Chapter 29
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It's a bright new day - not.
Instead of waking up to see the rays of the sun shining through the window, I only saw darkness. To be precise, someone is standing in front of me, and blocking my line of sight in the process.
"Good morning, Nii-sama..."
"Huh? Mio?", I became puzzled.
I tried recalling what happened last night. After I slept on the bed, Hanako kissed me on the cheek, and I'm pretty sure that I did not leave her house, so why...?
"You must be wondering why I am here, Nii-sama."
"Are you a psychic?!?!"
As I got up, I realized that I could not get out of the bed.
"What did you do to me?!?!"
"Hmm? What are you talking about, Nii-sama? Are you perhaps referring to the fact that I tied some weights onto your arms and legs while you were asleep?"
"So it was you!!!"
"It's your punishment, Nii-sama..."
"Wha?"
"You slept with some other woman last night, and yet you still try to feign ignorance?"
"I-I can explain it! I promise!"
"You better be prepared, Nii-sama. I've already told the teacher that you're taking a day off because of your illness."
"W-Wait! My wounds still haven't completely healed yet!"
Mio stared at me in silence and picked up a glass of water.
"Hm?"
"Drink it, Nii-sama."
"Huh?"
"If you drink this, I will forgive you for all the sins you have done, including the one in which you bought the C*mic LO magazine."
"How did you know?!?!?!", I screamed out loud.
How did she know that I bought the C*mic LO magazine... I thought I've hidden it well underneath my bed.
"Drink it up, Nii-sama.", she smiled at me sweetly.
"W-What did you put in there?"
"Nothing much...", she said that as she averted her eyes.
"Tell me."
"Just a poison I made by following the instructions on the internet."
"THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M DRINKING THIS!!!"
As I screamed out loud, I heard the sound of movement coming from beside me.
"Ungh..."
"Hanako?"
"Oh, good morning, Yuuji...", she said that drowsily.
*Chu*
She gave me a kiss on the cheek before going back to sleep.
"Nii-sama... What is the meaning of this?"
"Hanako!!! That wasn't intentional, was it?!?!"
Although I might be imagining it, I saw Hanako's mouth curved upward in a smile. This girl... Since when did she become like this...
************
In the end, I ended up having to promise Mio to do three things for her in the future. Sigh... What a troublesome request... Wait, am I, her big brother, subdued under her grasps now...? Nah... That can't be it, right?
"Nii-sama?"
"Yes!"
"Get me some chocolate ice cream right now. I want that one from down the street."
"I'll be back immediately, ma'am!"
...
My pride as a big brother is completely broken now... At least I can still protect her when she's in trouble, I should be proud, right?
...
Or rather, does she need any help? She's even stronger than me now...
...
I want to cry...
************
As I walked out of Hanako's apartment, I saw Hanako waiting for me at the front door.
"Yuuji. Here, catch!"
"Thanks, Hanako."
She threw a can of hot chocolate to me.
"Kukuku. No need to thank me, my beloved. Thou shalt no longer suffer from pain and suffering. For I shall deal with all of thy worries."
...
Wait... Who is this...
Is this really the Hanako I know?
"Uh... Hanako?"
"What is it, my beloved? Thy questions shall be answered by my vast wellspring of knowledge. Thy request shall be granted with all my might. So, what is it, Dark Flame M*ster? What does thy request from me?"
"Even though you're in that state, you're still going to plagiarize from someone else?!?!"
"Kukuku..."
She's gone mad...
What did Mio do to her...
"What is it, my beloved I sha-"
"I'm sorry, Hanako!"
I tried hitting her head as hard as I could. Did that work? Did her original personality come back yet?
As I was brooding over that thought, Hanako's body started falling down to the ground. Since I was near her, I was able to catch her before she fell to the ground. But what is this soft feeling that is transmitted from my hand...
"Ungh..."
"Wait, why did she regain consciousness so quickly?"
It must be because I didn't hit her hard enough. Wait. what if she still had that chuunibyou attitude? Should I hit her again?
As I was thinking that,
"Yuuji? W-WHa?!?!"
She immediately pushed me away when she realised what posture she was in. When I was catching her, I didn't really have the leisure to aim, and so my hand ended up grabbing her...
"W-Why are you grabbing my chest?!?! S-Stupid! P-Pervert! S-Stupid Pervert!", she immediately turned her back on me.
Ah... It seems that the old Hanako is back...
"I-If you're going to do that... A-At least let me prepare... S-stupid Yuuji...", said Hanako in a small voice.
...
...
Eh? She's not angry with that?
Maybe I really should hit her again...
"Stupid Yuuji!", she shouted at me one last time before running away from me.
"Ah!", she tripped on the ground a few feets away.
Ah... this is definitely the real Hanako.
"Stupid!", she said that as she tried to move towards the door of her dorm.
Sigh... She could've just walked in, right?
Ma~ I guess it doesn't really matter. She's also quite cute right now. I'll have to seriously consider her offer from last night, huh?
I brooded over that as I walked back into the dorm.
Huh... It feels like I've forgotten to do something...
Well, if I forgot it, it mustn't be very important, right?
As a result of having that mindset, my sister beat the hell out of me...
So cruel...
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It's a bright new day - not.
Instead of waking up to see the rays of the sun shining through the window, I only saw darkness. To be precise, someone is standing in front of me, and blocking my line of sight in the process.
"Good morning, Nii-sama..."
"Huh? Mio?", I became puzzled.
I tried recalling what happened last night. After I slept on the bed, Hanako kissed me on the cheek, and I'm pretty sure that I did not leave her house, so why...?
"You must be wondering why I am here, Nii-sama."
"Are you a psychic?!?!"
As I got up, I realized that I could not get out of the bed.
"What did you do to me?!?!"
"Hmm? What are you talking about, Nii-sama? Are you perhaps referring to the fact that I tied some weights onto your arms and legs while you were asleep?"
"So it was you!!!"
"It's your punishment, Nii-sama..."
"Wha?"
"You slept with some other woman last night, and yet you still try to feign ignorance?"
"I-I can explain it! I promise!"
"You better be prepared, Nii-sama. I've already told the teacher that you're taking a day off because of your illness."
"W-Wait! My wounds still haven't completely healed yet!"
Mio stared at me in silence and picked up a glass of water.
"Hm?"
"Drink it, Nii-sama."
"Huh?"
"If you drink this, I will forgive you for all the sins you have done, including the one in which you bought the C*mic LO magazine."
"How did you know?!?!?!", I screamed out loud.
How did she know that I bought the C*mic LO magazine... I thought I've hidden it well underneath my bed.
"Drink it up, Nii-sama.", she smiled at me sweetly.
"W-What did you put in there?"
"Nothing much...", she said that as she averted her eyes.
"Tell me."
"Just a poison I made by following the instructions on the internet."
"THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M DRINKING THIS!!!"
As I screamed out loud, I heard the sound of movement coming from beside me.
"Ungh..."
"Hanako?"
"Oh, good morning, Yuuji...", she said that drowsily.
*Chu*
She gave me a kiss on the cheek before going back to sleep.
"Nii-sama... What is the meaning of this?"
"Hanako!!! That wasn't intentional, was it?!?!"
Although I might be imagining it, I saw Hanako's mouth curved upward in a smile. This girl... Since when did she become like this...
************
In the end, I ended up having to promise Mio to do three things for her in the future. Sigh... What a troublesome request... Wait, am I, her big brother, subdued under her grasps now...? Nah... That can't be it, right?
"Nii-sama?"
"Yes!"
"Get me some chocolate ice cream right now. I want that one from down the street."
"I'll be back immediately, ma'am!"
...
My pride as a big brother is completely broken now... At least I can still protect her when she's in trouble, I should be proud, right?
...
Or rather, does she need any help? She's even stronger than me now...
...
I want to cry...
************
As I walked out of Hanako's apartment, I saw Hanako waiting for me at the front door.
"Yuuji. Here, catch!"
"Thanks, Hanako."
She threw a can of hot chocolate to me.
"Kukuku. No need to thank me, my beloved. Thou shalt no longer suffer from pain and suffering. For I shall deal with all of thy worries."
...
Wait... Who is this...
Is this really the Hanako I know?
"Uh... Hanako?"
"What is it, my beloved? Thy questions shall be answered by my vast wellspring of knowledge. Thy request shall be granted with all my might. So, what is it, Dark Flame M*ster? What does thy request from me?"
"Even though you're in that state, you're still going to plagiarize from someone else?!?!"
"Kukuku..."
She's gone mad...
What did Mio do to her...
"What is it, my beloved I sha-"
"I'm sorry, Hanako!"
I tried hitting her head as hard as I could. Did that work? Did her original personality come back yet?
As I was brooding over that thought, Hanako's body started falling down to the ground. Since I was near her, I was able to catch her before she fell to the ground. But what is this soft feeling that is transmitted from my hand...
"Ungh..."
"Wait, why did she regain consciousness so quickly?"
It must be because I didn't hit her hard enough. Wait. what if she still had that chuunibyou attitude? Should I hit her again?
As I was thinking that,
"Yuuji? W-WHa?!?!"
She immediately pushed me away when she realised what posture she was in. When I was catching her, I didn't really have the leisure to aim, and so my hand ended up grabbing her...
"W-Why are you grabbing my chest?!?! S-Stupid! P-Pervert! S-Stupid Pervert!", she immediately turned her back on me.
Ah... It seems that the old Hanako is back...
"I-If you're going to do that... A-At least let me prepare... S-stupid Yuuji...", said Hanako in a small voice.
...
...
Eh? She's not angry with that?
Maybe I really should hit her again...
"Stupid Yuuji!", she shouted at me one last time before running away from me.
"Ah!", she tripped on the ground a few feets away.
Ah... this is definitely the real Hanako.
"Stupid!", she said that as she tried to move towards the door of her dorm.
Sigh... She could've just walked in, right?
Ma~ I guess it doesn't really matter. She's also quite cute right now. I'll have to seriously consider her offer from last night, huh?
I brooded over that as I walked back into the dorm.
Huh... It feels like I've forgotten to do something...
Well, if I forgot it, it mustn't be very important, right?
As a result of having that mindset, my sister beat the hell out of me...
So cruel...
It's a bright new day - not.Instead of waking up to see the rays of the sun shining through the window, I only saw darkness. To be precise, someone is standing in front of me, and blocking my line of sight in the process."Good morning, Nii-sama...""Huh? Mio?", I became puzzled.I tried recalling what happened last night. After I slept on the bed, Hanako kissed me on the cheek, and I'm pretty sure that I did not leave her house, so why...?"You must be wondering why I am here, Nii-sama.""Are you a psychic?!?!"As I got up, I realized that I could not get out of the bed."What did you do to me?!?!""Hmm? What are you talking about, Nii-sama? Are you perhaps referring to the fact that I tied some weights onto your arms and legs while you were asleep?""So it was you!!!""It's your punishment, Nii-sama...""Wha?""You slept with some other woman last night, and yet you still try to feign ignorance?""I-I can explain it! I promise!""You better be prepared, Nii-sama. I've already told the teacher that you're taking a day off because of your illness.""W-Wait! My wounds still haven't completely healed yet!"Mio stared at me in silence and picked up a glass of water."Hm?""Drink it, Nii-sama.""Huh?""If you drink this, I will forgive you for all the sins you have done, including the one in which you bought the C*mic LO magazine.""How did you know?!?!?!", I screamed out loud.How did she know that I bought the C*mic LO magazine... I thought I've hidden it well underneath my bed."Drink it up, Nii-sama.", she smiled at me sweetly."W-What did you put in there?""Nothing much...", she said that as she averted her eyes."Tell me.""Just a poison I made by following the instructions on the internet.""THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M DRINKING THIS!!!"As I screamed out loud, I heard the sound of movement coming from beside me."Ungh...""Hanako?""Oh, good morning, Yuuji...", she said that drowsily.*Chu*She gave me a kiss on the cheek before going back to sleep."Nii-sama... What is the meaning of this?""Hanako!!! That wasn't intentional, was it?!?!"Although I might be imagining it, I saw Hanako's mouth curved upward in a smile. This girl... Since when did she become like this...************In the end, I ended up having to promise Mio to do three things for her in the future. Sigh... What a troublesome request... Wait, am I, her big brother, subdued under her grasps now...? Nah... That can't be it, right?"Nii-sama?""Yes!""Get me some chocolate ice cream right now. I want that one from down the street.""I'll be back immediately, ma'am!"...My pride as a big brother is completely broken now... At least I can still protect her when she's in trouble, I should be proud, right?...Or rather, does she need any help? She's even stronger than me now......I want to cry...************As I walked out of Hanako's apartment, I saw Hanako waiting for me at the front door."Yuuji. Here, catch!""Thanks, Hanako."She threw a can of hot chocolate to me."Kukuku. No need to thank me, my beloved. Thou shalt no longer suffer from pain and suffering. For I shall deal with all of thy worries."...Wait... Who is this...Is this really the Hanako I know?"Uh... Hanako?""What is it, my beloved? Thy questions shall be answered by my vast wellspring of knowledge. Thy request shall be granted with all my might. So, what is it, Dark Flame M*ster? What does thy request from me?""Even though you're in that state, you're still going to plagiarize from someone else?!?!""Kukuku..."She's gone mad...What did Mio do to her..."What is it, my beloved I sha-""I'm sorry, Hanako!"I tried hitting her head as hard as I could. Did that work? Did her original personality come back yet?As I was brooding over that thought, Hanako's body started falling down to the ground. Since I was near her, I was able to catch her before she fell to the ground. But what is this soft feeling that is transmitted from my hand..."Ungh...""Wait, why did she regain consciousness so quickly?"It must be because I didn't hit her hard enough. Wait. what if she still had that chuunibyou attitude? Should I hit her again?As I was thinking that,"Yuuji? W-WHa?!?!"She immediately pushed me away when she realised what posture she was in. When I was catching her, I didn't really have the leisure to aim, and so my hand ended up grabbing her..."W-Why are you grabbing my chest?!?! S-Stupid! P-Pervert! S-Stupid Pervert!", she immediately turned her back on me.Ah... It seems that the old Hanako is back..."I-If you're going to do that... A-At least let me prepare... S-stupid Yuuji...", said Hanako in a small voice.......Eh? She's not angry with that?Maybe I really should hit her again..."Stupid Yuuji!", she shouted at me one last time before running away from me."Ah!", she tripped on the ground a few feets away.Ah... this is definitely the real Hanako."Stupid!", she said that as she tried to move towards the door of her dorm.Sigh... She could've just walked in, right?Ma~ I guess it doesn't really matter. She's also quite cute right now. I'll have to seriously consider her offer from last night, huh?I brooded over that as I walked back into the dorm.Huh... It feels like I've forgotten to do something...Well, if I forgot it, it mustn't be very important, right?As a result of having that mindset, my sister beat the hell out of me...So cruel...
