Summer vacation was quickly coming to an end.
It couldn’t be helped. After all, time flies when you’re having fun.
Zong Yan enjoyed those free and easy days, but after a person has been lazy for a while, they have to find something for themselves to do.
That was why he righteously refused Yog-Sothoth’s tempting offer to lengthen his summer vacation.
“If you like, I can extend your summer vacation indefinitely.”
While Zong Yan was on the sofa playing Switch, the Lord of the Gate suddenly emerged behind him. He hugged his human tight, like a lazy koala.
Zong Yan was playing Zelda. He maneuvered Link up a mountainside and reached out to swat a tendril of gray hair from the screen.
He didn’t want to see that hair at all right now. It had made a deep and indelible impression on him.
He really didn’t want to think about how those strands of hair entered his mouth, lengthening and extending into his esophagus, down to his stomach, and even his small and large intestines, until they occupied and toyed with his entire body. While Zong Yan experienced genuine pleasure from the evil god’s thrusting, his mental state couldn’t accept such a bizarre and sinister kind of play.
And that was why Zong Yan had launched a one-sided cold war against the Lord of the Gate for several days. He even went so far as to use his power as the Lord of the Universe, ejecting his boyfriend from the universe and manually shutting down the Lord of the Gate’s privileges.
“No, I still want to go to school. Besides, I have to attend military training at Tsinghua. It’s better than wasting time at home.”
Since Yog was hugging him, Zong Yan automatically adjusted his body to the most comfortable position in the other party’s arms. From beginning to end his eyes never left the game console in his hand.
It was boring to sit at home all day, doing nothing but eating and waiting for death. Besides, he was the top scorer in this year’s college entrance exam. It was hard work to get admitted to Tsinghua University. Of course, his next goal was to study hard and engage in academic life. He hoped to publish a few SCI articles as an undergraduate and make outstanding contributions to humanity.
Although Zong Yan had chosen to study architecture, he was planning to do a double major.
Anyway, for Zong Yan as he was now, a double major wouldn’t be hard. If he wanted to do triple, quadruple, or quintuple majors, or even learn the entire sum of human knowledge, it wasn’t a difficult task.
The gray-haired evil god looked at Zong Yan’s face and saw he was absorbed in the game. His golden eyes grew darker and darker.
“Ah, mmm… Don’t move!”
Focused on the game, Zong Yan suddenly let out a hiss.
He twisted his body, trying to avoid the hand that sank beneath his shirt and started making trouble, but he was in the arms of the Lord of the Gate, and his struggle only twisted him deeper into the evil god’s embrace.
Although Zong Yan hadn’t said so, there was a very important reason why he still wanted to go to school.
Which was the fact that the odious One-in-All, the Lord of Time and Space, the Trinity of the Key and the Gate and the Guardian of the Gate, was a single-minded lecher every day.
Every single spot in this small villa… His bedroom, the desk, the couch, the floor, the bathroom, the kitchen, the foyer… Not a single place had been spared.
There were times when Zong Yan went to use something and automatically recalled how Yog was holding it and used it on him last time.
Zong Yan: “…”
""Who was he? The Lord of Time and Space, and his endurance was first-class. When Zong Yan was gasping for breath, the other party was nowhere near satisfied, so he reversed time, and the ravaged, exhausted Zong Yan immediately became → the clean, pure Zong Yan who hadn’t yet suffered from the evil god’s poisonous hands, but the dazed expression on his face remained unchanged.
Well, now that his back wasn’t sore, his kidneys weren’t empty, and time had returned to two hours ago, it was perfectly fine to do it again. Evil god logic.jpg
The Lord of the Gate kissed the reddened corners of the young man’s eyes, changed his position, and began tirelessly again.
Not to mention at home, even when they went out the situation didn’t improve.
In bustling streets filled with people, in restaurants and at the movie theater. In fact, no one would notice anything Yog didn’t want them to see. But Zong Yan still retained a human sense of shame, so he sternly refused and explicitly warned, which made the Lord of the Gate regretfully withdraw his hand.
What Yog-Sothoth enjoyed the most was watching Zong Yan’s facial expressions change in various situations, and in order to see more interesting expressions, he could be extremely lewd.
Normally, an evil god wouldn’t experience anything like pleasure while doing such things. Even if there were pleasure, or if Yog felt what Zong Yan did through the psychic link between them, it would hardly make an impact in the Lord of the Gate’s vast and unending sea of consciousness, which encompassed thirteen dimensions. It would be like a speck disappearing into the ocean. Even if it were multiplied billions of times, it could never make the eternally calm and wise, absolutely rational Lord of the Gate experience a flicker of emotion.
At the moment, Zong Yan was still fighting the centaur boss. He didn’t have a spare hand to stop Yog-Sothoth’s estrus-fueled behavior. All he could do was twist his body while struggling under the increasingly fierce attack of the Lord of the Gate… while playing the game.
This type of behavior was like a provocation to Yog-Sothoth, a level ten anthropologist.
So the Lord of the Gate decided to get serious.
He quickly linked to the human Internet.
In terms of mating behavior, evil gods were naturally inferior to human beings. After all, mating for evil gods was a bloody and cruel business, basically only done for reproduction. But despite their inferiority, humans had come up with an amazing number of tricks. No wonder Nyarlathotep was so fond of humans. Shub-Niggurath visited Earth frequently to wander around after discovering new things here. It seemed there was a reason for that.
""In a few tenths of a second, Yog-Sothoth watched every video on the Internet about mating.
After viewing them, the Lord of the Gate found that he’d already implemented most of these techniques on his black-haired young man, in addition to countless other strange forms of play the evil god himself had devised and developed.
The gray-haired evil god licked his lips. A sudden gleam of interest flickered in his eyes.
The great Yog-Sothoth realized that he’d never properly used his human form.
He looked at the black-haired human who’d chosen to reload his game and restart because his skills were too weak to defeat the centaur boss.
Zong Yan had split his attention, but in fact most of his mind was on the game. So it was only natural that he didn’t notice the fact he was about to be stripped naked.
The black-haired young man was leaning in the arms of the Lord of the Gate, and just when the game reached a critical moment, he was suddenly turned over. Immediately afterwards, a cold body was lying behind and on top of him.
“So cold. Turn up your body temperature a bit,” Zong Yan said in passing. He was maneuvering his game character safely past a lightning attack.
After Zong Yan dodged the attack, a vague thought crossed his mind.
Wait, why was he able to feel the Lord of the Gate’s body temperature so clearly?
It was a serious question.
Just as the black-haired young man realized something was wrong and was about to look back, an irresistible force suddenly made him lift his waist.
""The protagonist of The Legend of Zelda, the player-controlled character Link, was still running on the game screen. The brave hero Link was clearly athletic and fit, but he was still nailed to the ground by a sudden shot from the bow of the centaur behind him.
The electric arrow had a paralytic effect. Bright arcs of electricity ran through Link’s body. The console’s sensors vibrated along with it, buzzing on the sofa.
When Link fell to the ground, the centaur roared, raised its hooves high, and charged forward. Receiving one blow after another, harder and harder, they fought with all their strength. The attack was so fierce it almost pushed Link’s health bar to zero.
Just as ‘game over’ was about to appear, the screen went black.
“I want to hear you call my name.”
The room was so dim that the game console accidentally slipped off the sofa and fell onto the plush carpet.
Except for the name “Yog-Sothoth”, everything fell silent
The Lord of the Gate freed the fingers of the black-haired young man little by little, and tenderly held them in his hands while maintaining a pace that humans found the most pleasing. He absently wiped away the sweat from the young man’s slender fingers.
“Why are you so eager to do this kind of thing!!! Obviously you can’t feel any pleasure at all!!!”
Zong Yan’s expression was devastated, utterly destroyed, but he couldn’t help but squint his eyes in rapture under this soft force, like a lazy, harmless Persian cat.
See, humans are so dishonest.
The Lord of the Gate bent the corners of his mouth and gave his beloved human a deep kiss, but he smiled without saying a word.
It wasn’t the kind of thing he would explain.
As an evil god, Yog-Sothoth would never understand, from beginning to end, the emotion of “love”.
But in countless classic human texts, “love” is the word that appears most often.
Humanity was a weak, greedy, sinful species, but they were also adept at creating miracles.
For example, “love”.
This emotion was unique throughout the universe. It was an emotion that only human beings could possess.
His Little Majesty was human before he became the Lord of the Universe.
And “love” was important to humans, right?
As the Lord of the Gate thought of this, he slightly narrowed his eyes.
This was the only thing the One-in-All could not give.
Because he would always believe himself far above love.
The Lord of Time and Space would use infinite time, infinite everything, to prove he was in no way inferior to love.
""Human love might disappear, and once-sworn vows might become a worthless piece of paper, but Yog-Sothoth was eternal.
He was eternity itself.
“There is no ‘eagerness’. Evil gods don’t possess such a thing.”
After a long time, so long that Zong Yan felt like he was drifting off to sleep, Yog-Sothoth suddenly said in a low voice, “I just want to make you happy.”
What a lie. You obviously enjoy it.
The second before he fell asleep, Zong Yan inwardly rolled his eyes.
Silvery gray hair unfurled over him like a quilt, wrapping the evil god’s treasure securely inside it.
“Go to sleep.”
The Lord of the Gate hooked his finger, and the light around them dimmed from brightness to extreme darkness in an instant.
Zong Yan probably didn’t know that every single night, after he fell asleep, Yog-Sothoth watched over him like this, all while continuing to view the planes of the cosmos and performing his duties as an observer.
Until the sun rose and all the birds were singing, he didn’t move his eyes for half a second.
—
The author has something to say:
Poor Link has suffered (.)
Zelda is the best in the world!!!
TL Notes:
Switch – This word was in English in the raw – Nintendo Switch is a video game console developed by Nintendo and released worldwide in most regions on March 3, 2017. The console itself is a tablet that can either be docked for use as a home console or used as a portable device (Wikipedia)
SCI article – 篇sci – The Science Citation Index is a citation index originally produced by the Institute for Scientific Information. The expanded version covers 9,200 notable and significant journals. These are described as the world’s leading journals of science and technology because of a rigorous selection process (Wikipedia)
boss – This was in English
game over – This was in English
Transliterated names, titles, and places—new in this chapter:
Zelda – 塞尔达 – Sàiěrdá
Link – 林克 – Línkè
The Legend of Zelda – 塞尔达传奇
[ Project Page | Ko-Fi ✿ | Other translations by Confectioner ]
Summer vacation was quickly coming to an end.
It couldn’t be helped. After all, time flies when you’re having fun.
Zong Yan enjoyed those free and easy days, but after a person has been lazy for a while, they have to find something for themselves to do.
That was why he righteously refused Yog-Sothoth’s tempting offer to lengthen his summer vacation.
“If you like, I can extend your summer vacation indefinitely.”
While Zong Yan was on the sofa playing Switch, the Lord of the Gate suddenly emerged behind him. He hugged his human tight, like a lazy koala.
Zong Yan was playing Zelda. He maneuvered Link up a mountainside and reached out to swat a tendril of gray hair from the screen.
He didn’t want to see that hair at all right now. It had made a deep and indelible impression on him.
He really didn’t want to think about how those strands of hair entered his mouth, lengthening and extending into his esophagus, down to his stomach, and even his small and large intestines, until they occupied and toyed with his entire body. While Zong Yan experienced genuine pleasure from the evil god’s thrusting, his mental state couldn’t accept such a bizarre and sinister kind of play.
And that was why Zong Yan had launched a one-sided cold war against the Lord of the Gate for several days. He even went so far as to use his power as the Lord of the Universe, ejecting his boyfriend from the universe and manually shutting down the Lord of the Gate’s privileges.
“No, I still want to go to school. Besides, I have to attend military training at Tsinghua. It’s better than wasting time at home.”
Since Yog was hugging him, Zong Yan automatically adjusted his body to the most comfortable position in the other party’s arms. From beginning to end his eyes never left the game console in his hand.
It was boring to sit at home all day, doing nothing but eating and waiting for death. Besides, he was the top scorer in this year’s college entrance exam. It was hard work to get admitted to Tsinghua University. Of course, his next goal was to study hard and engage in academic life. He hoped to publish a few SCI articles as an undergraduate and make outstanding contributions to humanity.
Although Zong Yan had chosen to study architecture, he was planning to do a double major.
Anyway, for Zong Yan as he was now, a double major wouldn’t be hard. If he wanted to do triple, quadruple, or quintuple majors, or even learn the entire sum of human knowledge, it wasn’t a difficult task.
The gray-haired evil god looked at Zong Yan’s face and saw he was absorbed in the game. His golden eyes grew darker and darker.
“Ah, mmm… Don’t move!”
Focused on the game, Zong Yan suddenly let out a hiss.
He twisted his body, trying to avoid the hand that sank beneath his shirt and started making trouble, but he was in the arms of the Lord of the Gate, and his struggle only twisted him deeper into the evil god’s embrace.
Although Zong Yan hadn’t said so, there was a very important reason why he still wanted to go to school.
Which was the fact that the odious One-in-All, the Lord of Time and Space, the Trinity of the Key and the Gate and the Guardian of the Gate, was a single-minded lecher every day.
Every single spot in this small villa… His bedroom, the desk, the couch, the floor, the bathroom, the kitchen, the foyer… Not a single place had been spared.
There were times when Zong Yan went to use something and automatically recalled how Yog was holding it and used it on him last time.
Zong Yan: “…”
""Who was he? The Lord of Time and Space, and his endurance was first-class. When Zong Yan was gasping for breath, the other party was nowhere near satisfied, so he reversed time, and the ravaged, exhausted Zong Yan immediately became → the clean, pure Zong Yan who hadn’t yet suffered from the evil god’s poisonous hands, but the dazed expression on his face remained unchanged.
Well, now that his back wasn’t sore, his kidneys weren’t empty, and time had returned to two hours ago, it was perfectly fine to do it again. Evil god logic.jpg
The Lord of the Gate kissed the reddened corners of the young man’s eyes, changed his position, and began tirelessly again.
Not to mention at home, even when they went out the situation didn’t improve.
In bustling streets filled with people, in restaurants and at the movie theater. In fact, no one would notice anything Yog didn’t want them to see. But Zong Yan still retained a human sense of shame, so he sternly refused and explicitly warned, which made the Lord of the Gate regretfully withdraw his hand.
What Yog-Sothoth enjoyed the most was watching Zong Yan’s facial expressions change in various situations, and in order to see more interesting expressions, he could be extremely lewd.
Normally, an evil god wouldn’t experience anything like pleasure while doing such things. Even if there were pleasure, or if Yog felt what Zong Yan did through the psychic link between them, it would hardly make an impact in the Lord of the Gate’s vast and unending sea of consciousness, which encompassed thirteen dimensions. It would be like a speck disappearing into the ocean. Even if it were multiplied billions of times, it could never make the eternally calm and wise, absolutely rational Lord of the Gate experience a flicker of emotion.
At the moment, Zong Yan was still fighting the centaur boss. He didn’t have a spare hand to stop Yog-Sothoth’s estrus-fueled behavior. All he could do was twist his body while struggling under the increasingly fierce attack of the Lord of the Gate… while playing the game.
This type of behavior was like a provocation to Yog-Sothoth, a level ten anthropologist.
So the Lord of the Gate decided to get serious.
He quickly linked to the human Internet.
In terms of mating behavior, evil gods were naturally inferior to human beings. After all, mating for evil gods was a bloody and cruel business, basically only done for reproduction. But despite their inferiority, humans had come up with an amazing number of tricks. No wonder Nyarlathotep was so fond of humans. Shub-Niggurath visited Earth frequently to wander around after discovering new things here. It seemed there was a reason for that.
""In a few tenths of a second, Yog-Sothoth watched every video on the Internet about mating.
After viewing them, the Lord of the Gate found that he’d already implemented most of these techniques on his black-haired young man, in addition to countless other strange forms of play the evil god himself had devised and developed.
The gray-haired evil god licked his lips. A sudden gleam of interest flickered in his eyes.
The great Yog-Sothoth realized that he’d never properly used his human form.
He looked at the black-haired human who’d chosen to reload his game and restart because his skills were too weak to defeat the centaur boss.
Zong Yan had split his attention, but in fact most of his mind was on the game. So it was only natural that he didn’t notice the fact he was about to be stripped naked.
The black-haired young man was leaning in the arms of the Lord of the Gate, and just when the game reached a critical moment, he was suddenly turned over. Immediately afterwards, a cold body was lying behind and on top of him.
“So cold. Turn up your body temperature a bit,” Zong Yan said in passing. He was maneuvering his game character safely past a lightning attack.
After Zong Yan dodged the attack, a vague thought crossed his mind.
Wait, why was he able to feel the Lord of the Gate’s body temperature so clearly?
It was a serious question.
Just as the black-haired young man realized something was wrong and was about to look back, an irresistible force suddenly made him lift his waist.
""The protagonist of The Legend of Zelda, the player-controlled character Link, was still running on the game screen. The brave hero Link was clearly athletic and fit, but he was still nailed to the ground by a sudden shot from the bow of the centaur behind him.
The electric arrow had a paralytic effect. Bright arcs of electricity ran through Link’s body. The console’s sensors vibrated along with it, buzzing on the sofa.
When Link fell to the ground, the centaur roared, raised its hooves high, and charged forward. Receiving one blow after another, harder and harder, they fought with all their strength. The attack was so fierce it almost pushed Link’s health bar to zero.
Just as ‘game over’ was about to appear, the screen went black.
“I want to hear you call my name.”
The room was so dim that the game console accidentally slipped off the sofa and fell onto the plush carpet.
Except for the name “Yog-Sothoth”, everything fell silent
The Lord of the Gate freed the fingers of the black-haired young man little by little, and tenderly held them in his hands while maintaining a pace that humans found the most pleasing. He absently wiped away the sweat from the young man’s slender fingers.
“Why are you so eager to do this kind of thing!!! Obviously you can’t feel any pleasure at all!!!”
Zong Yan’s expression was devastated, utterly destroyed, but he couldn’t help but squint his eyes in rapture under this soft force, like a lazy, harmless Persian cat.
See, humans are so dishonest.
The Lord of the Gate bent the corners of his mouth and gave his beloved human a deep kiss, but he smiled without saying a word.
It wasn’t the kind of thing he would explain.
As an evil god, Yog-Sothoth would never understand, from beginning to end, the emotion of “love”.
But in countless classic human texts, “love” is the word that appears most often.
Humanity was a weak, greedy, sinful species, but they were also adept at creating miracles.
For example, “love”.
This emotion was unique throughout the universe. It was an emotion that only human beings could possess.
His Little Majesty was human before he became the Lord of the Universe.
And “love” was important to humans, right?
As the Lord of the Gate thought of this, he slightly narrowed his eyes.
This was the only thing the One-in-All could not give.
Because he would always believe himself far above love.
The Lord of Time and Space would use infinite time, infinite everything, to prove he was in no way inferior to love.
""Human love might disappear, and once-sworn vows might become a worthless piece of paper, but Yog-Sothoth was eternal.
He was eternity itself.
“There is no ‘eagerness’. Evil gods don’t possess such a thing.”
After a long time, so long that Zong Yan felt like he was drifting off to sleep, Yog-Sothoth suddenly said in a low voice, “I just want to make you happy.”
What a lie. You obviously enjoy it.
The second before he fell asleep, Zong Yan inwardly rolled his eyes.
Silvery gray hair unfurled over him like a quilt, wrapping the evil god’s treasure securely inside it.
“Go to sleep.”
The Lord of the Gate hooked his finger, and the light around them dimmed from brightness to extreme darkness in an instant.
Zong Yan probably didn’t know that every single night, after he fell asleep, Yog-Sothoth watched over him like this, all while continuing to view the planes of the cosmos and performing his duties as an observer.
Until the sun rose and all the birds were singing, he didn’t move his eyes for half a second.
—
The author has something to say:
Poor Link has suffered (.)
Zelda is the best in the world!!!
TL Notes:
Switch – This word was in English in the raw – Nintendo Switch is a video game console developed by Nintendo and released worldwide in most regions on March 3, 2017. The console itself is a tablet that can either be docked for use as a home console or used as a portable device (Wikipedia)
SCI article – 篇sci – The Science Citation Index is a citation index originally produced by the Institute for Scientific Information. The expanded version covers 9,200 notable and significant journals. These are described as the world’s leading journals of science and technology because of a rigorous selection process (Wikipedia)
boss – This was in English
game over – This was in English
Transliterated names, titles, and places—new in this chapter:
Zelda – 塞尔达 – Sàiěrdá
Link – 林克 – Línkè
The Legend of Zelda – 塞尔达传奇
[ Project Page | Ko-Fi ✿ | Other translations by Confectioner ]
