Chapter 113
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It was about five in the morning when Greg was finally able to get home from Tony. The children, as promised, returned by two o'clock and most likely were already asleep. The legs barely moved up the stairs. It felt like a huge stone was attached to each boot. And the prospect of sleeping alone in this big and empty bed was not at all pleasing.
Greg did not even turn on the light, entering the bedroom. Pulling off his shirt, he was ready to fall onto the bed when a sudden signal rang in silence.
Greg cursed, looking in the dark for the phone. Recently, he really wanted to break this device on the wall, because each new call carried only new problems.
Lana's number appeared on the screen, forcing Greg to hold his breath.
"Lana?" - He called in a worried voice. - "What happened ?!"
"Daaarling!" - Came a slurred voice of the girl - " My sweetest honey! I miss you sooo much!"
Lana was stammering and sounded very odd. She even hickuped a few times.
" Lana? Are you drunk?" - asked Greg in bewilderment.
" Weeell, I am. Or should I say I'm smashed? But its so fun here! And you know what? You were right as always! How can you be so smart?" - she blurred out. - " That woman can be such a pain in the arse. But she sooo cute when she is sh*tfaced..."
" Lana! What the hell?! Why are you drunk? Where are you?" - Greg started to frantically pull his cloth on again.
" Oh! You won't believe that, but this little town even has a shifter's bar! It's not werewolf's, but don't worrrry, everyone is so nice here! And we will be sober in 20 minutes ... Or not... Wow! Risa is caring another bucket of Mohito. It looks sooo big! Do you think I can fit my wolf's head in it if I shift?"
" Damn! Lana, listen to me now! I'm on my way. Please, Please, don't do anything stupid! And don't shift! And don't try to fit your drunkard head in the bucket! Just sit there and wait for me! Or I'm gonna spank you so hard that your buns will be burning for a week!"
" Hmmm... Why this proposition seems kind of nice to me right now?"
" Oh God!" - He breathed out, running down the stairs.
" Oh! Wow!" - came a sudden squeal from the other side.
"What is it?" - hurridly asked Greg, trying in a panic to find his car keys
" Mom just swung at this nasty she-lion. That was a very nice blow! I didn't know that she can fight like this!"
" What? Lana..."
" Sorry, sweety! I gotta go. The friends of this heifer are trying to pull Risa's hair out! Hey! Girls, Wait for meee..."
The sounds of brawl quickly changed to a long tutting. Greg stared at the phone for a second, trying to come around the thought that now he needs to go and broke off the drunken fight between his future mother in law and some unknown she-lions...
" What happened to my life?" - asked he philosophically, getting in the car and stepping on the accelerator.
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It was about five in the morning when Greg was finally able to get home from Tony. The children, as promised, returned by two o'clock and most likely were already asleep. The legs barely moved up the stairs. It felt like a huge stone was attached to each boot. And the prospect of sleeping alone in this big and empty bed was not at all pleasing.
Greg did not even turn on the light, entering the bedroom. Pulling off his shirt, he was ready to fall onto the bed when a sudden signal rang in silence.
Greg cursed, looking in the dark for the phone. Recently, he really wanted to break this device on the wall, because each new call carried only new problems.
Lana's number appeared on the screen, forcing Greg to hold his breath.
"Lana?" - He called in a worried voice. - "What happened ?!"
"Daaarling!" - Came a slurred voice of the girl - " My sweetest honey! I miss you sooo much!"
Lana was stammering and sounded very odd. She even hickuped a few times.
" Lana? Are you drunk?" - asked Greg in bewilderment.
" Weeell, I am. Or should I say I'm smashed? But its so fun here! And you know what? You were right as always! How can you be so smart?" - she blurred out. - " That woman can be such a pain in the arse. But she sooo cute when she is sh*tfaced..."
" Lana! What the hell?! Why are you drunk? Where are you?" - Greg started to frantically pull his cloth on again.
" Oh! You won't believe that, but this little town even has a shifter's bar! It's not werewolf's, but don't worrrry, everyone is so nice here! And we will be sober in 20 minutes ... Or not... Wow! Risa is caring another bucket of Mohito. It looks sooo big! Do you think I can fit my wolf's head in it if I shift?"
" Damn! Lana, listen to me now! I'm on my way. Please, Please, don't do anything stupid! And don't shift! And don't try to fit your drunkard head in the bucket! Just sit there and wait for me! Or I'm gonna spank you so hard that your buns will be burning for a week!"
" Hmmm... Why this proposition seems kind of nice to me right now?"
" Oh God!" - He breathed out, running down the stairs.
" Oh! Wow!" - came a sudden squeal from the other side.
"What is it?" - hurridly asked Greg, trying in a panic to find his car keys
" Mom just swung at this nasty she-lion. That was a very nice blow! I didn't know that she can fight like this!"
" What? Lana..."
" Sorry, sweety! I gotta go. The friends of this heifer are trying to pull Risa's hair out! Hey! Girls, Wait for meee..."
The sounds of brawl quickly changed to a long tutting. Greg stared at the phone for a second, trying to come around the thought that now he needs to go and broke off the drunken fight between his future mother in law and some unknown she-lions...
" What happened to my life?" - asked he philosophically, getting in the car and stepping on the accelerator.
It was about five in the morning when Greg was finally able to get home from Tony. The children, as promised, returned by two o'clock and most likely were already asleep. The legs barely moved up the stairs. It felt like a huge stone was attached to each boot. And the prospect of sleeping alone in this big and empty bed was not at all pleasing. Greg did not even turn on the light, entering the bedroom. Pulling off his shirt, he was ready to fall onto the bed when a sudden signal rang in silence. Greg cursed, looking in the dark for the phone. Recently, he really wanted to break this device on the wall, because each new call carried only new problems. Lana's number appeared on the screen, forcing Greg to hold his breath."Lana?" - He called in a worried voice. - "What happened ?!""Daaarling!" - Came a slurred voice of the girl - " My sweetest honey! I miss you sooo much!"Lana was stammering and sounded very odd. She even hickuped a few times." Lana? Are you drunk?" - asked Greg in bewilderment." Weeell, I am. Or should I say I'm smashed? But its so fun here! And you know what? You were right as always! How can you be so smart?" - she blurred out. - " That woman can be such a pain in the arse. But she sooo cute when she is sh*tfaced..."" Lana! What the hell?! Why are you drunk? Where are you?" - Greg started to frantically pull his cloth on again. " Oh! You won't believe that, but this little town even has a shifter's bar! It's not werewolf's, but don't worrrry, everyone is so nice here! And we will be sober in 20 minutes ... Or not... Wow! Risa is caring another bucket of Mohito. It looks sooo big! Do you think I can fit my wolf's head in it if I shift?"" Damn! Lana, listen to me now! I'm on my way. Please, Please, don't do anything stupid! And don't shift! And don't try to fit your drunkard head in the bucket! Just sit there and wait for me! Or I'm gonna spank you so hard that your buns will be burning for a week!"" Hmmm... Why this proposition seems kind of nice to me right now?"" Oh God!" - He breathed out, running down the stairs." Oh! Wow!" - came a sudden squeal from the other side."What is it?" - hurridly asked Greg, trying in a panic to find his car keys" Mom just swung at this nasty she-lion. That was a very nice blow! I didn't know that she can fight like this!"" What? Lana..."" Sorry, sweety! I gotta go. The friends of this heifer are trying to pull Risa's hair out! Hey! Girls, Wait for meee..."The sounds of brawl quickly changed to a long tutting. Greg stared at the phone for a second, trying to come around the thought that now he needs to go and broke off the drunken fight between his future mother in law and some unknown she-lions..." What happened to my life?" - asked he philosophically, getting in the car and stepping on the accelerator.
