Chapter 22
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"S-So... L-Let's continue with... *cough* the game *cough*... shall we?"
After getting thoroughly beaten up by my friends, I tried to continue the game.
I almost died because of their beating, though. What did I ever do to them?!?!
"After you got out of the pub, you immediately heard a warning."
"ALL ADVENTURERS GATHER! THE DEMON ARMY IS APPROACHING!"
"What will you do?"
"Join them, of course!"
"Tsk. The plebian is so annoying. Who said that I'll join them."
"What are you going to do, then?!?!"
"Nee~ Yuuji. What weapons do each of us have?"
"Haruto got one iron sword, Mio got a staff, Erika got a quarterstaff, and you have a quill."
"A quill?"
"Believe me, you'll like it."
"Hmm~~~ I guess I'll believe you for now..."
"Nii-sama! I want to join in on the slaughter spree!"
"S-sure, Mio..."
My little sister can be quite vicious, huh...
************
"After arriving on the outside of the town, you saw demons swarming everywhere. On the left, there are big demons like Giants, Ogres, and Behemoths. On the right, there are monsters like hellhounds, werewolves, and vampires. And in the centre, there are dragonkins and the demon lord himself. What will you do?"
"Mio, use your Gate of Babyl*n at the centre army!"
"Yah!!!!"
"Please roll. You need at least a 3 for a successful cast."
*Roll*
"It's an 18, Nii-sama!"
"Gate of Babyl*n was cast successfully. However, due to the dragonkin's tough skin, only 1/3 of them died."
"Hahaha! Finally, I can get a weapon! I choose to grab one of the weapons that came out from the Gate of Babyl*n!"
"You grabbed the weapon successfully. It turned out to be a sword. You can now use your ultimate skill, Starburst Str*am."
"Wahahahaha! I am now invincible!"
"As soon as the barrage from the Gate of Babyl*n ended, the demon lord noticed you and ordered all of his subordinates to attack you. What will you do now?", I smirked at them.
"Nee~ Yuuji. Can I try using my quill?"
"Sure. Try writing something."
"Then, I'll wri-"
"Oh, and don't forget that both of your arms were already chopped off, though."
"Then how am I supposed to write?!?!"
"♪"
"Oi!!!"
"Tsk, so useless. Give me that."
"You even stole my quill?!?!"
"So, Erika. What would you like to write?"
"Hmm~~~ Maybe 'Barrier'?"
"Ok, roll, please. You need at least a 3."
*Roll*
"Is this dice rigged or something?!?!"
"A 2, huh? As you wrote the word barrier in the air in front of you, you failed to control the barrier. And instead of wrapping the barrier around your party, the demon army was protected instead."
""""WHAT KIND OF B***S**** IS THIS?!?!""""
They all shouted in unison.
"What's wrong with it, though? I think that it is pretty balanced."
"Balanced my *ss. Eat my fist, Yuuji!", complained Haruto.
"Agh!"
I got punched. Again. What did I do?!?!
"A... Alright... Let's continue, shall we? The demon army is now advancing with greater speed than before. What will you all do now?"
"Hmph! It has finally come to this, huh? I'll use my Starburst Str*am to open up a path. You guys go ahead and kill the demon lord!"
"Roll, please. You need an 18, by the way."
"So biased?!?!"
*Roll*
"19! In your face, Yuuji!"
"Tsk. What a bummer.", I complained to myself.
"Hey, I heard that!!!"
"As Haruto used his Starburst Str*am to open up a path, the rest of the party is now advancing towards the demon lord. However, they encountered the four great demon general blocking their path."
"I'll use my Library of Heaven's P*th to find out their weaknesses!"
"Here's the info:
1) All of them are lolicons.
2) They also like to fight we people who have no way to retaliate.
3) Their formation is too strong to be broken by your current realm of cultivation."
After hearing that information, Mio and Erika looked at each other and nodded in unison.
"Hanako...", they both put their hands on Hanako's shoulder.
"W-What? A-Are you able to see my greatness now?"
"We will always remember you!"
"I choose to use Hanako as a decoy and rush to the demon lord with Mio!"
"As the four great demon general saw Hanako, they immediately pulled out their weapons in order to slaughter her. During that time, Erika and Mio are able to slip past them and face with the demon lord. What will you do now?"
"Railgun! Use my quarterstaff as the bullet!"
"Roll, please. You need a 14 in order for your attack to hit, by the way."
*Roll*
"14!"
"Your quarterstaff rushed towards the demon lord with great speed. However, the demon lord lifted up his left hand and used his unique skill, Infinite Bre*ker to nullify the attack."
""""Oi! That's cheating!""""
"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?! If he doesn't at least have this much capabilities, how is he supposed to fight against you cheats?!?!"
"Tsk."
"Nii-sama. I want to use my Gate of Babyl*n again!"
"Roll, please. You need a 15."
*Roll*
"16!"
"You have successfully casted the Gate of Babyl*n. However, the demon lord is able to nullify all projectiles, and thus your attack was rendered ineffective."
""""WTF are we supposed to do, then?!?!""""
"I don't know. Figure out~~~"
"Hey, everyone! I've figured out how to defeat the demon lord!"
"Mio? You really do?"
"Yeah!"
"Tell us then!"
"So, the demon lord is the boss of the game, right?"
"Right."
"And the boss of the game is controlled by the dungeon master, right?"
"Right..."
I don't like where this conversation is going...
"So if we beat up Nii-sama, we'll defeat the dungeon, right?"
"I-I have to praise your thinking this time..."
"Why didn't I think of that?!?!"
"Hoho~ Yuuji... I'll let you eat my fist again..."
Crap!
"C-Calm down, guys..."
""""Too late now..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
In the end, the demon lord was defeated by a hail of fists and kicks, and his scream echoed throughout the night...
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"S-So... L-Let's continue with... *cough* the game *cough*... shall we?"
After getting thoroughly beaten up by my friends, I tried to continue the game.
I almost died because of their beating, though. What did I ever do to them?!?!
"After you got out of the pub, you immediately heard a warning."
"ALL ADVENTURERS GATHER! THE DEMON ARMY IS APPROACHING!"
"What will you do?"
"Join them, of course!"
"Tsk. The plebian is so annoying. Who said that I'll join them."
"What are you going to do, then?!?!"
"Nee~ Yuuji. What weapons do each of us have?"
"Haruto got one iron sword, Mio got a staff, Erika got a quarterstaff, and you have a quill."
"A quill?"
"Believe me, you'll like it."
"Hmm~~~ I guess I'll believe you for now..."
"Nii-sama! I want to join in on the slaughter spree!"
"S-sure, Mio..."
My little sister can be quite vicious, huh...
************
"After arriving on the outside of the town, you saw demons swarming everywhere. On the left, there are big demons like Giants, Ogres, and Behemoths. On the right, there are monsters like hellhounds, werewolves, and vampires. And in the centre, there are dragonkins and the demon lord himself. What will you do?"
"Mio, use your Gate of Babyl*n at the centre army!"
"Yah!!!!"
"Please roll. You need at least a 3 for a successful cast."
*Roll*
"It's an 18, Nii-sama!"
"Gate of Babyl*n was cast successfully. However, due to the dragonkin's tough skin, only 1/3 of them died."
"Hahaha! Finally, I can get a weapon! I choose to grab one of the weapons that came out from the Gate of Babyl*n!"
"You grabbed the weapon successfully. It turned out to be a sword. You can now use your ultimate skill, Starburst Str*am."
"Wahahahaha! I am now invincible!"
"As soon as the barrage from the Gate of Babyl*n ended, the demon lord noticed you and ordered all of his subordinates to attack you. What will you do now?", I smirked at them.
"Nee~ Yuuji. Can I try using my quill?"
"Sure. Try writing something."
"Then, I'll wri-"
"Oh, and don't forget that both of your arms were already chopped off, though."
"Then how am I supposed to write?!?!"
"♪"
"Oi!!!"
"Tsk, so useless. Give me that."
"You even stole my quill?!?!"
"So, Erika. What would you like to write?"
"Hmm~~~ Maybe 'Barrier'?"
"Ok, roll, please. You need at least a 3."
*Roll*
"Is this dice rigged or something?!?!"
"A 2, huh? As you wrote the word barrier in the air in front of you, you failed to control the barrier. And instead of wrapping the barrier around your party, the demon army was protected instead."
""""WHAT KIND OF B***S**** IS THIS?!?!""""
They all shouted in unison.
"What's wrong with it, though? I think that it is pretty balanced."
"Balanced my *ss. Eat my fist, Yuuji!", complained Haruto.
"Agh!"
I got punched. Again. What did I do?!?!
"A... Alright... Let's continue, shall we? The demon army is now advancing with greater speed than before. What will you all do now?"
"Hmph! It has finally come to this, huh? I'll use my Starburst Str*am to open up a path. You guys go ahead and kill the demon lord!"
"Roll, please. You need an 18, by the way."
"So biased?!?!"
*Roll*
"19! In your face, Yuuji!"
"Tsk. What a bummer.", I complained to myself.
"Hey, I heard that!!!"
"As Haruto used his Starburst Str*am to open up a path, the rest of the party is now advancing towards the demon lord. However, they encountered the four great demon general blocking their path."
"I'll use my Library of Heaven's P*th to find out their weaknesses!"
"Here's the info:
1) All of them are lolicons.
2) They also like to fight we people who have no way to retaliate.
3) Their formation is too strong to be broken by your current realm of cultivation."
After hearing that information, Mio and Erika looked at each other and nodded in unison.
"Hanako...", they both put their hands on Hanako's shoulder.
"W-What? A-Are you able to see my greatness now?"
"We will always remember you!"
"I choose to use Hanako as a decoy and rush to the demon lord with Mio!"
"As the four great demon general saw Hanako, they immediately pulled out their weapons in order to slaughter her. During that time, Erika and Mio are able to slip past them and face with the demon lord. What will you do now?"
"Railgun! Use my quarterstaff as the bullet!"
"Roll, please. You need a 14 in order for your attack to hit, by the way."
*Roll*
"14!"
"Your quarterstaff rushed towards the demon lord with great speed. However, the demon lord lifted up his left hand and used his unique skill, Infinite Bre*ker to nullify the attack."
""""Oi! That's cheating!""""
"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?! If he doesn't at least have this much capabilities, how is he supposed to fight against you cheats?!?!"
"Tsk."
"Nii-sama. I want to use my Gate of Babyl*n again!"
"Roll, please. You need a 15."
*Roll*
"16!"
"You have successfully casted the Gate of Babyl*n. However, the demon lord is able to nullify all projectiles, and thus your attack was rendered ineffective."
""""WTF are we supposed to do, then?!?!""""
"I don't know. Figure out~~~"
"Hey, everyone! I've figured out how to defeat the demon lord!"
"Mio? You really do?"
"Yeah!"
"Tell us then!"
"So, the demon lord is the boss of the game, right?"
"Right."
"And the boss of the game is controlled by the dungeon master, right?"
"Right..."
I don't like where this conversation is going...
"So if we beat up Nii-sama, we'll defeat the dungeon, right?"
"I-I have to praise your thinking this time..."
"Why didn't I think of that?!?!"
"Hoho~ Yuuji... I'll let you eat my fist again..."
Crap!
"C-Calm down, guys..."
""""Too late now..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
In the end, the demon lord was defeated by a hail of fists and kicks, and his scream echoed throughout the night...
"S-So... L-Let's continue with... *cough* the game *cough*... shall we?"After getting thoroughly beaten up by my friends, I tried to continue the game.I almost died because of their beating, though. What did I ever do to them?!?!"After you got out of the pub, you immediately heard a warning.""ALL ADVENTURERS GATHER! THE DEMON ARMY IS APPROACHING!""What will you do?""Join them, of course!""Tsk. The plebian is so annoying. Who said that I'll join them.""What are you going to do, then?!?!""Nee~ Yuuji. What weapons do each of us have?""Haruto got one iron sword, Mio got a staff, Erika got a quarterstaff, and you have a quill.""A quill?""Believe me, you'll like it.""Hmm~~~ I guess I'll believe you for now...""Nii-sama! I want to join in on the slaughter spree!""S-sure, Mio..."My little sister can be quite vicious, huh...************"After arriving on the outside of the town, you saw demons swarming everywhere. On the left, there are big demons like Giants, Ogres, and Behemoths. On the right, there are monsters like hellhounds, werewolves, and vampires. And in the centre, there are dragonkins and the demon lord himself. What will you do?""Mio, use your Gate of Babyl*n at the centre army!""Yah!!!!""Please roll. You need at least a 3 for a successful cast."*Roll*"It's an 18, Nii-sama!""Gate of Babyl*n was cast successfully. However, due to the dragonkin's tough skin, only 1/3 of them died.""Hahaha! Finally, I can get a weapon! I choose to grab one of the weapons that came out from the Gate of Babyl*n!""You grabbed the weapon successfully. It turned out to be a sword. You can now use your ultimate skill, Starburst Str*am.""Wahahahaha! I am now invincible!""As soon as the barrage from the Gate of Babyl*n ended, the demon lord noticed you and ordered all of his subordinates to attack you. What will you do now?", I smirked at them."Nee~ Yuuji. Can I try using my quill?""Sure. Try writing something.""Then, I'll wri-""Oh, and don't forget that both of your arms were already chopped off, though.""Then how am I supposed to write?!?!""""Oi!!!""Tsk, so useless. Give me that.""You even stole my quill?!?!""So, Erika. What would you like to write?""Hmm~~~ Maybe 'Barrier'?""Ok, roll, please. You need at least a 3."*Roll*"Is this dice rigged or something?!?!""A 2, huh? As you wrote the word barrier in the air in front of you, you failed to control the barrier. And instead of wrapping the barrier around your party, the demon army was protected instead."""""WHAT KIND OF B***S**** IS THIS?!?!""""They all shouted in unison."What's wrong with it, though? I think that it is pretty balanced.""Balanced my *ss. Eat my fist, Yuuji!", complained Haruto."Agh!"I got punched. Again. What did I do?!?!"A... Alright... Let's continue, shall we? The demon army is now advancing with greater speed than before. What will you all do now?""Hmph! It has finally come to this, huh? I'll use my Starburst Str*am to open up a path. You guys go ahead and kill the demon lord!""Roll, please. You need an 18, by the way.""So biased?!?!"*Roll*"19! In your face, Yuuji!""Tsk. What a bummer.", I complained to myself."Hey, I heard that!!!""As Haruto used his Starburst Str*am to open up a path, the rest of the party is now advancing towards the demon lord. However, they encountered the four great demon general blocking their path.""I'll use my Library of Heaven's P*th to find out their weaknesses!""Here's the info:1 All of them are lolicons.2 They also like to fight we people who have no way to retaliate.3 Their formation is too strong to be broken by your current realm of cultivation."After hearing that information, Mio and Erika looked at each other and nodded in unison."Hanako...", they both put their hands on Hanako's shoulder."W-What? A-Are you able to see my greatness now?""We will always remember you!""I choose to use Hanako as a decoy and rush to the demon lord with Mio!""As the four great demon general saw Hanako, they immediately pulled out their weapons in order to slaughter her. During that time, Erika and Mio are able to slip past them and face with the demon lord. What will you do now?""Railgun! Use my quarterstaff as the bullet!""Roll, please. You need a 14 in order for your attack to hit, by the way."*Roll*"14!""Your quarterstaff rushed towards the demon lord with great speed. However, the demon lord lifted up his left hand and used his unique skill, Infinite Bre*ker to nullify the attack."""""Oi! That's cheating!"""""WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?! If he doesn't at least have this much capabilities, how is he supposed to fight against you cheats?!?!""Tsk.""Nii-sama. I want to use my Gate of Babyl*n again!""Roll, please. You need a 15."*Roll*"16!""You have successfully casted the Gate of Babyl*n. However, the demon lord is able to nullify all projectiles, and thus your attack was rendered ineffective."""""WTF are we supposed to do, then?!?!"""""I don't know. Figure out~~~""Hey, everyone! I've figured out how to defeat the demon lord!""Mio? You really do?""Yeah!""Tell us then!""So, the demon lord is the boss of the game, right?""Right.""And the boss of the game is controlled by the dungeon master, right?""Right..."I don't like where this conversation is going..."So if we beat up Nii-sama, we'll defeat the dungeon, right?""I-I have to praise your thinking this time...""Why didn't I think of that?!?!""Hoho~ Yuuji... I'll let you eat my fist again..."Crap!"C-Calm down, guys..."""""Too late now...""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"In the end, the demon lord was defeated by a hail of fists and kicks, and his scream echoed throughout the night...
