~3rd Person Perspective~
The time is just a little bit past noon.
It’s usually the time after the peak of the day and the number of customers gradually begins to settle down.
However, only on that day, the number of visitors to the Goblin Restaurant hit a record high.
For some reason… actually, the reason is clear.
This is because a group that could populate a village suddenly came to the establishment.
“Oh yeah! I feel like I’ve gone up to heaven!” (Villager)
“Truly, I’m grateful that I can eat such delicious food for two days in a row…” (Villager)
“Especially this stewed six-eyed goat is incredibly delicious!” (Villager)
“—Stewed six-eyed goat guts, goblin-style! Don’t make a mistake!” (Tiny)
The eldest goblin brother, who brought the next dish shouted back.
The villagers from Gatel Village were excited by the appearance of new delicious meals.
“Wha-what, Big Brother! The soup is ready! Here serve it…” (Burly)
“We have to do something about this! Bring the whole pot! Don’t forget the plate!” (Tiny)
“Big Brother this is bad! The bent carrots are about to run out of stock!” (Skinny)
“Then you should change the menu! This is the stage to show-off our ‘hands’!” (Tiny)
It was a great success, and the three Goblin brothers were more motivated than ever because of their nonstop work.
At that time, Rudolf, the mayor of Gatel Village, rushes over.
“Sorry, Goblins-san, the people of our village have never eaten such a delicious food, and it’s just a result of that… They lost themselves.” (Rudolf)
“Old man stand aside! Sit down because it’s fine! You are also a guest!” (Tiny)
“But…!” (Rudolf)
“Oh, forget about it! This is from Mid-Boss-san! Stop asking me stuff!” (Tiny)
“Mid-Mid-Boss-san…? Who’s that…?” (Rudolf)
“Just sit down!” (Tiny)
“Woah!?” (Rudolf)
Tiny forced Rudolf, who leaned his head forward, to sit in a nearby chair.
“Everyone is fighting! Our battlefield is in the Goblin Restaurant! That’s what Mid-Boss-san said! —Now, the next dish!” (Tiny)
Once again, the villagers’ calls echo.
~3rd Person Perspective~
“—You seem unhappy.” (Nils)
On the First Floor the person in charge, Poison Slime, approached.
Nils, the commander of the First Battle Maiden Army, leads around 150 Valkyries, grabs her huge buster sword.
She then releases a terrible killing intent that cannot be imagined that could come from the appearance of a Divine Valkyrie.
“Let me say something interesting.” (Poison Slime)
Opposite her is Poison Slime, who leads his Slime Corps.
The atmosphere feels like it could erupt at any point.
The air is so tense you can cut it with a knife.
“I think it’s you who is unhappy because you are separated from the other Valkyries and your supply of divinity is gone.” (Poison Slime)
“This situation is unfortunate, no matter… I am Valkyrie Commander Nils, I am the best of the Valkyries.”
Nils raises her buster sword high.
“I haven’t lost in any of my many battles, I am a one of a kind warrior, and people call me, the War God Nils… I’m sure you’ve heard of me you insignificant slime.” (Nils)
“Insignificant, slime…?” (Poison Slime)
Poison Slime’s body quivered slightly.
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“Yes, we are noble and proud Valkyries, we will trample you underfoot with the difference in our power without a supply of divinity— You Unicellular Organisms!” (Nils)
“… Ah, you really said that line.” (Poison Slime)
Visible anger emanates from Poison Slime’s body.
No, it’s not limited to Poison Slime.
His slimes were trembling in rage as well.
It is no secret, “Unicellular Organisms” for slimes is the worst insult you can say.
The word “consideration”, which existed in some of them, burst without a trace with that one phrase.
However, the War Maidens are inspired by the brave figure of the War God Nils, not noticing the change in their enemies.
“That’s right! We have the War God Nils-sama!” (Valkyrie)
“We don’t have to work with Nils-sama, especially in such a dark and dirty cave! She can capture it by herself!” (Valkyrie)
“Nils-sama! Nils-sama!” (Valkyrie)
And the cheers for “Nils-sama” echoed.
It echoed in the cave and shook the slimes’ bodies.
This is the decisive blow.
“—they’re completely taken! Please! Helper-san!” (Poison Slime)
“Okay, this is gonna be messy~☆!” (Helper)
Poison Slime called her name.
However, the Valkyries are obsessed with cheering and did not even notice her existence.
Of course, she then activates her ability—
“Nils-sama! Nils-sama!” (Valkyrie)
“Fufu, stop, you guys, even if you praise me a lot, nothing will come of it.” (Nils)
“Nils-sama! Nils-sama! Hold me!” (Valkyrie)
“…Hmm? Did someone say something strange right now?” (Nils)
“Hug me! Hold me! Hold me!” (Valkyrie)
“Hmmm, you guys… what the!? What’s with those dangerous gazes!? Don’t push, don’t push…” (Nils)
“Hold me~ yes~ yeah!!!” (Valkyrie)
“Uwaaaaaaaaaa!” (Nils)
—At the moment, the dam broke down.
The Valkyries who are surrounding Nils attacked her, all at once.
The rushing Valkyries began to strip Nils’s armor as soon as they are within reach, with slack grins and heaving sighs!
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“What, what are you guys suddenly taking off my armor?! …Don’t take off my armor!” (Nils)
“This is not necessary. To obstruct, the dignity that overflows from Nils-sama! We have to take it off!” (Valkyrie)
“Are you stupid!? …Ahh! Did someone rubbed my chest!?” (Nils)
“Even the muscular Nils-sama is soft there… and you also have such a firm stomach…!” (Valkyrie)
“Hiiii! Don’t trace your finger against my stomach!? It feels weird, you guys!?” (Nils)
What has unfolded is an unexplored realm within the Battle Maidens, a secret flower garden—however it is something not as simple as the name. [T/N: So it’s like a euphemism for some girl-on-girl action.]
They are like a flock of zombies.
What is currently happening is no longer a battle.
Poison Slime trembled inwardly as he watched the Valkyries, the enemy in front of him, who started to fight each other.
“That’s right, the helper that Narugoa-san called… she has quite the terrible ability…” (Poison Slime)
“A lot of dark stuff is coming out…” (Helper-san)
The helper is blushing while staring at the Valkyries as the situation escalates, and it seems that my words can no longer be heard.
—Nymph the Water Spirit.
It’s commonly known that she is a monster with strong magical power and a beautiful female figure.
And her special ability is—[Female Libido Manipulation].
Virgin girls who have never known of men, devout priestesses—moreover proud Valkyries.
As a woman, they cannot escape her abilities.
By the way, “Dark stuff” is the nosebleed from the Valkyries who are getting beaten down by Nils.
“Yo-you bastards! Have you bastards done something on my Valkyrie unit!?” (Nils)
Nils finally shakes off the Valkyries and screams at Poison Slime and his cohorts.
Her hair and clothes were messed up as if she had just been attacked by a thug-no, this wasn’t a metaphor, it was just what it meant.
“Brainwashing magic !? How can an insignificant slime…! (Nils)
“—*Snort*?” (Poison Slime)
Poison slime chuckles and snorts disdainfully at h.
“I’m sorry, proud Valkyrie-sama, we’re just unicellular organisms, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (Poison Slime)
“You…! I’ll blow you away!” (Nils)
Nils is angry and charges with her sword ready.
As expected, there is only the name of a war god, and the sharpness of the step is a different dimension.
Faster than the blink of an eye, Nils stabbed Poison Slime’s body, and in a flash—Poison Slime’s body gets splattered.
“Enemy general! Defeated!” (Nils)
Nils smiles with a triumphant smile.
However
“-Oh, I’m just physically invalidated.” (Poison Sime)
“What!?” (Nils)
The exploded Poison Slime sticks to Nils’ armor as if he had planned on being splattered.
And soon he produced toxins.
Then there was a loud clang, and Nils’s armor came loose.
The toxin of Poison Slime accurately dissolved only the seams of her armor.
“Waaa, my armor!? My noble armor…!” (Nils)
Nils hurriedly tried to pick up her armor, but as she does she felt a strange gaze and turned around.
The Valkyries are gathering around her, with a strange blissful expression.
The appearance of Nils seems to be quite the sensual sight.
Regardless, the little remaining reason disappears from their minds.
“Nils-sama…” (Valkyrie)
“Oh, hey… You guys wait a minute, we are at work… no, not even in our private time…!” (Nils)
“–Nils-sama kyaaaaaaaaaah~!!” (Valkyrie)
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!?” (Nils)
The Valkyrie corps who have forgotten themselves, came rushing like a swarm of zombies.
Fearing the inevitable, Nils took out an indigo crystal from her bosom.
—Sky Drops.
A magic item to return to heaven.
“No! Strategic retreat!” (Nils)
The [Sky Drops] shine and Nils’s appearance disappears in an instant.
Seeing this, the Valkyrie also ready their Sky Drop.
“Nils-sama ran away!” (Valkyrie)
“Why would you want to escape!” (Valkyrie)
Then, a number of lights shined, and the Valkyries evacuated from the Cave of Silence all at once.
Following their Nils-sama, who they admired.
Seeing that, Poison Slime just chuckles.
“They aren’t tough, we haven’t even used a single trap—well, we’ve won anyway! Thank you Nymph!” (Poison Slime)
“Again…?” (Nymph)
“Narugoa-san!! I’m scared of this person!! Narugoa-san!!!” (Poison Slime)
The cry of Poison Slime reverberated across the first level.
~3rd Person Perspective~
The time is just a little bit past noon.
It’s usually the time after the peak of the day and the number of customers gradually begins to settle down.
However, only on that day, the number of visitors to the Goblin Restaurant hit a record high.
For some reason… actually, the reason is clear.
This is because a group that could populate a village suddenly came to the establishment.
“Oh yeah! I feel like I’ve gone up to heaven!” (Villager)
“Truly, I’m grateful that I can eat such delicious food for two days in a row…” (Villager)
“Especially this stewed six-eyed goat is incredibly delicious!” (Villager)
“—Stewed six-eyed goat guts, goblin-style! Don’t make a mistake!” (Tiny)
The eldest goblin brother, who brought the next dish shouted back.
The villagers from Gatel Village were excited by the appearance of new delicious meals.
“Wha-what, Big Brother! The soup is ready! Here serve it…” (Burly)
“We have to do something about this! Bring the whole pot! Don’t forget the plate!” (Tiny)
“Big Brother this is bad! The bent carrots are about to run out of stock!” (Skinny)
“Then you should change the menu! This is the stage to show-off our ‘hands’!” (Tiny)
It was a great success, and the three Goblin brothers were more motivated than ever because of their nonstop work.
At that time, Rudolf, the mayor of Gatel Village, rushes over.
“Sorry, Goblins-san, the people of our village have never eaten such a delicious food, and it’s just a result of that… They lost themselves.” (Rudolf)
“Old man stand aside! Sit down because it’s fine! You are also a guest!” (Tiny)
“But…!” (Rudolf)
“Oh, forget about it! This is from Mid-Boss-san! Stop asking me stuff!” (Tiny)
“Mid-Mid-Boss-san…? Who’s that…?” (Rudolf)
“Just sit down!” (Tiny)
“Woah!?” (Rudolf)
Tiny forced Rudolf, who leaned his head forward, to sit in a nearby chair.
“Everyone is fighting! Our battlefield is in the Goblin Restaurant! That’s what Mid-Boss-san said! —Now, the next dish!” (Tiny)
Once again, the villagers’ calls echo.
~3rd Person Perspective~
“—You seem unhappy.” (Nils)
On the First Floor the person in charge, Poison Slime, approached.
Nils, the commander of the First Battle Maiden Army, leads around 150 Valkyries, grabs her huge buster sword.
She then releases a terrible killing intent that cannot be imagined that could come from the appearance of a Divine Valkyrie.
“Let me say something interesting.” (Poison Slime)
Opposite her is Poison Slime, who leads his Slime Corps.
The atmosphere feels like it could erupt at any point.
The air is so tense you can cut it with a knife.
“I think it’s you who is unhappy because you are separated from the other Valkyries and your supply of divinity is gone.” (Poison Slime)
“This situation is unfortunate, no matter… I am Valkyrie Commander Nils, I am the best of the Valkyries.”
Nils raises her buster sword high.
“I haven’t lost in any of my many battles, I am a one of a kind warrior, and people call me, the War God Nils… I’m sure you’ve heard of me you insignificant slime.” (Nils)
“Insignificant, slime…?” (Poison Slime)
Poison Slime’s body quivered slightly.
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“Yes, we are noble and proud Valkyries, we will trample you underfoot with the difference in our power without a supply of divinity— You Unicellular Organisms!” (Nils)
“… Ah, you really said that line.” (Poison Slime)
Visible anger emanates from Poison Slime’s body.
No, it’s not limited to Poison Slime.
His slimes were trembling in rage as well.
It is no secret, “Unicellular Organisms” for slimes is the worst insult you can say.
The word “consideration”, which existed in some of them, burst without a trace with that one phrase.
However, the War Maidens are inspired by the brave figure of the War God Nils, not noticing the change in their enemies.
“That’s right! We have the War God Nils-sama!” (Valkyrie)
“We don’t have to work with Nils-sama, especially in such a dark and dirty cave! She can capture it by herself!” (Valkyrie)
“Nils-sama! Nils-sama!” (Valkyrie)
And the cheers for “Nils-sama” echoed.
It echoed in the cave and shook the slimes’ bodies.
This is the decisive blow.
“—they’re completely taken! Please! Helper-san!” (Poison Slime)
“Okay, this is gonna be messy~☆!” (Helper)
Poison Slime called her name.
However, the Valkyries are obsessed with cheering and did not even notice her existence.
Of course, she then activates her ability—
“Nils-sama! Nils-sama!” (Valkyrie)
“Fufu, stop, you guys, even if you praise me a lot, nothing will come of it.” (Nils)
“Nils-sama! Nils-sama! Hold me!” (Valkyrie)
“…Hmm? Did someone say something strange right now?” (Nils)
“Hug me! Hold me! Hold me!” (Valkyrie)
“Hmmm, you guys… what the!? What’s with those dangerous gazes!? Don’t push, don’t push…” (Nils)
“Hold me~ yes~ yeah!!!” (Valkyrie)
“Uwaaaaaaaaaa!” (Nils)
—At the moment, the dam broke down.
The Valkyries who are surrounding Nils attacked her, all at once.
The rushing Valkyries began to strip Nils’s armor as soon as they are within reach, with slack grins and heaving sighs!
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“What, what are you guys suddenly taking off my armor?! …Don’t take off my armor!” (Nils)
“This is not necessary. To obstruct, the dignity that overflows from Nils-sama! We have to take it off!” (Valkyrie)
“Are you stupid!? …Ahh! Did someone rubbed my chest!?” (Nils)
“Even the muscular Nils-sama is soft there… and you also have such a firm stomach…!” (Valkyrie)
“Hiiii! Don’t trace your finger against my stomach!? It feels weird, you guys!?” (Nils)
What has unfolded is an unexplored realm within the Battle Maidens, a secret flower garden—however it is something not as simple as the name. [T/N: So it’s like a euphemism for some girl-on-girl action.]
They are like a flock of zombies.
What is currently happening is no longer a battle.
Poison Slime trembled inwardly as he watched the Valkyries, the enemy in front of him, who started to fight each other.
“That’s right, the helper that Narugoa-san called… she has quite the terrible ability…” (Poison Slime)
“A lot of dark stuff is coming out…” (Helper-san)
The helper is blushing while staring at the Valkyries as the situation escalates, and it seems that my words can no longer be heard.
—Nymph the Water Spirit.
It’s commonly known that she is a monster with strong magical power and a beautiful female figure.
And her special ability is—[Female Libido Manipulation].
Virgin girls who have never known of men, devout priestesses—moreover proud Valkyries.
As a woman, they cannot escape her abilities.
By the way, “Dark stuff” is the nosebleed from the Valkyries who are getting beaten down by Nils.
“Yo-you bastards! Have you bastards done something on my Valkyrie unit!?” (Nils)
Nils finally shakes off the Valkyries and screams at Poison Slime and his cohorts.
Her hair and clothes were messed up as if she had just been attacked by a thug-no, this wasn’t a metaphor, it was just what it meant.
“Brainwashing magic !? How can an insignificant slime…! (Nils)
“—*Snort*?” (Poison Slime)
Poison slime chuckles and snorts disdainfully at h.
“I’m sorry, proud Valkyrie-sama, we’re just unicellular organisms, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (Poison Slime)
“You…! I’ll blow you away!” (Nils)
Nils is angry and charges with her sword ready.
As expected, there is only the name of a war god, and the sharpness of the step is a different dimension.
Faster than the blink of an eye, Nils stabbed Poison Slime’s body, and in a flash—Poison Slime’s body gets splattered.
“Enemy general! Defeated!” (Nils)
Nils smiles with a triumphant smile.
However
“-Oh, I’m just physically invalidated.” (Poison Sime)
“What!?” (Nils)
The exploded Poison Slime sticks to Nils’ armor as if he had planned on being splattered.
And soon he produced toxins.
Then there was a loud clang, and Nils’s armor came loose.
The toxin of Poison Slime accurately dissolved only the seams of her armor.
“Waaa, my armor!? My noble armor…!” (Nils)
Nils hurriedly tried to pick up her armor, but as she does she felt a strange gaze and turned around.
The Valkyries are gathering around her, with a strange blissful expression.
The appearance of Nils seems to be quite the sensual sight.
Regardless, the little remaining reason disappears from their minds.
“Nils-sama…” (Valkyrie)
“Oh, hey… You guys wait a minute, we are at work… no, not even in our private time…!” (Nils)
“–Nils-sama kyaaaaaaaaaah~!!” (Valkyrie)
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!?” (Nils)
The Valkyrie corps who have forgotten themselves, came rushing like a swarm of zombies.
Fearing the inevitable, Nils took out an indigo crystal from her bosom.
—Sky Drops.
A magic item to return to heaven.
“No! Strategic retreat!” (Nils)
The [Sky Drops] shine and Nils’s appearance disappears in an instant.
Seeing this, the Valkyrie also ready their Sky Drop.
“Nils-sama ran away!” (Valkyrie)
“Why would you want to escape!” (Valkyrie)
Then, a number of lights shined, and the Valkyries evacuated from the Cave of Silence all at once.
Following their Nils-sama, who they admired.
Seeing that, Poison Slime just chuckles.
“They aren’t tough, we haven’t even used a single trap—well, we’ve won anyway! Thank you Nymph!” (Poison Slime)
“Again…?” (Nymph)
“Narugoa-san!! I’m scared of this person!! Narugoa-san!!!” (Poison Slime)
The cry of Poison Slime reverberated across the first level.
