Chapter 76: Jungle Fever
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Chapter 76: Jungle Fever
Kemy stared at the boss monster that sat next to her. Well, where his voice came from. His question was blunt but not without purpose.
“Will we fight you?” Kemy echoed. The taller goblin merely sipped his drink as he waited for the answer. What kind of question was that? Kemy fidgeted with her empty glass and felt torn.
If this was a normal dungeon... this wouldn’t even be a question. It would be a certainty. Bosses are guardians to the next level of death and reward. You beat them and you know you were strong... worthy of what came next.
But here?Witness the debut of this chapter, unveiled through Ñôv€l--B1n.
In this place?
Everything Kemy had experienced had told her that violence wasn’t the answer. This dungeon of Delta’s wanted to see something else... expected something else. Every monster she had met had allowed her to live.
It was kinda clear they had the power to say otherwise.
But this was new.
“Do you want to fight?” Kemy finally answered. The boss monster’s aura went charged for a moment.
“Yes but not to the death if you can help it. I may return but you lot are a bit more limited edition,” Fran admitted. There was a clunk as Kemy guessed Fran put his glass down.
“I’ve been a boss for a while and I’ve only had one good fight. The thrill, the energy... the dancing of blades and wild spirits was... beautiful,” Fran’s voice went soft with a tone Kemy would normally hear from those in love.
Fran was someone Kemy would never understand, she already knew that but that didn’t mean she couldn’t empathize with him on a level. A boss with no boss encounters sounded lonely.
“We can try! I mean, no harm in trying if everyone knows it’s more like a spar than a deathmatch!” Kemy nodded. Fran actually burst out in a laugh.
“No, I want you all to try and kill me. I can get better from that,” he said amused.
“Sounds like you’re handicapping yourself then,” Kemy shook her head. She resolved the curious sniffing of the large wet nose of the pig sitting nearby.
She giggled and petted it.
“I guess but until some real warriors turn up, the ones that feel the same as me... friendly spars aren’t so bad,” Fran admitted mostly to himself.
“We use magic and arrows as well, is that okay?” Kemy suddenly said, worried that Fran might expect swords and shields. Fera the bartender snorted.
“Franny, she’s worried about you. Stop stealing the poor girl’s heart,” the goblin laughed. Fran’s reply was hissed too low to be heard before he cleared his throat.
“It’s fine. I want your best so I can see if you’re ready for the next floor. You know anything about it?” the boss asked lightly. Kemy sat up straight.
“Nothing! Anything you could share would be helpful!” Kemy said eagerly.
Fran’s smile could almost be felt on Kemy’s skin.
“It’s green,” he said before draining his drink and burping so loudly that the bar shook.
Kemy winced and next thing she knew, she had downed another drink and another and another.
Soon, Kemy felt very happy and rather... springy.
---
Delta watched as her goblins carefully guided a rather drunk Kemy back to the entrance of her Dungeon. She would have to make sure Fera warned people that her Shroom pops had a slight buzz to them. She felt a tug from Nu on the second floor, so she zoomed off down the stairs.
She sent a silent thanks to Kemy for her visit.
Soon, the tunnels exploded into lush jungle and life. Delta loved her jungle, to have seen the vibrant green grow from nothing. Delta’s efforts... her imagination... her wonder was a reality before her.
Really, she would never grow bored of this. If there was no going home, wherever that was, and no getting out of the Dungeon... then Delta honestly didn’t mind making new floors. It was such a deep-seated satisfaction to see her results... but it also gave rise to a new feeling.
Creativity.
Delta wanted to do more soon... the next floor would be hers and she was going to make it amazing! But first, she was going to make her second floor even better! The jungle was here, the monsters were here, the secrets were here, and the purpose was here.
But it just needed those extra touches to make it spectacular.
Quite. I suspect we have some things to get done first. I opened a few rooms to ease your Mana burden so they will need a purpose.
Delta spread herself and felt the new spaces more clearly.
“Thanks for that, by the way,” she smiled, eyes closed. She cracked one open to read Nu’s reply.
You’re no good to me on the floor in pain. It was just logical.
“Nu-speak for ‘you’re welcome’,” Delta chuckled as she floated gently over the tree tops, observing the world below.
“Before I rush to make more things, let me just take it step by step,” she asked and her travels ended as she came near the bridge that she had the frog monster, Giant, guard. His massive frame and still posture only shifted as Delta called out a greeting.
He nodded slowly but said nothing.
Delta didn’t mind, she could almost feel the shy affection leaking off the giant’s body. She smiled at him.
“Doing a good job! Get your key?” she asked and Giant opened one hand to show a brass key. It looked like a toy in his palm.
Delta gave him a long look.
“You need to put it somewhere for when you get challenged, any ideas?” she asked gently. Giant nodded and walked to the middle of the bridge. The creation was one of Delta’s grander projects but she saw Giant had been slowly sliding branches in some of the nooks and holes to give it a more ‘bird nest’ vibe. Giant easily reached over and slipped the key onto the longest branch that stuck out.
“Mid-way... in view, but not easy... I like it,” Delta said before she peered over to the gentle river flowing below that looked safe to fall in.
“Kinda ruined by the scenery, let me fix that,” she promised and closed her eyes.
First off... her Mana dipped and the river below sunk until it was double in height. A little more of a risk now. Next up, she opened the bridge menu and browsed the options.
Jungle Bridge: A bridge to access the bare necessities of the Jungle.
Have the bridge move locations over time. 25 DPCause those that fall off the bridge to be spat back out on the entrance side of the bridge. 15 DPCause a thick mist to cover the river below, increasing the atmosphere. 5 DPCause various bridge boards to be weak and crack under step. Random every time the level resets. 15 DPMake the bridge grow natural branches to enhance looks of a nest. 5 DPAllow Key branch to be curled and trap key until Giant is defeated. 10 DP
Delta grinned. With careful picking, she picked the mist, the reverse-falling gimmick and the key branch. The results were rather sudden and cool.
A weird ripple of orange energy flickered over the air below the bridge before it faded. Delta could barely see the weird web of energy that would catch those that fell. Next up the thick mist rolled in from both sides of the river and when it had settled, Delta could hear the river but the mist was the awesome cinematic kind. The kind where it curled and danced on the spot. She swore she could see ghostly shapes forming, fingers beckoning the onlookers.
She couldn’t see the river and that made any who saw it wonder what was below...
Joke was on them, it would be Rale or Bob. Harmless softies. The last effect showed the branch holding the key glowing with orange veins as it grew farther out from the bridge. The tip curled thickly and trapped the key in its grip.
Delta floated over and saw the wood looked stronger. It would take more than some fancy arrow or a lucky sword throw to chop this wood. She turned back to Giant whose left arm glowed with the same orange veins for a moment.
The connection clear. Giant flexed his arm with intent and the branch swayed to his command.
“Oh that’s neat. Now you can reward people if they pass your test!” Delta clapped her hands with excitement. Giant’s averted eyes and slightly bluish cheeks showed Giant was pleased about this.
Even the mushrooms could shoot laser beams now.
“Heyo, Mum,” Luna called as she pattered over to the edge of the hotspring to wave cheerfully at her.
“Luna!” Delta quickly hurried over and gave her youngest sounding frog a once over. Still looking graceful in her kimono, Luna was the picture perfect image of style. Even the black boot heels seemed to just add to her character.
Now Delta was going to give her something else to have.
“How would you feel about being a ninja?” she asked with excitement. Luna blinked once or twice.
“Do I still get to be in charge of the springs?” was the first question. Delta shrugged.
“It’s an evolution, not a job. So I think you can do both,” she reasoned out. Luna leaned forward, her hands on her hips as her mouth stretched into a smile.
“Do ninjas kill people in cool ways?” she asked almost innocently. Delta gave her a long look.
“Normal ninjas do cool flashy attacks, and appear from the shadows like ‘you’re already dead!’. They use laser swords or giant monsters to fight for them,” Delta said with a bright smile.
Luna’s eyes were so wide they almost fell out of her head.
“I wanna be one!” she demanded.
“But I don’t think you-” Delta tried to explain that the evolution would most likely be the more historically accurate but less cool version but Luna was already swinging some invisible blade and making whooshing noises.
Delta merely shrugged and purchased the Frog Assassin evolution for her.
Unlike Gramps, the cocoon that surrounded her was made of pulsing dark and orange fibers. They fell away like shadows under the sun and a figure that was Luna stood there for a moment. The only thought Delta had proper was...
At least there were no laser swords.
Black baggy top showed Luna’s torso was tightly wrapped with bandages. Her shorts were much the same but no one... and no one, should be wearing that many belts and fishnets.
Legs, arms, neck, most of her body showed Luna had fishnets over her skin. Also, why did she have three belts on each arm?
You only needed one belt and none of the ones she wore were in the correct place! Instead, a deep purple sash seemed to tie her black outfit together.
“I am the night... I am the silence... I am sooo cool!” Luna gushed over her new outfit.
She is the worst assassin I’ve ever seen and I have never seen another one in my existence. How did you screw this one up?
Nu’s annoyed words only made Delta stare longer.
“I may have put ideas into her head about ninjas. They may be entirely the wrong ideas,” Delta admitted.
Luna twirled and a deep thunk echoed through the springs as Luna threw a handful of hidden needles that buried themselves into the wood with ease.
“Spine... heart... lungs... liver... brain... so many targets... so exposed..” Luna said as she spun lightly and to Delta surprise, the ninja garb was replaced by her Hot Spring’s guardian outfit. The change was almost instant.
“Oh good, I still have my heels,” Luna said cheerfully. A few twirls showed that she wasn’t just changing outfits, she was leaning her being towards her ‘job’ and her ‘evolution’. Switching between them like a press of a button. Delta guessed it would take time for her to balance both.
Until then, no one would suspect the graceful Luna to actually be an assassin... or maybe they would. It was hard to say.
The only thing left to do now, while Luna was doing her best Wonder Woman impression, was to upgrade the hot springs themselves.
Now... Delta began to smile very slowly at the innocent bubbling water.
She had a rather fun idea.
After all, Luna still needed a good test, right?
“Yo... Nu? Why is Mum cackling?” she heard Luna whisper.
Because she thinks she’s clever and whatever she’s planning is going to backfire so badly it will hurt me in my soul.
“Woah... she can hurt people’s souls. That is so cool,” Luna’s awe was clear and Delta’s laugh trailed off as she had an inkling Nu was right.
Still, it had never stopped her before. She just needed to gather some items, upgrade a few flowers... and invest in an incense burner.
Delta put that next on the agenda list, right after she popped into Renny’s circus and finally helped the Mime get a decent home. Jeez, so much work.
Delta turned and beamed.
But she couldn’t lie... she loved it.
---
“And the truth....truf is that I love you, in a nice way, not like a married way!” Kemy explained to the stoic bartender back in Durence. She felt her bestest sister in the whole world, Aneya, sigh.
“Kemy, how did you come back drunk?” she asked again. Kemy pushed a finger to Aneya’s lips.
“Shhh, it’s not drunk. It’s pop!” she argued. She would never get drunk on a holy pilgrimage. Never intentionally!
“Girl’s redder than Quiss’ behind after I was done with him,” the loud wonderful woman known as Ruli said.
Kemy gasped as she stumbled over to her.
“You... punished Quest? Quish? Quiche? Was he bad?!” Kemy said dramatically and looked at the scowling blond man.
She did a prayer for his immoral soul.
“Oh he was very bad!” Ruli slammed her mug down, laughing at ‘Quiche’.
“I shall... redeem you!” Kemy announced and stood on the table.
“By the power of truth...truth....hic... I say this is the best town in the world!” she cried, beaming so brightly she hiccuped once more and toppled back into Gonga’s waiting arms.
“Okay, Delta got her pissed. I need to know how,” was all she heard before she was warm and embraced by love and truth and Aneya’s grumpy mumbles.
She would have to remember to gift the goobers...gooblins....gobbers something nice for bringing her home.
Some love! Yes, that would be nice.
Everyone needed Kemy love.
Delta especially. Kemy would give her all the love... for more POP!
The girl giggled in her sleep.
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Chapter 76: Jungle Fever
Kemy stared at the boss monster that sat next to her. Well, where his voice came from. His question was blunt but not without purpose.
“Will we fight you?” Kemy echoed. The taller goblin merely sipped his drink as he waited for the answer. What kind of question was that? Kemy fidgeted with her empty glass and felt torn.
If this was a normal dungeon... this wouldn’t even be a question. It would be a certainty. Bosses are guardians to the next level of death and reward. You beat them and you know you were strong... worthy of what came next.
But here?Witness the debut of this chapter, unveiled through Ñôv€l--B1n.
In this place?
Everything Kemy had experienced had told her that violence wasn’t the answer. This dungeon of Delta’s wanted to see something else... expected something else. Every monster she had met had allowed her to live.
It was kinda clear they had the power to say otherwise.
But this was new.
“Do you want to fight?” Kemy finally answered. The boss monster’s aura went charged for a moment.
“Yes but not to the death if you can help it. I may return but you lot are a bit more limited edition,” Fran admitted. There was a clunk as Kemy guessed Fran put his glass down.
“I’ve been a boss for a while and I’ve only had one good fight. The thrill, the energy... the dancing of blades and wild spirits was... beautiful,” Fran’s voice went soft with a tone Kemy would normally hear from those in love.
Fran was someone Kemy would never understand, she already knew that but that didn’t mean she couldn’t empathize with him on a level. A boss with no boss encounters sounded lonely.
“We can try! I mean, no harm in trying if everyone knows it’s more like a spar than a deathmatch!” Kemy nodded. Fran actually burst out in a laugh.
“No, I want you all to try and kill me. I can get better from that,” he said amused.
“Sounds like you’re handicapping yourself then,” Kemy shook her head. She resolved the curious sniffing of the large wet nose of the pig sitting nearby.
She giggled and petted it.
“I guess but until some real warriors turn up, the ones that feel the same as me... friendly spars aren’t so bad,” Fran admitted mostly to himself.
“We use magic and arrows as well, is that okay?” Kemy suddenly said, worried that Fran might expect swords and shields. Fera the bartender snorted.
“Franny, she’s worried about you. Stop stealing the poor girl’s heart,” the goblin laughed. Fran’s reply was hissed too low to be heard before he cleared his throat.
“It’s fine. I want your best so I can see if you’re ready for the next floor. You know anything about it?” the boss asked lightly. Kemy sat up straight.
“Nothing! Anything you could share would be helpful!” Kemy said eagerly.
Fran’s smile could almost be felt on Kemy’s skin.
“It’s green,” he said before draining his drink and burping so loudly that the bar shook.
Kemy winced and next thing she knew, she had downed another drink and another and another.
Soon, Kemy felt very happy and rather... springy.
---
Delta watched as her goblins carefully guided a rather drunk Kemy back to the entrance of her Dungeon. She would have to make sure Fera warned people that her Shroom pops had a slight buzz to them. She felt a tug from Nu on the second floor, so she zoomed off down the stairs.
She sent a silent thanks to Kemy for her visit.
Soon, the tunnels exploded into lush jungle and life. Delta loved her jungle, to have seen the vibrant green grow from nothing. Delta’s efforts... her imagination... her wonder was a reality before her.
Really, she would never grow bored of this. If there was no going home, wherever that was, and no getting out of the Dungeon... then Delta honestly didn’t mind making new floors. It was such a deep-seated satisfaction to see her results... but it also gave rise to a new feeling.
Creativity.
Delta wanted to do more soon... the next floor would be hers and she was going to make it amazing! But first, she was going to make her second floor even better! The jungle was here, the monsters were here, the secrets were here, and the purpose was here.
But it just needed those extra touches to make it spectacular.
Quite. I suspect we have some things to get done first. I opened a few rooms to ease your Mana burden so they will need a purpose.
Delta spread herself and felt the new spaces more clearly.
“Thanks for that, by the way,” she smiled, eyes closed. She cracked one open to read Nu’s reply.
You’re no good to me on the floor in pain. It was just logical.
“Nu-speak for ‘you’re welcome’,” Delta chuckled as she floated gently over the tree tops, observing the world below.
“Before I rush to make more things, let me just take it step by step,” she asked and her travels ended as she came near the bridge that she had the frog monster, Giant, guard. His massive frame and still posture only shifted as Delta called out a greeting.
He nodded slowly but said nothing.
Delta didn’t mind, she could almost feel the shy affection leaking off the giant’s body. She smiled at him.
“Doing a good job! Get your key?” she asked and Giant opened one hand to show a brass key. It looked like a toy in his palm.
Delta gave him a long look.
“You need to put it somewhere for when you get challenged, any ideas?” she asked gently. Giant nodded and walked to the middle of the bridge. The creation was one of Delta’s grander projects but she saw Giant had been slowly sliding branches in some of the nooks and holes to give it a more ‘bird nest’ vibe. Giant easily reached over and slipped the key onto the longest branch that stuck out.
“Mid-way... in view, but not easy... I like it,” Delta said before she peered over to the gentle river flowing below that looked safe to fall in.
“Kinda ruined by the scenery, let me fix that,” she promised and closed her eyes.
First off... her Mana dipped and the river below sunk until it was double in height. A little more of a risk now. Next up, she opened the bridge menu and browsed the options.
Jungle Bridge: A bridge to access the bare necessities of the Jungle.
Have the bridge move locations over time. 25 DPCause those that fall off the bridge to be spat back out on the entrance side of the bridge. 15 DPCause a thick mist to cover the river below, increasing the atmosphere. 5 DPCause various bridge boards to be weak and crack under step. Random every time the level resets. 15 DPMake the bridge grow natural branches to enhance looks of a nest. 5 DPAllow Key branch to be curled and trap key until Giant is defeated. 10 DP
Delta grinned. With careful picking, she picked the mist, the reverse-falling gimmick and the key branch. The results were rather sudden and cool.
A weird ripple of orange energy flickered over the air below the bridge before it faded. Delta could barely see the weird web of energy that would catch those that fell. Next up the thick mist rolled in from both sides of the river and when it had settled, Delta could hear the river but the mist was the awesome cinematic kind. The kind where it curled and danced on the spot. She swore she could see ghostly shapes forming, fingers beckoning the onlookers.
She couldn’t see the river and that made any who saw it wonder what was below...
Joke was on them, it would be Rale or Bob. Harmless softies. The last effect showed the branch holding the key glowing with orange veins as it grew farther out from the bridge. The tip curled thickly and trapped the key in its grip.
Delta floated over and saw the wood looked stronger. It would take more than some fancy arrow or a lucky sword throw to chop this wood. She turned back to Giant whose left arm glowed with the same orange veins for a moment.
The connection clear. Giant flexed his arm with intent and the branch swayed to his command.
“Oh that’s neat. Now you can reward people if they pass your test!” Delta clapped her hands with excitement. Giant’s averted eyes and slightly bluish cheeks showed Giant was pleased about this.
Even the mushrooms could shoot laser beams now.
“Heyo, Mum,” Luna called as she pattered over to the edge of the hotspring to wave cheerfully at her.
“Luna!” Delta quickly hurried over and gave her youngest sounding frog a once over. Still looking graceful in her kimono, Luna was the picture perfect image of style. Even the black boot heels seemed to just add to her character.
Now Delta was going to give her something else to have.
“How would you feel about being a ninja?” she asked with excitement. Luna blinked once or twice.
“Do I still get to be in charge of the springs?” was the first question. Delta shrugged.
“It’s an evolution, not a job. So I think you can do both,” she reasoned out. Luna leaned forward, her hands on her hips as her mouth stretched into a smile.
“Do ninjas kill people in cool ways?” she asked almost innocently. Delta gave her a long look.
“Normal ninjas do cool flashy attacks, and appear from the shadows like ‘you’re already dead!’. They use laser swords or giant monsters to fight for them,” Delta said with a bright smile.
Luna’s eyes were so wide they almost fell out of her head.
“I wanna be one!” she demanded.
“But I don’t think you-” Delta tried to explain that the evolution would most likely be the more historically accurate but less cool version but Luna was already swinging some invisible blade and making whooshing noises.
Delta merely shrugged and purchased the Frog Assassin evolution for her.
Unlike Gramps, the cocoon that surrounded her was made of pulsing dark and orange fibers. They fell away like shadows under the sun and a figure that was Luna stood there for a moment. The only thought Delta had proper was...
At least there were no laser swords.
Black baggy top showed Luna’s torso was tightly wrapped with bandages. Her shorts were much the same but no one... and no one, should be wearing that many belts and fishnets.
Legs, arms, neck, most of her body showed Luna had fishnets over her skin. Also, why did she have three belts on each arm?
You only needed one belt and none of the ones she wore were in the correct place! Instead, a deep purple sash seemed to tie her black outfit together.
“I am the night... I am the silence... I am sooo cool!” Luna gushed over her new outfit.
She is the worst assassin I’ve ever seen and I have never seen another one in my existence. How did you screw this one up?
Nu’s annoyed words only made Delta stare longer.
“I may have put ideas into her head about ninjas. They may be entirely the wrong ideas,” Delta admitted.
Luna twirled and a deep thunk echoed through the springs as Luna threw a handful of hidden needles that buried themselves into the wood with ease.
“Spine... heart... lungs... liver... brain... so many targets... so exposed..” Luna said as she spun lightly and to Delta surprise, the ninja garb was replaced by her Hot Spring’s guardian outfit. The change was almost instant.
“Oh good, I still have my heels,” Luna said cheerfully. A few twirls showed that she wasn’t just changing outfits, she was leaning her being towards her ‘job’ and her ‘evolution’. Switching between them like a press of a button. Delta guessed it would take time for her to balance both.
Until then, no one would suspect the graceful Luna to actually be an assassin... or maybe they would. It was hard to say.
The only thing left to do now, while Luna was doing her best Wonder Woman impression, was to upgrade the hot springs themselves.
Now... Delta began to smile very slowly at the innocent bubbling water.
She had a rather fun idea.
After all, Luna still needed a good test, right?
“Yo... Nu? Why is Mum cackling?” she heard Luna whisper.
Because she thinks she’s clever and whatever she’s planning is going to backfire so badly it will hurt me in my soul.
“Woah... she can hurt people’s souls. That is so cool,” Luna’s awe was clear and Delta’s laugh trailed off as she had an inkling Nu was right.
Still, it had never stopped her before. She just needed to gather some items, upgrade a few flowers... and invest in an incense burner.
Delta put that next on the agenda list, right after she popped into Renny’s circus and finally helped the Mime get a decent home. Jeez, so much work.
Delta turned and beamed.
But she couldn’t lie... she loved it.
---
“And the truth....truf is that I love you, in a nice way, not like a married way!” Kemy explained to the stoic bartender back in Durence. She felt her bestest sister in the whole world, Aneya, sigh.
“Kemy, how did you come back drunk?” she asked again. Kemy pushed a finger to Aneya’s lips.
“Shhh, it’s not drunk. It’s pop!” she argued. She would never get drunk on a holy pilgrimage. Never intentionally!
“Girl’s redder than Quiss’ behind after I was done with him,” the loud wonderful woman known as Ruli said.
Kemy gasped as she stumbled over to her.
“You... punished Quest? Quish? Quiche? Was he bad?!” Kemy said dramatically and looked at the scowling blond man.
She did a prayer for his immoral soul.
“Oh he was very bad!” Ruli slammed her mug down, laughing at ‘Quiche’.
“I shall... redeem you!” Kemy announced and stood on the table.
“By the power of truth...truth....hic... I say this is the best town in the world!” she cried, beaming so brightly she hiccuped once more and toppled back into Gonga’s waiting arms.
“Okay, Delta got her pissed. I need to know how,” was all she heard before she was warm and embraced by love and truth and Aneya’s grumpy mumbles.
She would have to remember to gift the goobers...gooblins....gobbers something nice for bringing her home.
Some love! Yes, that would be nice.
Everyone needed Kemy love.
Delta especially. Kemy would give her all the love... for more POP!
The girl giggled in her sleep.
--
Chapter 76: Jungle FeverKemy stared at the boss monster that sat next to her. Well, where his voice came from. His question was blunt but not without purpose.Will we fight you? Kemy echoed. The taller goblin merely sipped his drink as he waited for the answer. What kind of question was that? Kemy fidgeted with her empty glass and felt torn.If this was a normal dungeon... this wouldn't even be a question. It would be a certainty. Bosses are guardians to the next level of death and reward. You beat them and you know you were strong... worthy of what came next.But here?Witness the debut of this chapter, unveiled through Novl--B1n.In this place?Everything Kemy had experienced had told her that violence wasn't the answer. This dungeon of Delta's wanted to see something else... expected something else. Every monster she had met had allowed her to live.It was kinda clear they had the power to say otherwise.But this was new.Do you want to fight? Kemy finally answered. The boss monster's aura went charged for a moment.Yes but not to the death if you can help it. I may return but you lot are a bit more limited edition, Fran admitted. There was a clunk as Kemy guessed Fran put his glass down.I've been a boss for a while and I've only had one good fight. The thrill, the energy... the dancing of blades and wild spirits was... beautiful, Fran's voice went soft with a tone Kemy would normally hear from those in love.Fran was someone Kemy would never understand, she already knew that but that didn't mean she couldn't empathize with him on a level. A boss with no boss encounters sounded lonely.We can try! I mean, no harm in trying if everyone knows it's more like a spar than a deathmatch! Kemy nodded. Fran actually burst out in a laugh.No, I want you all to try and kill me. I can get better from that, he said amused.Sounds like you're handicapping yourself then, Kemy shook her head. She resolved the curious sniffing of the large wet nose of the pig sitting nearby.She giggled and petted it.I guess but until some real warriors turn up, the ones that feel the same as me... friendly spars aren't so bad, Fran admitted mostly to himself.We use magic and arrows as well, is that okay? Kemy suddenly said, worried that Fran might expect swords and shields. Fera the bartender snorted.Franny, she's worried about you. Stop stealing the poor girl's heart, the goblin laughed. Fran's reply was hissed too low to be heard before he cleared his throat.It's fine. I want your best so I can see if you're ready for the next floor. You know anything about it? the boss asked lightly. Kemy sat up straight.Nothing! Anything you could share would be helpful! Kemy said eagerly.Fran's smile could almost be felt on Kemy's skin.It's green, he said before draining his drink and burping so loudly that the bar shook.Kemy winced and next thing she knew, she had downed another drink and another and another.Soon, Kemy felt very happy and rather... springy.---Delta watched as her goblins carefully guided a rather drunk Kemy back to the entrance of her Dungeon. She would have to make sure Fera warned people that her Shroom pops had a slight buzz to them. She felt a tug from Nu on the second floor, so she zoomed off down the stairs.She sent a silent thanks to Kemy for her visit.Soon, the tunnels exploded into lush jungle and life. Delta loved her jungle, to have seen the vibrant green grow from nothing. Delta's efforts... her imagination... her wonder was a reality before her.Really, she would never grow bored of this. If there was no going home, wherever that was, and no getting out of the Dungeon... then Delta honestly didn't mind making new floors. It was such a deep-seated satisfaction to see her results... but it also gave rise to a new feeling.Creativity.Delta wanted to do more soon... the next floor would be hers and she was going to make it amazing! But first, she was going to make her second floor even better! The jungle was here, the monsters were here, the secrets were here, and the purpose was here.But it just needed those extra touches to make it spectacular.Quite. I suspect we have some things to get done first. I opened a few rooms to ease your Mana burden so they will need a purpose. Delta spread herself and felt the new spaces more clearly.Thanks for that, by the way, she smiled, eyes closed. She cracked one open to read Nu's reply.You're no good to me on the floor in pain. It was just logical. Nu-speak for you're welcome', Delta chuckled as she floated gently over the tree tops, observing the world below.Before I rush to make more things, let me just take it step by step, she asked and her travels ended as she came near the bridge that she had the frog monster, Giant, guard. His massive frame and still posture only shifted as Delta called out a greeting.He nodded slowly but said nothing.Delta didn't mind, she could almost feel the shy affection leaking off the giant's body. She smiled at him.Doing a good job! Get your key? she asked and Giant opened one hand to show a brass key. It looked like a toy in his palm.Delta gave him a long look.You need to put it somewhere for when you get challenged, any ideas? she asked gently. Giant nodded and walked to the middle of the bridge. The creation was one of Delta's grander projects but she saw Giant had been slowly sliding branches in some of the nooks and holes to give it a more bird nest' vibe. Giant easily reached over and slipped the key onto the longest branch that stuck out.Mid-way... in view, but not easy... I like it, Delta said before she peered over to the gentle river flowing below that looked safe to fall in.Kinda ruined by the scenery, let me fix that, she promised and closed her eyes.First off... her Mana dipped and the river below sunk until it was double in height. A little more of a risk now. Next up, she opened the bridge menu and browsed the options.Jungle Bridge: A bridge to access the bare necessities of the Jungle.Have the bridge move locations over time. 25 DPCause those that fall off the bridge to be spat back out on the entrance side of the bridge. 15 DPCause a thick mist to cover the river below, increasing the atmosphere. 5 DPCause various bridge boards to be weak and crack under step. Random every time the level resets. 15 DPMake the bridge grow natural branches to enhance looks of a nest. 5 DPAllow Key branch to be curled and trap key until Giant is defeated. 10 DP Delta grinned. With careful picking, she picked the mist, the reverse-falling gimmick and the key branch. The results were rather sudden and cool.A weird ripple of orange energy flickered over the air below the bridge before it faded. Delta could barely see the weird web of energy that would catch those that fell. Next up the thick mist rolled in from both sides of the river and when it had settled, Delta could hear the river but the mist was the awesome cinematic kind. The kind where it curled and danced on the spot. She swore she could see ghostly shapes forming, fingers beckoning the onlookers.She couldn't see the river and that made any who saw it wonder what was below...Joke was on them, it would be Rale or Bob. Harmless softies. The last effect showed the branch holding the key glowing with orange veins as it grew farther out from the bridge. The tip curled thickly and trapped the key in its grip.Delta floated over and saw the wood looked stronger. It would take more than some fancy arrow or a lucky sword throw to chop this wood. She turned back to Giant whose left arm glowed with the same orange veins for a moment.The connection clear. Giant flexed his arm with intent and the branch swayed to his command.Oh that's neat. Now you can reward people if they pass your test! Delta clapped her hands with excitement. Giant's averted eyes and slightly bluish cheeks showed Giant was pleased about this. Even the mushrooms could shoot laser beams now.Heyo, Mum, Luna called as she pattered over to the edge of the hotspring to wave cheerfully at her.Luna! Delta quickly hurried over and gave her youngest sounding frog a once over. Still looking graceful in her kimono, Luna was the picture perfect image of style. Even the black boot heels seemed to just add to her character.Now Delta was going to give her something else to have.How would you feel about being a ninja? she asked with excitement. Luna blinked once or twice.Do I still get to be in charge of the springs? was the first question. Delta shrugged.It's an evolution, not a job. So I think you can do both, she reasoned out. Luna leaned forward, her hands on her hips as her mouth stretched into a smile.Do ninjas kill people in cool ways? she asked almost innocently. Delta gave her a long look.Normal ninjas do cool flashy attacks, and appear from the shadows like you're already dead!'. They use laser swords or giant monsters to fight for them, Delta said with a bright smile.Luna's eyes were so wide they almost fell out of her head.I wanna be one! she demanded.But I don't think you- Delta tried to explain that the evolution would most likely be the more historically accurate but less cool version but Luna was already swinging some invisible blade and making whooshing noises.Delta merely shrugged and purchased the Frog Assassin evolution for her.Unlike Gramps, the cocoon that surrounded her was made of pulsing dark and orange fibers. They fell away like shadows under the sun and a figure that was Luna stood there for a moment. The only thought Delta had proper was...At least there were no laser swords.Black baggy top showed Luna's torso was tightly wrapped with bandages. Her shorts were much the same but no one... and no one, should be wearing that many belts and fishnets.Legs, arms, neck, most of her body showed Luna had fishnets over her skin. Also, why did she have three belts on each arm?You only needed one belt and none of the ones she wore were in the correct place! Instead, a deep purple sash seemed to tie her black outfit together.I am the night... I am the silence... I am sooo cool! Luna gushed over her new outfit.She is the worst assassin I've ever seen and I have never seen another one in my existence. How did you screw this one up? Nu's annoyed words only made Delta stare longer.I may have put ideas into her head about ninjas. They may be entirely the wrong ideas, Delta admitted.Luna twirled and a deep thunk echoed through the springs as Luna threw a handful of hidden needles that buried themselves into the wood with ease.Spine... heart... lungs... liver... brain... so many targets... so exposed.. Luna said as she spun lightly and to Delta surprise, the ninja garb was replaced by her Hot Spring's guardian outfit. The change was almost instant.Oh good, I still have my heels, Luna said cheerfully. A few twirls showed that she wasn't just changing outfits, she was leaning her being towards her job' and her evolution'. Switching between them like a press of a button. Delta guessed it would take time for her to balance both.Until then, no one would suspect the graceful Luna to actually be an assassin... or maybe they would. It was hard to say.The only thing left to do now, while Luna was doing her best Wonder Woman impression, was to upgrade the hot springs themselves.Now... Delta began to smile very slowly at the innocent bubbling water.She had a rather fun idea.After all, Luna still needed a good test, right?Yo... Nu? Why is Mum cackling? she heard Luna whisper.Because she thinks she's clever and whatever she's planning is going to backfire so badly it will hurt me in my soul. Woah... she can hurt people's souls. That is so cool, Luna's awe was clear and Delta's laugh trailed off as she had an inkling Nu was right.Still, it had never stopped her before. She just needed to gather some items, upgrade a few flowers... and invest in an incense burner.Delta put that next on the agenda list, right after she popped into Renny's circus and finally helped the Mime get a decent home. Jeez, so much work.Delta turned and beamed.But she couldn't lie... she loved it.---And the truth....truf is that I love you, in a nice way, not like a married way! Kemy explained to the stoic bartender back in Durence. She felt her bestest sister in the whole world, Aneya, sigh.Kemy, how did you come back drunk? she asked again. Kemy pushed a finger to Aneya's lips.Shhh, it's not drunk. It's pop! she argued. She would never get drunk on a holy pilgrimage. Never intentionally!Girl's redder than Quiss' behind after I was done with him, the loud wonderful woman known as Ruli said.Kemy gasped as she stumbled over to her.You... punished Quest? Quish? Quiche? Was he bad?! Kemy said dramatically and looked at the scowling blond man.She did a prayer for his immoral soul.Oh he was very bad! Ruli slammed her mug down, laughing at Quiche'.I shall... redeem you! Kemy announced and stood on the table.By the power of truth...truth....hic... I say this is the best town in the world! she cried, beaming so brightly she hiccuped once more and toppled back into Gonga's waiting arms.Okay, Delta got her pissed. I need to know how, was all she heard before she was warm and embraced by love and truth and Aneya's grumpy mumbles.She would have to remember to gift the goobers...gooblins....gobbers something nice for bringing her home.Some love! Yes, that would be nice.Everyone needed Kemy love.Delta especially. Kemy would give her all the love... for more POP!The girl giggled in her sleep.--
