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Published at 7th of November 2020 11:48:17 AM


Chapter 76

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hapter 76.1 – Male God Takes me to Fly Part 4

 

Chen Qingyang had already imagined meeting Mo Zhen countless times before. Maybe she would dance frantically in excitement, maybe she would silently shriek. She believed she would pounce like a hungry wolf and forcibly kiss him.

    However, when her Male God was truly standing in front of her, she realized that she was so nervous that she couldn’t speak.

    Perhaps because he was on vacation and at home, Mo Zhen was only wearing a set of simple home clothes and his hair was a little messy. Although his entire appearance looked a lot more mundane than when he appeared before the camera, his aura was still overflowing. Chen Qingyang wholeheartedly believed that even if he went to buy groceries like this, he would still be able to attract everyone’s attention the moment he enters the vegetable market.

    She looked at the person in front of her motionlessly, took a deep breath and finally grinded her teeth to say, “Hello, Male God, I am Shampoo!”

    Mo Zhen: “…”

    Chen Qingyang: “…”

    Help ah, she doesn’t want to live anymore! qaq

 

    “I, I am Chen Qingyang!” Chen Qingyang’s face flushed bright red, as if she would choke and die in the next second. 

    Mo Zhen slightly nodded his head at her, this automatic sense of alienation made Chen Qingyang’s nose a little sour. Even if he was standing in front of his own house, he was still that emperor superstar; she would always be a small fan in front of him.

    “Brother Yunze, Shampoo, don’t stand outside. Come inside first.” Li Yan took Mo Zhen’s hand and turned to make way for them. 

    Xiang Yunze unintentionally glanced at their intertwined hands as he pulled Chen Qingyang into the house. Li Yan followed them into the living room and poured a glass of water for them all. After Mo Zhen closed the door, he walked over and sat down beside her.

 

    Chen Qingyang was still a little nervous. After all, this was Emperor Mo’s home! She felt like she was in a dream – her entire body felt as light as a feather.

  The living room was strangely quiet as the four of them remained silent. Li Yan looked at the man and woman sitting across from her, and finally couldn’t help but curiously ask, “Brother Yunze, why are you two together?”

    Xiang Yunze smiled at her and asked in a gentle voice, “Yan Yan, how are you doing recently? Is your work difficult?” 

His intimate tone made Li Yan a little stunned, “It’s going very well, it’s not very difficult. Zhen Zhen recently hasn’t taken up any shows so I’ve always stayed at home.”

     She completely failed to notice that Xiang Yunze had easily dodged her question. Even more, she completely failed to realize that the words “Zhen Zhen” had irritated the nerves of the two people sitting opposite.

 

    Only Mo Zhen sat on the sofa as usual, looking at Xiang Yunze indifferently.

    Xiang Yunze seemed unaware of his gaze and continued to ask Li Yan, “I saw your photo in a magazine a while ago. It was beautifully taken. Do you want to develop in this area?”

    “No.” The person who answered his question was actually Mo Zhen.

    Xiang Yunze turned his head and glanced at him, “I’m not asking you.”

    Mo Zhen leaned forward and sat up straight, “I’m her guardian now.”

    Xiang Yunze: “…”

    Li Yan “…”

 

    Chen Qingyang, who was in a constant state of wandering, subconsciously glanced at Li Yan’s neck after hearing the word magazine. Because Li Yan wore a light pink round-neck sweater that exposed her entire neck, Chen Qingyang could clearly see the small marks above it.

   Looking at the colour, it seemed as if they were freshly planted.

   She felt like she was going crazy again!

    Feeling the movement of the person beside him, Xiang Yunze looked down to glance at her. He then followed her gaze to Li Yan’s neck. His eyes shook slightly, he had noticed the marks on Li Yan’s neck the moment she appeared at the door.

    That was why he was angry.

    He had waited for her for so many years, but this man couldn’t even wait till marriage to impatiently swallow her up. If he told this information to Li Yan’s Senior Brothers*, let alone tomorrow’s sunrise, he was afraid Emperor Mo would be unable to see even today’s sunset. 

(TN: senior male fellow student or apprentice / son (older than oneself) of one’s teacher)

    Mo Zhen suddenly stood up from the sofa and walked over to Li Yan’s side, blocking Xiang Yunze’s gaze.

    Xiang Yunze raised his eyebrows, sneered, and also got up from the sofa.

 

    Li Yan’s heart suddenly thumped. Even if her emotional intelligence was so low that she was unable to detect changes in the surrounding atmosphere, there was a kind of atmosphere in which she was more sensitive to than most people. 

   The atmosphere of fighting. 

    If these two people continued to stare at each other like this, the fight would definitely start soon. 

    Chen Qingyang’s gaze has basically always been on Mo Zhen’s body. Now, seeing him stand up and raise his head. She didn’t forget to exclaim in her heart: wtf, Male God’s gaze is so sharp ! He’s super handsome, damn right!

    Li Yan looked at her supporting from the sidelines expression with desperation. It seemed that only she could save the situation now. Quickly jumping up from the sofa, Li Yan took Mo Zhen’s arm and moved in Chen Qingyang’s direction, “Zhenzhen, let me introduce to you. This is my best sister,* she is your super fan!”

(TN: in China, it’s normal to call your friends in sibling terms, such as older male friends as “brother/ge”)

    Mo Zhen finally shifted his gaze away from Xiang Yunze and looked at Chen Qingyang. Seeing that her male god was looking at her, Chen Qingyang also stood up from the sofa and said, “Emperor Mo, I’ve been to every one of your concerts! It’s just that I can never snatch a ticket, so I can only sit in the corner.” This close of a distance, she didn’t even dare to dream about it! She can even count the number of eyelashes on Male God’s eyes!

    “Yes yes! Shampoo really likes you! Shampoo, are you happy to see your Male God?! You can even touch!”

    Mo Zhen: “…”

    Can he be touched by others so casually?!

    Chen Qingyang was so excited she stood up, “Emperor Mo, can I give you a hug?”

    The corner of Mo Zhen’s mouth pursed. This request was not excessive for artists; moreover, since the other party was a good friend of Li Yan, he took the initiative to step forward and gave her a symbolic hug*.

(TN: 象征性地抱 – this was what was described in the raws, unfortunately I do not know what a symbolic hug means, I assume it’s kind of a polite hug?)

    Then Chen Qingyang just… fell straight onto the sofa.

    The others: “…”

    Li Yan swallowed anxiously, “She won’t suddenly die from overexcitement, right?”

    Xiang Yunze bent down and stretched his finger  under her nose to explore, “It’s okay, there’s still a breath. It’s probably a rabies attack* again.”

(TN: the raws literally says rabies attack – is this slang that I don’t know of??)

    Mo Zhen & Li Yan: “…” 

 

After being interrupted like this, Mo Zhen and Xiang Yunze were naturally unable to begin their fight. Li Yan dragged Chen Qingyang from the sofa and pulled her to the kitchen to prepare dinner, “Shampoo, I planted small pumpkins in the yard. I just picked two of them today. At night we can cook them to eat oh~”

    “Are you sure you are growing pumpkins? Not watermelons or winter melons?”

    The corners of Li Yan’s mouth twitched, “I’m not that stupid yet, thank you.”

    Chen Qingyang giggled, “But why don’t you go out to eat? Being so hardworking isn’t your style.”

    “Because I picked two pumpkins ah!”

    Chen Qingyang : “…”

    So we have to eat it, right?!

    

The two entered the kitchen noisily. Xiang Yunze glanced at the person opposite of him and sat down on the sofa, “Scum.”

  Mo Zhen naturally knew what he was referring to. He smiled carelessly and sat down on the sofa, “Throughout all these years, the reason why you haven’t made any moves is because you know that even if you act, there still won’t be any results. You don’t really think of yourself as the Holy Father, do you?”

    Despite getting an arrow to the knee, Xiang Yunze maintained his gaze on Mo Zhen with a straight face, “Yan Yan is Grandpa Jiang’s only granddaughter. She’s been spoiled by her older brothers and protected by her senior brothers since she was a child. You may have her now… if you dare to let her down, a punch from any of them would be enough to beat you to death.”

    “I won’t make her feel even a little wronged,” Mo Zhen finished speaking, and glanced lazily at the person opposite of him, “But what position is Dr. Xiang in to say this to me?”

    Xiang Yunze smiled faintly, “Did you not hear her calling me Brother Yunze?”

    Mo Zhen was stunned for a moment, his eyes ran into Xiang Yunze’s gaze and the two of them suddenly laughed.

    Li Yan listened to the sound of low laughter echoing from the living room and finally let go a sigh of relief. The friendship of men could endure the test!

    “Da Li, you have to be careful. Xiang gongzi has been forced to marry recently, it can’t be certain that he won’t come out of the closet in a hurry.”

  (TN: gongzi – young master, son of a noble, I’m pretty sure Shampoo calls him this to make fun of him)

 

  “…So?”

    “Just think about it, his target after coming out of the closet must be Emperor Mo!” “

 

    Li Yan:” …… “

 

   If it weren’t for the kitchen knife Chen Qingyang was holding in her hand, she definitely would have knocked her over. 

 

Chapter 76.2 – Chapter edited by ocelot!!!

After eating, Chen Qingyang left with Xiang Yunze. Mo Zhen still had work the next morning and Chen Qingyang wasn’t shameless enough to stay. By the time Mo Zhen was finished washing the dishes, Li Yan had already taken a shower and was scrolling through the internet on the bed. Since the two were officially together, Li Yan had moved her things to Mo Zhen’s master bedroom. Apart from bringing her luggage, she had not forgotten the poster at her bedside. Mo Zhen also had a poster of himself in his master bedroom: a still from one of his movies. Li Yan had originally wanted to put the two posters side by side, but Mo Zhen disagreed.

    He really couldn’t accept a semi-naked poster of himself in his own bedroom.

    The absent poster made Li Yan very unhappy. However, Mo Zhen gave her an explanation. What was so great about a poster? If she wanted to see, he could take his clothes off for her to watch at any time. Thus, like the wind, she threw the poster back into the side room.

    Mo Zhen walked to the bed and hugged her from behind. When he smoothly closed her laptop, Li Yan knew that her daily after-meal digestive exercise was about to begin again. Except this time after her exercise finished, Li Yan was a little worried. 

    “Zhenzhen, if you come in directly like this, will I get pregnant?” Li Yan raised her head and looked at the person on top of her head with his eyes closed. Regardless of the angle, this person was still unbelievably good looking.

    Mo Zhen’s pupils flickered as he thought about her question seriously,  “Yes .”

     Li Yan: “…”

Li Yan’s small face suddenly collapsed; her voice was full of grievances, “I don’t want to be an unmarried mother. QAQ.”

   The corners of Mo Zhen’s mouth curled into a smile. He opened his eyes and rubbed her head, “A Yao, let’s get married, okay?”

    Li Yan was instantly stunned. Watching her eyebrows wrinkle in a contemplative expression, Mo Zhen also became nervous. Mo Zhen forcefully suppressed the panic in his heart as his gaze turned a little dangerous. She would be dead meat if she dared to refuse.

    Under Mo Zhen’s burning gaze, the corners of Li Yan’s mouth finally moved as she raised her head to look at him, “Zhenzhen, are you proposing?”

    “Yes,” he said in an extremely solemn tone, as if he was making a vow.

    “But on TV, others have flowers, diamond rings and kneeling when they propose. I don’t have anything.”

    Mo Zhen looked at the person in his arms and couldn’t help but chuckle, “I haven’t had time to prepare today. Can I make it up another day?”

    “Um…” Li Yan thought for a while, then nodded, “All right.”

    Seeing that she agreed so easily,  Mo Zhen was a little worried. Why did he feel that she has become more stupid after recovering Ah Yao’s memory?

    But his heart was too soft.

    After kissing her gently on the forehead, Mo Zhen couldn’t help pulling her to exercise again.

 

 

    A month later, the internet ushered another bloody storm. Evenmore, the culprit behind the bloody storm was once again Emperor Mo’s Weibo post.

    The caption of this Weibo post was merely a  emoji, but the picture was of a pair of red books. 

    “#Posting a wedding certificate, *if a person does not consider themselves, heaven will not tolerate them#”

(TN: 天诛地灭 – what the raws say. Credit to Ocelot for this explanation –  It’s a Confucian idiom. It means to tend to the order and needs of your family before worrying about the laws and opinions of outsiders )

    “Only sitting and reading after you post the divorce certificate [bye bye]”

    “Is there anyone who wants to go to the rooftop tonight? Southwest region group, come quickly.”

    “These cheap hands, why did I have to scroll Weibo? Why?! Why?! Seeking a Northwest region group!”

(TN: in this sentence, the raws use the expression 手贱 – which as a direct translation means “cheap hands”, the phrase originates from gaming. I means expressing regret after accidentally pressing the wrong button.)

“Today, when I saw all of the notifications from my group chats, I originally thought that a new game had been released TAT. Sure enough, I was too naive TAT. Southwest region group, wait for me!”

    “Those who are going to the rooftop, remember to reserve a seat in advance! There isn’t enough room for this many people!”

 

    ……

 

    When Chen Qingyang saw the pair of red bombs on Weibo, a bloody smile emerged from the corners of her mouth, “The author has gone to the rooftop. If we are destined, we’ll meet again.”

    Readers: …

   Mo Zhen and Li Yan’s wedding was held in a low-key manner, without any of the great fanfare that usually accompanies banquets. It also prohibited all members of the media: only relatives and friends of both sides were invited to participate.

    Chen Qingyang was naturally also invited.

    Although she wanted to go to the rooftop that night, she found out that after going there… Ni Ma*, even the rooftop didn’t have a place for her. It would be better to go home and sleep ah.

(TN: In this sentence, 尼玛 “Ni Ma” is being used as a homonym for “你妈 “Ni Ma”- which means “Your mother” – commonly used as a swear word. 尼玛 is the chinese translation of the Tibetan sacred word for the sun. Unfortunately, there is a lack of awareness about the original meaning of 呢玛 and the word is being used on the internet as a negative term. I thought I would include this note for anyone who is Chinese or learning Chinese so that we can avoid using this word for this purpose and respect its original meaning. If you would like to know more, I’ve attached the baidu link I used to read up about it. I couldn’t find any english explanations, but I found that google translating the page makes it fairly understandable. https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E5%B0%BC%E7%8E%9B/9839762 )

 

    In order to steal the bride’s limelight at the wedding, Chen Qingyang spent all her money on buying an outfit and getting her hair styled.  However, after arriving at the scene, she discovered that she had still lost. The two people dazzled like the North Star when they stood together; most importantly, her Male God’s gaze only had room for his new bride.

    Chen Qingyang drank a lot of alcohol after being irritated by this scene. In the end, she didn’t even know who brought her home. It was only after waking up that she found herself lying in a hotel room.

    Chen Qingyang suddenly sobered up all at once. The expensive dress on her body was gone and had been replaced by pajamas supplied by the hotel. What was even more terrifying were the sounds of someone showering the bathroom!

    Chen Qingyang’s brain exploded. Before she could recover from the shock, the bathroom door opened with a click with Xiang Yunze walking out.

    Seeing Chen Qingyang awake, he subconsciously froze.

    Chen Qingyang stared at him with cloudy eyes- countless emotions flashing through them. She finally yelled at him with a mix of shame and resentment, “You scumbag! Pervert! Pervert! What did you do to me?!”

    Xiang Yunze raised an eyebrow, walked over to her and sat down, “We ended up like this, what do you think we did?”

    Chen Qingyang’s brain roared again. Xiang Yunze seemed to think of something and then approached her with a smile, “But that said, you are really passionate.”

 

    ……

 

    The blue veins in Chen Qingyang’s hand protruded. She grabbed the pillow behind her by the handful, turned, and hit Xiang Yunze on the head, “Go to death, go to death! I’m going to eliminate all evil from society today!”

    Xiang Yunze easily grabbed her attacking hand and pressed it on the bed. Chen Qingyang used all her strength to try to pull her hand out. Grudgingly, the other party was too strong for her to pull away from, “Let go bastard. It hurts!”

    Xiang Yunze loosened his grip after hearing her words. He looked at her intently with a pair of black eyes that seemed like they could enchant others, “I would only do stuff like this with the person I like.”

    Chen Qingyang was stunned for a moment, and then grabbed the pillow with her other hand to hit his head .”You’re talking like I’m a casual person. I will also only do it with the person I like!”

    Xiang Yunze smiled and avoided the pillow. He looked at her and said, “Since we like each other, it’s better to be together.”

Chen Qingyang’s moving hands suddenly froze. Since they had ended up this way, they can only be together ah! Just as she was about to agree, Xiang Yunze suddenly laughed, “I’m sorry, I originally had planned to say it like that, but we haven’t done anything.”

    Chen Qingyang: “…”

    “Your clothes were changed by the hotel’s housekeeper. You had thrown up all over me so I went to take a bath.”

    Chen Qingyang: “…”

    She should’ve thought about it early on! This is how it normally progressed according to the plot of novels!

    But… She gave Xiang Yunze a vicious glance. She suddenly bent her knees and hit his most vital part- causing Xiang Yunze’s complexion to immediately change.

    Chen Qingyang was satisfied. It’s your fault for teasing me! This trick was taught by Da Li personally!

    Xiang Yunze looked at the proud little girl in front of him, and said with a strained mouth, “If I’m hurt, the one who will be crying in the future is you.”

    Chen Qingyang: “…”

    Believe it or not, I’ll give you another kick!

 

 

    On the other side, Li Yan, who had been busy with the wedding all day, tiredly collapsed on the bed. Mo Zhen shook her shoulder and said in a soft voice, “A Yao, go take a bath first and then sleep.”

    “Oh, I don’t want to…”

    Mo Zhen blinked his eyes, “Otherwise, I’ll help you wash?”

    “Okay.”

    Okay? The light in Mo Zhen’s eyes sank. Since the other party was so open, how could he let go of this opportunity? Just as he was about to pick her up, Piao Piao suddenly appeared in the air, “Emperor Mo, little kitty, happy wedding!”

    Mo Zhen: “…”

    I’ll be even happier if you leave.

    As if she could see through his mind, the corners of Piao Piao’s mouth twitched. “I’m here to say goodbye. Now that you two have ended up together, I have finally achieved enough merits. Now I am going to reincarnate.”

    “Reincarnation? Li Yan finally sat up, “Piao Piao, where are you going to reincarnate?”

    “Master Chang helped me find someone!”

    Wait, Master Chang? Chang Xin?”

    Piao Piao’s face collapsed. Oh no, she leaked it.

    Mo Zhen frowned when he looked at her, “What the hell is going on? What does this matter have to do with the Master?” Master did not come to today’s wedding, but only sent someone with a gift.

    Piao Piao sighed and said, “Before, when my soul almost disappeared from being beaten up by ghost messengers, Master Chang saved me. He told me that as long as I help you two achieve a happy ending, he would help me reincarnate.”

    Li Yan tilted her head, “Why did the ghost messengers target you?”

    “Uh, because I committed something.” She was killed by her own fiancé in her previous life. She had originally wanted to get revenge on him and his mistress. The result was that after only achieving part of her revenge, she attracted the ghost messengers’attention. 

    Seeing Li Yan still wanting to ask more questions, Piao Piao quickly said, “There’s not enough time, if I don’t leave now I won’t make it in time. Goodbye!”

   Before she could even say goodbye, Piao Piao was already gone. Although she knew that reincarnation was a good thing, Li Yan still felt a little uncomfortable. Seeing her frown, Mo Zhen walked up to her and lifted her chin, “A Yao, do you want a boy or a girl?”

    Li Yan: “…”

    She’s still so young, she doesn’t want any. qaq





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