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"I thought you were just defective in common sense, but I didn't expect that your essence is defective in IQ."
In the basement of "teeth, hemorrhoids and iron", Yin Yin Yin pulled Yue Yu's clothes up, carefully observed his chest and said: "You don't think about it. The sheriff's office tries every means to secretly transport goods, but you, as a top student who has completed the complete education of the military college, have never heard of it. Even if you think about it with your ass, you should know that such goods belong to military secrets... How dare you ask LAN Yan?"
"He looked very good at that time..."
"The gift from the superior has already indicated the price in the dark. Now when you go outside, no one will hear that you qianyuliu doesn't kneel down, noble and dignified. You will only hear that Lan Yan cherishes the domineering subordinates and faces the good reputation of the Ding family."
Yin Yinyin took his clothes back and said, "the medical lawsuit was handled very well, even a little over treated. Originally, you had to go home to rest for three days because of your injury. Now you just need to go home to sleep and continue to work the next day."
"Isn't that good?" Le Yu said, "maybe it's the welfare of the staff of the statistics department?"
"You'll lose three days of rest now, and you'll lose 30 days of life in the future." Yin Yin said calmly, "of course, if you fight and get injured every day, you may be able to walk in front of me and die."
Glorious medical technology is almost omnipotent. As long as you have money and can afford medical officials, it's nothing to say about the living dead, flesh and bones and broken limbs. It's not impossible to remove scars without marks, fine tune cosmetic surgery and gender conversion. As long as you take a breath, you can definitely rescue them.
Naturally, such a versatile technology is not without cost. The essence of light energy therapy can be summarized in two words: regeneration. It is equivalent to replacing the broken parts with new and good parts when assembling the model. The same is true for light energy therapy, which removes all the broken tissues, cells and organs of the human body, and then allows the injured stem cells to proliferate and regenerate continuously, so as to complete the normal self-healing needs in a short time It takes several days or even dozens of days for cells to divide. Of course, the result is that the patient lies in and jumps out.
The cost of rapid cell division and regeneration is obviously the life span of the injured. It is no exaggeration for Yin Yin Yin to say that the next 30 days will be replaced by the present three days, and Huiyao people do not understand this truth.
However, the future is the future after all, and it's really cool when you're cool now. It's like everyone knows that staying up late hurts your body, but it's not that you can't help brushing your mobile phone? What's more, it's much more difficult to "resist lying in the hospital" than "resist not playing with your mobile phone".
If Yue Yu really goes to the hospital every three days and rescues every five days, he may really be able to compete with Yin Yinyin for who dies first. Huiyao has many generals in history. When they were in their twenties, they were the first in every war. However, they often began to "die at night", "die violently" and "die in the toilet" in their thirties.
However, the "violent death" is also a good result. More people can't get medical soldiers on the battlefield. Therefore, Yue Yu didn't pay attention to the warning of Yin Yin Yin. After all, he doesn't think that the vest of qianyuliu can be used to the day of death.
"So, do you know what the extremely divine soldiers and holy relics are?" Yue Yu asked.
Yin Yinyin took out a notebook from her arms, turned a few pages and asked, "in fact, it's also easy to understand literally. Magic weapons, weapons used by gods, or... Weapons created by humans to get close to gods."
"The ultimate magic weapon, surpassing fantasy and conquering desperate situations. This sentence respectively points out the three levels of magic weapon, the limit of mortal skills, the extreme magic weapon; the creation beyond fantasy, the magic magic weapon; the artifact conquering desperate situations, the absolute magic weapon."
"But every magic weapon is an instrument that allows the user to reverse the situation and become an army. The relic of the saint is one of the most magic weapons."
"Wait, wait..." Yue Yu rubbed his temples and said, "I always thought that although the world has spiritual power and can control light energy, it is still a very scientific world... How can there be something different like divine soldiers?"
Yin Yinyin understood Yue Yu's nonsense: "you're unbelievable. It's a normal reaction. When I first learned the intelligence of divine soldiers, I doubted my common sense like you..."
"You're right to doubt. Your common sense is not at all..."
But actually, Yin Yin make complaints about the music language. "Although the divine soldiers are difficult for ordinary people to obtain information, they shine on the imperial court and never hide the most powerful absolute soldiers they have mastered. They write them grandly in the history books and inherit them in the royal family from generation to generation. But they write out the real power of the absolute soldiers, but ordinary people won't believe it."
"True or false?"
"Haven't you heard of the inheritance symbol of the royal family?"
Yue Yu was stunned: "what you said is... The glory of the holy sword?"
Yin Yin recited with an expressionless face: "since the sun, the emperor Shenzong invited the holy sword to shine, out of Yanjing, alone to fight against the rebellious Korean army, the color of heaven and earth changed, the day was dark, and the victory was great."
"For 150 days, Yi and the fire thief army surrounded Yanjing. The city was starved of ammunition and food. It was the Third Prince of the night who died at night. Emperor Renzong ascended the throne. Please bring out the holy sword to shine for thousands of miles. The night was as bright as day, and the thief army came down."
"There are actually quite a lot of records like this." Yin Yinyin shrugged and said, "Huiyao will be in chaos every 300 years or so. When the rebels sweep the world and surround Yanjing, the emperor will invite Huiyao to harvest..."
Yue Yu said: "I thought it was a metaphor. For example, the royal family has a group of super special forces corps called 'Huiyao'..."
"I used to think the same as you, but what is written in the history books is true." Yin Yinyin asked, "you should guess what the power of the holy sword is?"
"Will it shine? Very bright?"
"It's a little close. Correctly speaking, the holy sword glow can emit a holy light covering a hundred miles. The Holy Light ignores the space distance and can only be manipulated by the holder. All external lights within the coverage will be assimilated into holy light. Manipulating the holy light during launch does not need to consume mental power."
Happy language blinks.
The casting distance is expanded to 50km, all spells become AOE, the spell cost is 0, and all enemies in the range are forbidden from magic?
"What a fart!"
"Yes, so as long as you see the line 'please show the holy sword Huiyao' in the history books, the following content is basically to recover the lost land like the emperor's autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves."
Yue Yu immediately thought of the key: "does the royal family still have the glory of the holy sword?"
"Of course."
"Then what are we doing against us?" Yue Yu was stunned: "isn't it good to surrender and hold Yanjing's thigh long ago?"
"Although they have, they can't use it." Yin Yinyin said, "over the years, countless people have studied the holy sword Huiyao incisively and vividly. The holy sword Huiyao was even occupied by the owl officials for a time. The restriction of the holy sword Huiyao is no secret."
"The holy sword Huiyao has three restrictions: ① it can only be controlled by people with royal blood and the emperor; ② it will consume a certain amount of life every time it is used; ③ when the previous emperor did not specify it and the emperor had no descendants, the holy sword Huiyao will automatically enter the state of confinement."
"The holy sword Huiyao in the state of confinement cannot move. It is fixed in one place and has been confined for 20 years. The holy sword Huiyao will be released only when the ruler with the highest popularity and royal blood touches it."
Yin Yin paused: "the last emperor Huiyao was a violent death, no imperial edict, no descendants. That is to say, we don't have to worry about the threat of the holy sword Huiyao for at least 20 years."
"Why?" Yue Yu was puzzled: "I can understand the first two, but the third restriction should be artificially added? Why leave such a big hole?"
"Think about it with common sense. When the emperor died, there was no imperial edict and no descendants. What's the probability?" Yin Yin Yin said without waiting for Yue Yu's answer: "the court plotted and the powerful officials usurped."
"No matter what kind of situation, it shows that the emperor has been unable to control the imperial court. Further inference is that the imperial court has decayed, the people are in deep water, and the nobles have their own ghosts." Yin Yin Yin's hidden corners of his mouth slightly recalled: "in fact, it is true."
"Instead of watching the new imperial court live in the dead wood and forging the holy sword, the emperor Gaozu chose another way 'the emperor's strong army should do it' to encourage other royal families to overthrow the imperial court, sweep away stubborn diseases and continue to shine."
"Sometimes, the plan of emperor Gaozu succeeded, such as Liezong, who came to the world from Sichuan in the southwest; sometimes, the imperial court succeeded. The monarchs and ministers have been guarding Yanjing for 20 years, so please use the holy sword to cut off the rebellion."
After listening to Yin Yin Yin's introduction, Yue Yu couldn't help surging up. He imagined that he was holding a holy sword to make the world dare not obey - there are props in the world that can pass the customs when he gets it!
However, Yue Yu still has questions: "where did these magic soldiers come from? They were stolen from ancient ruins and Tombs?"
"... your idea is very distinctive." Yin Yinyin shook his head. "It is said that there was a meteorite pyroxene that fell from the sun to the earth in ancient times. Emperor Gaozu gathered craftsmen from all over the world to melt and cast meteorite pyroxene to create four unique magic soldiers."
"Emperor Taizong yearned for the style of his ancestors and coincided with the innovation of smelting technology. He took the leftover materials of Jue Shenbing as the main body, collected meteorite pyroclast minerals from all over the world, and created eight magic Shenbing."
"After the glorious emperor Liezong was appointed to the world, he felt that the Royal magic soldiers were scattered without a trace, so he took the leftover materials of the magic magic magic soldiers as the main body, collected the highest pyroxene mines in the world, and made twelve Extreme Magic soldiers."
Yue Yu heard a question mark all over his head: Jue Shenbing uses leftover materials from the sun; Magic magic soldiers are leftovers of absolute magic soldiers; Extreme Magic soldiers are leftovers of magic magic soldiers... I see!
"There are no magic weapons in future generations because the materials are exhausted." Yin Yinyin said, "so do you understand? Although the relic of the saint does not have the power of the holy sword, it is at least a tactical weapon that can change small-scale combat."
"But they have all been sent to the city." Le Yu stall stalled: "you can't grab it if you want to."
"No." Yin Yinyin shook his head: "in this country where even guns and weapons need to be authenticated, do you think you can use the magic weapon? You also see the ice coffin outside the saint's relics."
"Although the original intention of the imperial court is to give the magic soldiers to the soldiers and let them open up territory for the imperial court, how can they not leave behind? After all the magic soldiers change their masters, they must carry out a mechanism to recognize the Lord again, otherwise others will not use it even if they rob them. In the past, only the imperial family knew this mechanism... But now it is almost equivalent to common sense."
"Although this mechanism is meaningless. Over the years, there are many magic soldiers who have been embezzled, lost, lost and changed their masters. No one will return the magic soldiers to the royal family - you see, the Ding family has hidden the extremely magic soldiers. But it is not difficult for us to bring the extremely magic soldiers into our hands as long as we grasp the opportunity."
"The master recognition mechanism of the relics of saints is to absorb the dissipated spiritual power of a large number of creatures when they die in the state of ice coffin, and it will melt automatically." Yin Yinyin looked at the map: "there are not many places in Xingke county that meet this condition, and the most likely place is -"
Yue Yu: "the statistics department is in prison!"
Yin Yin Yin: "slaughterhouse."
Yue Yu and Yin Yin Yin Yin looked at each other, and Yin Yin Yin shook his head slightly: "although you are very proud of your work unit, you obviously have some deviation in your understanding of the word 'living creature'."
Happy and speechless - I didn't expect that the extremely divine soldiers are quite equal to all living beings. Killing people and killing pigs are the same.
"Your next task is to investigate the location and security of the relics of the saints. You are no longer needed in other places."
Yin Yin Yin said this as if Yue Yu was a rag that could be thrown away after use.
"Didn't we bring guns into the city? When did we start a rebellion?" Yue Yu asked excitedly.
"It's an uprising, or revolution." Yin Yin Yin corrected the words of Yue Yu and said, "meteor, please pay attention to your identity. As a spy in the enemy camp, it will arouse my great doubt to inquire about such confidential content."
"But I didn't betray you!"
"I didn't sell, just because the price of betrayal is not high enough. If the price is high enough, even I will betray." Yin Yin Yin said calmly, "the common sense of our business is not to test human nature - as long as you don't know the plan, you won't have a chance to betray."
"Tut." Yue said, "but don't I know your stronghold? Even if I don't know the plan, as long as I leak you here, won't you still fall into the hands of the statistics department?"
"Don't forget, this is my territory, and my sword hiding method is most suitable for matte scuffle." Yin Yin Yin didn't turn back and pointed to the door of the basement: "as long as I escape from there, the statistics department can't find it even if I turn the 18th Street over and over again -"
Dong!
Dong!
Yin Yin Yin pointed to the door, and suddenly there was a knock.
PS: the fever subsided and began to diarrhea.
You may not know the concept of diarrhea seven times in an afternoon. We generally call this kind of diarrhea hand!
The whole person is dizzy. I've tried my best to write 4000 words. If I'm in good shape tomorrow, I'll make it up
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
"I thought you were just defective in common sense, but I didn't expect that your essence is defective in IQ."
In the basement of "teeth, hemorrhoids and iron", Yin Yin Yin pulled Yue Yu's clothes up, carefully observed his chest and said: "You don't think about it. The sheriff's office tries every means to secretly transport goods, but you, as a top student who has completed the complete education of the military college, have never heard of it. Even if you think about it with your ass, you should know that such goods belong to military secrets... How dare you ask LAN Yan?"
"He looked very good at that time..."
"The gift from the superior has already indicated the price in the dark. Now when you go outside, no one will hear that you qianyuliu doesn't kneel down, noble and dignified. You will only hear that Lan Yan cherishes the domineering subordinates and faces the good reputation of the Ding family."
Yin Yinyin took his clothes back and said, "the medical lawsuit was handled very well, even a little over treated. Originally, you had to go home to rest for three days because of your injury. Now you just need to go home to sleep and continue to work the next day."
"Isn't that good?" Le Yu said, "maybe it's the welfare of the staff of the statistics department?"
"You'll lose three days of rest now, and you'll lose 30 days of life in the future." Yin Yin said calmly, "of course, if you fight and get injured every day, you may be able to walk in front of me and die."
Glorious medical technology is almost omnipotent. As long as you have money and can afford medical officials, it's nothing to say about the living dead, flesh and bones and broken limbs. It's not impossible to remove scars without marks, fine tune cosmetic surgery and gender conversion. As long as you take a breath, you can definitely rescue them.
Naturally, such a versatile technology is not without cost. The essence of light energy therapy can be summarized in two words: regeneration. It is equivalent to replacing the broken parts with new and good parts when assembling the model. The same is true for light energy therapy, which removes all the broken tissues, cells and organs of the human body, and then allows the injured stem cells to proliferate and regenerate continuously, so as to complete the normal self-healing needs in a short time It takes several days or even dozens of days for cells to divide. Of course, the result is that the patient lies in and jumps out.
The cost of rapid cell division and regeneration is obviously the life span of the injured. It is no exaggeration for Yin Yin Yin to say that the next 30 days will be replaced by the present three days, and Huiyao people do not understand this truth.
However, the future is the future after all, and it's really cool when you're cool now. It's like everyone knows that staying up late hurts your body, but it's not that you can't help brushing your mobile phone? What's more, it's much more difficult to "resist lying in the hospital" than "resist not playing with your mobile phone".
If Yue Yu really goes to the hospital every three days and rescues every five days, he may really be able to compete with Yin Yinyin for who dies first. Huiyao has many generals in history. When they were in their twenties, they were the first in every war. However, they often began to "die at night", "die violently" and "die in the toilet" in their thirties.
However, the "violent death" is also a good result. More people can't get medical soldiers on the battlefield. Therefore, Yue Yu didn't pay attention to the warning of Yin Yin Yin. After all, he doesn't think that the vest of qianyuliu can be used to the day of death.
"So, do you know what the extremely divine soldiers and holy relics are?" Yue Yu asked.
Yin Yinyin took out a notebook from her arms, turned a few pages and asked, "in fact, it's also easy to understand literally. Magic weapons, weapons used by gods, or... Weapons created by humans to get close to gods."
"The ultimate magic weapon, surpassing fantasy and conquering desperate situations. This sentence respectively points out the three levels of magic weapon, the limit of mortal skills, the extreme magic weapon; the creation beyond fantasy, the magic magic weapon; the artifact conquering desperate situations, the absolute magic weapon."
"But every magic weapon is an instrument that allows the user to reverse the situation and become an army. The relic of the saint is one of the most magic weapons."
"Wait, wait..." Yue Yu rubbed his temples and said, "I always thought that although the world has spiritual power and can control light energy, it is still a very scientific world... How can there be something different like divine soldiers?"
Yin Yinyin understood Yue Yu's nonsense: "you're unbelievable. It's a normal reaction. When I first learned the intelligence of divine soldiers, I doubted my common sense like you..."
"You're right to doubt. Your common sense is not at all..."
But actually, Yin Yin make complaints about the music language. "Although the divine soldiers are difficult for ordinary people to obtain information, they shine on the imperial court and never hide the most powerful absolute soldiers they have mastered. They write them grandly in the history books and inherit them in the royal family from generation to generation. But they write out the real power of the absolute soldiers, but ordinary people won't believe it."
"True or false?"
"Haven't you heard of the inheritance symbol of the royal family?"
Yue Yu was stunned: "what you said is... The glory of the holy sword?"
Yin Yin recited with an expressionless face: "since the sun, the emperor Shenzong invited the holy sword to shine, out of Yanjing, alone to fight against the rebellious Korean army, the color of heaven and earth changed, the day was dark, and the victory was great."
"For 150 days, Yi and the fire thief army surrounded Yanjing. The city was starved of ammunition and food. It was the Third Prince of the night who died at night. Emperor Renzong ascended the throne. Please bring out the holy sword to shine for thousands of miles. The night was as bright as day, and the thief army came down."
"There are actually quite a lot of records like this." Yin Yinyin shrugged and said, "Huiyao will be in chaos every 300 years or so. When the rebels sweep the world and surround Yanjing, the emperor will invite Huiyao to harvest..."
Yue Yu said: "I thought it was a metaphor. For example, the royal family has a group of super special forces corps called 'Huiyao'..."
"I used to think the same as you, but what is written in the history books is true." Yin Yinyin asked, "you should guess what the power of the holy sword is?"
"Will it shine? Very bright?"
"It's a little close. Correctly speaking, the holy sword glow can emit a holy light covering a hundred miles. The Holy Light ignores the space distance and can only be manipulated by the holder. All external lights within the coverage will be assimilated into holy light. Manipulating the holy light during launch does not need to consume mental power."
Happy language blinks.
The casting distance is expanded to 50km, all spells become AOE, the spell cost is 0, and all enemies in the range are forbidden from magic?
"What a fart!"
"Yes, so as long as you see the line 'please show the holy sword Huiyao' in the history books, the following content is basically to recover the lost land like the emperor's autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves."
Yue Yu immediately thought of the key: "does the royal family still have the glory of the holy sword?"
"Of course."
"Then what are we doing against us?" Yue Yu was stunned: "isn't it good to surrender and hold Yanjing's thigh long ago?"
"Although they have, they can't use it." Yin Yinyin said, "over the years, countless people have studied the holy sword Huiyao incisively and vividly. The holy sword Huiyao was even occupied by the owl officials for a time. The restriction of the holy sword Huiyao is no secret."
"The holy sword Huiyao has three restrictions: ① it can only be controlled by people with royal blood and the emperor; ② it will consume a certain amount of life every time it is used; ③ when the previous emperor did not specify it and the emperor had no descendants, the holy sword Huiyao will automatically enter the state of confinement."
"The holy sword Huiyao in the state of confinement cannot move. It is fixed in one place and has been confined for 20 years. The holy sword Huiyao will be released only when the ruler with the highest popularity and royal blood touches it."
Yin Yin paused: "the last emperor Huiyao was a violent death, no imperial edict, no descendants. That is to say, we don't have to worry about the threat of the holy sword Huiyao for at least 20 years."
"Why?" Yue Yu was puzzled: "I can understand the first two, but the third restriction should be artificially added? Why leave such a big hole?"
"Think about it with common sense. When the emperor died, there was no imperial edict and no descendants. What's the probability?" Yin Yin Yin said without waiting for Yue Yu's answer: "the court plotted and the powerful officials usurped."
"No matter what kind of situation, it shows that the emperor has been unable to control the imperial court. Further inference is that the imperial court has decayed, the people are in deep water, and the nobles have their own ghosts." Yin Yin Yin's hidden corners of his mouth slightly recalled: "in fact, it is true."
"Instead of watching the new imperial court live in the dead wood and forging the holy sword, the emperor Gaozu chose another way 'the emperor's strong army should do it' to encourage other royal families to overthrow the imperial court, sweep away stubborn diseases and continue to shine."
"Sometimes, the plan of emperor Gaozu succeeded, such as Liezong, who came to the world from Sichuan in the southwest; sometimes, the imperial court succeeded. The monarchs and ministers have been guarding Yanjing for 20 years, so please use the holy sword to cut off the rebellion."
After listening to Yin Yin Yin's introduction, Yue Yu couldn't help surging up. He imagined that he was holding a holy sword to make the world dare not obey - there are props in the world that can pass the customs when he gets it!
However, Yue Yu still has questions: "where did these magic soldiers come from? They were stolen from ancient ruins and Tombs?"
"... your idea is very distinctive." Yin Yinyin shook his head. "It is said that there was a meteorite pyroxene that fell from the sun to the earth in ancient times. Emperor Gaozu gathered craftsmen from all over the world to melt and cast meteorite pyroxene to create four unique magic soldiers."
"Emperor Taizong yearned for the style of his ancestors and coincided with the innovation of smelting technology. He took the leftover materials of Jue Shenbing as the main body, collected meteorite pyroclast minerals from all over the world, and created eight magic Shenbing."
"After the glorious emperor Liezong was appointed to the world, he felt that the Royal magic soldiers were scattered without a trace, so he took the leftover materials of the magic magic magic soldiers as the main body, collected the highest pyroxene mines in the world, and made twelve Extreme Magic soldiers."
Yue Yu heard a question mark all over his head: Jue Shenbing uses leftover materials from the sun; Magic magic soldiers are leftovers of absolute magic soldiers; Extreme Magic soldiers are leftovers of magic magic soldiers... I see!
"There are no magic weapons in future generations because the materials are exhausted." Yin Yinyin said, "so do you understand? Although the relic of the saint does not have the power of the holy sword, it is at least a tactical weapon that can change small-scale combat."
"But they have all been sent to the city." Le Yu stall stalled: "you can't grab it if you want to."
"No." Yin Yinyin shook his head: "in this country where even guns and weapons need to be authenticated, do you think you can use the magic weapon? You also see the ice coffin outside the saint's relics."
"Although the original intention of the imperial court is to give the magic soldiers to the soldiers and let them open up territory for the imperial court, how can they not leave behind? After all the magic soldiers change their masters, they must carry out a mechanism to recognize the Lord again, otherwise others will not use it even if they rob them. In the past, only the imperial family knew this mechanism... But now it is almost equivalent to common sense."
"Although this mechanism is meaningless. Over the years, there are many magic soldiers who have been embezzled, lost, lost and changed their masters. No one will return the magic soldiers to the royal family - you see, the Ding family has hidden the extremely magic soldiers. But it is not difficult for us to bring the extremely magic soldiers into our hands as long as we grasp the opportunity."
"The master recognition mechanism of the relics of saints is to absorb the dissipated spiritual power of a large number of creatures when they die in the state of ice coffin, and it will melt automatically." Yin Yinyin looked at the map: "there are not many places in Xingke county that meet this condition, and the most likely place is -"
Yue Yu: "the statistics department is in prison!"
Yin Yin Yin: "slaughterhouse."
Yue Yu and Yin Yin Yin Yin looked at each other, and Yin Yin Yin shook his head slightly: "although you are very proud of your work unit, you obviously have some deviation in your understanding of the word 'living creature'."
Happy and speechless - I didn't expect that the extremely divine soldiers are quite equal to all living beings. Killing people and killing pigs are the same.
"Your next task is to investigate the location and security of the relics of the saints. You are no longer needed in other places."
Yin Yin Yin said this as if Yue Yu was a rag that could be thrown away after use.
"Didn't we bring guns into the city? When did we start a rebellion?" Yue Yu asked excitedly.
"It's an uprising, or revolution." Yin Yin Yin corrected the words of Yue Yu and said, "meteor, please pay attention to your identity. As a spy in the enemy camp, it will arouse my great doubt to inquire about such confidential content."
"But I didn't betray you!"
"I didn't sell, just because the price of betrayal is not high enough. If the price is high enough, even I will betray." Yin Yin Yin said calmly, "the common sense of our business is not to test human nature - as long as you don't know the plan, you won't have a chance to betray."
"Tut." Yue said, "but don't I know your stronghold? Even if I don't know the plan, as long as I leak you here, won't you still fall into the hands of the statistics department?"
"Don't forget, this is my territory, and my sword hiding method is most suitable for matte scuffle." Yin Yin Yin didn't turn back and pointed to the door of the basement: "as long as I escape from there, the statistics department can't find it even if I turn the 18th Street over and over again -"
Dong!
Dong!
Yin Yin Yin pointed to the door, and suddenly there was a knock.
PS: the fever subsided and began to diarrhea.
You may not know the concept of diarrhea seven times in an afternoon. We generally call this kind of diarrhea hand!
The whole person is dizzy. I've tried my best to write 4000 words. If I'm in good shape tomorrow, I'll make it up
"I thought you were just defective in common sense, but I didn't expect that your essence is defective in IQ."In the basement of "teeth, hemorrhoids and iron", Yin Yin Yin pulled Yue Yu's clothes up, carefully observed his chest and said: "You don't think about it. The sheriff's office tries every means to secretly transport goods, but you, as a top student who has completed the complete education of the military college, have never heard of it. Even if you think about it with your ass, you should know that such goods belong to military secrets... How dare you ask LAN Yan?""He looked very good at that time...""The gift from the superior has already indicated the price in the dark. Now when you go outside, no one will hear that you qianyuliu doesn't kneel down, noble and dignified. You will only hear that Lan Yan cherishes the domineering subordinates and faces the good reputation of the Ding family."Yin Yinyin took his clothes back and said, "the medical lawsuit was handled very well, even a little over treated. Originally, you had to go home to rest for three days because of your injury. Now you just need to go home to sleep and continue to work the next day.""Isn't that good?" Le Yu said, "maybe it's the welfare of the staff of the statistics department?""You'll lose three days of rest now, and you'll lose 30 days of life in the future." Yin Yin said calmly, "of course, if you fight and get injured every day, you may be able to walk in front of me and die."Glorious medical technology is almost omnipotent. As long as you have money and can afford medical officials, it's nothing to say about the living dead, flesh and bones and broken limbs. It's not impossible to remove scars without marks, fine tune cosmetic surgery and gender conversion. As long as you take a breath, you can definitely rescue them.Naturally, such a versatile technology is not without cost. The essence of light energy therapy can be summarized in two words: regeneration. It is equivalent to replacing the broken parts with new and good parts when assembling the model. The same is true for light energy therapy, which removes all the broken tissues, cells and organs of the human body, and then allows the injured stem cells to proliferate and regenerate continuously, so as to complete the normal self-healing needs in a short time It takes several days or even dozens of days for cells to divide. Of course, the result is that the patient lies in and jumps out.The cost of rapid cell division and regeneration is obviously the life span of the injured. It is no exaggeration for Yin Yin Yin to say that the next 30 days will be replaced by the present three days, and Huiyao people do not understand this truth.However, the future is the future after all, and it's really cool when you're cool now. It's like everyone knows that staying up late hurts your body, but it's not that you can't help brushing your mobile phone? What's more, it's much more difficult to "resist lying in the hospital" than "resist not playing with your mobile phone".If Yue Yu really goes to the hospital every three days and rescues every five days, he may really be able to compete with Yin Yinyin for who dies first. Huiyao has many generals in history. When they were in their twenties, they were the first in every war. However, they often began to "die at night", "die violently" and "die in the toilet" in their thirties.However, the "violent death" is also a good result. More people can't get medical soldiers on the battlefield. Therefore, Yue Yu didn't pay attention to the warning of Yin Yin Yin. After all, he doesn't think that the vest of qianyuliu can be used to the day of death."So, do you know what the extremely divine soldiers and holy relics are?" Yue Yu asked.Yin Yinyin took out a notebook from her arms, turned a few pages and asked, "in fact, it's also easy to understand literally. Magic weapons, weapons used by gods, or... Weapons created by humans to get close to gods.""The ultimate magic weapon, surpassing fantasy and conquering desperate situations. This sentence respectively points out the three levels of magic weapon, the limit of mortal skills, the extreme magic weapon; the creation beyond fantasy, the magic magic weapon; the artifact conquering desperate situations, the absolute magic weapon.""But every magic weapon is an instrument that allows the user to reverse the situation and become an army. The relic of the saint is one of the most magic weapons.""Wait, wait..." Yue Yu rubbed his temples and said, "I always thought that although the world has spiritual power and can control light energy, it is still a very scientific world... How can there be something different like divine soldiers?"Yin Yinyin understood Yue Yu's nonsense: "you're unbelievable. It's a normal reaction. When I first learned the intelligence of divine soldiers, I doubted my common sense like you...""You're right to doubt. Your common sense is not at all..."But actually, Yin Yin make complaints about the music language. "Although the divine soldiers are difficult for ordinary people to obtain information, they shine on the imperial court and never hide the most powerful absolute soldiers they have mastered. They write them grandly in the history books and inherit them in the royal family from generation to generation. But they write out the real power of the absolute soldiers, but ordinary people won't believe it.""True or false?""Haven't you heard of the inheritance symbol of the royal family?"Yue Yu was stunned: "what you said is... The glory of the holy sword?"Yin Yin recited with an expressionless face: "since the sun, the emperor Shenzong invited the holy sword to shine, out of Yanjing, alone to fight against the rebellious Korean army, the color of heaven and earth changed, the day was dark, and the victory was great.""For 150 days, Yi and the fire thief army surrounded Yanjing. The city was starved of ammunition and food. It was the Third Prince of the night who died at night. Emperor Renzong ascended the throne. Please bring out the holy sword to shine for thousands of miles. The night was as bright as day, and the thief army came down.""There are actually quite a lot of records like this." Yin Yinyin shrugged and said, "Huiyao will be in chaos every 300 years or so. When the rebels sweep the world and surround Yanjing, the emperor will invite Huiyao to harvest..."Yue Yu said: "I thought it was a metaphor. For example, the royal family has a group of super special forces corps called 'Huiyao'...""I used to think the same as you, but what is written in the history books is true." Yin Yinyin asked, "you should guess what the power of the holy sword is?""Will it shine? Very bright?""It's a little close. Correctly speaking, the holy sword glow can emit a holy light covering a hundred miles. The Holy Light ignores the space distance and can only be manipulated by the holder. All external lights within the coverage will be assimilated into holy light. Manipulating the holy light during launch does not need to consume mental power."Happy language blinks.The casting distance is expanded to 50km, all spells become AOE, the spell cost is 0, and all enemies in the range are forbidden from magic?"What a fart!""Yes, so as long as you see the line 'please show the holy sword Huiyao' in the history books, the following content is basically to recover the lost land like the emperor's autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves."Yue Yu immediately thought of the key: "does the royal family still have the glory of the holy sword?""Of course.""Then what are we doing against us?" Yue Yu was stunned: "isn't it good to surrender and hold Yanjing's thigh long ago?""Although they have, they can't use it." Yin Yinyin said, "over the years, countless people have studied the holy sword Huiyao incisively and vividly. The holy sword Huiyao was even occupied by the owl officials for a time. The restriction of the holy sword Huiyao is no secret.""The holy sword Huiyao has three restrictions: it can only be controlled by people with royal blood and the emperor; it will consume a certain amount of life every time it is used; when the previous emperor did not specify it and the emperor had no descendants, the holy sword Huiyao will automatically enter the state of confinement.""The holy sword Huiyao in the state of confinement cannot move. It is fixed in one place and has been confined for 20 years. The holy sword Huiyao will be released only when the ruler with the highest popularity and royal blood touches it."Yin Yin paused: "the last emperor Huiyao was a violent death, no imperial edict, no descendants. That is to say, we don't have to worry about the threat of the holy sword Huiyao for at least 20 years.""Why?" Yue Yu was puzzled: "I can understand the first two, but the third restriction should be artificially added? Why leave such a big hole?""Think about it with common sense. When the emperor died, there was no imperial edict and no descendants. What's the probability?" Yin Yin Yin said without waiting for Yue Yu's answer: "the court plotted and the powerful officials usurped.""No matter what kind of situation, it shows that the emperor has been unable to control the imperial court. Further inference is that the imperial court has decayed, the people are in deep water, and the nobles have their own ghosts." Yin Yin Yin's hidden corners of his mouth slightly recalled: "in fact, it is true.""Instead of watching the new imperial court live in the dead wood and forging the holy sword, the emperor Gaozu chose another way 'the emperor's strong army should do it' to encourage other royal families to overthrow the imperial court, sweep away stubborn diseases and continue to shine.""Sometimes, the plan of emperor Gaozu succeeded, such as Liezong, who came to the world from Sichuan in the southwest; sometimes, the imperial court succeeded. The monarchs and ministers have been guarding Yanjing for 20 years, so please use the holy sword to cut off the rebellion."After listening to Yin Yin Yin's introduction, Yue Yu couldn't help surging up. He imagined that he was holding a holy sword to make the world dare not obey - there are props in the world that can pass the customs when he gets it!However, Yue Yu still has questions: "where did these magic soldiers come from? They were stolen from ancient ruins and Tombs?""... your idea is very distinctive." Yin Yinyin shook his head. "It is said that there was a meteorite pyroxene that fell from the sun to the earth in ancient times. Emperor Gaozu gathered craftsmen from all over the world to melt and cast meteorite pyroxene to create four unique magic soldiers.""Emperor Taizong yearned for the style of his ancestors and coincided with the innovation of smelting technology. He took the leftover materials of Jue Shenbing as the main body, collected meteorite pyroclast minerals from all over the world, and created eight magic Shenbing.""After the glorious emperor Liezong was appointed to the world, he felt that the Royal magic soldiers were scattered without a trace, so he took the leftover materials of the magic magic magic soldiers as the main body, collected the highest pyroxene mines in the world, and made twelve Extreme Magic soldiers."Yue Yu heard a question mark all over his head: Jue Shenbing uses leftover materials from the sun; Magic magic soldiers are leftovers of absolute magic soldiers; Extreme Magic soldiers are leftovers of magic magic soldiers... I see!"There are no magic weapons in future generations because the materials are exhausted." Yin Yinyin said, "so do you understand? Although the relic of the saint does not have the power of the holy sword, it is at least a tactical weapon that can change small-scale combat.""But they have all been sent to the city." Le Yu stall stalled: "you can't grab it if you want to.""No." Yin Yinyin shook his head: "in this country where even guns and weapons need to be authenticated, do you think you can use the magic weapon? You also see the ice coffin outside the saint's relics.""Although the original intention of the imperial court is to give the magic soldiers to the soldiers and let them open up territory for the imperial court, how can they not leave behind? After all the magic soldiers change their masters, they must carry out a mechanism to recognize the Lord again, otherwise others will not use it even if they rob them. In the past, only the imperial family knew this mechanism... But now it is almost equivalent to common sense.""Although this mechanism is meaningless. Over the years, there are many magic soldiers who have been embezzled, lost, lost and changed their masters. No one will return the magic soldiers to the royal family - you see, the Ding family has hidden the extremely magic soldiers. But it is not difficult for us to bring the extremely magic soldiers into our hands as long as we grasp the opportunity.""The master recognition mechanism of the relics of saints is to absorb the dissipated spiritual power of a large number of creatures when they die in the state of ice coffin, and it will melt automatically." Yin Yinyin looked at the map: "there are not many places in Xingke county that meet this condition, and the most likely place is -"Yue Yu: "the statistics department is in prison!"Yin Yin Yin: "slaughterhouse."Yue Yu and Yin Yin Yin Yin looked at each other, and Yin Yin Yin shook his head slightly: "although you are very proud of your work unit, you obviously have some deviation in your understanding of the word 'living creature'."Happy and speechless - I didn't expect that the extremely divine soldiers are quite equal to all living beings. Killing people and killing pigs are the same."Your next task is to investigate the location and security of the relics of the saints. You are no longer needed in other places."Yin Yin Yin said this as if Yue Yu was a rag that could be thrown away after use."Didn't we bring guns into the city? When did we start a rebellion?" Yue Yu asked excitedly."It's an uprising, or revolution." Yin Yin Yin corrected the words of Yue Yu and said, "meteor, please pay attention to your identity. As a spy in the enemy camp, it will arouse my great doubt to inquire about such confidential content.""But I didn't betray you!""I didn't sell, just because the price of betrayal is not high enough. If the price is high enough, even I will betray." Yin Yin Yin said calmly, "the common sense of our business is not to test human nature - as long as you don't know the plan, you won't have a chance to betray.""Tut." Yue said, "but don't I know your stronghold? Even if I don't know the plan, as long as I leak you here, won't you still fall into the hands of the statistics department?""Don't forget, this is my territory, and my sword hiding method is most suitable for matte scuffle." Yin Yin Yin didn't turn back and pointed to the door of the basement: "as long as I escape from there, the statistics department can't find it even if I turn the 18th Street over and over again -"Dong!Dong!Yin Yin Yin pointed to the door, and suddenly there was a knock.PS: the fever subsided and began to diarrhea.You may not know the concept of diarrhea seven times in an afternoon. We generally call this kind of diarrhea hand!The whole person is dizzy. I've tried my best to write 4000 words. If I'm in good shape tomorrow, I'll make it up
