Chapter 150 – Talent Show?
Someone couldn’t help but laugh: “What’s this, a middle-aged chuunibyou!?”
“Haha~ This is interesting~”
Qitian Ming also chuckled and asked: “So, what kind of talent do you want to showcase?”
Lin Ming grinned, then pulled out a razor from his backpack: “I’ll show you all my curse.”
The crowd: ?? Curse? Is that something you can just casually demonstrate?
Curses are usually not something people casually share. People might tell each other if they have a really close relationship. So it’s rare for someone like Lin Ming to come forward and demonstrate it publicly. This piqued everyone’s curiosity, and they cheered:
“Great! Truly a newcomer from our academy, so bold!”
“Hehe…”
After that, Lin Ming directly placed the razor on top of his head.
“Swish!”
One stroke!
A section of his scalp was exposed, like he’d been shaved by a lawnmower. The sight was quite comical, making everyone burst into laughter.
“Hahaha~ Wow! The new students this year are so talented!”
“Swish, swish, swish~”
After a few strokes, Lin Ming ended up completely bald. Then, he shaved off his beard as well. A clean-shaven bald head stood before everyone.
The crowd was left speechless: Who is this handsome guy?
Lin Ming’s new appearance made him look younger, and he even had a hint of a charismatic monk’s vibe.
“Wow!”
Sui Sui was also shocked by Lin Ming’s transformation, then she glanced at Chen Ling beside her. Her eyes shifted to the top of Chen Ling’s head. Her expression seemed to say: What would it look like if the lord god shaved his head bald?
Chen Ling didn’t need mind-reading to know what she was thinking. He calmly said, “When we get back, I’ll shave your head bald.”
As he said that, he even imagined what Sui Li’er would look like with a bald head. He couldn’t help but laugh.
“Huh?” Sui Li’er was taken aback for a moment, then her little head started shaking like a tambourine. “No, no!”
〚 Sui Sui is frightened, -1 million points!〛
Chen Ling chuckled a couple of times and patted her little head: “Hehehe…”
As he patted her head, he chuckled softly. Sui Li’er’s heart trembled, feeling a chill in her mind!
“Wuwuwu!” She quickly covered her head with her hand, preventing Chen Ling from touching it.
At this moment, Lin Ming on the stage spoke again: “My curse is extremely rapid hair growth.”
“So, I look older than I am, but I’m really 18 years old!”
“In another two minutes, my hair and beard will grow back. All the hair on my body is like this.” As he spoke, he seemed to be preparing to take off his clothes.
Qitian Ming was stunned: “What are you doing?”
Lin Ming: “I thought I already shaved it off, so why not shave my armpit hair too…”
The crowd: ?????
There’s really no need for that!
Qitian Ming rolled his eyes at the scattered hair all over the place, and said impatiently: “Just go away!”
“Hehe~ Well, forget it then. It’s been a few days since I last washed anyway.”
The crowd was speechless.
However, two minutes later, a magical scene unfolded. Lin Ming’s completely bald head and his fair face gradually turned darker. In half a minute, his hair grew at an astonishing speed, as if it had gone crazy.
In just half a minute, the charismatic monk disappeared and he turned back into a 30-year-old man. Seeing this, the crowd exclaimed at the magic of the curse. In a certain sense, curses in this world were truly extraordinary.
“Hehe~ The performance is over!”
Qitian Ming was a bit speechless: “Next.”
Another student then stepped onto the stage with a serious expression: “I’m going to showcase my spell…”
“Ah? No way!”
“I’m not watching! Next!”
The people upstairs immediately became unhappy. Showcasing some spell, you practice spells every day. Are you going to showcase using spells?
“Quickly sing a song, showcase a talent, make the senior brothers and sisters happy, or we’ll beat you up!”
“That’s right!”
The people upstairs shouted loudly, of course, they were just joking. Nobody wanted to watch a spell performance.
The person on the stage looked a bit embarrassed: “But I don’t have any talent.”
“Oh come on, just sing a song casually, even farting will do.”
“Well…” Helplessly, the person could only sing a song.
After several people sang their songs, the audience upstairs exclaimed: “No, not good, can’t stand it! Next one, next one!”
The people upstairs were clearly there to enjoy themselves and didn’t mind causing a commotion. The new students realized that the earlier they performed, the better. Otherwise, the demands would become more outrageous as it went on.
Of course, they could choose not to listen to them. It wasn’t mandatory, but in that kind of environment, some people felt awkward refusing.
As the performances went on, they became more and more outrageous. Ordinary singing wasn’t enough, so they sang upside down or danced. The most outrageous act was a demonstration of snowfall. The guy gently shook his head, and dandruff fell like snowflakes, covering Qitian Ming.
“Are you trying to kill me?”
“Hahaha~”
Everyone burst into laughter, even the surrounding instructors couldn’t help but laugh.
When Luo Yuxiu went up, before she even started her introduction, the crowd erupted.
“Isn’t that the daughter of the Luo family? I’ve heard of her name for a long time! She’s really beautiful!”
“Wow~ a beauty!”
She calmly spoke: “Luo Yuxiu, 18 years old, demonstrating a machine I invented myself.”
“No, I want to see a dance!”
The crowd shouted, but Luo Yuxiu completely ignored them. She focused on tinkering with her machine, and once she was done, she put it away and walked off the stage without a word.
Crowd: “…”
After Luo Yuxiu came down, she walked straight to Sui Li’er, her face breaking into a smile.
Most people had already finished their performances, with just a few left.
Sui Li’er was one of them. She dreaded these kinds of situations the most. She had trouble even speaking to strangers, so how could she possibly showcase any talent on stage? Her grip on Chen Ling’s hand had turned sweaty due to nervousness.
〚 Ding~ Sui Sui is nervous and scared, points deducted: 10 million!〛
Chen Ling chuckled, patting her head. He was about to say something, but Luo Yuxiu suddenly interjected: “If you’re scared, I can go up with you!”
“Huh!? Really?”
Chen Ling: Hey, you stole my line!
Sui Li’er’s face lit up with joy for a moment. However, the joy lasted only a second: “But I’m still scared, can I not go? I don’t want to go, wu~”
“Um…” Luo Yuxiu felt a bit awkward at this turn of events.
Chen Ling felt a sense of amusement: You can’t do it, she needs her husband!
Then he calmly spoke: “Can I accompany you?”
“Wu!”
Sui Li’er was waiting for him to say that!
“Hehe~ Well, then I won’t be scared!” As long as she held Chen Ling’s hand all the time, she should be fine. With Lord God by her side, she wasn’t afraid of anything…
“Wu wu, I suddenly don’t want to go anymore! Chen Ling!” Sui Li’er grabbed his hand and stood still, refusing to move.
Chen Ling couldn’t help but chuckle softly: “It’s okay, after you go up, you don’t have to do anything. I’ll handle it.”
Beside them, Luo Yuxiu blushed and had a puzzled expression, sensing that something was a bit off.
“Hmm? Really?” Hearing this, Sui Li’er actually felt relieved. With Chen Ling’s assurance, she felt much better. Lord God was indeed reliable~
Chapter 150 – Talent Show?
Someone couldn’t help but laugh: “What’s this, a middle-aged chuunibyou!?”
“Haha~ This is interesting~”
Qitian Ming also chuckled and asked: “So, what kind of talent do you want to showcase?”
Lin Ming grinned, then pulled out a razor from his backpack: “I’ll show you all my curse.”
The crowd: ?? Curse? Is that something you can just casually demonstrate?
Curses are usually not something people casually share. People might tell each other if they have a really close relationship. So it’s rare for someone like Lin Ming to come forward and demonstrate it publicly. This piqued everyone’s curiosity, and they cheered:
“Great! Truly a newcomer from our academy, so bold!”
“Hehe…”
After that, Lin Ming directly placed the razor on top of his head.
“Swish!”
One stroke!
A section of his scalp was exposed, like he’d been shaved by a lawnmower. The sight was quite comical, making everyone burst into laughter.
“Hahaha~ Wow! The new students this year are so talented!”
“Swish, swish, swish~”
After a few strokes, Lin Ming ended up completely bald. Then, he shaved off his beard as well. A clean-shaven bald head stood before everyone.
The crowd was left speechless: Who is this handsome guy?
Lin Ming’s new appearance made him look younger, and he even had a hint of a charismatic monk’s vibe.
“Wow!”
Sui Sui was also shocked by Lin Ming’s transformation, then she glanced at Chen Ling beside her. Her eyes shifted to the top of Chen Ling’s head. Her expression seemed to say: What would it look like if the lord god shaved his head bald?
Chen Ling didn’t need mind-reading to know what she was thinking. He calmly said, “When we get back, I’ll shave your head bald.”
As he said that, he even imagined what Sui Li’er would look like with a bald head. He couldn’t help but laugh.
“Huh?” Sui Li’er was taken aback for a moment, then her little head started shaking like a tambourine. “No, no!”
〚 Sui Sui is frightened, -1 million points!〛
Chen Ling chuckled a couple of times and patted her little head: “Hehehe…”
As he patted her head, he chuckled softly. Sui Li’er’s heart trembled, feeling a chill in her mind!
“Wuwuwu!” She quickly covered her head with her hand, preventing Chen Ling from touching it.
At this moment, Lin Ming on the stage spoke again: “My curse is extremely rapid hair growth.”
“So, I look older than I am, but I’m really 18 years old!”
“In another two minutes, my hair and beard will grow back. All the hair on my body is like this.” As he spoke, he seemed to be preparing to take off his clothes.
Qitian Ming was stunned: “What are you doing?”
Lin Ming: “I thought I already shaved it off, so why not shave my armpit hair too…”
The crowd: ?????
There’s really no need for that!
Qitian Ming rolled his eyes at the scattered hair all over the place, and said impatiently: “Just go away!”
“Hehe~ Well, forget it then. It’s been a few days since I last washed anyway.”
The crowd was speechless.
However, two minutes later, a magical scene unfolded. Lin Ming’s completely bald head and his fair face gradually turned darker. In half a minute, his hair grew at an astonishing speed, as if it had gone crazy.
In just half a minute, the charismatic monk disappeared and he turned back into a 30-year-old man. Seeing this, the crowd exclaimed at the magic of the curse. In a certain sense, curses in this world were truly extraordinary.
“Hehe~ The performance is over!”
Qitian Ming was a bit speechless: “Next.”
Another student then stepped onto the stage with a serious expression: “I’m going to showcase my spell…”
“Ah? No way!”
“I’m not watching! Next!”
The people upstairs immediately became unhappy. Showcasing some spell, you practice spells every day. Are you going to showcase using spells?
“Quickly sing a song, showcase a talent, make the senior brothers and sisters happy, or we’ll beat you up!”
“That’s right!”
The people upstairs shouted loudly, of course, they were just joking. Nobody wanted to watch a spell performance.
The person on the stage looked a bit embarrassed: “But I don’t have any talent.”
“Oh come on, just sing a song casually, even farting will do.”
“Well…” Helplessly, the person could only sing a song.
After several people sang their songs, the audience upstairs exclaimed: “No, not good, can’t stand it! Next one, next one!”
The people upstairs were clearly there to enjoy themselves and didn’t mind causing a commotion. The new students realized that the earlier they performed, the better. Otherwise, the demands would become more outrageous as it went on.
Of course, they could choose not to listen to them. It wasn’t mandatory, but in that kind of environment, some people felt awkward refusing.
As the performances went on, they became more and more outrageous. Ordinary singing wasn’t enough, so they sang upside down or danced. The most outrageous act was a demonstration of snowfall. The guy gently shook his head, and dandruff fell like snowflakes, covering Qitian Ming.
“Are you trying to kill me?”
“Hahaha~”
Everyone burst into laughter, even the surrounding instructors couldn’t help but laugh.
When Luo Yuxiu went up, before she even started her introduction, the crowd erupted.
“Isn’t that the daughter of the Luo family? I’ve heard of her name for a long time! She’s really beautiful!”
“Wow~ a beauty!”
She calmly spoke: “Luo Yuxiu, 18 years old, demonstrating a machine I invented myself.”
“No, I want to see a dance!”
The crowd shouted, but Luo Yuxiu completely ignored them. She focused on tinkering with her machine, and once she was done, she put it away and walked off the stage without a word.
Crowd: “…”
After Luo Yuxiu came down, she walked straight to Sui Li’er, her face breaking into a smile.
Most people had already finished their performances, with just a few left.
Sui Li’er was one of them. She dreaded these kinds of situations the most. She had trouble even speaking to strangers, so how could she possibly showcase any talent on stage? Her grip on Chen Ling’s hand had turned sweaty due to nervousness.
〚 Ding~ Sui Sui is nervous and scared, points deducted: 10 million!〛
Chen Ling chuckled, patting her head. He was about to say something, but Luo Yuxiu suddenly interjected: “If you’re scared, I can go up with you!”
“Huh!? Really?”
Chen Ling: Hey, you stole my line!
Sui Li’er’s face lit up with joy for a moment. However, the joy lasted only a second: “But I’m still scared, can I not go? I don’t want to go, wu~”
“Um…” Luo Yuxiu felt a bit awkward at this turn of events.
Chen Ling felt a sense of amusement: You can’t do it, she needs her husband!
Then he calmly spoke: “Can I accompany you?”
“Wu!”
Sui Li’er was waiting for him to say that!
“Hehe~ Well, then I won’t be scared!” As long as she held Chen Ling’s hand all the time, she should be fine. With Lord God by her side, she wasn’t afraid of anything…
“Wu wu, I suddenly don’t want to go anymore! Chen Ling!” Sui Li’er grabbed his hand and stood still, refusing to move.
Chen Ling couldn’t help but chuckle softly: “It’s okay, after you go up, you don’t have to do anything. I’ll handle it.”
Beside them, Luo Yuxiu blushed and had a puzzled expression, sensing that something was a bit off.
“Hmm? Really?” Hearing this, Sui Li’er actually felt relieved. With Chen Ling’s assurance, she felt much better. Lord God was indeed reliable~
