Chapter 12: cheat lucky money
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Chapter 12 Cheating New Year's Money
The procedure of worshiping the ancestors is not ordinary and cumbersome. At the end, the grandpa held wine and said: "The **** of the Zhu family's official government protects the Zhu family, favors the rain to moisten the family, and sweeps the tombs. I am very grateful...Dare to use Liquor is only recommended for the year, and a certain relative and a certain government official, a certain relative, a certain clan, and only food is a feast." After saying that, he poured the wine on the ground and burned paper money.
The great-uncle and the grandfather repeated the actions of the great-grandpa one by one, but there was no need to read the words. When we got here, the ancestor worship ceremony was over, and everyone returned to the Zhu family compound.
The Zhu Family Courtyard has already prepared a sumptuous lunch. There are three large tables in total. The largest table is for men, and the remaining two tables are for women and children. The meals are almost the same.
The bowl is deep and the dishes are full. Stewed native chicken, braised pheasant, braised fish, cold fungus, steamed rabbit meat, braised rabbit meat, and some home-cooked vegetables are also cooked. A few pots of old wine are also served on the table. People are drooling.
It really echoes the ancient poem: Mo Xiao’s farmhouse is full of wine, and there are enough chickens and pigs to stay in a good year.
The three families eat together, and the difference is quite obvious. The family of the grandpa and the family of the aunt are obviously much better than their own in terms of eating.
I don’t want to talk about adults, just look at the children. Zhu Pingjun from the uncle’s family ate Hesai with a runny nose, and his mouth croaked, as if he hadn’t eaten for dozens of days. Eat meat... The grandpa's children are obviously much better, especially the cousins, who eat a lot of food, and they feel beautiful when they look at them.
After the meal, the adults made up their minds and felt that the grandpa’s family was about to move to the south. It’s better to treat it as a New Year’s reunion in advance, and give out lucky money to the children to be happy.
New Year's money, Zhu Pingan didn't know why, maybe it was because of his body that his emotions became a little childish, and he became excited for no reason.
After coming to this world, he never touched a penny at all. Now that I can receive the money, it's no wonder I'm not excited. Only when I have money in my hand can I not panic.
"Happy New Year, grandpa and grandma." Zhu Pingan took advantage of his sweet mouth and arched his chubby hands to greet the elders. Although the feudal custom of kneeling is inevitable, for the elders, kneeling is also a beautiful tradition of respecting the old and loving the young.
Because of his sweet mouth, Zhu Pingan received a lot of new year's money from his grandpa and aunt's family, especially the grandpa and aunt each gave him an extra silver bean. Zhu Pingan secretly observed that the grandpa and aunt seemed to only give I have silver beans, and everyone else is a handful of copper coins. Only I have this benefit.
Grandfather and grandmother are still eccentric, Zhu Pingan saw with his own eyes that his grandmother gave Zhu Pingjun one penny more than himself...
After turning around, Zhu Ping'an's small pocket was already full of New Year's money.
At this time, Mrs. Chen came over, with a smile like a wolf grandmother.
At this time, Chen's psychology is like this: You little cunning, I saw that you just received a lot of extra New Year's money, and there are also silver beans, haha, your son is awesome, give it to your mother obediently.
"Good boy, come here, mother will collect the New Year's money for you first, the money is safest with mother, and when you want to buy candy, come to me to get it." Chen went to Zhu Ping'an and rubbed him said with a smile on his little head, and then stretched out his hand.
ha?
Looking at Chen Shilang's grandmother's smile, Zhu Ping'an's face was darkened.
The New Year's money that the mother cheated on the child seems to have been passed down unchanged for thousands of years. The standard name of this trick used by the mother Chen is called "creating out of nothing". It is simple but the best. Mom cheated away the New Year's money with this trick. The magic pen of this trick is for me to help you keep it. This magic pen is like the finishing touch, making this trick come alive. How many innocent children have been cheated by my mother's trick Willingly, Pidianpidian took the initiative to hand in the New Year's money.
However, Zhu Ping'an obviously does not belong to this kind of simple brat.
His answer was different, and his refusal was ingenious, "No, I still have to save up to marry a wife."
Zhu Ping'an's words made all the seven aunts and eight aunts present laugh at that time, and they all laughed at Zhu Ping'an, who was only a little fart and wanted to save money for his wife.
Chen's face was black, it didn't make sense, this **** has been deceived by him for so many years, why didn't he work this time. Marrying a daughter-in-law, how can you think of it yourself at such a young age, who taught it? Turning to stare at Zhu Shouyi.
Zhu Shouyi, who was drinking, lay down on the gun, choking on the wine that his wife stared at, and waved repeatedly to show that he didn't teach it.
Creating something out of nothing and malfunctioning, Mrs. Chen changed to the trick of fishing in troubled waters, singing a bad face if you can't do it with a red face.
"Do you know how dangerous it is for a child to take so much money, and it is a good child's paper to hand in voluntarily." Chen put his hips on his hips, and his voice raised a little on purpose.
If it is an ordinary bear child, at this time, with tears in his eyes, he would say that I was wrong, and then hand in the lucky money.
Unfortunately, Zhu Pingan is not.
"I'll put away the money for marrying a daughter-in-law in a while, and don't take it with me." Zhu Pingan waved his fat paw, saying that he would put it away, and don't bother you old man.
Mrs. Chen got stuck again.
Now my aunt, grandma and others are interested. After all, almost all the children's New Year's money has been cheated by their parents in various ways. Zhu Ping'an is the only one who can not be cheated, so All very curious.
Zhu Ping'an also noticed that almost all the lucky money of brothers and sisters were cheated by parents by various means.
Just now, Zhu Pingjun was deceived by his aunt with a sentence, "The money will be kept by the mother for you, and I will buy new clothes for Jun'er in the future." Hand it in obediently.
And Xiao Yuer was also tricked away by the third aunt with Li Daitao's stiff way, "Yuer, good boy, I will exchange two handfuls of melon seeds and peanuts for your handful of New Year's money, okay? It's not too cost-effective to exchange one for two."
"Okay, thank you, mother." Xiao Yuer nodded cutely, looking as if she had earned it.
Although Zhu Ping'an thinks that he should "cheat" the New Year's money like other bear children, money is very important to him, whether it is education or the capital to make money, it is necessary to put it there for emergency, so for the time being, it is still necessary. New Year's money cannot be handed in.
Seeing that everyone was watching, Mrs. Chen was too embarrassed to coerce Zhu Ping'an's red envelope any more, thinking that she would take Zhu Ping'an's red envelope after her relatives left.
"Well, then you put it away yourself, I won't hit you if you lose it." Chen made things right and went to chat with his sister-in-law.
However, this scene still made many people remember Zhu Ping'an in their hearts. This little guy with a tiger head and a tiger brain is interesting.
(end of this chapter)
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Chapter 12 Cheating New Year's Money
The procedure of worshiping the ancestors is not ordinary and cumbersome. At the end, the grandpa held wine and said: "The **** of the Zhu family's official government protects the Zhu family, favors the rain to moisten the family, and sweeps the tombs. I am very grateful...Dare to use Liquor is only recommended for the year, and a certain relative and a certain government official, a certain relative, a certain clan, and only food is a feast." After saying that, he poured the wine on the ground and burned paper money.
The great-uncle and the grandfather repeated the actions of the great-grandpa one by one, but there was no need to read the words. When we got here, the ancestor worship ceremony was over, and everyone returned to the Zhu family compound.
The Zhu Family Courtyard has already prepared a sumptuous lunch. There are three large tables in total. The largest table is for men, and the remaining two tables are for women and children. The meals are almost the same.
The bowl is deep and the dishes are full. Stewed native chicken, braised pheasant, braised fish, cold fungus, steamed rabbit meat, braised rabbit meat, and some home-cooked vegetables are also cooked. A few pots of old wine are also served on the table. People are drooling.
It really echoes the ancient poem: Mo Xiao’s farmhouse is full of wine, and there are enough chickens and pigs to stay in a good year.
The three families eat together, and the difference is quite obvious. The family of the grandpa and the family of the aunt are obviously much better than their own in terms of eating.
I don’t want to talk about adults, just look at the children. Zhu Pingjun from the uncle’s family ate Hesai with a runny nose, and his mouth croaked, as if he hadn’t eaten for dozens of days. Eat meat... The grandpa's children are obviously much better, especially the cousins, who eat a lot of food, and they feel beautiful when they look at them.
After the meal, the adults made up their minds and felt that the grandpa’s family was about to move to the south. It’s better to treat it as a New Year’s reunion in advance, and give out lucky money to the children to be happy.
New Year's money, Zhu Pingan didn't know why, maybe it was because of his body that his emotions became a little childish, and he became excited for no reason.
After coming to this world, he never touched a penny at all. Now that I can receive the money, it's no wonder I'm not excited. Only when I have money in my hand can I not panic.
"Happy New Year, grandpa and grandma." Zhu Pingan took advantage of his sweet mouth and arched his chubby hands to greet the elders. Although the feudal custom of kneeling is inevitable, for the elders, kneeling is also a beautiful tradition of respecting the old and loving the young.
Because of his sweet mouth, Zhu Pingan received a lot of new year's money from his grandpa and aunt's family, especially the grandpa and aunt each gave him an extra silver bean. Zhu Pingan secretly observed that the grandpa and aunt seemed to only give I have silver beans, and everyone else is a handful of copper coins. Only I have this benefit.
Grandfather and grandmother are still eccentric, Zhu Pingan saw with his own eyes that his grandmother gave Zhu Pingjun one penny more than himself...
After turning around, Zhu Ping'an's small pocket was already full of New Year's money.
At this time, Mrs. Chen came over, with a smile like a wolf grandmother.
At this time, Chen's psychology is like this: You little cunning, I saw that you just received a lot of extra New Year's money, and there are also silver beans, haha, your son is awesome, give it to your mother obediently.
"Good boy, come here, mother will collect the New Year's money for you first, the money is safest with mother, and when you want to buy candy, come to me to get it." Chen went to Zhu Ping'an and rubbed him said with a smile on his little head, and then stretched out his hand.
ha?
Looking at Chen Shilang's grandmother's smile, Zhu Ping'an's face was darkened.
The New Year's money that the mother cheated on the child seems to have been passed down unchanged for thousands of years. The standard name of this trick used by the mother Chen is called "creating out of nothing". It is simple but the best. Mom cheated away the New Year's money with this trick. The magic pen of this trick is for me to help you keep it. This magic pen is like the finishing touch, making this trick come alive. How many innocent children have been cheated by my mother's trick Willingly, Pidianpidian took the initiative to hand in the New Year's money.
However, Zhu Ping'an obviously does not belong to this kind of simple brat.
His answer was different, and his refusal was ingenious, "No, I still have to save up to marry a wife."
Zhu Ping'an's words made all the seven aunts and eight aunts present laugh at that time, and they all laughed at Zhu Ping'an, who was only a little fart and wanted to save money for his wife.
Chen's face was black, it didn't make sense, this **** has been deceived by him for so many years, why didn't he work this time. Marrying a daughter-in-law, how can you think of it yourself at such a young age, who taught it? Turning to stare at Zhu Shouyi.
Zhu Shouyi, who was drinking, lay down on the gun, choking on the wine that his wife stared at, and waved repeatedly to show that he didn't teach it.
Creating something out of nothing and malfunctioning, Mrs. Chen changed to the trick of fishing in troubled waters, singing a bad face if you can't do it with a red face.
"Do you know how dangerous it is for a child to take so much money, and it is a good child's paper to hand in voluntarily." Chen put his hips on his hips, and his voice raised a little on purpose.
If it is an ordinary bear child, at this time, with tears in his eyes, he would say that I was wrong, and then hand in the lucky money.
Unfortunately, Zhu Pingan is not.
"I'll put away the money for marrying a daughter-in-law in a while, and don't take it with me." Zhu Pingan waved his fat paw, saying that he would put it away, and don't bother you old man.
Mrs. Chen got stuck again.
Now my aunt, grandma and others are interested. After all, almost all the children's New Year's money has been cheated by their parents in various ways. Zhu Ping'an is the only one who can not be cheated, so All very curious.
Zhu Ping'an also noticed that almost all the lucky money of brothers and sisters were cheated by parents by various means.
Just now, Zhu Pingjun was deceived by his aunt with a sentence, "The money will be kept by the mother for you, and I will buy new clothes for Jun'er in the future." Hand it in obediently.
And Xiao Yuer was also tricked away by the third aunt with Li Daitao's stiff way, "Yuer, good boy, I will exchange two handfuls of melon seeds and peanuts for your handful of New Year's money, okay? It's not too cost-effective to exchange one for two."
"Okay, thank you, mother." Xiao Yuer nodded cutely, looking as if she had earned it.
Although Zhu Ping'an thinks that he should "cheat" the New Year's money like other bear children, money is very important to him, whether it is education or the capital to make money, it is necessary to put it there for emergency, so for the time being, it is still necessary. New Year's money cannot be handed in.
Seeing that everyone was watching, Mrs. Chen was too embarrassed to coerce Zhu Ping'an's red envelope any more, thinking that she would take Zhu Ping'an's red envelope after her relatives left.
"Well, then you put it away yourself, I won't hit you if you lose it." Chen made things right and went to chat with his sister-in-law.
However, this scene still made many people remember Zhu Ping'an in their hearts. This little guy with a tiger head and a tiger brain is interesting.
(end of this chapter)
Chapter 12 Cheating New Year's MoneyThe procedure of worshiping the ancestors is not ordinary and cumbersome. At the end, the grandpa held wine and said: "The **** of the Zhu family's official government protects the Zhu family, favors the rain to moisten the family, and sweeps the tombs. I am very grateful...Dare to use Liquor is only recommended for the year, and a certain relative and a certain government official, a certain relative, a certain clan, and only food is a feast." After saying that, he poured the wine on the ground and burned paper money.The great-uncle and the grandfather repeated the actions of the great-grandpa one by one, but there was no need to read the words. When we got here, the ancestor worship ceremony was over, and everyone returned to the Zhu family compound.The Zhu Family Courtyard has already prepared a sumptuous lunch. There are three large tables in total. The largest table is for men, and the remaining two tables are for women and children. The meals are almost the same.The bowl is deep and the dishes are full. Stewed native chicken, braised pheasant, braised fish, cold fungus, steamed rabbit meat, braised rabbit meat, and some home-cooked vegetables are also cooked. A few pots of old wine are also served on the table. People are drooling. It really echoes the ancient poem: Mo Xiao's farmhouse is full of wine, and there are enough chickens and pigs to stay in a good year.The three families eat together, and the difference is quite obvious. The family of the grandpa and the family of the aunt are obviously much better than their own in terms of eating.I don't want to talk about adults, just look at the children. Zhu Pingjun from the uncle's family ate Hesai with a runny nose, and his mouth croaked, as if he hadn't eaten for dozens of days. Eat meat... The grandpa's children are obviously much better, especially the cousins, who eat a lot of food, and they feel beautiful when they look at them. After the meal, the adults made up their minds and felt that the grandpa's family was about to move to the south. It's better to treat it as a New Year's reunion in advance, and give out lucky money to the children to be happy. New Year's money, Zhu Pingan didn't know why, maybe it was because of his body that his emotions became a little childish, and he became excited for no reason.After coming to this world, he never touched a penny at all. Now that I can receive the money, it's no wonder I'm not excited. Only when I have money in my hand can I not panic."Happy New Year, grandpa and grandma." Zhu Pingan took advantage of his sweet mouth and arched his chubby hands to greet the elders. Although the feudal custom of kneeling is inevitable, for the elders, kneeling is also a beautiful tradition of respecting the old and loving the young.Because of his sweet mouth, Zhu Pingan received a lot of new year's money from his grandpa and aunt's family, especially the grandpa and aunt each gave him an extra silver bean. Zhu Pingan secretly observed that the grandpa and aunt seemed to only give I have silver beans, and everyone else is a handful of copper coins. Only I have this benefit.Grandfather and grandmother are still eccentric, Zhu Pingan saw with his own eyes that his grandmother gave Zhu Pingjun one penny more than himself... After turning around, Zhu Ping'an's small pocket was already full of New Year's money. At this time, Mrs. Chen came over, with a smile like a wolf grandmother.At this time, Chen's psychology is like this: You little cunning, I saw that you just received a lot of extra New Year's money, and there are also silver beans, haha, your son is awesome, give it to your mother obediently."Good boy, come here, mother will collect the New Year's money for you first, the money is safest with mother, and when you want to buy candy, come to me to get it." Chen went to Zhu Ping'an and rubbed him said with a smile on his little head, and then stretched out his hand. ha?Looking at Chen Shilang's grandmother's smile, Zhu Ping'an's face was darkened.The New Year's money that the mother cheated on the child seems to have been passed down unchanged for thousands of years. The standard name of this trick used by the mother Chen is called "creating out of nothing". It is simple but the best. Mom cheated away the New Year's money with this trick. The magic pen of this trick is for me to help you keep it. This magic pen is like the finishing touch, making this trick come alive. How many innocent children have been cheated by my mother's trick Willingly, Pidianpidian took the initiative to hand in the New Year's money.However, Zhu Ping'an obviously does not belong to this kind of simple brat.His answer was different, and his refusal was ingenious, "No, I still have to save up to marry a wife." Zhu Ping'an's words made all the seven aunts and eight aunts present laugh at that time, and they all laughed at Zhu Ping'an, who was only a little fart and wanted to save money for his wife.Chen's face was black, it didn't make sense, this **** has been deceived by him for so many years, why didn't he work this time. Marrying a daughter-in-law, how can you think of it yourself at such a young age, who taught it? Turning to stare at Zhu Shouyi. Zhu Shouyi, who was drinking, lay down on the gun, choking on the wine that his wife stared at, and waved repeatedly to show that he didn't teach it.Creating something out of nothing and malfunctioning, Mrs. Chen changed to the trick of fishing in troubled waters, singing a bad face if you can't do it with a red face. "Do you know how dangerous it is for a child to take so much money, and it is a good child's paper to hand in voluntarily." Chen put his hips on his hips, and his voice raised a little on purpose.If it is an ordinary bear child, at this time, with tears in his eyes, he would say that I was wrong, and then hand in the lucky money.Unfortunately, Zhu Pingan is not. "I'll put away the money for marrying a daughter-in-law in a while, and don't take it with me." Zhu Pingan waved his fat paw, saying that he would put it away, and don't bother you old man. Mrs. Chen got stuck again.Now my aunt, grandma and others are interested. After all, almost all the children's New Year's money has been cheated by their parents in various ways. Zhu Ping'an is the only one who can not be cheated, so All very curious.Zhu Ping'an also noticed that almost all the lucky money of brothers and sisters were cheated by parents by various means.Just now, Zhu Pingjun was deceived by his aunt with a sentence, "The money will be kept by the mother for you, and I will buy new clothes for Jun'er in the future." Hand it in obediently. And Xiao Yuer was also tricked away by the third aunt with Li Daitao's stiff way, "Yuer, good boy, I will exchange two handfuls of melon seeds and peanuts for your handful of New Year's money, okay? It's not too cost-effective to exchange one for two." "Okay, thank you, mother." Xiao Yuer nodded cutely, looking as if she had earned it.Although Zhu Ping'an thinks that he should "cheat" the New Year's money like other bear children, money is very important to him, whether it is education or the capital to make money, it is necessary to put it there for emergency, so for the time being, it is still necessary. New Year's money cannot be handed in.Seeing that everyone was watching, Mrs. Chen was too embarrassed to coerce Zhu Ping'an's red envelope any more, thinking that she would take Zhu Ping'an's red envelope after her relatives left. "Well, then you put it away yourself, I won't hit you if you lose it." Chen made things right and went to chat with his sister-in-law.However, this scene still made many people remember Zhu Ping'an in their hearts. This little guy with a tiger head and a tiger brain is interesting.end of this chapter
