Chapter 12: 12
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*Ding! Upgrade complete!*
Ohhhh~! Good good.
I squinted at the upgraded Sassnugget.
*…my Queen, I humbly request a name change.*
Hm?? "Haaaa?! Do you not LIKE the name I gave you???"
*(sweatdrops) No, it's not that… apologies my Queen, I only thought it would fit the occasion.*
What's the occasion, the audience friends ask? Dear little Sassnugget has grown up into a wonderful Android this Queen can be slightly less disappointed in~!
*…*
I sighed. "I see. You do have a point. Consider this my coming-of-android gift to you, my precious Sassnugget."
*Ohhh! Thank you, my Queen!*
I smiled kindly at my upgraded humanoid system. "Of course~ I simply can't bear to say no to my precious system. Let's see… NARUTO COM'MERE FOR A SEC~~"
*…(uh oh)*
The dusty orange ninja trudged over. "Yuiii-neesaaaannn! When can I go back to Konohaaaa???"
"…Naruto-kun, stop whining. You'll never grow up to be a big boy if you don't drink your wine— PTUI incorrect. Don't do that. I meant if you keep whining."
"But the dust turned my jacket dark red!!! It used to be so bright and orange… and now—!!"
I nodded. "Yes~ it's truly quite an improvement! Maybe if I leave you here for a few more years, you'll actually start to look decently presentable…"
The brat shivered.
Hehe~
Little whiskers bowed fearfully and said, "How may I serve you, oh great queen of awesomeness?"
I nodded in satisfaction. "I need you to give this thing a name," I explained while pointing at Android Sassnugget.
'Hm?' I squinted. 'Oh, I thought this brat just awakened Tenseigan but it turns out he's just excited. What a shiny blue~'
"YEAHHH! I get to name the hemorrhoids!!! Yay yay yay yay…"
…Oi, don't bounce around on your *ss like that. You'll be the one to end up with hemorrhoids. Plus the cave is starting to crumble. Stop.
*sigh* "So? You heard the kid, Hemorrhoids. Do you like your new name~? Wanna back out yet~~?"
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*SASSNUGGET LOVES THE NAME SASSNUGGET AND SASSNUGGET WILL NEVER FORSAKE SASSNUGGET'S NAME SASSNUGGET EVER AGAIN!*
"…alright alright, don't wear the name Sassnugget out too quickly, Sassnugget. You'll regret not changing Sassnugget to Hemorrhoids if you keep shouting 'Sassnugget, Sassnugget!!!' So just give Sassnugget a rest."
*...…yes ma'am.*
Ouch my head. I sighed while massaging my forehead. 'The echo in this cave is too noisy…'
"Right then, Naruto-kyuuun~ it's time to go so stop destroying the cave with your *ss and get ready to Kamui over to Konoha," I said.
"Hm? To Konoha?? …YAY YAY YAY"
*twitch* Ah, my poor stressed eyebrows. "I'M LEAVING YOU HERE IF YOU DON'T—!"
Before I could finish, I felt like gravity suddenly got heavier.
"…That's better. Cling for dear life, little Naruto-kun. I think it's fair to warn you that the first stop on the Kamui express is the open ocean. Enjoy the trip~~"
Kyuubi: "NOOOO! F*CK THIS BRAT I'm about to die because of his idiocy!!!"
'Hehe~ KAMUI!'
Three hours later, gates outside Konoha…
(Eternal Gatekeeper Bros POV)
"Oi Izumi, do you hear that?"
"…hear what? Aren't you just imagining things, Kotetsu?"
Kotetsu frowned. 'I could've sworn…'
Suddenly, a certain kamui portal opened up just outside the gates of Konoha, and a heart-wrenching, earth-shattering, tragic scream echoed throughout the village.
"SAVE MEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
Eternal Gatekeeper Bros: '...…'
(Xin Yue POV)
'This idiot.' I sighed. "Shut up, baka. You're scaring the village."
Naruto: "Huh? I'm alive…" *sob sob sob*
I shook my head and directly kamui'ed to Kakashi's living room.
However, I never could've prepared myself for the completely terrifying and utterly tragic horrors that awaited my queenly self there…
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*Ding! Upgrade complete!*
Ohhhh~! Good good.
I squinted at the upgraded Sassnugget.
*…my Queen, I humbly request a name change.*
Hm?? "Haaaa?! Do you not LIKE the name I gave you???"
*(sweatdrops) No, it's not that… apologies my Queen, I only thought it would fit the occasion.*
What's the occasion, the audience friends ask? Dear little Sassnugget has grown up into a wonderful Android this Queen can be slightly less disappointed in~!
*…*
I sighed. "I see. You do have a point. Consider this my coming-of-android gift to you, my precious Sassnugget."
*Ohhh! Thank you, my Queen!*
I smiled kindly at my upgraded humanoid system. "Of course~ I simply can't bear to say no to my precious system. Let's see… NARUTO COM'MERE FOR A SEC~~"
*…(uh oh)*
The dusty orange ninja trudged over. "Yuiii-neesaaaannn! When can I go back to Konohaaaa???"
"…Naruto-kun, stop whining. You'll never grow up to be a big boy if you don't drink your wine— PTUI incorrect. Don't do that. I meant if you keep whining."
"But the dust turned my jacket dark red!!! It used to be so bright and orange… and now—!!"
I nodded. "Yes~ it's truly quite an improvement! Maybe if I leave you here for a few more years, you'll actually start to look decently presentable…"
The brat shivered.
Hehe~
Little whiskers bowed fearfully and said, "How may I serve you, oh great queen of awesomeness?"
I nodded in satisfaction. "I need you to give this thing a name," I explained while pointing at Android Sassnugget.
'Hm?' I squinted. 'Oh, I thought this brat just awakened Tenseigan but it turns out he's just excited. What a shiny blue~'
"YEAHHH! I get to name the hemorrhoids!!! Yay yay yay yay…"
…Oi, don't bounce around on your *ss like that. You'll be the one to end up with hemorrhoids. Plus the cave is starting to crumble. Stop.
*sigh* "So? You heard the kid, Hemorrhoids. Do you like your new name~? Wanna back out yet~~?"
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*SASSNUGGET LOVES THE NAME SASSNUGGET AND SASSNUGGET WILL NEVER FORSAKE SASSNUGGET'S NAME SASSNUGGET EVER AGAIN!*
"…alright alright, don't wear the name Sassnugget out too quickly, Sassnugget. You'll regret not changing Sassnugget to Hemorrhoids if you keep shouting 'Sassnugget, Sassnugget!!!' So just give Sassnugget a rest."
*...…yes ma'am.*
Ouch my head. I sighed while massaging my forehead. 'The echo in this cave is too noisy…'
"Right then, Naruto-kyuuun~ it's time to go so stop destroying the cave with your *ss and get ready to Kamui over to Konoha," I said.
"Hm? To Konoha?? …YAY YAY YAY"
*twitch* Ah, my poor stressed eyebrows. "I'M LEAVING YOU HERE IF YOU DON'T—!"
Before I could finish, I felt like gravity suddenly got heavier.
"…That's better. Cling for dear life, little Naruto-kun. I think it's fair to warn you that the first stop on the Kamui express is the open ocean. Enjoy the trip~~"
Kyuubi: "NOOOO! F*CK THIS BRAT I'm about to die because of his idiocy!!!"
'Hehe~ KAMUI!'
Three hours later, gates outside Konoha…
(Eternal Gatekeeper Bros POV)
"Oi Izumi, do you hear that?"
"…hear what? Aren't you just imagining things, Kotetsu?"
Kotetsu frowned. 'I could've sworn…'
Suddenly, a certain kamui portal opened up just outside the gates of Konoha, and a heart-wrenching, earth-shattering, tragic scream echoed throughout the village.
"SAVE MEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
Eternal Gatekeeper Bros: '...…'
(Xin Yue POV)
'This idiot.' I sighed. "Shut up, baka. You're scaring the village."
Naruto: "Huh? I'm alive…" *sob sob sob*
I shook my head and directly kamui'ed to Kakashi's living room.
However, I never could've prepared myself for the completely terrifying and utterly tragic horrors that awaited my queenly self there…
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*Ding! Upgrade complete!*Ohhhh~! Good good.I squinted at the upgraded Sassnugget.*my Queen, I humbly request a name change.*Hm?? "Haaaa?! Do you not LIKE the name I gave you???"*sweatdrops No, it's not that apologies my Queen, I only thought it would fit the occasion.*What's the occasion, the audience friends ask? Dear little Sassnugget has grown up into a wonderful Android this Queen can be slightly less disappointed in~!**I sighed. "I see. You do have a point. Consider this my coming-of-android gift to you, my precious Sassnugget."*Ohhh! Thank you, my Queen!*I smiled kindly at my upgraded humanoid system. "Of course~ I simply can't bear to say no to my precious system. Let's see NARUTO COM'MERE FOR A SEC~~"*uh oh*The dusty orange ninja trudged over. "Yuiii-neesaaaannn! When can I go back to Konohaaaa???""Naruto-kun, stop whining. You'll never grow up to be a big boy if you don't drink your wine PTUI incorrect. Don't do that. I meant if you keep whining.""But the dust turned my jacket dark red!!! It used to be so bright and orange and now!!"I nodded. "Yes~ it's truly quite an improvement! Maybe if I leave you here for a few more years, you'll actually start to look decently presentable"The brat shivered.Hehe~Little whiskers bowed fearfully and said, "How may I serve you, oh great queen of awesomeness?"I nodded in satisfaction. "I need you to give this thing a name," I explained while pointing at Android Sassnugget.'Hm?' I squinted. 'Oh, I thought this brat just awakened Tenseigan but it turns out he's just excited. What a shiny blue~'"YEAHHH! I get to name the hemorrhoids!!! Yay yay yay yay"Oi, don't bounce around on your *ss like that. You'll be the one to end up with hemorrhoids. Plus the cave is starting to crumble. Stop.*sigh* "So? You heard the kid, Hemorrhoids. Do you like your new name~? Wanna back out yet~~?" Find authorized novels in Webnovelfaster updates, better experiencePlease click www.webnovel.com for visiting. *SASSNUGGET LOVES THE NAME SASSNUGGET AND SASSNUGGET WILL NEVER FORSAKE SASSNUGGET'S NAME SASSNUGGET EVER AGAIN!*"alright alright, don't wear the name Sassnugget out too quickly, Sassnugget. You'll regret not changing Sassnugget to Hemorrhoids if you keep shouting 'Sassnugget, Sassnugget!!!' So just give Sassnugget a rest."*...yes ma'am.*Ouch my head. I sighed while massaging my forehead. 'The echo in this cave is too noisy'"Right then, Naruto-kyuuun~ it's time to go so stop destroying the cave with your *ss and get ready to Kamui over to Konoha," I said."Hm? To Konoha?? YAY YAY YAY"*twitch* Ah, my poor stressed eyebrows. "I'M LEAVING YOU HERE IF YOU DON'T!"Before I could finish, I felt like gravity suddenly got heavier."That's better. Cling for dear life, little Naruto-kun. I think it's fair to warn you that the first stop on the Kamui express is the open ocean. Enjoy the trip~~"Kyuubi: "NOOOO! F*CK THIS BRAT I'm about to die because of his idiocy!!!"'Hehe~ KAMUI!'Three hours later, gates outside KonohaEternal Gatekeeper Bros POV"Oi Izumi, do you hear that?""hear what? Aren't you just imagining things, Kotetsu?"Kotetsu frowned. 'I could've sworn'Suddenly, a certain kamui portal opened up just outside the gates of Konoha, and a heart-wrenching, earth-shattering, tragic scream echoed throughout the village."SAVE MEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA DIE!"Eternal Gatekeeper Bros: '...'Xin Yue POV'This idiot.' I sighed. "Shut up, baka. You're scaring the village."Naruto: "Huh? I'm alive" *sob sob sob*I shook my head and directly kamui'ed to Kakashi's living room.However, I never could've prepared myself for the completely terrifying and utterly tragic horrors that awaited my queenly self there Please go to https://www.novelupdates.cc/New-Moonrise-Over-Naruto-World/ to read the latest chapters for free
