Chapter 42: Joke
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Chapter 42 jokes
At the main table, Han Songlin poured everyone a glass of wine: "I don't want to persuade you to drink. If you can drink a lot, drink a lot! Just one, drink happily."
Persuading people to drink or something is the most annoying thing.
It is said to enhance the relationship, but in fact it has a hint of coercion.
All the people at the table are men, so naturally we should go to one together first.
True to say that in some places, women are not allowed to sit on the table, but Han Songlin and the others don't pay much attention to this.
However, women generally don't sit at the main table, because the people at this table are basically people who can drink, and those who are older and capable.
"This year, Songlin got the money!"
The speaker is called Han Songping; in the Han family, he can be regarded as a capable person.
Don’t even think that he didn’t graduate from elementary school. According to the villagers, he doesn’t even know how to pay his bills, but he really has a good brain if he can’t stand him; and he married a capable woman.
Before, Han Songlin didn’t know Han Songping. In the last life, Han Ze’s mother mentioned it.
I saw it when I was a child, but it was so many years ago, and I have long forgotten it.
If it weren't for Liu Yuyan's reminder today, Han Songlin really wouldn't have recognized him.
"Haha, it's still good to earn a little bit, and it's still good to support a family."
Han Songlin doesn't want to talk too much about this issue, there are a large number of rural relatives and friends here today.
You talk about being rich and making a lot of money here, what do people think?
To be honest, Han Songlin felt that showing off in front of them was really a rather disreputable thing.
Believe it or not? I really showed off today, but tomorrow someone will go back and say, what's wrong with Han Songlin, how much money does he have, and he doesn't know his last name?
People greet you with a smile in front of you, but scold you for being ungrateful behind your back; this is not what Han Songlin wants.
"Come, let's eat vegetables!"
After drinking wine and eating vegetables, it is natural to chat.
I don't know who started it, but it's about the village.
"Do you still know Liu Jiuyuan?"
"Why don't you know this!"
"Liu Jiuyuan was playing cards in the countryside, and then he lost money, and he didn't get any money to pay, so he said, go to sleep with his wife, ten yuan a night!"
"That's what his wife does!"
It made everyone laugh for a while, and Han Songlin wavered on everyone's faces. He remembered that he had heard adults say this in his last life.
It's just that it has risen to twenty at that time!
Now I suddenly discovered a very interesting point, that is, who has been to this table?
Speaking of this, we are talking about the city again.
There are cats there, and the cats there are beautiful.
What does it mean to catch cats in the city?
Han Songlin didn't understand when he was a child. When adults talk about these things, they don't shy away from children at all.
After growing up, Han Songlin finally understood.
Among them, Chen Yingping was the most eloquent.
Chen Yingping worked in the city during this time, and he made a lot of money; now he is alone, and his old mother has to support him.
Han Songlin remembers that Chen Yingping will never get married in the future.
When I was a child, I saw him bring a woman back to the village, and then there was no more.
Hearing what he said, he spent all his wages on this matter.
"Chen Yingping, you can't do this, you still have to find a wife."
"What kind of woman are you looking for? There are women everywhere on the street!"
This unscrupulous temperament is really very Chen Yingping.
Not to persuade you to be a dead ghost, after Han Songlin said something, he didn't say anything more.
After a banquet, they went to Han Songlin's new house to play again.
Watch TV!
At the new home, Han Songlin bought TVs, refrigerators, washing machines and other electrical appliances.
Of course, mahjong is indispensable at home.
Mahjong, in Shuchuan, will be a must-have item for every family in the future.
Otherwise, there are relatives and friends coming to play at home, and there is nothing to play!
Sit together and play mahjong, that is definitely the main pastime.
The mahjong table is naturally set up.
Those who watch TV watch TV, those who play mahjong naturally play mahjong.
Liu Yuyan pulled Han Songlin's elder sister: "Elder sister, I just rested in the city today, and I will go back for two days!"
Han Xiuya hesitated, looking at her husband, she still wanted to play in the city for a while.
Now that the younger brother is promising, she, as the elder sister, is naturally happy.
And now Mom is coming to town.
"Then you play in the city for two days before going back!"
"The work in the house is busy, can you do it by yourself?" Han Xiuya was a little worried. This man is busy with the work in the house, which always makes people worry.
"There's nothing you can't do! Don't worry."
Han Xiuya: "Then I will play for two days!"
Liu Yuyan took out a bag of gifts, which contained melon seeds, peanuts and some candy mixed together: "Brother-in-law, you take this back to eat!"
"Hey, there is a reason to eat and take at the same time!"
"It's all a family, don't talk about this! Come, get it!" Liu Yuyan handed the things to Wang Dashan.
Wang Dashan: "Thank you!"
"It's okay, come and play often when you have time!"
"Got it!"
The guests are sent away one by one. When each family leaves, Liu Yuyan will send a bag of food.
Naturally, it won everyone's praise.
During this birthday, Han Songlin did not ask Liu Yuyan to give money for the gift letter; because Han Songlin remembered that the economic conditions of all the families in this rural area are not very good.
Ten yuan and twenty yuan is also very nervous for them.
Thinking about the future, for a banquet and a gift, the minimum cost is 400 yuan.
Throughout the year, there must be seven or eight seats. For the rural areas, to be honest, it is really a relatively big burden.
At night, there are fewer guests staying, so I cook by myself at home.
The gas tank is used in the home, which may not have been seen by many people.
Because in the future, piped gas will directly enter the home or store, compared with gas tanks, piped gas is naturally much safer.
Actually, Han Songlin is also worried about using gas tanks.
Then I thought about it again, although this thing will be gradually eliminated in the future, it doesn't mean that it is particularly unsafe.
As long as you use it according to the requirements, or use it normally, there will be nothing wrong with it.
The next day, everything was business as usual.
Or, it looks different.
That is the house, there are many more people.
Han Songlin got up early and went to the store, while Han Songqing was already braised the meat.
"Third brother, you just moved into the store today. It's more convenient like this."
Han Songqing: "Then I will move in at night! Have you been going to Yanghe for a long time?"
"Just a few days!"
Looking at Han Songqing stew, Han Songlin didn't intervene. It's still a very simple job to stew meat or something.
Of course, if you want to do something well, you need to study hard.
(end of this chapter)
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Chapter 42 jokes
At the main table, Han Songlin poured everyone a glass of wine: "I don't want to persuade you to drink. If you can drink a lot, drink a lot! Just one, drink happily."
Persuading people to drink or something is the most annoying thing.
It is said to enhance the relationship, but in fact it has a hint of coercion.
All the people at the table are men, so naturally we should go to one together first.
True to say that in some places, women are not allowed to sit on the table, but Han Songlin and the others don't pay much attention to this.
However, women generally don't sit at the main table, because the people at this table are basically people who can drink, and those who are older and capable.
"This year, Songlin got the money!"
The speaker is called Han Songping; in the Han family, he can be regarded as a capable person.
Don’t even think that he didn’t graduate from elementary school. According to the villagers, he doesn’t even know how to pay his bills, but he really has a good brain if he can’t stand him; and he married a capable woman.
Before, Han Songlin didn’t know Han Songping. In the last life, Han Ze’s mother mentioned it.
I saw it when I was a child, but it was so many years ago, and I have long forgotten it.
If it weren't for Liu Yuyan's reminder today, Han Songlin really wouldn't have recognized him.
"Haha, it's still good to earn a little bit, and it's still good to support a family."
Han Songlin doesn't want to talk too much about this issue, there are a large number of rural relatives and friends here today.
You talk about being rich and making a lot of money here, what do people think?
To be honest, Han Songlin felt that showing off in front of them was really a rather disreputable thing.
Believe it or not? I really showed off today, but tomorrow someone will go back and say, what's wrong with Han Songlin, how much money does he have, and he doesn't know his last name?
People greet you with a smile in front of you, but scold you for being ungrateful behind your back; this is not what Han Songlin wants.
"Come, let's eat vegetables!"
After drinking wine and eating vegetables, it is natural to chat.
I don't know who started it, but it's about the village.
"Do you still know Liu Jiuyuan?"
"Why don't you know this!"
"Liu Jiuyuan was playing cards in the countryside, and then he lost money, and he didn't get any money to pay, so he said, go to sleep with his wife, ten yuan a night!"
"That's what his wife does!"
It made everyone laugh for a while, and Han Songlin wavered on everyone's faces. He remembered that he had heard adults say this in his last life.
It's just that it has risen to twenty at that time!
Now I suddenly discovered a very interesting point, that is, who has been to this table?
Speaking of this, we are talking about the city again.
There are cats there, and the cats there are beautiful.
What does it mean to catch cats in the city?
Han Songlin didn't understand when he was a child. When adults talk about these things, they don't shy away from children at all.
After growing up, Han Songlin finally understood.
Among them, Chen Yingping was the most eloquent.
Chen Yingping worked in the city during this time, and he made a lot of money; now he is alone, and his old mother has to support him.
Han Songlin remembers that Chen Yingping will never get married in the future.
When I was a child, I saw him bring a woman back to the village, and then there was no more.
Hearing what he said, he spent all his wages on this matter.
"Chen Yingping, you can't do this, you still have to find a wife."
"What kind of woman are you looking for? There are women everywhere on the street!"
This unscrupulous temperament is really very Chen Yingping.
Not to persuade you to be a dead ghost, after Han Songlin said something, he didn't say anything more.
After a banquet, they went to Han Songlin's new house to play again.
Watch TV!
At the new home, Han Songlin bought TVs, refrigerators, washing machines and other electrical appliances.
Of course, mahjong is indispensable at home.
Mahjong, in Shuchuan, will be a must-have item for every family in the future.
Otherwise, there are relatives and friends coming to play at home, and there is nothing to play!
Sit together and play mahjong, that is definitely the main pastime.
The mahjong table is naturally set up.
Those who watch TV watch TV, those who play mahjong naturally play mahjong.
Liu Yuyan pulled Han Songlin's elder sister: "Elder sister, I just rested in the city today, and I will go back for two days!"
Han Xiuya hesitated, looking at her husband, she still wanted to play in the city for a while.
Now that the younger brother is promising, she, as the elder sister, is naturally happy.
And now Mom is coming to town.
"Then you play in the city for two days before going back!"
"The work in the house is busy, can you do it by yourself?" Han Xiuya was a little worried. This man is busy with the work in the house, which always makes people worry.
"There's nothing you can't do! Don't worry."
Han Xiuya: "Then I will play for two days!"
Liu Yuyan took out a bag of gifts, which contained melon seeds, peanuts and some candy mixed together: "Brother-in-law, you take this back to eat!"
"Hey, there is a reason to eat and take at the same time!"
"It's all a family, don't talk about this! Come, get it!" Liu Yuyan handed the things to Wang Dashan.
Wang Dashan: "Thank you!"
"It's okay, come and play often when you have time!"
"Got it!"
The guests are sent away one by one. When each family leaves, Liu Yuyan will send a bag of food.
Naturally, it won everyone's praise.
During this birthday, Han Songlin did not ask Liu Yuyan to give money for the gift letter; because Han Songlin remembered that the economic conditions of all the families in this rural area are not very good.
Ten yuan and twenty yuan is also very nervous for them.
Thinking about the future, for a banquet and a gift, the minimum cost is 400 yuan.
Throughout the year, there must be seven or eight seats. For the rural areas, to be honest, it is really a relatively big burden.
At night, there are fewer guests staying, so I cook by myself at home.
The gas tank is used in the home, which may not have been seen by many people.
Because in the future, piped gas will directly enter the home or store, compared with gas tanks, piped gas is naturally much safer.
Actually, Han Songlin is also worried about using gas tanks.
Then I thought about it again, although this thing will be gradually eliminated in the future, it doesn't mean that it is particularly unsafe.
As long as you use it according to the requirements, or use it normally, there will be nothing wrong with it.
The next day, everything was business as usual.
Or, it looks different.
That is the house, there are many more people.
Han Songlin got up early and went to the store, while Han Songqing was already braised the meat.
"Third brother, you just moved into the store today. It's more convenient like this."
Han Songqing: "Then I will move in at night! Have you been going to Yanghe for a long time?"
"Just a few days!"
Looking at Han Songqing stew, Han Songlin didn't intervene. It's still a very simple job to stew meat or something.
Of course, if you want to do something well, you need to study hard.
(end of this chapter)
Chapter 42 jokesAt the main table, Han Songlin poured everyone a glass of wine: "I don't want to persuade you to drink. If you can drink a lot, drink a lot! Just one, drink happily." Persuading people to drink or something is the most annoying thing.It is said to enhance the relationship, but in fact it has a hint of coercion.All the people at the table are men, so naturally we should go to one together first.True to say that in some places, women are not allowed to sit on the table, but Han Songlin and the others don't pay much attention to this.However, women generally don't sit at the main table, because the people at this table are basically people who can drink, and those who are older and capable. "This year, Songlin got the money!"The speaker is called Han Songping; in the Han family, he can be regarded as a capable person. Don't even think that he didn't graduate from elementary school. According to the villagers, he doesn't even know how to pay his bills, but he really has a good brain if he can't stand him; and he married a capable woman.Before, Han Songlin didn't know Han Songping. In the last life, Han Ze's mother mentioned it.I saw it when I was a child, but it was so many years ago, and I have long forgotten it.If it weren't for Liu Yuyan's reminder today, Han Songlin really wouldn't have recognized him. "Haha, it's still good to earn a little bit, and it's still good to support a family."Han Songlin doesn't want to talk too much about this issue, there are a large number of rural relatives and friends here today.You talk about being rich and making a lot of money here, what do people think?To be honest, Han Songlin felt that showing off in front of them was really a rather disreputable thing.Believe it or not? I really showed off today, but tomorrow someone will go back and say, what's wrong with Han Songlin, how much money does he have, and he doesn't know his last name?People greet you with a smile in front of you, but scold you for being ungrateful behind your back; this is not what Han Songlin wants. "Come, let's eat vegetables!" After drinking wine and eating vegetables, it is natural to chat. I don't know who started it, but it's about the village. "Do you still know Liu Jiuyuan?" "Why don't you know this!" "Liu Jiuyuan was playing cards in the countryside, and then he lost money, and he didn't get any money to pay, so he said, go to sleep with his wife, ten yuan a night!" "That's what his wife does!" It made everyone laugh for a while, and Han Songlin wavered on everyone's faces. He remembered that he had heard adults say this in his last life. It's just that it has risen to twenty at that time! Now I suddenly discovered a very interesting point, that is, who has been to this table? Speaking of this, we are talking about the city again.There are cats there, and the cats there are beautiful.What does it mean to catch cats in the city?Han Songlin didn't understand when he was a child. When adults talk about these things, they don't shy away from children at all.After growing up, Han Songlin finally understood. Among them, Chen Yingping was the most eloquent.Chen Yingping worked in the city during this time, and he made a lot of money; now he is alone, and his old mother has to support him.Han Songlin remembers that Chen Yingping will never get married in the future.When I was a child, I saw him bring a woman back to the village, and then there was no more. Hearing what he said, he spent all his wages on this matter. "Chen Yingping, you can't do this, you still have to find a wife." "What kind of woman are you looking for? There are women everywhere on the street!" This unscrupulous temperament is really very Chen Yingping. Not to persuade you to be a dead ghost, after Han Songlin said something, he didn't say anything more.After a banquet, they went to Han Songlin's new house to play again. Watch TV!At the new home, Han Songlin bought TVs, refrigerators, washing machines and other electrical appliances.Of course, mahjong is indispensable at home.Mahjong, in Shuchuan, will be a must-have item for every family in the future. Otherwise, there are relatives and friends coming to play at home, and there is nothing to play!Sit together and play mahjong, that is definitely the main pastime.The mahjong table is naturally set up. Those who watch TV watch TV, those who play mahjong naturally play mahjong.Liu Yuyan pulled Han Songlin's elder sister: "Elder sister, I just rested in the city today, and I will go back for two days!"Han Xiuya hesitated, looking at her husband, she still wanted to play in the city for a while. Now that the younger brother is promising, she, as the elder sister, is naturally happy. And now Mom is coming to town. "Then you play in the city for two days before going back!" "The work in the house is busy, can you do it by yourself?" Han Xiuya was a little worried. This man is busy with the work in the house, which always makes people worry. "There's nothing you can't do! Don't worry."Han Xiuya: "Then I will play for two days!"Liu Yuyan took out a bag of gifts, which contained melon seeds, peanuts and some candy mixed together: "Brother-in-law, you take this back to eat!" "Hey, there is a reason to eat and take at the same time!" "It's all a family, don't talk about this! Come, get it!" Liu Yuyan handed the things to Wang Dashan.Wang Dashan: "Thank you!" "It's okay, come and play often when you have time!" "Got it!"The guests are sent away one by one. When each family leaves, Liu Yuyan will send a bag of food. Naturally, it won everyone's praise. During this birthday, Han Songlin did not ask Liu Yuyan to give money for the gift letter; because Han Songlin remembered that the economic conditions of all the families in this rural area are not very good.Ten yuan and twenty yuan is also very nervous for them.Thinking about the future, for a banquet and a gift, the minimum cost is 400 yuan. Throughout the year, there must be seven or eight seats. For the rural areas, to be honest, it is really a relatively big burden.At night, there are fewer guests staying, so I cook by myself at home.The gas tank is used in the home, which may not have been seen by many people.Because in the future, piped gas will directly enter the home or store, compared with gas tanks, piped gas is naturally much safer.Actually, Han Songlin is also worried about using gas tanks. Then I thought about it again, although this thing will be gradually eliminated in the future, it doesn't mean that it is particularly unsafe.As long as you use it according to the requirements, or use it normally, there will be nothing wrong with it.The next day, everything was business as usual. Or, it looks different. That is the house, there are many more people.Han Songlin got up early and went to the store, while Han Songqing was already braised the meat. "Third brother, you just moved into the store today. It's more convenient like this."Han Songqing: "Then I will move in at night! Have you been going to Yanghe for a long time?" "Just a few days!"Looking at Han Songqing stew, Han Songlin didn't intervene. It's still a very simple job to stew meat or something.Of course, if you want to do something well, you need to study hard.end of this chapter
