Chapter 1691: Funny
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Ma Manman saw that his father didn't know what he said to Jiang Siming, and he went straight to Ma Manman, his tone seemed not very polite.
And Jiang Siming also looked at him with a surprised look.
Ma Manman's whole body is not good, and his whole body is like being thrown into the steamer in an instant, so red that it can smoke!
I boasted a prank and told my dad that he was in love with Jiang Siming, but I didn't expect my dad to go to Jiang Siming to say it.
Although I don't know what they said, looking at the tone of his father and Jiang Siming's innocent eyes, Ma Manman also knew that Jiang Siming must have known it.
This is like a boy telling his father that he is in a relationship with a female classmate.
The girl classmate is the school goddess, and my father believed that it was true. He ran to find the goddess classmate and scorned her. He disapproved of them being together.
This kind of embarrassment, from the inside to the outside, people don’t even know him...
Ma Manman wants to cry, dad, I will tease you, why do you take it seriously.
Mr. Ma and Jiang Siming talked for a while, only to realize that they seemed to be really surprised and innocent.
After asking carefully, I realized that my daughter was talking nonsense.
Mr. Ma was so angry that he shouted to Ma Manman on the spot: "Manman, come here for me!"
Ma Manman blushed like a monkey butt, where there is still courage to pass.
"Dad, I was wrong, I just teased you, I'll go back first, bye, Teacher Jiang, sorry, goodbye."
After speaking, Ma Manman covered her face and left. She couldn't stay in this place for a moment, it was too shameful~
Mr. Ma watched her daughter run away and was furious. Didn't she leave this embarrassing place to herself?
"That... President Jiang, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm really sorry."
President Ma smiled awkwardly at Jiang Siming.
Just now, he was so happy that he was left alone, and he said that Jiang Siming wanted to take his daughter or something.
Thinking about it now, Mr. Ma also wanted to hide his face and run away.
She had to clean up this girl when she went back, her father's face was lost.
Jiang Siming saw how their father and daughter were like this, and he guessed it.
"Haha, it's okay, just kidding, President Ma don't care."
"Thank you, thank you President Jiang for understanding, I'm so embarrassed that I just said that to you." President Ma said ashamed.
Jiang Siming was happy, and said jokingly: "Mr. Ma, you also have such a funny side. I heard that your penguins were deceived a few days ago, and you mistakenly thought it was the old godmother who sued them and finally lost the case. Is this something?"
Mr. Ma felt even more embarrassed when he heard it. Recently, this news did come from their Penguin.
In order to get the gift packs in the game, several players who played Koukou Speed lied to the Penguin department to say that they were the agent of Lao Ganma and asked them to advertise.
These players easily deceived Penguin's trust by using Lao Ganma's "Carrot Chapter". Penguin believed it was true and really advertised them in the car.
Moreover, he was defrauded of 16 million yuan. Later, Penguin asked Lao Gan Ma for money, but Lao Gan Ma did not give it.
Penguin thought they had breached the contract, so in a fit of anger, Lao Gan Ma sued.
Later, it became clear that the penguin had been fooled...
After that, the news went viral and became a joke on Gulu Weibo.
Netizens commented on the "fun goose injustice" incident, what to do with the goose, it's a foolish goose, old swan, these stalks are everywhere.
When Jiang Siming saw the news, his stomach hurts with laughter.
You must know that Penguin is very bullish in the lawsuit. Known as Nanshan Pizza Hut, I didn't expect this ever-victorious general to lose in this lawsuit.
It is estimated that it was the police who reported to Mr. Tao from Laoganma's chairman: I didn't even look to provoke them, the police were all the old women who helped to report!
In the eyes of Jiang Siming, the penguin used to have a fierce look, high-pitched, and shouted three words to everyone domineering: Quickly recharge!
Now after this is, Jiang Siming knows that Penguin... is a silly white sweet!
Victimized Goose (wronged): They lied to me and prostituted me. They didn't pay me, and they laughed...
Now hearing Jiang Siming talk about it again, Mr. Ma's face is really embarrassed.
Quickly leave a few words of courtesy, and Mr. Ma, like his daughter, hurriedly slipped away.
······
The day after Jiang Siming finished the Chinese martial arts class, the country ushered in the college entrance examination time.
Jiang Siming also became a teacher again, but this time he was not a teacher of Chinese martial arts class, but an invigilator.
Jiang Siming got up earlier today. After all, the college entrance examination started at nine o'clock, so he had to go early.
Also try to run as many examination rooms as possible.
"Pick up [College Entrance Examination Certificate] golden fragments*1 (1/1), the number of fragments is full, you can use it directly."
[College Entrance Examination Certificate]: One-time consumables, you can use this certificate to participate in the college entrance examination invigilation. All students who are invigilated by you will receive the greatest encouragement and perform their best.
There will be no rewards for this certificate. It is purely for encouraging college entrance examination students and can be used or not.
This certificate can very well help the candidates to write like a **** to play their best level.
Although he was not paid at all, Jiang Siming still wanted to do this.
He has also gone through the college entrance examination and knows the importance of the college entrance examination to children. He also knows that some of the originally excellent candidates have the pressure and self-blame emotions once they fail to perform well because of tension.
In his college entrance examination year, the school had an excellent seed that often ranked in the top three.
At that time, all the teachers in Nantian Middle School thought he would definitely be able to pass Tsinghua and Peking University. However, on the day of the college entrance examination, the child was under too much pressure to pass the exam.
After the exam, this person jumped straight off the building...
At that time, it caused a great sensation in the southern sky.
Jiang Siming thinks about it now and feels sorry. On the one hand, the child's psychological quality is too poor, and on the other hand, it is because the child is really under great pressure.
Jiang Siming is like doing his own little effort to help one by one.
After getting up this morning, Jiang Siming took a look at the time after washing up. It was still early, after seven o'clock, he planned to go to the kitchen to make breakfast for his wives before going.
Open the door first and look at the weather. Damn it, it's raining again.
Recently, the rainy weather has been very serious, and there have been unstoppable heavy rains all over China.
It also caused the floods to surge and floods everywhere.
By the way, he has a [Meteorological Modification Map]!
The black fragment Jiang Siming got from One Piece the day before yesterday.
A very powerful artifact to control the weather.
"Pick up [Meteorological Modification Map] Black Fragment*1 (1/1). The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."
[Meteorological modification map]: Use this map to modify the weather, climate and temperature adjustments of any part of the earth within a week.
Note: After each use, there is a 48-hour cooling time.
"The rainy season must be controlled."
Jiang Siming began to take out a weather modification map, using the time of going to the toilet, on the toilet, all the heavy rains in various regions of China were modified.
As long as there is continuous rainstorm weather in any place, he will adjust them.
[Author's digression]: Second more~
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Ma Manman saw that his father didn't know what he said to Jiang Siming, and he went straight to Ma Manman, his tone seemed not very polite.
And Jiang Siming also looked at him with a surprised look.
Ma Manman's whole body is not good, and his whole body is like being thrown into the steamer in an instant, so red that it can smoke!
I boasted a prank and told my dad that he was in love with Jiang Siming, but I didn't expect my dad to go to Jiang Siming to say it.
Although I don't know what they said, looking at the tone of his father and Jiang Siming's innocent eyes, Ma Manman also knew that Jiang Siming must have known it.
This is like a boy telling his father that he is in a relationship with a female classmate.
The girl classmate is the school goddess, and my father believed that it was true. He ran to find the goddess classmate and scorned her. He disapproved of them being together.
This kind of embarrassment, from the inside to the outside, people don’t even know him...
Ma Manman wants to cry, dad, I will tease you, why do you take it seriously.
Mr. Ma and Jiang Siming talked for a while, only to realize that they seemed to be really surprised and innocent.
After asking carefully, I realized that my daughter was talking nonsense.
Mr. Ma was so angry that he shouted to Ma Manman on the spot: "Manman, come here for me!"
Ma Manman blushed like a monkey butt, where there is still courage to pass.
"Dad, I was wrong, I just teased you, I'll go back first, bye, Teacher Jiang, sorry, goodbye."
After speaking, Ma Manman covered her face and left. She couldn't stay in this place for a moment, it was too shameful~
Mr. Ma watched her daughter run away and was furious. Didn't she leave this embarrassing place to herself?
"That... President Jiang, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm really sorry."
President Ma smiled awkwardly at Jiang Siming.
Just now, he was so happy that he was left alone, and he said that Jiang Siming wanted to take his daughter or something.
Thinking about it now, Mr. Ma also wanted to hide his face and run away.
She had to clean up this girl when she went back, her father's face was lost.
Jiang Siming saw how their father and daughter were like this, and he guessed it.
"Haha, it's okay, just kidding, President Ma don't care."
"Thank you, thank you President Jiang for understanding, I'm so embarrassed that I just said that to you." President Ma said ashamed.
Jiang Siming was happy, and said jokingly: "Mr. Ma, you also have such a funny side. I heard that your penguins were deceived a few days ago, and you mistakenly thought it was the old godmother who sued them and finally lost the case. Is this something?"
Mr. Ma felt even more embarrassed when he heard it. Recently, this news did come from their Penguin.
In order to get the gift packs in the game, several players who played Koukou Speed lied to the Penguin department to say that they were the agent of Lao Ganma and asked them to advertise.
These players easily deceived Penguin's trust by using Lao Ganma's "Carrot Chapter". Penguin believed it was true and really advertised them in the car.
Moreover, he was defrauded of 16 million yuan. Later, Penguin asked Lao Gan Ma for money, but Lao Gan Ma did not give it.
Penguin thought they had breached the contract, so in a fit of anger, Lao Gan Ma sued.
Later, it became clear that the penguin had been fooled...
After that, the news went viral and became a joke on Gulu Weibo.
Netizens commented on the "fun goose injustice" incident, what to do with the goose, it's a foolish goose, old swan, these stalks are everywhere.
When Jiang Siming saw the news, his stomach hurts with laughter.
You must know that Penguin is very bullish in the lawsuit. Known as Nanshan Pizza Hut, I didn't expect this ever-victorious general to lose in this lawsuit.
It is estimated that it was the police who reported to Mr. Tao from Laoganma's chairman: I didn't even look to provoke them, the police were all the old women who helped to report!
In the eyes of Jiang Siming, the penguin used to have a fierce look, high-pitched, and shouted three words to everyone domineering: Quickly recharge!
Now after this is, Jiang Siming knows that Penguin... is a silly white sweet!
Victimized Goose (wronged): They lied to me and prostituted me. They didn't pay me, and they laughed...
Now hearing Jiang Siming talk about it again, Mr. Ma's face is really embarrassed.
Quickly leave a few words of courtesy, and Mr. Ma, like his daughter, hurriedly slipped away.
······
The day after Jiang Siming finished the Chinese martial arts class, the country ushered in the college entrance examination time.
Jiang Siming also became a teacher again, but this time he was not a teacher of Chinese martial arts class, but an invigilator.
Jiang Siming got up earlier today. After all, the college entrance examination started at nine o'clock, so he had to go early.
Also try to run as many examination rooms as possible.
"Pick up [College Entrance Examination Certificate] golden fragments*1 (1/1), the number of fragments is full, you can use it directly."
[College Entrance Examination Certificate]: One-time consumables, you can use this certificate to participate in the college entrance examination invigilation. All students who are invigilated by you will receive the greatest encouragement and perform their best.
There will be no rewards for this certificate. It is purely for encouraging college entrance examination students and can be used or not.
This certificate can very well help the candidates to write like a **** to play their best level.
Although he was not paid at all, Jiang Siming still wanted to do this.
He has also gone through the college entrance examination and knows the importance of the college entrance examination to children. He also knows that some of the originally excellent candidates have the pressure and self-blame emotions once they fail to perform well because of tension.
In his college entrance examination year, the school had an excellent seed that often ranked in the top three.
At that time, all the teachers in Nantian Middle School thought he would definitely be able to pass Tsinghua and Peking University. However, on the day of the college entrance examination, the child was under too much pressure to pass the exam.
After the exam, this person jumped straight off the building...
At that time, it caused a great sensation in the southern sky.
Jiang Siming thinks about it now and feels sorry. On the one hand, the child's psychological quality is too poor, and on the other hand, it is because the child is really under great pressure.
Jiang Siming is like doing his own little effort to help one by one.
After getting up this morning, Jiang Siming took a look at the time after washing up. It was still early, after seven o'clock, he planned to go to the kitchen to make breakfast for his wives before going.
Open the door first and look at the weather. Damn it, it's raining again.
Recently, the rainy weather has been very serious, and there have been unstoppable heavy rains all over China.
It also caused the floods to surge and floods everywhere.
By the way, he has a [Meteorological Modification Map]!
The black fragment Jiang Siming got from One Piece the day before yesterday.
A very powerful artifact to control the weather.
"Pick up [Meteorological Modification Map] Black Fragment*1 (1/1). The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."
[Meteorological modification map]: Use this map to modify the weather, climate and temperature adjustments of any part of the earth within a week.
Note: After each use, there is a 48-hour cooling time.
"The rainy season must be controlled."
Jiang Siming began to take out a weather modification map, using the time of going to the toilet, on the toilet, all the heavy rains in various regions of China were modified.
As long as there is continuous rainstorm weather in any place, he will adjust them.
[Author's digression]: Second more~
Ma Manman saw that his father didn't know what he said to Jiang Siming, and he went straight to Ma Manman, his tone seemed not very polite.And Jiang Siming also looked at him with a surprised look.Ma Manman's whole body is not good, and his whole body is like being thrown into the steamer in an instant, so red that it can smoke!I boasted a prank and told my dad that he was in love with Jiang Siming, but I didn't expect my dad to go to Jiang Siming to say it.Although I don't know what they said, looking at the tone of his father and Jiang Siming's innocent eyes, Ma Manman also knew that Jiang Siming must have known it.This is like a boy telling his father that he is in a relationship with a female classmate.The girl classmate is the school goddess, and my father believed that it was true. He ran to find the goddess classmate and scorned her. He disapproved of them being together.This kind of embarrassment, from the inside to the outside, people don't even know him...Ma Manman wants to cry, dad, I will tease you, why do you take it seriously.Mr. Ma and Jiang Siming talked for a while, only to realize that they seemed to be really surprised and innocent.After asking carefully, I realized that my daughter was talking nonsense.Mr. Ma was so angry that he shouted to Ma Manman on the spot: "Manman, come here for me!"Ma Manman blushed like a monkey butt, where there is still courage to pass."Dad, I was wrong, I just teased you, I'll go back first, bye, Teacher Jiang, sorry, goodbye."After speaking, Ma Manman covered her face and left. She couldn't stay in this place for a moment, it was too shameful~Mr. Ma watched her daughter run away and was furious. Didn't she leave this embarrassing place to herself?"That... President Jiang, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm really sorry."President Ma smiled awkwardly at Jiang Siming.Just now, he was so happy that he was left alone, and he said that Jiang Siming wanted to take his daughter or something.Thinking about it now, Mr. Ma also wanted to hide his face and run away.She had to clean up this girl when she went back, her father's face was lost.Jiang Siming saw how their father and daughter were like this, and he guessed it."Haha, it's okay, just kidding, President Ma don't care.""Thank you, thank you President Jiang for understanding, I'm so embarrassed that I just said that to you." President Ma said ashamed.Jiang Siming was happy, and said jokingly: "Mr. Ma, you also have such a funny side. I heard that your penguins were deceived a few days ago, and you mistakenly thought it was the old godmother who sued them and finally lost the case. Is this something?"Mr. Ma felt even more embarrassed when he heard it. Recently, this news did come from their Penguin.In order to get the gift packs in the game, several players who played Koukou Speed lied to the Penguin department to say that they were the agent of Lao Ganma and asked them to advertise.These players easily deceived Penguin's trust by using Lao Ganma's "Carrot Chapter". Penguin believed it was true and really advertised them in the car.Moreover, he was defrauded of 16 million yuan. Later, Penguin asked Lao Gan Ma for money, but Lao Gan Ma did not give it.Penguin thought they had breached the contract, so in a fit of anger, Lao Gan Ma sued.Later, it became clear that the penguin had been fooled...After that, the news went viral and became a joke on Gulu Weibo.Netizens commented on the "fun goose injustice" incident, what to do with the goose, it's a foolish goose, old swan, these stalks are everywhere.When Jiang Siming saw the news, his stomach hurts with laughter.You must know that Penguin is very bullish in the lawsuit. Known as Nanshan Pizza Hut, I didn't expect this ever-victorious general to lose in this lawsuit.It is estimated that it was the police who reported to Mr. Tao from Laoganma's chairman: I didn't even look to provoke them, the police were all the old women who helped to report!In the eyes of Jiang Siming, the penguin used to have a fierce look, high-pitched, and shouted three words to everyone domineering: Quickly recharge!Now after this is, Jiang Siming knows that Penguin... is a silly white sweet!Victimized Goose wronged: They lied to me and prostituted me. They didn't pay me, and they laughed...Now hearing Jiang Siming talk about it again, Mr. Ma's face is really embarrassed.Quickly leave a few words of courtesy, and Mr. Ma, like his daughter, hurriedly slipped away.The day after Jiang Siming finished the Chinese martial arts class, the country ushered in the college entrance examination time.Jiang Siming also became a teacher again, but this time he was not a teacher of Chinese martial arts class, but an invigilator.Jiang Siming got up earlier today. After all, the college entrance examination started at nine o'clock, so he had to go early.Also try to run as many examination rooms as possible."Pick up College Entrance Examination Certificate golden fragments*1 1/1, the number of fragments is full, you can use it directly."College Entrance Examination Certificate: One-time consumables, you can use this certificate to participate in the college entrance examination invigilation. All students who are invigilated by you will receive the greatest encouragement and perform their best.There will be no rewards for this certificate. It is purely for encouraging college entrance examination students and can be used or not.This certificate can very well help the candidates to write like a **** to play their best level.Although he was not paid at all, Jiang Siming still wanted to do this.He has also gone through the college entrance examination and knows the importance of the college entrance examination to children. He also knows that some of the originally excellent candidates have the pressure and self-blame emotions once they fail to perform well because of tension.In his college entrance examination year, the school had an excellent seed that often ranked in the top three.At that time, all the teachers in Nantian Middle School thought he would definitely be able to pass Tsinghua and Peking University. However, on the day of the college entrance examination, the child was under too much pressure to pass the exam.After the exam, this person jumped straight off the building...At that time, it caused a great sensation in the southern sky.Jiang Siming thinks about it now and feels sorry. On the one hand, the child's psychological quality is too poor, and on the other hand, it is because the child is really under great pressure.Jiang Siming is like doing his own little effort to help one by one.After getting up this morning, Jiang Siming took a look at the time after washing up. It was still early, after seven o'clock, he planned to go to the kitchen to make breakfast for his wives before going.Open the door first and look at the weather. Damn it, it's raining again.Recently, the rainy weather has been very serious, and there have been unstoppable heavy rains all over China.It also caused the floods to surge and floods everywhere.By the way, he has a Meteorological Modification Map!The black fragment Jiang Siming got from One Piece the day before yesterday.A very powerful artifact to control the weather."Pick up Meteorological Modification Map Black Fragment*1 1/1. The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."Meteorological modification map: Use this map to modify the weather, climate and temperature adjustments of any part of the earth within a week.Note: After each use, there is a 48-hour cooling time."The rainy season must be controlled."Jiang Siming began to take out a weather modification map, using the time of going to the toilet, on the toilet, all the heavy rains in various regions of China were modified.As long as there is continuous rainstorm weather in any place, he will adjust them.Author's digression: Second more~
