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Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 242

Published at 10th of May 2023 10:50:58 AM


Chapter 242

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“Well, you two should stop arguing.” Shinpachi walked out to mediate and then looked at Kagura, who was holding potato chips and eating on the treadmill. He stretched out his index finger and shook it, saying earnestly, “Kagura-chan, there is no shortcut to losing weight.”

“But…” Kagura said vaguely while stuffing potato chips into her mouth.

“There is no but!” Gintoki couldn’t help but shout, “If you want to lose weight, put down the things in your hands!”

Then, Gintoki spat impatiently and continued, “Speaking of which, this is your own business. You even dragged us all here to accompany you, which is troublesome, you stinking brat.”

After speaking, Gintoki turned around and said, “Hey, Shinpachi, let’s go. You didn’t reject today’s client, did you?”

“Oh…” Shinpachi responded and quickly followed. On the way, he didn’t forget to turn around and shout at Kagura, “You can do it, Kagura-chan!”



After Kawaki compensated the gym for the treadmill at the front desk, he returned to his original spot and found Kagura squatting in the corner with a disappointed face.

At this time, Kagura was squatting in the corner of the gym, stuffing snacks into her mouth crazily. At the same time, tears were still swirling in her eyes. Around Kagura, a group of young ladies with great figures gathered. At this time, they were surrounding Kagura and whispering. They were also constantly laughing.

When Kawaki saw this, he immediately rushed over and pulled Kagura away, but the awkward thing was that he didn’t pull her… This time, the surrounding young ladies laughed even louder.



In the barbecue shop.

“Kagura-chan, don’t be unhappy.” Kawaki comforted Kagura, who was sitting opposite him, “This is your favorite barbecue! Alright, hurry up and eat!”

“Little uncle…” Kagura raised her head pitifully and looked at Kawaki, “Am I not going back to my original appearance…”

“In short, you should swallow the barbecue in your mouth first before you speak…”

“Gulp…” After hearing this, Kagura swallowed the meat in her mouth in one breath. Then, she sniffed her nose and looked at the kids who were running and playing on the road outside the window. “I… I also want to be like them… Woo…”

“Don’t cry, don’t cry,” Kawaki quickly comforted her. At the same time, he pushed the tissue paper on the table toward Kagura, “There will be a way! Little uncle will definitely think of a way to make you like them! “

“Really?” Kagura raised her head and looked at Kawaki pitifully.

“Of course! You eat first. Let me think of a way.” Kawaki promised confidently. Then, he hugged his arm and closed his eyes to start thinking. He kept muttering to himself, “Losing weight… exercise… sweating… losing weight… sweating… losing weight… sweating!! Yes! It’s sweating!”

Kawaki suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Kagura with a serious face, “I know! An easy way to lose weight!”

“Really?!” Kagura said in surprise. At the same time, she poured the last plate of barbecue into her mouth.

“Leave it to little uncle; it will be all right!” Kawaki patted his chest, then stood up, “Let’s go! Little uncle will take you to sweat!”

“Oh!” After responding, Kagura staggered up.



Thirty minutes later.

At this moment, Kagura’s head was covered in sweat as she looked at Kawaki with a pained expression.

“I can’t take it anymore… I have already reached my limit-aru…”

“No!” Kawaki looked at Kagura with a serious face, “How can you give up halfway? There is no shortcut on the road to lose weight!”

“But…” Kagura still wanted to say something, but she was stared at by Kawaki and swallowed the latter half of the sentence.

“I also know that it’s very hard,” Kawaki sighed softly, and his tone became much gentler, “But I had no choice but to do this in order for you to lose weight. I’m really sorry, Kagura-chan. Alright, this is the last piece, and it’s over.”

With that said, Kawaki fished out the last piece of beef from the bottom of the pot full of red peppers floating in front of him and put it on the plate in front of Kagura.

“At least…” Kagura looked at the beef that had been boiled into the same color as chili peppers and felt a shadow in her heart, “At least give me a cup of ice water-aru…”

“No!” Kawaki shouted seriously, “This is the method I thought of to make you sweat so that you can quickly lose weight! You absolutely can not rely on something like ice water!”

In the end, Kagura, who could not persuade Kawaki, chose to close her eyes and swallow the beef on the plate in pain.

Coincidentally, this scene was seen by a naturally wavy hair and a glasses who had just passed by the window.

The next moment, the two of them kicked the glass window and Kawaki at the same time.

“What the hell are you doing!” Gintoki pointed at Kawaki, who was lying on the ground angrily, and scolded, “Is this your so-called weight loss?! It’s obviously no different from usual!”

“I just think that losing weight requires exercise, and the ultimate purpose of an exercise is sweating,” Kawaki explained as he got up, “So if we omit the exercise, the final equation is: sweat = weight loss! Simple, the permutation is done!”

“Your head really should be treated!” Gintoki said anxiously, “How could it be possible to set up that kind of thing? If that’s the case, wouldn’t it be faster to take her directly to the sweat?”

“Oh!” Kawaki praised, “As expected of Gintoki. He could even think of such a method.”

“Shut up, you idiot!” Gintoki was infuriated by this idiot, “I can’t use that method!”

“You’re right,” Shinpachi shrugged, looked at Kawaki, and said, “Although we understand why Kawaki-san wants to help Kagura-chan, Kawaki-san’s method has no effect on Kagura-chan’s weight loss at all.”

“No way!” Kawaki was surprised, “That is the ultimate method that I thought about for a long time! If I can successfully set up a weight loss company, I can definitely earn a lot of money and redeem myself from Yoshiwara!”

“How is that possible!” Gintoki cursed, “What “to redeem myself from Yoshiwara?” When did you sell yourself to Yoshiwara? ! “

“Do you still have the nerve to say that” Kawaki retorted, “Wasn’t it because of you that I was mortgaged to Yoshiwara?! You heartless man!”

“Hey! Don’t say anymore!” Gintoki hurriedly stopped him, “What kind of terrible line is this? Everyone around is looking at us! Bastard!”

“Dare to do it or not? You bastard! ” Kawaki rolled his eyes and scolded.

When the people around heard this, they began to whisper.

[He obviously handsome, but he’s a gay], [what a pity], [that naturally wavy hair is really too much~] and so on…

Of course, there were also a few young ladies who were excitedly discussing [Did you hear that? That handsome guy seems to be working in a certain shop in Yoshiwara~], [Do you want to go and take a look next time~] such topics.

“Shut up!” Gintoki said angrily, “Don’t cause any more misunderstandings, bastard!”

“Well, both of you, calm down,” Shinpachi finally couldn’t stand it anymore and walked out to persuade him, “The most important thing now is to let Kagura-chan lose weight, right?”

Kawaki snorted disdainfully, crossed his arms, and said, “My sweating weight loss method can’t be wrong!”

“It’s a big mistake!” Gintoki retorted with his hands crossed, “If it’s not an exercise, she wouldn’t have been able to lose a gram!”

“Is that so…” Kawaki propped up his chin and muttered. Then, he suddenly thought of something and clapped his hands together, “I understand! How about this?!”

As he spoke, Kawaki picked up the photo that he had taken for Kagura in the gym and placed them in front of the camera. Then, he took out the photo that Kagura had just eaten hotpot with sweat all over his face and combined the two together a little… The photo of Kagura moving with sweat all over his face appeared!

“Next…” Kawaki took the ballpoint pen that had appeared out of nowhere and wrote on the photo: [Just like that, several months have passed… ]

“Again?!” Gintoki kicked Kawaki away again, “It has no effect at all! What is the structure of your head?”

“Then tell me what you can do!” Kawaki got up and retorted.

“So didn’t I say it already If you want to lose weight, go exercise, don’t eat!” Gintoki shouted, “I’ve already said it several times, bastard! Did you listen to what I said?!”

“Can you stop arguing!” Shinpachi was about to explode when he heard the two arguments, “You’re in a public place right now!”

Gintoki, “Shut up! You’re just a glasses!”

Kawaki, “Shut up! Virgin glasses!”

“Hey! You two are going too far! How many times do you want me to say it? My real body is not a glasses!” Shinpachi shouted with veins popping out, “Moreover, what’s with that virgin? Are you looking down on virgin? You have to know that after the age of thirty…”

Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he was punched by Kawaki and Gintoki at the same time.

“It’s so noisy! You are just a virgin glasses!” Kawaki shouted, “Thirty years old? No! Even if you are eighty years old, you are still a virgin!”

But then, Kawaki found that Kagura, who was originally sitting in the seat, was missing, “Ah, where did Kagura-chan go?”

“I don’t know.” Gintoki rubbed his nose and waved his hand casually, “Maybe she ate too much and went to the bathroom.”

“Then it seems that my sweating weight loss method is also useful,” Kawaki murmured, “Then should I consider the company’s location.”

“I suggest that you go to the hospital and find a brain doctor to take a look first…” Gintoki curled his lips in disdain.

“What did you say?!”

The two of them started to strangle each other again…




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