Chapter 85
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Misunderstood Hermes
Translated by Mlzkzr
Edited by Mlzkzr
One afternoon, as I was relaxing in my easy chair in the garden of the mansion, which I had not been able to do for some time, I heard my sister’s footsteps.
“Hermes, what are you doing?”
Saying that, nee-san then stuck her head out from behind suddenly and peered into my hands from above.
I have a picture in my hand.
It’s a picture of a stocky, pretty dandy man.
“A man!? Such a thing is no good, Hermes――hah.”
She swallowed the words she was about to say, took a deep breath, and started mumbling something.
“No, no, let’s not jump to the wrong conclusion here. Orthia-chan also told me that Hermes-chan is a bit of a taciturn, but he seriously likes girls.”
I felt like I had been told something drastically rude.
When I was wondering if I myself should retort, my sister put her hand on her well-shaped chest and took a deep breath to calm herself down.
“Hermes, whose picture is that?”
“Ah, it’s been a long time since someone applied, but it’s the person who wants to meet with nee-san――”
“So~i!”
Nee-san snatched the picture from my hand and threw it away with a splendid form that I always fondly see.
Kiran!
Poor Dandy Macho, his picture became a star far away in the sky.
“I’m already good, Hermes!”
“I know, nee-san. I’m not going to let you fall into the hands of a man of that caliber.”
“Eh……”
The faltering nee-san, opened your eyes wide and stared at me.
“I know how nee-san feels.”
Dokin.
As soon as I said that, I heard nee-san’s chest bouncing with all its might.
This timing, I know that I definitely hit the mark.
“Y,you noticed?”
“If I think about everything up until now, yes, I did. Nee-san’s behavior is consistent, so as expected, I understand it.”
“Hermes……”
Nee-san’s eyes became moist.
“You have me take out my seriousness, display my power and make my name known to the world. Nee-san likes me the way I am now, right?”
“I,it’s not like that, that’s ――”
“That’s why I’ll choose earnestly. I’ll choose a man with a high position who has shown his power and has risen through it.”
“――Eh?”
Nee-san who was about to say something looked at me again with a dumbfounded look on her face.
……A’re?
From some time ago, somehow, is it different?
“……”
While I was puzzled, nee-san’s eyes became colder and colder.
“Uhmm, nee-san?”
“……”
Pokapoka.
Nee-san clenches her fist and smacks me on the head.
“Wait, hey, what are you doing, nee-san?”
“……”
Pokapokapoka.
“Stop it, nee-san. It doesn’t hurt but what are you doing. What’s bothering you?”
“I don’t know! Hmph!”
Nee-san turned away with a pout and walked away with a sulky look on her face.
Err…… What the heck happened?
☆
The next day, I brought out the easy chair in the garden again, and this time, as I was relaxing and looking at nothing, nee-san came over again and peered into me from above.
“Hermes.”
“What’s up nee-san. Today――”
I swallowed the continuation, “you’re in a good mood”.
I didn’t understand what happened yesterday, but I thought it would be better not to dig around it.
“Yes, this.”
Nee-san put a pile of pictures on my lap.
“What is this…… pictures of a girl?”
“They are potential new members of HHM48. I’ve got 200 people lined up to join.”
“Eh?”
“Choose the ones you like from these. Ah, not choosing anyone is a no-no. I got a royal decree from His Majesty yesterday. Everyone is treated as His Majesty’s recommendation.”
“Eeeeeeeeeeh!?”
What is this all of a sudden?
Or rather, His Majesty’s recommendation, you said…… It’s as forceful as when my sister became my daughter.
Why? Why all of a sudden?
“Uhmm…… nee-san?”
“What is it?”
“Somehow, are you mad?”
I asked because it kind of felt that way, but.
“No, I’m not”
“No……. you are. Because……”
I looked at the photos.
For some reason, all of them ―― literally all of them.
All of them resemble nee-san in some way.
“Choose well, Hermes.”
She was smiling, but there was a strange intensity on it.
I was so pressured by it that I somehow chose one of them who looked especially like nee-san.
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Misunderstood Hermes
Translated by Mlzkzr
Edited by Mlzkzr
One afternoon, as I was relaxing in my easy chair in the garden of the mansion, which I had not been able to do for some time, I heard my sister’s footsteps.
“Hermes, what are you doing?”
Saying that, nee-san then stuck her head out from behind suddenly and peered into my hands from above.
I have a picture in my hand.
It’s a picture of a stocky, pretty dandy man.
“A man!? Such a thing is no good, Hermes――hah.”
She swallowed the words she was about to say, took a deep breath, and started mumbling something.
“No, no, let’s not jump to the wrong conclusion here. Orthia-chan also told me that Hermes-chan is a bit of a taciturn, but he seriously likes girls.”
I felt like I had been told something drastically rude.
When I was wondering if I myself should retort, my sister put her hand on her well-shaped chest and took a deep breath to calm herself down.
“Hermes, whose picture is that?”
“Ah, it’s been a long time since someone applied, but it’s the person who wants to meet with nee-san――”
“So~i!”
Nee-san snatched the picture from my hand and threw it away with a splendid form that I always fondly see.
Kiran!
Poor Dandy Macho, his picture became a star far away in the sky.
“I’m already good, Hermes!”
“I know, nee-san. I’m not going to let you fall into the hands of a man of that caliber.”
“Eh……”
The faltering nee-san, opened your eyes wide and stared at me.
“I know how nee-san feels.”
Dokin.
As soon as I said that, I heard nee-san’s chest bouncing with all its might.
This timing, I know that I definitely hit the mark.
“Y,you noticed?”
“If I think about everything up until now, yes, I did. Nee-san’s behavior is consistent, so as expected, I understand it.”
“Hermes……”
Nee-san’s eyes became moist.
“You have me take out my seriousness, display my power and make my name known to the world. Nee-san likes me the way I am now, right?”
“I,it’s not like that, that’s ――”
“That’s why I’ll choose earnestly. I’ll choose a man with a high position who has shown his power and has risen through it.”
“――Eh?”
Nee-san who was about to say something looked at me again with a dumbfounded look on her face.
……A’re?
From some time ago, somehow, is it different?
“……”
While I was puzzled, nee-san’s eyes became colder and colder.
“Uhmm, nee-san?”
“……”
Pokapoka.
Nee-san clenches her fist and smacks me on the head.
“Wait, hey, what are you doing, nee-san?”
“……”
Pokapokapoka.
“Stop it, nee-san. It doesn’t hurt but what are you doing. What’s bothering you?”
“I don’t know! Hmph!”
Nee-san turned away with a pout and walked away with a sulky look on her face.
Err…… What the heck happened?
☆
The next day, I brought out the easy chair in the garden again, and this time, as I was relaxing and looking at nothing, nee-san came over again and peered into me from above.
“Hermes.”
“What’s up nee-san. Today――”
I swallowed the continuation, “you’re in a good mood”.
I didn’t understand what happened yesterday, but I thought it would be better not to dig around it.
“Yes, this.”
Nee-san put a pile of pictures on my lap.
“What is this…… pictures of a girl?”
“They are potential new members of HHM48. I’ve got 200 people lined up to join.”
“Eh?”
“Choose the ones you like from these. Ah, not choosing anyone is a no-no. I got a royal decree from His Majesty yesterday. Everyone is treated as His Majesty’s recommendation.”
“Eeeeeeeeeeh!?”
What is this all of a sudden?
Or rather, His Majesty’s recommendation, you said…… It’s as forceful as when my sister became my daughter.
Why? Why all of a sudden?
“Uhmm…… nee-san?”
“What is it?”
“Somehow, are you mad?”
I asked because it kind of felt that way, but.
“No, I’m not”
“No……. you are. Because……”
I looked at the photos.
For some reason, all of them ―― literally all of them.
All of them resemble nee-san in some way.
“Choose well, Hermes.”
She was smiling, but there was a strange intensity on it.
I was so pressured by it that I somehow chose one of them who looked especially like nee-san.
Misunderstood HermesTranslated by MlzkzrEdited by MlzkzrOne afternoon, as I was relaxing in my easy chair in the garden of the mansion, which I had not been able to do for some time, I heard my sister's footsteps.Hermes, what are you doing?Saying that, nee-san then stuck her head out from behind suddenly and peered into my hands from above.I have a picture in my hand.It's a picture of a stocky, pretty dandy man.A man!? Such a thing is no good, Hermeshah.She swallowed the words she was about to say, took a deep breath, and started mumbling something.No, no, let's not jump to the wrong conclusion here. Orthia-chan also told me that Hermes-chan is a bit of a taciturn, but he seriously likes girls.I felt like I had been told something drastically rude.When I was wondering if I myself should retort, my sister put her hand on her well-shaped chest and took a deep breath to calm herself down.Hermes, whose picture is that?Ah, it's been a long time since someone applied, but it's the person who wants to meet with nee-sanSo~i!Nee-san snatched the picture from my hand and threw it away with a splendid form that I always fondly see.Kiran!Poor Dandy Macho, his picture became a star far away in the sky.I'm already good, Hermes!I know, nee-san. I'm not going to let you fall into the hands of a man of that caliber.EhThe faltering nee-san, opened your eyes wide and stared at me.I know how nee-san feels.Dokin.As soon as I said that, I heard nee-san's chest bouncing with all its might.This timing, I know that I definitely hit the mark.Y,you noticed?If I think about everything up until now, yes, I did. Nee-san's behavior is consistent, so as expected, I understand it.HermesNee-san's eyes became moist.You have me take out my seriousness, display my power and make my name known to the world. Nee-san likes me the way I am now, right?I,it's not like that, that's That's why I'll choose earnestly. I'll choose a man with a high position who has shown his power and has risen through it.Eh?Nee-san who was about to say something looked at me again with a dumbfounded look on her face.A're?From some time ago, somehow, is it different?While I was puzzled, nee-san's eyes became colder and colder.Uhmm, nee-san?Pokapoka.Nee-san clenches her fist and smacks me on the head.Wait, hey, what are you doing, nee-san?Pokapokapoka.Stop it, nee-san. It doesn't hurt but what are you doing. What's bothering you?I don't know! Hmph!Nee-san turned away with a pout and walked away with a sulky look on her face.Err What the heck happened?The next day, I brought out the easy chair in the garden again, and this time, as I was relaxing and looking at nothing, nee-san came over again and peered into me from above.Hermes.What's up nee-san. TodayI swallowed the continuation, you're in a good mood.I didn't understand what happened yesterday, but I thought it would be better not to dig around it.Yes, this.Nee-san put a pile of pictures on my lap.What is this pictures of a girl?They are potential new members of HHM48. I've got 200 people lined up to join.Eh?Choose the ones you like from these. Ah, not choosing anyone is a no-no. I got a royal decree from His Majesty yesterday. Everyone is treated as His Majesty's recommendation.Eeeeeeeeeeh!?What is this all of a sudden?Or rather, His Majesty's recommendation, you saidIt's as forceful as when my sister became my daughter.Why? Why all of a sudden?Uhmm nee-san?What is it?Somehow, are you mad?I asked because it kind of felt that way, but.No, I'm notNo. you are. BecauseI looked at the photos.For some reason, all of them literally all of them.All of them resemble nee-san in some way.Choose well, Hermes.She was smiling, but there was a strange intensity on it.I was so pressured by it that I somehow chose one of them who looked especially like nee-san.