Chapter 25
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Keywords: Kaboom/a small pickle/the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed/T-rex/spongebob/intergalactic greetings/drifting/the thing you do when you decide to end it and hope your next one is better/sleep (part 1)
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"Title musn't exceed 200 characters..." Fuck it...
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A/N: Too much keyworrdssss!!!! (the worse is that I decided to use so many). This is the last chapter of this arc, so I'll see in how many parts it is, I actually hope to do three parts with the content I'll do.
He was so dangerous no one wanted to be close to him.
Code Zero couldn't be handled by the militaries anymore.
Everywhere he went resignation letters followed.
That's why they sent him to a psychologist to see if he could be saved, but…
She sighed, and asked to code zero:
-So, you know why you're here?
-Yes, they said to me I came to play with you!
He answered with a wink.
Her mouth was twitching as a huge wave of cringe was drowning her mind.
It's a kid… Act like he's just a kid…
She thought, trying to convince herself.
-So, what kind of game do you want to play?
-I heard once that adult men could put their small prickle in women's spongebobs! I heard it's a popular game!
-…
Do not cringe… Do not cringe… Do not cringe…
She was repeating to herself.
-Can you find another game?
She asked with a smile.
-I also heard about a small bird in a forest… That's quite confusing… Why are adults playing so many similar games?
-…
Stop, stop stop… Act like he's not a grown-up adult of in his early twenties… A kid… He's just an innocent kid…
-I don't want to play games anymore, just tell me stories about your missions, okay?
She said, taking her notepad.
Maybe she would finally learn something interesting.
-There was that time with a part of the Darkness. They attacked a secret super confidential research ship.
-And?
-I went there, then…
-Then?
-I destroyed the darkness like KABOOM!
-Good, good. Now, do you have another story?
-Oh, yes, I have tons of it!
-Then tell me about it.
-One time I was on a team mission with code 66. She I asked why his code was 66, he asked me if I knew the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed!
-Eh, let's move on, what happened then?
-I tried it on the enemy, but it didn't make any noise, 66's weapons were making too much noise.
He then fell into a profound reflection then asked, after a few seconds of reflection:
-Do you know what sounds it makes?
-Someone… Someone please, save me…
-Oh, that's funny, the 9 previous people I saw said the same thing!
In a last attempt to save her mental health, she asked:
-And, after how much time did they came to fetch you back?
-Well, after about 10 hours.
She fell into despair.
It was only 20 minutes since he arrived and her sanity was already starting to snap.
She still asked:
-What happened to the previous ones?
-Well, after one hour, they were pulling their hairs. After two hours, one cut his ears and another just put a pen in it. Another tried to kill me so I killed him. The others were in the fetal position crying and rolling on the floor, calling for help under a table.
-…
He showed a pondering face.
-I didn't understand why. Did I say something to upset them?
-…
He then smiled happily.
-Oh, and miss, everyone until now did different noises, so I need to make large-scale tests. Can I test the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed?
Only now did she know what the abysses of despair really were.
[…]
Exactly 9 hours and 40 minutes later.
The general entered a room.
On the wall all around the room were written words in blood.
"help me"
"someone help me"
"anyone, even if you want my soul in exchange, just help me"
"take this demon somewhere else please"
"someone"
"anyone"
"help m"
The last letter was never written, but it was quite easy for the general to understand the message.
The session failed again.
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Too long author note:
I wrote this in one go. Quickly. Took me less than 55 minutes (was listening to a 55 minutes long album, the first song started when I started the chapter and the last song (humain) started when I started correcting mistakes and writing this note).
Basically, it should finish in the second part. Even if I'll still try to write three parts if I can.
It's a bit late so I won't write the one (or two) other parts today. And as lazy as I am, you'll probably have to wait more than 24 hours before the next part.
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Keywords: Kaboom/a small pickle/the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed/T-rex/spongebob/intergalactic greetings/drifting/the thing you do when you decide to end it and hope your next one is better/sleep (part 1)
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"Title musn't exceed 200 characters..." Fuck it...
.
.
A/N: Too much keyworrdssss!!!! (the worse is that I decided to use so many). This is the last chapter of this arc, so I'll see in how many parts it is, I actually hope to do three parts with the content I'll do.
He was so dangerous no one wanted to be close to him.
Code Zero couldn't be handled by the militaries anymore.
Everywhere he went resignation letters followed.
That's why they sent him to a psychologist to see if he could be saved, but…
She sighed, and asked to code zero:
-So, you know why you're here?
-Yes, they said to me I came to play with you!
He answered with a wink.
Her mouth was twitching as a huge wave of cringe was drowning her mind.
It's a kid… Act like he's just a kid…
She thought, trying to convince herself.
-So, what kind of game do you want to play?
-I heard once that adult men could put their small prickle in women's spongebobs! I heard it's a popular game!
-…
Do not cringe… Do not cringe… Do not cringe…
She was repeating to herself.
-Can you find another game?
She asked with a smile.
-I also heard about a small bird in a forest… That's quite confusing… Why are adults playing so many similar games?
-…
Stop, stop stop… Act like he's not a grown-up adult of in his early twenties… A kid… He's just an innocent kid…
-I don't want to play games anymore, just tell me stories about your missions, okay?
She said, taking her notepad.
Maybe she would finally learn something interesting.
-There was that time with a part of the Darkness. They attacked a secret super confidential research ship.
-And?
-I went there, then…
-Then?
-I destroyed the darkness like KABOOM!
-Good, good. Now, do you have another story?
-Oh, yes, I have tons of it!
-Then tell me about it.
-One time I was on a team mission with code 66. She I asked why his code was 66, he asked me if I knew the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed!
-Eh, let's move on, what happened then?
-I tried it on the enemy, but it didn't make any noise, 66's weapons were making too much noise.
He then fell into a profound reflection then asked, after a few seconds of reflection:
-Do you know what sounds it makes?
-Someone… Someone please, save me…
-Oh, that's funny, the 9 previous people I saw said the same thing!
In a last attempt to save her mental health, she asked:
-And, after how much time did they came to fetch you back?
-Well, after about 10 hours.
She fell into despair.
It was only 20 minutes since he arrived and her sanity was already starting to snap.
She still asked:
-What happened to the previous ones?
-Well, after one hour, they were pulling their hairs. After two hours, one cut his ears and another just put a pen in it. Another tried to kill me so I killed him. The others were in the fetal position crying and rolling on the floor, calling for help under a table.
-…
He showed a pondering face.
-I didn't understand why. Did I say something to upset them?
-…
He then smiled happily.
-Oh, and miss, everyone until now did different noises, so I need to make large-scale tests. Can I test the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed?
Only now did she know what the abysses of despair really were.
[…]
Exactly 9 hours and 40 minutes later.
The general entered a room.
On the wall all around the room were written words in blood.
"help me"
"someone help me"
"anyone, even if you want my soul in exchange, just help me"
"take this demon somewhere else please"
"someone"
"anyone"
"help m"
The last letter was never written, but it was quite easy for the general to understand the message.
The session failed again.
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..
Too long author note:
I wrote this in one go. Quickly. Took me less than 55 minutes (was listening to a 55 minutes long album, the first song started when I started the chapter and the last song (humain) started when I started correcting mistakes and writing this note).
Basically, it should finish in the second part. Even if I'll still try to write three parts if I can.
It's a bit late so I won't write the one (or two) other parts today. And as lazy as I am, you'll probably have to wait more than 24 hours before the next part.
Keywords: Kaboom/a small pickle/the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed/T-rex/spongebob/intergalactic greetings/drifting/the thing you do when you decide to end it and hope your next one is better/sleep part 1."Title musn't exceed 200 characters..." Fuck it.....A/N: Too much keyworrdssss!!!! the worse is that I decided to use so many. This is the last chapter of this arc, so I'll see in how many parts it is, I actually hope to do three parts with the content I'll do.He was so dangerous no one wanted to be close to him.Code Zero couldn't be handled by the militaries anymore.Everywhere he went resignation letters followed.That's why they sent him to a psychologist to see if he could be saved, butShe sighed, and asked to code zero:-So, you know why you're here?-Yes, they said to me I came to play with you!He answered with a wink.Her mouth was twitching as a huge wave of cringe was drowning her mind.It's a kid Act like he's just a kidShe thought, trying to convince herself.-So, what kind of game do you want to play?-I heard once that adult men could put their small prickle in women's spongebobs! I heard it's a popular game!-Do not cringe Do not cringe Do not cringeShe was repeating to herself.-Can you find another game?She asked with a smile.-I also heard about a small bird in a forest That's quite confusing Why are adults playing so many similar games?-Stop, stop stop Act like he's not a grown-up adult of in his early twenties A kid He's just an innocent kid-I don't want to play games anymore, just tell me stories about your missions, okay?She said, taking her notepad.Maybe she would finally learn something interesting.-There was that time with a part of the Darkness. They attacked a secret super confidential research ship.-And?-I went there, then-Then?-I destroyed the darkness like KABOOM!-Good, good. Now, do you have another story?-Oh, yes, I have tons of it!-Then tell me about it.-One time I was on a team mission with code 66. She I asked why his code was 66, he asked me if I knew the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed!-Eh, let's move on, what happened then?-I tried it on the enemy, but it didn't make any noise, 66's weapons were making too much noise.He then fell into a profound reflection then asked, after a few seconds of reflection:-Do you know what sounds it makes?-Someone Someone please, save me-Oh, that's funny, the 9 previous people I saw said the same thing!In a last attempt to save her mental health, she asked:-And, after how much time did they came to fetch you back?-Well, after about 10 hours.She fell into despair.It was only 20 minutes since he arrived and her sanity was already starting to snap.She still asked:-What happened to the previous ones?-Well, after one hour, they were pulling their hairs. After two hours, one cut his ears and another just put a pen in it. Another tried to kill me so I killed him. The others were in the fetal position crying and rolling on the floor, calling for help under a table.-He showed a pondering face.-I didn't understand why. Did I say something to upset them?-He then smiled happily.-Oh, and miss, everyone until now did different noises, so I need to make large-scale tests. Can I test the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed?Only now did she know what the abysses of despair really were.Exactly 9 hours and 40 minutes later.The general entered a room.On the wall all around the room were written words in blood."help me""someone help me""anyone, even if you want my soul in exchange, just help me""take this demon somewhere else please""someone""anyone""help m"The last letter was never written, but it was quite easy for the general to understand the message.The session failed again.......Too long author note:I wrote this in one go. Quickly. Took me less than 55 minutes was listening to a 55 minutes long album, the first song started when I started the chapter and the last song humain started when I started correcting mistakes and writing this note.Basically, it should finish in the second part. Even if I'll still try to write three parts if I can.It's a bit late so I won't write the one or two other parts today. And as lazy as I am, you'll probably have to wait more than 24 hours before the next part.
