Chapter 1
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"He's surnamed! Stop for me!"
"Fatty Su! You're so determined! I can never marry you!"
Today is a happy day for Fatty Su to recruit a son-in-law, but her husband actually ran away on the day of the wedding, she is really pissed off!
To say that He Tongsheng was also deceived by the matchmaker. There are two Su families in Xinghua Village. One is the old Su family. Everyone wants to marry someone back home.
Although being married is not very popular, it can be accepted by the beautiful lady of the Su family, and the dowry silver given by the other party is really generous, a full twenty taels!
He is expected to study!
Unexpectedly, after entering the door, I found out that the one I married into was actually that little Su's family full of villains!
Looking at Fatty Su with his face full of flesh, he wanted to die already!
"You accepted the bride price from my family, and you are my husband-in-law!"
"You are dreaming!"
He Tongsheng ran away without looking back!
Su Fatya became the laughing stock of the whole village.
She picked up the butcher's knife and chased after him, never thinking that her foot slipped and tripped.
Her head hit the door heavily, and a big bag came out immediately.
When her father Su Cheng arrived at her room, she had already passed out by the door.
Su Cheng was terrified, and wanted to hug his unconscious daughter into his arms, showing the utmost love for a father.
Uh... I can't hold it.
He shook his daughter's shoulders instead, and it was quite strenuous: "Big girl! Don't scare daddy! Wake up!"
"Father! The surname He has fled to the town!"
It is the younger brother Su Ergou.
Hearing Su Ergou's words, Su Fatya, who was finally shaken awake, closed her eyes again, unconscious.
Su Cheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists: "Isn't he just a husband? Daddy will tie one back for you too!"
Su Cheng did what he said, and immediately took his son to ten miles and eight towns to find his son-in-law.
He didn't believe that his Su Cheng's daughter would not be wanted!
"father."
Su Ergou pointed to the empty village with not a single feather left, "The folks seem to have closed the door."
Su Cheng: "..."
Unwilling to give up, Su Cheng took his son to the official road to arrest him.
Probably because of good luck, the father and son really met a group of old men. Judging from the posture, it looked like a group of bandits intercepted a passing businessman.
The businessman should have run away, leaving only a masked guard to deal with the bandits.
The father and son lay in ambush on the hillside not far away, paying close attention to the battle situation on the official road.
"Father, which one should we tie?" asked Su Ergou who was lying behind the grass.
Su Cheng lay beside him, and said wisely, "The one who can beat the most has a good waist and can give birth!"
Su Ergou wondered: "Isn't childbirth a woman's business?"
Su Cheng glared at his son: "Men have bad waists, do women have birth?"
"Oh." Su Ergou realized.
After a fight, the masked guard overturned eight bandits, but he also paid a heavy price-he was seriously injured and physically exhausted.
Therefore, when the Su family father and son attacked him from behind, he didn't even have a chance to fight back, so he was put in a sack with black eyes.
Just when the father and son were about to carry him away, there was a rustling sound from the carriage beside him.
Anyone else? !
Su Cheng drew out the hatchet vigilantly, and lifted the curtain of the car!
When he saw the scene in the carriage clearly, he was instantly dumbfounded,,,
...
Su family.
Su Xiaoxiao on Da Hongxi's bed slowly opened her eyes, it was the eighth time she had opened her eyes, she was sure that she was not dreaming.
She really crossed over.
From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper to an ancient fat man who is illiterate and weighs over two hundred.
Not only is he delicious and lazy, he is still domineering in the village. He is an out-and-out village bully.
She has a bully father named Su Cheng above her, and a bully brother named Su Ergou below her.
A family of three dominates the village. It is worth mentioning that the bully father and bully brother love her very much.
Not long ago, she fell in love with a boy surnamed He from the next village, so Father Su spent all his family savings and asked a matchmaker to go to He's house to find a son-in-law.
Today was a happy day for her and He Tongsheng, never thought that He Tongsheng was tricked by a matchmaker to come to the door, after the Dongchuang incident, He Tongsheng abandoned her and escaped marriage.
For those who have seen the bride run away from marriage, this is the first time they have seen the groom run away from marriage.
It's been a long time to see you!
However, what really surprised Su Xiaoxiao was not the oolong marriage, but that Father Su went to the village with a knife to find her son-in-law for her daughter's life-long event.
Don't really catch a man back for her?
Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memories in his mind when Su Cheng and Su Ergou went home.
"Girl! You're awake!"
Su Cheng entered the room and found his daughter lying on the bed in a daze with eyes open, hurriedly walked over and held her daughter's chubby hand.
"You scared dad to death! Don't do stupid things again, you know? That kid surnamed He is not worth it! Dad will chop up that kid and feed him to pigs one day!"
Su Xiaoxiao wasn't quite used to the unexpected family, so she paused and said, "I'm fine."
Su Cheng looked serious: "No, you have something to do, so don't cry."
Do I want to show you a scene where you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself?
Su Fatya is really like this in my memory, throwing tantrums at home when something goes wrong, throwing up and rolling, crying and making a lot of noise are commonplace.
Su Cheng doted on this daughter too much, and was never willing to be cruel and teach her a lesson.
This caused Su Fatya's temperament to become more domineering, and her temper became uncontrollable.
Su Xiaoxiao tried her best to maintain the personality: "I, figured it out, the surname He is not good, not good enough for me! Another day, I don't need you to do it, I will chop it myself!"
"This is my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied.
He sat down by the bed and smiled mysteriously at his daughter, "Father has good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
"It's all right."
"Father tied you a husband, who is a hundred times more beautiful than the one named He! You will definitely like it!"
OMG!
Did she really tie a man back?
How to maintain the character setting in the future?
"So, what's the good news?" She asked in a daze.
Su Cheng glanced at his daughter strangely, isn't what he said just now good news?
Forget it, since my daughter thinks that what comes next is good news, then, let's take it as it is!
Su Cheng cleared his throat, changed his wording, and said with a grin: "The good news is that you don't have to have a baby! Your son-in-law is ready for you!"
Su Xiaoxiao choked.
What do you mean that man gave birth to her? Is there a normal brain circuit in this family?
Su Cheng raised his hand: "Er Gouzi, bring someone in for your sister!"
"Hey! Here we come!"
Su Ergou outside responded and pushed open the door of his sister's room.
Su Xiaoxiao turned her head to look, and saw one, two, three... milky little Douding standing in a row holding their bundles, and her younger brother Su Ergou carried them in one by one.
Father Su spread his hands and smiled: "Tie one and get three free, isn't it a surprise, is it a surprise?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "?!"
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"He's surnamed! Stop for me!"
"Fatty Su! You're so determined! I can never marry you!"
Today is a happy day for Fatty Su to recruit a son-in-law, but her husband actually ran away on the day of the wedding, she is really pissed off!
To say that He Tongsheng was also deceived by the matchmaker. There are two Su families in Xinghua Village. One is the old Su family. Everyone wants to marry someone back home.
Although being married is not very popular, it can be accepted by the beautiful lady of the Su family, and the dowry silver given by the other party is really generous, a full twenty taels!
He is expected to study!
Unexpectedly, after entering the door, I found out that the one I married into was actually that little Su's family full of villains!
Looking at Fatty Su with his face full of flesh, he wanted to die already!
"You accepted the bride price from my family, and you are my husband-in-law!"
"You are dreaming!"
He Tongsheng ran away without looking back!
Su Fatya became the laughing stock of the whole village.
She picked up the butcher's knife and chased after him, never thinking that her foot slipped and tripped.
Her head hit the door heavily, and a big bag came out immediately.
When her father Su Cheng arrived at her room, she had already passed out by the door.
Su Cheng was terrified, and wanted to hug his unconscious daughter into his arms, showing the utmost love for a father.
Uh... I can't hold it.
He shook his daughter's shoulders instead, and it was quite strenuous: "Big girl! Don't scare daddy! Wake up!"
"Father! The surname He has fled to the town!"
It is the younger brother Su Ergou.
Hearing Su Ergou's words, Su Fatya, who was finally shaken awake, closed her eyes again, unconscious.
Su Cheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists: "Isn't he just a husband? Daddy will tie one back for you too!"
Su Cheng did what he said, and immediately took his son to ten miles and eight towns to find his son-in-law.
He didn't believe that his Su Cheng's daughter would not be wanted!
"father."
Su Ergou pointed to the empty village with not a single feather left, "The folks seem to have closed the door."
Su Cheng: "..."
Unwilling to give up, Su Cheng took his son to the official road to arrest him.
Probably because of good luck, the father and son really met a group of old men. Judging from the posture, it looked like a group of bandits intercepted a passing businessman.
The businessman should have run away, leaving only a masked guard to deal with the bandits.
The father and son lay in ambush on the hillside not far away, paying close attention to the battle situation on the official road.
"Father, which one should we tie?" asked Su Ergou who was lying behind the grass.
Su Cheng lay beside him, and said wisely, "The one who can beat the most has a good waist and can give birth!"
Su Ergou wondered: "Isn't childbirth a woman's business?"
Su Cheng glared at his son: "Men have bad waists, do women have birth?"
"Oh." Su Ergou realized.
After a fight, the masked guard overturned eight bandits, but he also paid a heavy price-he was seriously injured and physically exhausted.
Therefore, when the Su family father and son attacked him from behind, he didn't even have a chance to fight back, so he was put in a sack with black eyes.
Just when the father and son were about to carry him away, there was a rustling sound from the carriage beside him.
Anyone else? !
Su Cheng drew out the hatchet vigilantly, and lifted the curtain of the car!
When he saw the scene in the carriage clearly, he was instantly dumbfounded,,,
...
Su family.
Su Xiaoxiao on Da Hongxi's bed slowly opened her eyes, it was the eighth time she had opened her eyes, she was sure that she was not dreaming.
She really crossed over.
From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper to an ancient fat man who is illiterate and weighs over two hundred.
Not only is he delicious and lazy, he is still domineering in the village. He is an out-and-out village bully.
She has a bully father named Su Cheng above her, and a bully brother named Su Ergou below her.
A family of three dominates the village. It is worth mentioning that the bully father and bully brother love her very much.
Not long ago, she fell in love with a boy surnamed He from the next village, so Father Su spent all his family savings and asked a matchmaker to go to He's house to find a son-in-law.
Today was a happy day for her and He Tongsheng, never thought that He Tongsheng was tricked by a matchmaker to come to the door, after the Dongchuang incident, He Tongsheng abandoned her and escaped marriage.
For those who have seen the bride run away from marriage, this is the first time they have seen the groom run away from marriage.
It's been a long time to see you!
However, what really surprised Su Xiaoxiao was not the oolong marriage, but that Father Su went to the village with a knife to find her son-in-law for her daughter's life-long event.
Don't really catch a man back for her?
Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memories in his mind when Su Cheng and Su Ergou went home.
"Girl! You're awake!"
Su Cheng entered the room and found his daughter lying on the bed in a daze with eyes open, hurriedly walked over and held her daughter's chubby hand.
"You scared dad to death! Don't do stupid things again, you know? That kid surnamed He is not worth it! Dad will chop up that kid and feed him to pigs one day!"
Su Xiaoxiao wasn't quite used to the unexpected family, so she paused and said, "I'm fine."
Su Cheng looked serious: "No, you have something to do, so don't cry."
Do I want to show you a scene where you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself?
Su Fatya is really like this in my memory, throwing tantrums at home when something goes wrong, throwing up and rolling, crying and making a lot of noise are commonplace.
Su Cheng doted on this daughter too much, and was never willing to be cruel and teach her a lesson.
This caused Su Fatya's temperament to become more domineering, and her temper became uncontrollable.
Su Xiaoxiao tried her best to maintain the personality: "I, figured it out, the surname He is not good, not good enough for me! Another day, I don't need you to do it, I will chop it myself!"
"This is my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied.
He sat down by the bed and smiled mysteriously at his daughter, "Father has good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
"It's all right."
"Father tied you a husband, who is a hundred times more beautiful than the one named He! You will definitely like it!"
OMG!
Did she really tie a man back?
How to maintain the character setting in the future?
"So, what's the good news?" She asked in a daze.
Su Cheng glanced at his daughter strangely, isn't what he said just now good news?
Forget it, since my daughter thinks that what comes next is good news, then, let's take it as it is!
Su Cheng cleared his throat, changed his wording, and said with a grin: "The good news is that you don't have to have a baby! Your son-in-law is ready for you!"
Su Xiaoxiao choked.
What do you mean that man gave birth to her? Is there a normal brain circuit in this family?
Su Cheng raised his hand: "Er Gouzi, bring someone in for your sister!"
"Hey! Here we come!"
Su Ergou outside responded and pushed open the door of his sister's room.
Su Xiaoxiao turned her head to look, and saw one, two, three... milky little Douding standing in a row holding their bundles, and her younger brother Su Ergou carried them in one by one.
Father Su spread his hands and smiled: "Tie one and get three free, isn't it a surprise, is it a surprise?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "?!"
"He's surnamed! Stop for me!" "Fatty Su! You're so determined! I can never marry you!" Today is a happy day for Fatty Su to recruit a son-in-law, but her husband actually ran away on the day of the wedding, she is really pissed off! To say that He Tongsheng was also deceived by the matchmaker. There are two Su families in Xinghua Village. One is the old Su family. Everyone wants to marry someone back home. Although being married is not very popular, it can be accepted by the beautiful lady of the Su family, and the dowry silver given by the other party is really generous, a full twenty taels! He is expected to study! Unexpectedly, after entering the door, I found out that the one I married into was actually that little Su's family full of villains! Looking at Fatty Su with his face full of flesh, he wanted to die already! "You accepted the bride price from my family, and you are my husband-in-law!" "You are dreaming!" He Tongsheng ran away without looking back! Su Fatya became the laughing stock of the whole village. She picked up the butcher's knife and chased after him, never thinking that her foot slipped and tripped. Her head hit the door heavily, and a big bag came out immediately. When her father Su Cheng arrived at her room, she had already passed out by the door. Su Cheng was terrified, and wanted to hug his unconscious daughter into his arms, showing the utmost love for a father. Uh... I can't hold it. He shook his daughter's shoulders instead, and it was quite strenuous: "Big girl! Don't scare daddy! Wake up!" "Father! The surname He has fled to the town!" It is the younger brother Su Ergou. Hearing Su Ergou's words, Su Fatya, who was finally shaken awake, closed her eyes again, unconscious. Su Cheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists: "Isn't he just a husband? Daddy will tie one back for you too!" Su Cheng did what he said, and immediately took his son to ten miles and eight towns to find his son-in-law. He didn't believe that his Su Cheng's daughter would not be wanted! "father." Su Ergou pointed to the empty village with not a single feather left, "The folks seem to have closed the door." Su Cheng: "..." Unwilling to give up, Su Cheng took his son to the official road to arrest him. Probably because of good luck, the father and son really met a group of old men. Judging from the posture, it looked like a group of bandits intercepted a passing businessman. The businessman should have run away, leaving only a masked guard to deal with the bandits. The father and son lay in ambush on the hillside not far away, paying close attention to the battle situation on the official road. "Father, which one should we tie?" asked Su Ergou who was lying behind the grass. Su Cheng lay beside him, and said wisely, "The one who can beat the most has a good waist and can give birth!" Su Ergou wondered: "Isn't childbirth a woman's business?" Su Cheng glared at his son: "Men have bad waists, do women have birth?" "Oh." Su Ergou realized. After a fight, the masked guard overturned eight bandits, but he also paid a heavy price-he was seriously injured and physically exhausted. Therefore, when the Su family father and son attacked him from behind, he didn't even have a chance to fight back, so he was put in a sack with black eyes. Just when the father and son were about to carry him away, there was a rustling sound from the carriage beside him. Anyone else? ! Su Cheng drew out the hatchet vigilantly, and lifted the curtain of the car! When he saw the scene in the carriage clearly, he was instantly dumbfounded,,, ... Su family. Su Xiaoxiao on Da Hongxi's bed slowly opened her eyes, it was the eighth time she had opened her eyes, she was sure that she was not dreaming. She really crossed over. From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper to an ancient fat man who is illiterate and weighs over two hundred. Not only is he delicious and lazy, he is still domineering in the village. He is an out-and-out village bully. She has a bully father named Su Cheng above her, and a bully brother named Su Ergou below her. A family of three dominates the village. It is worth mentioning that the bully father and bully brother love her very much. Not long ago, she fell in love with a boy surnamed He from the next village, so Father Su spent all his family savings and asked a matchmaker to go to He's house to find a son-in-law. Today was a happy day for her and He Tongsheng, never thought that He Tongsheng was tricked by a matchmaker to come to the door, after the Dongchuang incident, He Tongsheng abandoned her and escaped marriage. For those who have seen the bride run away from marriage, this is the first time they have seen the groom run away from marriage. It's been a long time to see you! However, what really surprised Su Xiaoxiao was not the oolong marriage, but that Father Su went to the village with a knife to find her son-in-law for her daughter's life-long event. Don't really catch a man back for her? Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memories in his mind when Su Cheng and Su Ergou went home. "Girl! You're awake!" Su Cheng entered the room and found his daughter lying on the bed in a daze with eyes open, hurriedly walked over and held her daughter's chubby hand. "You scared dad to death! Don't do stupid things again, you know? That kid surnamed He is not worth it! Dad will chop up that kid and feed him to pigs one day!" Su Xiaoxiao wasn't quite used to the unexpected family, so she paused and said, "I'm fine." Su Cheng looked serious: "No, you have something to do, so don't cry." Do I want to show you a scene where you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself? Su Fatya is really like this in my memory, throwing tantrums at home when something goes wrong, throwing up and rolling, crying and making a lot of noise are commonplace. Su Cheng doted on this daughter too much, and was never willing to be cruel and teach her a lesson. This caused Su Fatya's temperament to become more domineering, and her temper became uncontrollable. Su Xiaoxiao tried her best to maintain the personality: "I, figured it out, the surname He is not good, not good enough for me! Another day, I don't need you to do it, I will chop it myself!" "This is my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied. He sat down by the bed and smiled mysteriously at his daughter, "Father has good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" "It's all right." "Father tied you a husband, who is a hundred times more beautiful than the one named He! You will definitely like it!" OMG! Did she really tie a man back? How to maintain the character setting in the future? "So, what's the good news?" She asked in a daze. Su Cheng glanced at his daughter strangely, isn't what he said just now good news? Forget it, since my daughter thinks that what comes next is good news, then, let's take it as it is! Su Cheng cleared his throat, changed his wording, and said with a grin: "The good news is that you don't have to have a baby! Your son-in-law is ready for you!" Su Xiaoxiao choked. What do you mean that man gave birth to her? Is there a normal brain circuit in this family? Su Cheng raised his hand: "Er Gouzi, bring someone in for your sister!" "Hey! Here we come!" Su Ergou outside responded and pushed open the door of his sister's room. Su Xiaoxiao turned her head to look, and saw one, two, three... milky little Douding standing in a row holding their bundles, and her younger brother Su Ergou carried them in one by one. Father Su spread his hands and smiled: "Tie one and get three free, isn't it a surprise, is it a surprise?" Su Xiaoxiao: "?!"
