Chapter 321: Episode 320: Rice Terrorism Takes Control
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As I submerged the city of Goumassis and watched the enemy move... a man jumped out of the city wall with something.
Then, give him a big splash and land in the water.
Now it's an unspeakable wreckage, floating on the surface.
"Why jump in? I mean... that's the pot that that guy had, right? Are you psychologically trapped and out of your mind?
"That's right, Jink. A cushion that suppresses the impact when you land on water, or magic equipment, is useless... even if you have a pot."
Gilbert was right, and the man who actually chewed the dive was hit on the surface and killed instantly.
Like his life, a pot shattered in dust.
I'm not interested in pottery... but I wonder if it was so important to him that he couldn't give up?
"You guys don't understand ~. He's just an idiot."
Me and Gilbert, thinking about the enemy's strange behavior... Dan stroked my head from behind.
"He instinctively searched for an escape route and jumped off without thinking about what would happen if he was struck by the water. That pot is probably a pumice replacement."
"No, to the boulder....."
You won't do such reckless things in a situation where your life is at stake!
"There are a certain number of idiots everywhere. Don't let your enemies understand your maneuvers... common sense people don't know how stupid you feel. I'm wasting my time thinking about it."
Behind Dan, the three < Holy Flames > and the maids nodded.
"I see. I'm not interested in dead enemies, and I won't think about it."
Indeed, I didn't understand Elliot's idea either.
Maybe that's what happens when all adults shake their necks vertically.
As I regained my vigilance and adjusted the water level, I continued to observe the enemy... this time, several wooden planks were dropped from above the wall.
And the longer it reaches the surface, the rope ladder is also lowered.
"As Dan said, did the man just do it? Now you're going to use decent tools based on your mistakes."
As far as the rope ladder is concerned, it was dropped off away from the Gorman perimeter... ignoring my boss's orders and running away.
"You guys! Hurry up and shoot those bastards! Or we need to get him somewhere safe! Don't let him use his extra health!
You can't be loyal to an incompetent lord who can't even make a sound when giving orders and abusing magic tools... to deliver his voice to his enemies.
Incidentally, arrows like rain are falling on us from earlier... but since Ian and Esther are defending themselves with the wind magic, none of the victims are out.
Rather, it's like a bonus stage because a good artisanal arrow falls for free.
"Oniisama. Several hostiles escaped using a ladder. Shall we take care of it?
"It's okay. Thank you for your report, Esther."
I could have burned the rope ladder with fire magic... but it was a corner, and I decided to let them show it to me.
"It's hard to control, so I'll do it here. Gilbert, I don't think it's a big neck, is it?
"Of course, Zink. Good luck!"
Grabbed by a piece of wood he dropped earlier, he fires a fire arrow at the swimming enemy.
To lower the enemy's tension, the arrow that dared to take its aim off their neck... left nothing behind and pierced their right shoulder.
"Wow!! Hot, hot!?
Water! Immerse yourself in water and put out the fire!
Target the left arm before they finish extinguishing the fire.
Then, put plenty of MP in your right arm so you can't extinguish the fire...
"No! Help me, I don't wanna die!!
"Okay, I surrender! I surrender, only me!
Their hearts were easily broken when they escaped using a ladder under a trembling attack that did not take their lives.
"The important thing in a water attack is to break the other person's feelings. If we hear the screams of those who were on our side just now... the motivation of our enemies will drop even more."
"The rest is incitement, Mr. Zink."
"Yes, Gilberto. It's time to set it up!
Place a flag with a message visible to the enemy.
Give me the necks of the border guards and executives and all the money in the city. Then I'll consider your treatment ~
It doesn't say "help” just to “consider”... but it's upsetting to be able to engage in such psychological warfare under unfavourable circumstances.
If you're not a popular Goumann Border Boy, that's a good thing.
Take the tail back from your subordinates that you've been bullying.
"Give me a break! If you were born inferior, you'd distort your personality!? Don't think my army's unity is shaken by this, motherfuckers!!
You got a message, you fussy Gorman frontier guy.
"Yeah, exactly what I was aiming for! You're angry at me."
"Thanks to Gilberto's brilliant operation. Come on, let's stir it up!
A dragon meat barbecue party is held while the wind magically smells the city.
If you don't weigh yourself and eat it with all your allies... the aroma of yakiniku's appetite will upset the enemy's heart.
"Nh!! This juicy, sweet fat makes you sick no matter how many times you eat it."
"Oniisama. Nina also prepared a skewer with plenty of vanilla!
"Sounds delicious. Nina, give me one!
Yes, master ♪
"Thank you."
In order to detect signs, the enemy soldier's intent to kill is caught.
If that's not enough... next time we'll build an open-air bath where we can see them, bathe naked and provoke them.
I can't get rid of the Love Rabbit with Nina on Couple Straw.
"Master, the enemy is raising a flag."
Listening to Ian and checking on the city... the flag of surrender was raised in a well-visible position on the city wall.
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As I submerged the city of Goumassis and watched the enemy move... a man jumped out of the city wall with something.
Then, give him a big splash and land in the water.
Now it's an unspeakable wreckage, floating on the surface.
"Why jump in? I mean... that's the pot that that guy had, right? Are you psychologically trapped and out of your mind?
"That's right, Jink. A cushion that suppresses the impact when you land on water, or magic equipment, is useless... even if you have a pot."
Gilbert was right, and the man who actually chewed the dive was hit on the surface and killed instantly.
Like his life, a pot shattered in dust.
I'm not interested in pottery... but I wonder if it was so important to him that he couldn't give up?
"You guys don't understand ~. He's just an idiot."
Me and Gilbert, thinking about the enemy's strange behavior... Dan stroked my head from behind.
"He instinctively searched for an escape route and jumped off without thinking about what would happen if he was struck by the water. That pot is probably a pumice replacement."
"No, to the boulder....."
You won't do such reckless things in a situation where your life is at stake!
"There are a certain number of idiots everywhere. Don't let your enemies understand your maneuvers... common sense people don't know how stupid you feel. I'm wasting my time thinking about it."
Behind Dan, the three < Holy Flames > and the maids nodded.
"I see. I'm not interested in dead enemies, and I won't think about it."
Indeed, I didn't understand Elliot's idea either.
Maybe that's what happens when all adults shake their necks vertically.
As I regained my vigilance and adjusted the water level, I continued to observe the enemy... this time, several wooden planks were dropped from above the wall.
And the longer it reaches the surface, the rope ladder is also lowered.
"As Dan said, did the man just do it? Now you're going to use decent tools based on your mistakes."
As far as the rope ladder is concerned, it was dropped off away from the Gorman perimeter... ignoring my boss's orders and running away.
"You guys! Hurry up and shoot those bastards! Or we need to get him somewhere safe! Don't let him use his extra health!
You can't be loyal to an incompetent lord who can't even make a sound when giving orders and abusing magic tools... to deliver his voice to his enemies.
Incidentally, arrows like rain are falling on us from earlier... but since Ian and Esther are defending themselves with the wind magic, none of the victims are out.
Rather, it's like a bonus stage because a good artisanal arrow falls for free.
"Oniisama. Several hostiles escaped using a ladder. Shall we take care of it?
"It's okay. Thank you for your report, Esther."
I could have burned the rope ladder with fire magic... but it was a corner, and I decided to let them show it to me.
"It's hard to control, so I'll do it here. Gilbert, I don't think it's a big neck, is it?
"Of course, Zink. Good luck!"
Grabbed by a piece of wood he dropped earlier, he fires a fire arrow at the swimming enemy.
To lower the enemy's tension, the arrow that dared to take its aim off their neck... left nothing behind and pierced their right shoulder.
"Wow!! Hot, hot!?
Water! Immerse yourself in water and put out the fire!
Target the left arm before they finish extinguishing the fire.
Then, put plenty of MP in your right arm so you can't extinguish the fire...
"No! Help me, I don't wanna die!!
"Okay, I surrender! I surrender, only me!
Their hearts were easily broken when they escaped using a ladder under a trembling attack that did not take their lives.
"The important thing in a water attack is to break the other person's feelings. If we hear the screams of those who were on our side just now... the motivation of our enemies will drop even more."
"The rest is incitement, Mr. Zink."
"Yes, Gilberto. It's time to set it up!
Place a flag with a message visible to the enemy.
Give me the necks of the border guards and executives and all the money in the city. Then I'll consider your treatment ~
It doesn't say "help” just to “consider”... but it's upsetting to be able to engage in such psychological warfare under unfavourable circumstances.
If you're not a popular Goumann Border Boy, that's a good thing.
Take the tail back from your subordinates that you've been bullying.
"Give me a break! If you were born inferior, you'd distort your personality!? Don't think my army's unity is shaken by this, motherfuckers!!
You got a message, you fussy Gorman frontier guy.
"Yeah, exactly what I was aiming for! You're angry at me."
"Thanks to Gilberto's brilliant operation. Come on, let's stir it up!
A dragon meat barbecue party is held while the wind magically smells the city.
If you don't weigh yourself and eat it with all your allies... the aroma of yakiniku's appetite will upset the enemy's heart.
"Nh!! This juicy, sweet fat makes you sick no matter how many times you eat it."
"Oniisama. Nina also prepared a skewer with plenty of vanilla!
"Sounds delicious. Nina, give me one!
Yes, master ♪
"Thank you."
In order to detect signs, the enemy soldier's intent to kill is caught.
If that's not enough... next time we'll build an open-air bath where we can see them, bathe naked and provoke them.
I can't get rid of the Love Rabbit with Nina on Couple Straw.
"Master, the enemy is raising a flag."
Listening to Ian and checking on the city... the flag of surrender was raised in a well-visible position on the city wall.
As I submerged the city of Goumassis and watched the enemy move... a man jumped out of the city wall with something.Then, give him a big splash and land in the water.Now it's an unspeakable wreckage, floating on the surface."Why jump in? I mean... that's the pot that that guy had, right? Are you psychologically trapped and out of your mind? "That's right, Jink. A cushion that suppresses the impact when you land on water, or magic equipment, is useless... even if you have a pot."Gilbert was right, and the man who actually chewed the dive was hit on the surface and killed instantly.Like his life, a pot shattered in dust.I'm not interested in pottery... but I wonder if it was so important to him that he couldn't give up?"You guys don't understand ~. He's just an idiot."Me and Gilbert, thinking about the enemy's strange behavior... Dan stroked my head from behind."He instinctively searched for an escape route and jumped off without thinking about what would happen if he was struck by the water. That pot is probably a pumice replacement.""No, to the boulder....."You won't do such reckless things in a situation where your life is at stake!"There are a certain number of idiots everywhere. Don't let your enemies understand your maneuvers... common sense people don't know how stupid you feel. I'm wasting my time thinking about it."Behind Dan, the three Holy Flames and the maids nodded."I see. I'm not interested in dead enemies, and I won't think about it."Indeed, I didn't understand Elliot's idea either.Maybe that's what happens when all adults shake their necks vertically.As I regained my vigilance and adjusted the water level, I continued to observe the enemy... this time, several wooden planks were dropped from above the wall.And the longer it reaches the surface, the rope ladder is also lowered."As Dan said, did the man just do it? Now you're going to use decent tools based on your mistakes."As far as the rope ladder is concerned, it was dropped off away from the Gorman perimeter... ignoring my boss's orders and running away."You guys! Hurry up and shoot those bastards! Or we need to get him somewhere safe! Don't let him use his extra health! You can't be loyal to an incompetent lord who can't even make a sound when giving orders and abusing magic tools... to deliver his voice to his enemies.Incidentally, arrows like rain are falling on us from earlier... but since Ian and Esther are defending themselves with the wind magic, none of the victims are out.Rather, it's like a bonus stage because a good artisanal arrow falls for free."Oniisama. Several hostiles escaped using a ladder. Shall we take care of it? "It's okay. Thank you for your report, Esther."I could have burned the rope ladder with fire magic... but it was a corner, and I decided to let them show it to me."It's hard to control, so I'll do it here. Gilbert, I don't think it's a big neck, is it? "Of course, Zink. Good luck!"Grabbed by a piece of wood he dropped earlier, he fires a fire arrow at the swimming enemy.To lower the enemy's tension, the arrow that dared to take its aim off their neck... left nothing behind and pierced their right shoulder."Wow!! Hot, hot!? Water! Immerse yourself in water and put out the fire! Target the left arm before they finish extinguishing the fire.Then, put plenty of MP in your right arm so you can't extinguish the fire..."No! Help me, I don't wanna die!! "Okay, I surrender! I surrender, only me! Their hearts were easily broken when they escaped using a ladder under a trembling attack that did not take their lives."The important thing in a water attack is to break the other person's feelings. If we hear the screams of those who were on our side just now... the motivation of our enemies will drop even more.""The rest is incitement, Mr. Zink.""Yes, Gilberto. It's time to set it up! Place a flag with a message visible to the enemy.Give me the necks of the border guards and executives and all the money in the city. Then I'll consider your treatment ~It doesn't say "help just to consider... but it's upsetting to be able to engage in such psychological warfare under unfavourable circumstances.If you're not a popular Goumann Border Boy, that's a good thing.Take the tail back from your subordinates that you've been bullying."Give me a break! If you were born inferior, you'd distort your personality!? Don't think my army's unity is shaken by this, motherfuckers!! You got a message, you fussy Gorman frontier guy."Yeah, exactly what I was aiming for! You're angry at me.""Thanks to Gilberto's brilliant operation. Come on, let's stir it up! A dragon meat barbecue party is held while the wind magically smells the city.If you don't weigh yourself and eat it with all your allies... the aroma of yakiniku's appetite will upset the enemy's heart."Nh!! This juicy, sweet fat makes you sick no matter how many times you eat it.""Oniisama. Nina also prepared a skewer with plenty of vanilla! "Sounds delicious. Nina, give me one! Yes, master "Thank you."In order to detect signs, the enemy soldier's intent to kill is caught.If that's not enough... next time we'll build an open-air bath where we can see them, bathe naked and provoke them.I can't get rid of the Love Rabbit with Nina on Couple Straw."Master, the enemy is raising a flag."Listening to Ian and checking on the city... the flag of surrender was raised in a well-visible position on the city wall.
