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Published at 23rd of August 2021 01:35:58 PM


Chapter 1

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Chapter 1 “The Obedient Disciple has Autism” (1)

For the fourth time, YunGe turned forty-five degrees to look at the clear, blue sky. Junior Martial Sister finally couldn’t stand it anymore and shouted, “Senior Martial Sister, what are you looking at?”

” … ” Aggrandizing. Of course, this can’t be said out loud. Her image was like a flower on the top of a tall mountain. Although she hadn’t originally wanted to be seen this way, when she found out that this type of reputation created very few problems, she had fought very hard to maintain it. After all, this kind of perfect appearance was always the favorite of the masses.

“…” Unable to hear her Martial Sister’s answer, Lin Ling frowned and then thought of something. Her brow loosened and she came over. “Senior Martial Sister, I heard from Third Senior Martial Brother that you are going down the mountain tomorrow…”

“Is there anything you want? I will bring it to you.” YunGe retracted her gaze and turned to look at the Junior Sister’s pure, bright and beautiful eyes with a bit of softness.

“Can take me down the mountain? I want to see the scenery below!” Lin Ling expressed curiosity about the outside world. She has not yet crossed the border. From what the other Senior Martial Brothers and Sisters described about the outside world, it seemed very interesting.

YunGe laughed and patted her head. The little girl’s face turned red. “I knew that you had this idea. Master has already said to practice well. If you don’t advance, Master will throw you in the back mountains.”

Lin Ling whispered, “Master is too much!” When these words were said, her eyes didn’t dare look at Senior Martial Sister. Senior Martial Sister is the legend of Yunfu school. She was also the target that Lin Ling couldn’t hope for in her mind.

YunGe looked at Lin Ling, but did not speak. YunGe has been here for more than ten years. When she first arrived, she was only a 5 or 6 year old child. She was picked up from the outside by Master. At the time, Junior Martial Sister was just a newborn. Now, ten years have passed…

Because of her state of mind, YunGe has always treated the Junior Martial Sister as her own daughter. YunGe frowned. She must try to prevent her from colliding with the heroine. Right now, Master only has four disciples. When the protagonist comes, it really will be Junior Martial Sister[*]. When it is time to follow the character of the Junior Martial Sister, it is really easy to have conflicts ah!

(T/N- [*]- Yeah..i dont kno either. She might be panic talking tho.)

That fierce living being known as the heroine should not be provoked. YunGe suddenly remembered the sad ending of her current body and couldn’t help but feel cold in her heart…

She has been in this world for ten years now, but her heart is was still not calm. All her understanding to the plot is attributed to the 5,000 words describing the death of the villain, YunGe. The heroine is this world’s universe[3]. YunGe also knew that the heroine had been in her sect at an earlier stage and was humiliated by the villain for a while. At that time, the heroine wanted to let her feel despair. So the heroine asked her if she still remembered Junior Martial Brother, Lin Yuan. As for the rest of what happened, YunGe knows almost nothing about it. Precisely because of this ignorance, it was difficult for her heart to calm down.

The next day, YunGe brought Second Junior Martial Brother Lin Han, and Third Junior Martial Brother Lin Pu, down the mountains. Lin Ling was thrown to the back mountains by Master.

This generation’s disciples are pro-literal. According to the rules of Yunfu School and to the disciples of each generation, the others must be named according to the generation. This is why YunGe was not called Lin Ge.

“Senior Martial Sister, can we stroll around in the market?” Second Junior Martial Brother is a typical monkey character. He couldn’t relax for even a moment. Master respected the water spiritual roots of Second Junior Martial Brother and sighed innumerable times. The person with such a pure root was so… impetuous…

At the time, Second Junior Martial Brother had a sneak peek at the side. “Water that doesn’t move is dead.”

Master was angered to the point of wanting to punch someone. Fortunately, Second Junior Martial Brother was also eager to compete. Such a young age and already six levels of refining. Master had no words to say.

“Go to the Yuan family village first.” This time, the task for going down the mountains is actually very easy. The owner of Yuan village sent a letter to Yunfu School to ask for help. Master sent three people down to them. In fact, the most important purpose that YunGe still knows, is that Master wants to bring two Junior Martial Brothrs to hone and hone. Can YunGe WangTian say that Master often does these kinds of impractical things?

“Okay…” Lin Han nodded dejectedly.

“Well, when the mission is completed, I will take you to the market to see.” Yunge said with a smile.

In the minds of the two Junior Martial Brothers, Senior Martial Sister was an unattainable existence. On the day they came to Yunfu School, they saw her standing on the stone steps and bowed down their heads. All the inner disciples wore the same white clothes, but no one could imitate her aura of otherworldly beauty. All their eyes showed that kind of cheerlessness and no desire.

If YunGe finds out what the two  thought about her, she will praise the two Junior Martial Brothers’ good imagination abilities. She has only practiced everyday; at least ten years of high school life…

No desire?? Hehe, she wants to kill the woman!! Hehe, incorrect. It is to hug the heroine’s thighs!! Right!! Hug the thighs! O(∩_∩)O How could she oppose the darling of Heaven!

…………………………….


The people of Yuan village were at the door to welcome their arrival.

When the three people appeared, the owner kneeled down. “Begging the immortals to save lives!”

YunGe walked forward. “Lead the way.”

When the owner stood up, he realized he was out of his mind. “This group of immortals, this way in please!”

The person standing behind the owner, who heard the sound of a clearing, did not dare look up!

“Immortals, things started to happened about a month ago.” The owner re-arranged his emotions. With his head tilted down, he said “Half a month ago, in ZhuangNei, a man was found hanging in the kitchen.”


Lin Han yawned. Fortunately, the people below didn’t dare look up, so no one saw it.

The owner quickly finished his speech. In summary: every night, there will be one person who would be hanged in the kitchen. The owner had invited a cultivator to solve the problem. The result was the dead cultivator in addition to a hanged man in the kitchen!

“Lead us to the kitchen.”

The outside of the kitchen had been taped all over with paper talismans.

The owner and the person next to him saw the kitchen in front of them. Their legs began trembling. YunGe, who did not make things difficult for people, said “You people can stop here. We will go in by ourselves.”

YunGe took the two Junior Martial Brother with her.

When she walked to the front door, YunGe waved her hand and the lock on the door automatically unlocked.

YunGe slowly walked inside.

“Lin Han, are there any problems here?” YunGe remained calm and collected. Then, she looked at Lin Han, whose face was full of excitement.

“Martial Sister, there’s so much delicious foods here!” Lin Han eyes emitted light. YunGe’s forehead was had black lines [6]. Master taking two people down the mountains was a really wise choice.

“How about Lin Pu?” YunGe looked at the uncommunicative Lin Pu. From childhood till now, Lin Pu put up a face when Junior Martial Sister’s face had an expression. Other times, it was standard face paralysis!

“Martial Sister, this place is not normal.” Lin Pu looked at the clean and neat kitchen. “There is heavy devil energy.”

“You two deal with it. I will wait for you guys outside,” said YunGe after hearing what he said. Then, without waiting for Lin Han to cry and grab the ground, she immediately exited the kitchen and closed the door.

The two disciples are big. She, a 21st century preschool teacher, is very suitable for bringing up children! Not disciples!!! 

The disciples of other martial uncles had already been thrown in the trial field to kill, only her Junior Martial Brothers look like a baby.

Must face this serious topic now!

There was a shaking noise, followed by the wonderful screams of Lin Han. YunGe couldn’t afford to bury her face in her hands. It really is her fault. Two level 6 disciples against a cat demon. It has been so long! The actual combat ability of these two really gives one a headache.


Alright, there’s a problem with her way of teaching… she has to admit. But many years of preschool education habits made her unable to lower her hands. Every time she saw those three little radish heads, she couldn’t help but want to touch them. But every time, she knew she couldn’t do this! So every time Junior Martial Brother and Junior Martial Sister looked for her, she used practice as an excuse to dodge the situation. As a result, the entire Yunfu School learned that Elder Chang Feng’s oldest disciple was a unattainable existence. Whether it was the gap between the level of her cultivation base and her peers or her cold personality…

Regarding cultivation bases, YunGe only wants to say to try it. If you know that you will one day become the lowest level of prostitutes, do your best. Believe you will cultivate every day and night! As for the latter, when YunGe heard it, she couldn’t help but bury her face in her hands. Was it really a good (?) misunderstanding?

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Footnotes:

[3]-    Im guessing it means this world revolves around her.

[6]- Black lines

^^^^something like that :3

 (7)- Is there a better name for Family Village?

Some helpful terms (thanks Yandere
Devil) :
Xiao shimei- younger female disciple/ Junior Martial Sister/ Junior Apprentice-Sister
Da shijie- older female disciple/ Senior Martial Sister/ Senior Apprentice-Sister
Shixiong- older male disciple/ Senior Martial Brother
Shidi- younger male disciple/ Junior Martial Brother
Shizun- teacher/master





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