I never thought I’d get a series of phone calls at this time. Should I answer this call from the president? …… No, not answering is not an option. Because it’s from the president. It would be wonderful to hear her voice as clear as an actor’s in my ear.
“Sorry, Lida. The president is on the phone, so don’t interrupt me.”
“…… No.”
“No ……, okay.”
I tapped the screen and answered the phone.
“Hello, President.”
“Good morning, Kamishiro-kun.”
“Yes, good morning. I can’t see you today because of the typhoon.”
“I’m very sorry. I was hoping to do some things alone with you again…….”
“Hahaha, please don’t go too far …….”
“I understand. By the way, what are you doing now, Kamishiro-kun?”
“I was eating breakfast. It may be rude of me to say this, but are you bored, president?”
“I am a bath person. I always take a bath in the morning and in the evening.”
Is that what girls are like after all? Lida also takes a bath three times a day. She’s very quiet now, or rather, she’s sitting on my lap listening….
“Wow, the president likes to be clean, doesn’t she? Are you a germophobe or something?”
“I think so. By the way, I’m naked right now.”
“…………”
The president is naked!?
So I’m on the phone with a naked president!
Seriously ……!!
It’s really hard to be patient, I’m getting excited ……. It’s not good, it’s not good. …… The president, a serious person who seems to hate eroticism, is naked. Over the phone, but still naked.
Such a fact pierced my heart deeply. When I imagined the scene of the president taking a bath, my nose started to bleed profusely.
As I was shaking and shivering at the thought of what had happened, Lida was clearly unhappy. I’ve never seen her look like that before!
“…… What’s wrong, Kamishiro-kun? Are you excited by my nakedness?”
“Well, you have the charm of an idol, don’t you? It’s a great honor to have such a girl call me naked.”
“That’s good. I have no hobbies, but now I have a new hobby. From now on, I’ll only call Kamishiro-kun naked….”
“…..Nah!!!”
Perhaps Lida could hear her voice. This time, she was weeping. Don’t cry…….
“I’m glad you’re surprised. …… Oh, my brother is calling. I’ll call you back.”
The phone was hung up on me.
By the way, the president has a younger brother. They are very close. …… No, it’s more serious than that, Lida is a serious danger.
“…… is the naked president’s call. Oojirou’s cheating ……”
“You’re overreacting. I can’t help it, I can’t just ignore her calls. I didn’t think she was naked.”
“But…….”
“All right. You can kiss me as an apology.”
Before I could finish, she kissed me again.
Just comfort her for a moment—
“…… Bang bang!”
This time, the front door was being pounded on.
Not again!!
I mean, if we have visitors on a typhoon day like this, it’s like, “…… who?”
“Oh, …… who?”
Lida, letting her mouth go, doesn’t look too satisfied. I’m also a little …… unsatisfied. But I can’t use my answering machine.
I left her and headed for the door. I didn’t do it quickly enough, so I just opened the front door – and at that moment I was punched in the face and rolled in the doorway.
“….Huh!?”
I’m blown away, and I’m in terrible pain.
It hurts …….
Damn it, who the hell is ……?
“… Yo, Kamishiro.”
“Oh, you’re …… Tanahashi!”
There was Tanahashi, who had been expelled from school and was nowhere to be found. He walked here in the typhoon, …… soaking wet, …… and had a kitchen knife in his right hand.
“……… I’ve ………… finally located your apartment.”
“And to be specific …….”
“I’ve been following you……”
“What a guy. You’re disgusting!”
“Whatever you say, Kamishiro. But more importantly, with the weather like this, there’s no help coming. So, if I’m going to target you, now’s the best time to do it.”
This guy …… has a grudge against me.
I’m going to be killed.
At least I have to get Lida out of there.
I never thought I’d get a series of phone calls at this time. Should I answer this call from the president? …… No, not answering is not an option. Because it’s from the president. It would be wonderful to hear her voice as clear as an actor’s in my ear.
“Sorry, Lida. The president is on the phone, so don’t interrupt me.”
“…… No.”
“No ……, okay.”
I tapped the screen and answered the phone.
“Hello, President.”
“Good morning, Kamishiro-kun.”
“Yes, good morning. I can’t see you today because of the typhoon.”
“I’m very sorry. I was hoping to do some things alone with you again…….”
“Hahaha, please don’t go too far …….”
“I understand. By the way, what are you doing now, Kamishiro-kun?”
“I was eating breakfast. It may be rude of me to say this, but are you bored, president?”
“I am a bath person. I always take a bath in the morning and in the evening.”
Is that what girls are like after all? Lida also takes a bath three times a day. She’s very quiet now, or rather, she’s sitting on my lap listening….
“Wow, the president likes to be clean, doesn’t she? Are you a germophobe or something?”
“I think so. By the way, I’m naked right now.”
“…………”
The president is naked!?
So I’m on the phone with a naked president!
Seriously ……!!
It’s really hard to be patient, I’m getting excited ……. It’s not good, it’s not good. …… The president, a serious person who seems to hate eroticism, is naked. Over the phone, but still naked.
Such a fact pierced my heart deeply. When I imagined the scene of the president taking a bath, my nose started to bleed profusely.
As I was shaking and shivering at the thought of what had happened, Lida was clearly unhappy. I’ve never seen her look like that before!
“…… What’s wrong, Kamishiro-kun? Are you excited by my nakedness?”
“Well, you have the charm of an idol, don’t you? It’s a great honor to have such a girl call me naked.”
“That’s good. I have no hobbies, but now I have a new hobby. From now on, I’ll only call Kamishiro-kun naked….”
“…..Nah!!!”
Perhaps Lida could hear her voice. This time, she was weeping. Don’t cry…….
“I’m glad you’re surprised. …… Oh, my brother is calling. I’ll call you back.”
The phone was hung up on me.
By the way, the president has a younger brother. They are very close. …… No, it’s more serious than that, Lida is a serious danger.
“…… is the naked president’s call. Oojirou’s cheating ……”
“You’re overreacting. I can’t help it, I can’t just ignore her calls. I didn’t think she was naked.”
“But…….”
“All right. You can kiss me as an apology.”
Before I could finish, she kissed me again.
Just comfort her for a moment—
“…… Bang bang!”
This time, the front door was being pounded on.
Not again!!
I mean, if we have visitors on a typhoon day like this, it’s like, “…… who?”
“Oh, …… who?”
Lida, letting her mouth go, doesn’t look too satisfied. I’m also a little …… unsatisfied. But I can’t use my answering machine.
I left her and headed for the door. I didn’t do it quickly enough, so I just opened the front door – and at that moment I was punched in the face and rolled in the doorway.
“….Huh!?”
I’m blown away, and I’m in terrible pain.
It hurts …….
Damn it, who the hell is ……?
“… Yo, Kamishiro.”
“Oh, you’re …… Tanahashi!”
There was Tanahashi, who had been expelled from school and was nowhere to be found. He walked here in the typhoon, …… soaking wet, …… and had a kitchen knife in his right hand.
“……… I’ve ………… finally located your apartment.”
“And to be specific …….”
“I’ve been following you……”
“What a guy. You’re disgusting!”
“Whatever you say, Kamishiro. But more importantly, with the weather like this, there’s no help coming. So, if I’m going to target you, now’s the best time to do it.”
This guy …… has a grudge against me.
I’m going to be killed.
At least I have to get Lida out of there.
