Side: Morishita Daiki
“Hahaha! What you’re saying is exactly like the shallow thinking of children!”
We’re in a reception office of a multi-story building.
Is the size of this office around 8 tatami mats?
There were me, Abeno-senpai, president, black suited man and black T-shirt man here.
We were sitting on black sofas and we were facing each other on a glass table.
By the way, Abeno-senpai said the mysterious worlds “It’ll become profitable. I like money, you know.” and followed us.
And, the black-suited man continued laughing in this reception office decorated with tiger skin.
“Shallow thinking of a child?”
“Yeah, it’s only natural for the child to pay off the debts of their parents, isn’t it?”
“That’s why I’m saying that president’s family can abdicate their inheritance according to the law.”
“That’s exactly why it’s shallow thinking. Adult’s society is complicated and sometimes mysterious, right? So can you not butt into adult contracts with your shallow thinking of a child?”
“How and where is it shallow thinking!?”
“The words of a highschool student what can they be other than shallow thinking! Hahaha… hahaha!”
Abeno-senpai whispered into my ear.
“The opponent is also finance shop. They too have knowledge. They know they’ll lose in legality— They’re taking the strategy of playing deaf.”
Well, there’s that.
And the black-suited man tapped his palm *Pan*.
“And with that the adult’s law is complicated and mysterious. At any rate, that Murayama-san has no other choice but to pay the debt… So can’t you accept it and withdraw?”
“I won’t withdraw. The law part is on this side. There’s no reason to withdraw. Can you specifically explain where I am wrong with my point?”
Then his eyes changed and started glaring at me.
“Aah, that’s right. If it’s about legality then it’s exactly as you said. However, don’t go talking about meaningless things like the law! I am the crime syndicate. In words that even kids can understand I’m yakuza. A crime syndicate to an extent is beyond the law.”
I smiled like it was amazing.
Since his deception didn’t work he immediately threatens us, huh?
In these modern times, there were also coelacanth yakuza like him. (TN: It’s a fish. Basically he thought these types of yakuzas were extinct and didn’t exist but they were still there just hidden.)
“You lot know of yakuza companies.”
“In that case, while this side is still smiling—”
The other man yelled.
“Withdraw quickly so you won’t get hurt! Shitty brats!”
The black-suited man took out a tobacco and was lighting it up.
“Tobacco is bad. I’m wondering if you would not light it up?”
The man ignored Abeno-senpai’s words and lit the tobacco up.
“Quickly put out the fire of the tobacco!”
“Shut up! Do you also want to be thrown in a brothel!?”
“Try it if you can.”
There veins popping up on Abeno-senpais forehead.
And then she made a huge smile while her eyes were chilled.
Ah, this person is also hopeless.
Leaving that aside…
“Anyhow, let’s end it peacefully. Murayama family will give up the succession according to the law. Then she’ll be forgiven, isn’t that nice?”
Then the man sighed.
“What are you guys?”
“What do you think?”
“You look as if you aren’t afraid of yakuza, however?”
Well, I’m a hero and Abeno-senpai is an exorcist.
We have no reason to fear trash who are violent like small-fish and can only bully the ones weaker than them.
“Well, anyhow, forgiven is it?”
“As I thought aren’t you guys underestimating the yakuza? We’re also doing honourable business. Why don’t you be taken down a bit from your pillars?”
The big man that was sitting next to the black-suited man stood up.
“This guy is a 3rd dan in Karate… He has 6 previous criminal offences. Be relieved… You’ll only receive a little pain. Aah, by the way if you prostrate yourselves now you’ll be forgiven… I won’t mind if we leave things such as they are…”
Abeno-senpai stood up at the same time the big man took a step towards us.
“Do you also think that you’ve become strong by bullying the weak? Certainly this crime syndicate is under the umbrella of the regional one. And then the whole headquarters of the regional gang can be killed by 20 riot officers with automatic rifles and if they are serious they’ll finish in 20 minutes . Your power is just as that. There’s no need for the military to come.”
The black man flushed his cheeks.
“Oi, female brat. What did you… just say?”
“Be aware that the state has been overlooking you and allowed you to continue to exist. What crime syndicate. Can you guys even put up a decent effort? Comparing you to the people of the Middle East is ridiculous. Even if I compare you lot to 30 trainees of the JSDF… The headquarters level is not more than small fish, is it?”
“What are you saying!”
“I’m just pointing out reality. The equipment you lot have is… pistols and shivs? You’re really making me laugh. Even your average policeman has received proper training than you lot. Policemen who’ve trained with guns under the assumption of the possibility of killing people are different from some whammy-shammy experts of violence like you lot… Well, he can kill all 3 of you by himself if he feels so.”
“What are you talking about… shitty brat?”
“You lot, do you know? I’ll give you that you have numbers like cockroaches but your equipment is meager. Your training is sloppy. Even as a crime syndicate you’re unbelievably weak and ill-prepared. And, at least as a crime syndicate you should have machine guns and several armoured vehicles. You’re not even worth mentioning. I’ll say this again, the people in the middle east can be called a crime syndicate. You lot are overlooked by the nation and restrained to use true violence by the military and security organizations… Your existence is allowed.”
“And I’m repeating myself, what have you been saying since earlier…”
“What I’m saying is really simple. Basically—”
Abeno-senpai brushed her long black hair.
“You lot can be easily squashed like little bugs— So come at me fast. Dimwit.”
Side: Morishita Daiki
“Hahaha! What you’re saying is exactly like the shallow thinking of children!”
We’re in a reception office of a multi-story building.
Is the size of this office around 8 tatami mats?
There were me, Abeno-senpai, president, black suited man and black T-shirt man here.
We were sitting on black sofas and we were facing each other on a glass table.
By the way, Abeno-senpai said the mysterious worlds “It’ll become profitable. I like money, you know.” and followed us.
And, the black-suited man continued laughing in this reception office decorated with tiger skin.
“Shallow thinking of a child?”
“Yeah, it’s only natural for the child to pay off the debts of their parents, isn’t it?”
“That’s why I’m saying that president’s family can abdicate their inheritance according to the law.”
“That’s exactly why it’s shallow thinking. Adult’s society is complicated and sometimes mysterious, right? So can you not butt into adult contracts with your shallow thinking of a child?”
“How and where is it shallow thinking!?”
“The words of a highschool student what can they be other than shallow thinking! Hahaha… hahaha!”
Abeno-senpai whispered into my ear.
“The opponent is also finance shop. They too have knowledge. They know they’ll lose in legality— They’re taking the strategy of playing deaf.”
Well, there’s that.
And the black-suited man tapped his palm *Pan*.
“And with that the adult’s law is complicated and mysterious. At any rate, that Murayama-san has no other choice but to pay the debt… So can’t you accept it and withdraw?”
“I won’t withdraw. The law part is on this side. There’s no reason to withdraw. Can you specifically explain where I am wrong with my point?”
Then his eyes changed and started glaring at me.
“Aah, that’s right. If it’s about legality then it’s exactly as you said. However, don’t go talking about meaningless things like the law! I am the crime syndicate. In words that even kids can understand I’m yakuza. A crime syndicate to an extent is beyond the law.”
I smiled like it was amazing.
Since his deception didn’t work he immediately threatens us, huh?
In these modern times, there were also coelacanth yakuza like him. (TN: It’s a fish. Basically he thought these types of yakuzas were extinct and didn’t exist but they were still there just hidden.)
“You lot know of yakuza companies.”
“In that case, while this side is still smiling—”
The other man yelled.
“Withdraw quickly so you won’t get hurt! Shitty brats!”
The black-suited man took out a tobacco and was lighting it up.
“Tobacco is bad. I’m wondering if you would not light it up?”
The man ignored Abeno-senpai’s words and lit the tobacco up.
“Quickly put out the fire of the tobacco!”
“Shut up! Do you also want to be thrown in a brothel!?”
“Try it if you can.”
There veins popping up on Abeno-senpais forehead.
And then she made a huge smile while her eyes were chilled.
Ah, this person is also hopeless.
Leaving that aside…
“Anyhow, let’s end it peacefully. Murayama family will give up the succession according to the law. Then she’ll be forgiven, isn’t that nice?”
Then the man sighed.
“What are you guys?”
“What do you think?”
“You look as if you aren’t afraid of yakuza, however?”
Well, I’m a hero and Abeno-senpai is an exorcist.
We have no reason to fear trash who are violent like small-fish and can only bully the ones weaker than them.
“Well, anyhow, forgiven is it?”
“As I thought aren’t you guys underestimating the yakuza? We’re also doing honourable business. Why don’t you be taken down a bit from your pillars?”
The big man that was sitting next to the black-suited man stood up.
“This guy is a 3rd dan in Karate… He has 6 previous criminal offences. Be relieved… You’ll only receive a little pain. Aah, by the way if you prostrate yourselves now you’ll be forgiven… I won’t mind if we leave things such as they are…”
Abeno-senpai stood up at the same time the big man took a step towards us.
“Do you also think that you’ve become strong by bullying the weak? Certainly this crime syndicate is under the umbrella of the regional one. And then the whole headquarters of the regional gang can be killed by 20 riot officers with automatic rifles and if they are serious they’ll finish in 20 minutes . Your power is just as that. There’s no need for the military to come.”
The black man flushed his cheeks.
“Oi, female brat. What did you… just say?”
“Be aware that the state has been overlooking you and allowed you to continue to exist. What crime syndicate. Can you guys even put up a decent effort? Comparing you to the people of the Middle East is ridiculous. Even if I compare you lot to 30 trainees of the JSDF… The headquarters level is not more than small fish, is it?”
“What are you saying!”
“I’m just pointing out reality. The equipment you lot have is… pistols and shivs? You’re really making me laugh. Even your average policeman has received proper training than you lot. Policemen who’ve trained with guns under the assumption of the possibility of killing people are different from some whammy-shammy experts of violence like you lot… Well, he can kill all 3 of you by himself if he feels so.”
“What are you talking about… shitty brat?”
“You lot, do you know? I’ll give you that you have numbers like cockroaches but your equipment is meager. Your training is sloppy. Even as a crime syndicate you’re unbelievably weak and ill-prepared. And, at least as a crime syndicate you should have machine guns and several armoured vehicles. You’re not even worth mentioning. I’ll say this again, the people in the middle east can be called a crime syndicate. You lot are overlooked by the nation and restrained to use true violence by the military and security organizations… Your existence is allowed.”
“And I’m repeating myself, what have you been saying since earlier…”
“What I’m saying is really simple. Basically—”
Abeno-senpai brushed her long black hair.
“You lot can be easily squashed like little bugs— So come at me fast. Dimwit.”
