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Although Qiu Jin had discussed with Ji Shenxiao before, he wanted to vaccinate fans on this show. But he never imagined that Ji Shenxiao was so fierce, and if such a straightforward sentence came, he would blush for a while.
He only felt that the audience's eyes were on him, as if to make him burn, but the hottest thing was still watching him Ji Shenxiao.
Qiu Jin gave Ji Shenxiao an angry look and complained: "Don't talk nonsense, okay!"
"Good," Ji Shenxiao nodded his temper, "I will listen to you in the future."
Qiu Jin: "..."
This man really took advantage of being cheap and selling well.
Gigi exaggerated, "Wow": "Did I hear something I shouldn't hear?"
Qiu Jin smiled and waved his hand: "We have a better relationship, so we can talk more freely, just kidding."
"Good relationship?"
Ji Shenxiao glanced at Qiu Jin and nodded: "Well, we just have a good relationship."
Ji Ji: "Then you must be looking forward to the next link."
Qiu Jin instantly had a bad hunch.
Gigi brought up a screenshot and smiled: "This is the two paragraphs of our fandom text we found on the Internet. I hope you can read it aloud."
Although this is also the content of the previous outline, Qiu Jin has already suffered a loss and has become a lot of vigilance.
He glanced at Ji Ji and didn't answer the question: "Isn't it like the picture that just needs to be coded?"
"Don't let it go, just pass it in one stroke," Ji Ji waved his hand. "We are going in a fairytale style this time."
Fairy style?
Qiu Jin questioned the letter and remembered the passage on the screen.
"Waking up this morning, Qiu Jin found that everything around him became extremely huge, as if he had entered the giant country. No, it wasn't that the surroundings became larger, but that he became smaller! Deep..."
Seeing this title, Qiu Jin knocked for a moment, and then continued: "Shen Xiao, Shen Xiao, you wake up soon, what's wrong with me?"
"‘Huh? What's wrong?' Ji Shenxiao heard Qiu Jin calling him, and habitually wanted to give each other a good morning kiss, but unexpectedly fell out. Ah! Qiu Jin became a slap-sized look!"
"Ji Shenxiao blinked, and found that Xiao Qiu Jin was helplessly sitting on the pillow, his eyes were red, and there were red stripes all over his body, like a small pink ball.'God, this is too cute!' Ji Shenxiao sighed in his head."
"'How did you become like this?' he asked Qiu Jin."
"‘I don’t know.’” Xiao Qiu Jin rubbed his eyes in disapproval and said, ‘It’s changed like this when I wake up.’”
"How can I recover?"
"do not know."
"The two have big eyes to small eyes, Ji Shenxiao took the lead in accepting this change. He carefully held Qiu Jin in his palm and said, "Then I have to be more careful not to step on you."
"Qiu Jin is still unhappy, Ji Shenxiao pokes his face gently with his finger again, appeases: "Don't be nervous, it will change back.""
"'What if I don't come back?' Qiu Jin is not as optimistic as he is."
"'What else can I do? I can only keep it.' Ji Shenxiao smiled, poked the small buds on Qiu Jin's body, and said in an intimate tone,'And I have to customize this little **** for you What about clothes.'"
Qiu Jin: "..."
Hey, is that little bud the place he thinks about?
Sure enough, it's a fairy tale style, ghs is written so implicitly, Qiu Jin eased his breath and continued to say: "'Baby, good morning kiss.' Ji Shenxiao pointed to his lips before leaving home to work. This is what they will do every day Some fixed behaviors. Qiu Jin hesitated for a while, put up his little tiptoe and put himself to the lips of Ji Shenxiao."
"It was a good morning kiss, but as Qiu Jin became smaller, it became Ji Shenxiao's unilateral licking of Qiu Jin. The wet tongue traversed the whole body, and Qiu Jin's small body trembled... "Woo, Don't touch there...'"
"Looking at Qiu Jin who was flushed all over, Ji Shenxiao's vision dimmed a little bit..."
Seeing the following lines of text, Qiu Jin exploded with a buzz in his head.
He couldn't read it anymore.
"You guys are too big...can't pass the trial!"
Gigi: "Don't be afraid, we will silence you later, just come."
Qiu Jin was silent for a while, and suddenly said, "Since you want to mute the sound, wouldn't it be better for me to solve it from the source?"
Gigi: Hmm?
What do you mean? ?
Before Ji Ji responded, Qiu Jin gave out a beep-beep sound. There are more than one hundred words left, and he just beeps more than one hundred times with his mouth.
Who is I? Where am i? The blank expression of what I'm doing.
The audience was stunned for a while, and then all laughed crazy.
"I depend, why is he so strong?"
"What is this strange brain circuit?"
"66666 This is the first time I saw a guest who stopped Ji Ji from coming to Taiwan!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, does he see himself as a force machine?"
Ji Shenxiao also couldn't help but feel a little bit distressed and patted Qiu Jin on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, okay."
Qiu Jin was very stubborn, and stopped talking after the last few beeps.
What is more terrifying is that Qiu Jin has a clear pronunciation and full of breath throughout, and he hasn't pouted once. Even if the audience rolls over with laughter, he has no expression on the whole journey, and he can be used as an announcer's material.
After he finished beeping, no one else laughed at him, and all the audience immediately awed in awe, with fierce applause and cheers.
"so amazing!"
"Really, he can get full marks if he doesn't laugh."
"I don't even change my breath, this is the real man!"
"To tell the truth, I learned broadcasting, and I can't do it to him!"
"How many of you counted how many times did he beep?"
"No! Who knew he could beep so badly! Fuck, is this a plug-in?"
...
The director on the side looked at this scene in the camera and was shaking with excitement: "We will definitely explode this issue."
Director's assistant: "What? Need more bonuses?"
Director: "...Go away."
Gigi hasn't met such a strong opponent for a long time, and after he smiled, he actively threw an olive branch: "Will you come as my partner?"
Qiu Jin: "..."
Gigi: "I've thought about the combination name, so I called "Beep Serge"."
God **** beep machine, the audience all laughed crazy.
Qiu Jin was also laughing. When he was about to refuse, he heard Ji Shenxiao beside him.
"Digging people in front of me?" Ji Shenxiao glanced at Jiji and said lightly, "Have you asked my opinion?"
Gigi just reacted, yo, President Ji is jealous!
But without fear of power, it is a good host who can dig countless stalks! Ji Ji was not afraid of him and continued: "It's not like digging people. I just formed CP with Qiu Jin, but I didn't want to dig him to come to our company."
Ji Shenxiao glanced over Jiji and said lightly: "How do you know he has no CP?"
"Huh? He has a CP?" Ji Ji really didn't expect to dig out this material and blinked, "Who does Chou Jin want to form a combination with? Is this decided by the company?"
Ji Shenxiao pointed to himself.
Qiu Jin, Ji Ji, the audience: "?"
Gigi: "You decided?"
Ji Shenxiao shook his head and said, "It's CP with me."
Qiu Jin, Ji Ji, the audience: "?"
"The combination name is autumn," Ji Shenxiao glanced at Ji Ji, and the contempt was obvious. "It's much more elegant and charming than your beep machine."
Audience: "???
By the way, the official stamped autumn CP? ? !
So is this publicly acknowledged? ! !
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! The official is too good to play! !
Gigi: "..."
Yes, he is convinced in this wave.
It wasn't until Ji Ji gave up the proposal that Ji Shenxiao was satisfied, slowly leaning his back on the chair, a formal palace.
Qiu Jin: "..."
This ability to draw more and more dark, might as well not open.
Okay, Ji Ji quickly turned the subject away. Qiu Jin finished reading the same humanities, and then Ji Shenxiao's.
Unlike Qiu Jin, Ji Shenxiao got a little dark and a little strange.
Looking at the text on the screen, Ji Shenxiao's low magnetic voice sounded in the studio.
"This is twenty-eight years of Ji Shenxiao's consciousness. He doesn't know where he comes from or where he is going. He just wanders aimlessly in the sea, wandering powerfully and alone. "
"Until a young man broke into his world. It was a man with silver hair and honey-colored skin. He walked naked on the beach like an incarnation of sunlight."
"A week ago, a cruise ship crashed on the sea, and only this young man survived on the island."
"At this point, Ji Shenxiao has never been anywhere else. He watched the hard life of the young man, ran in the sun, beckoned to the sky, and cried to the dark sea..."
"Ji Shenxiao didn't know what was going on, but he understood one thing, he didn't want the youth to cry. The next day, when the youth entered the sea again, he evoked a stream of water and gently touched the other person's body ."
"'Who?' The youth turned back vigilantly. At the next moment, a wave of seawater like tentacles climbed up on the young man's body without letting him go anywhere. Let the warm sea water caress the skin, and the young man giggled Get up."
"Since then, Qiu Jin has regarded this indescribable creature as his friend. He told his counterpart about his past, why he came here, about the civilized world outside, that he missed home... whenever this time , There will be heavy sadness in the eyes of young people..."
"Ji Shenxiao couldn't understand each other's feelings, but he knew that as soon as he touched the young man's body, the other party would giggle. He did it this time, but Qiu Jin cried with a smile, Bean’s tears slipped from his face like short-line pearls."
"Ji Shenxiao has never seen such a fragile Qiu Jin. He wants to lick the tears from the other person's face. Unfortunately, Ji Shenxiao has only one tentacle of sea water. Although he is very gentle, he only makes the youth wet. ..."
Reading this, Ji Shenxiao's throat rolled and paused for a moment.
The audience's hearts all mentioned their throats.
"Finally one day, Ji Shenxiao transformed his limbs and torso according to the appearance of a youth. At this time, Qiu Jin was lying on the beach unguardedly and sleeping, and the sunlight fell on his honey-colored skin, as if it could come out with a light touch. Sweet juice..."
Qiu Jin can no longer listen. Although he tried hard to make a careless expression, the increasingly large-scale text still made him blush, especially those words spoken through Ji Shenxiao...
I don't know how the other party is so calm.
Qiu Jin looked up at Ji Shenxiao, and the moment he gazed at him, Qiu Jin seemed to be unscrewed the soda from the bottle cap and exploded with a bang.
Ji Shenxiao stopped at this moment.
"Okay."
"Eh?" Ji Ji didn't hear enough, dissatisfied, "But you haven't finished reading, this is just entering the high tide part."
"Okay," Ji Shenxiao repeated, with a faint expression, but with pressure that could not be ignored, "Go on, I will kneel on the keyboard when I return home tonight."
Qiu Jin: "???
"!!!"
Ji Shenxiao, what are you talking about! !
Qiu Jin frantically hinted at him to shut up. Although they plan to reveal a little relationship, they don’t have to be so energetic? Isn't this the same as announcing romance directly?
Ji Shenxiao just looked back at him, his eyes tolerant and gentle.
"..."
Like a pierced balloon, Qiu Jin lost his temper instantly.
The audience was still disappointed the moment before, but when they heard this, they were immediately excited and screamed.
"Reliance! Kneeling keyboard! Have you lived together!"
"And Ji Ji, who is so powerful, is actually a wife in strict control? Is this too cute?"
"There are new materials for the same humanities!"
"Let's go!"
"Ah, I'm going crazy! Come on together! The Civil Affairs Bureau has moved to you! Get married to me!"
...
Ji Ji will naturally not miss such a good opportunity, immediately asked: "You have lived together?"
"Almost," Ji Shenxiao said, "we live next door."
"Ah, no wonder someone photographed you in a community before," Ji Ji suddenly realized, "but this plot is too dreamy? How did you live together? Is it by accident or who has been plotting for a long time?"
"I've been planning for a long time," Ji Shenxiao glanced a smile across his eyes, "I invited him to live next door to me so that I could eat and drink."
"That's it," Ji Ji asked Qiu Jin again, "Will you help him cook?"
Qiu Jin nodded: "Yes, there will be time."
"What is the most complicated dish you have helped him make?"
"Buddha jumps the wall."
"You still do Buddha jumping the wall?!!!" Ji Ji was surprised for a moment, could not help sighing, "It's so complicated, this must be the true love level?"
Qiu Jin smiled: "It's actually not that difficult, but it takes a long time to prepare."
"What is the opportunity? Why did you make such a troublesome dish?"
"Um..." Qiu Jin thought about it and replied, "He helped me a lot, I can't think of it, only the Buddha jumped the wall."
Ji Ji laughed: "Since there is no way to repay, why not just promise yourself?"
Qiu Jin blinked his eyes and asked, "How do you know that I didn't promise?"
Rely on! When will Qiu Jin drive this way! The audience croaked again, and some people were dumb.
Qiu Jin is very satisfied with his performance. After so many rounds, he can understand that this show compares who is shameless and who is shameless.
Sure enough, Ji Ji was choked by him, and a few black lines fell on his forehead. But he obviously had other materials in his hand, and he asked: "I heard that Ji Shenxiao got angry at the company and didn't eat. Do you still go out and borrow the kitchen to help him cook?"
"Huh? This was dug by you too?" Qiu Jin was a little surprised. "Who did you hear?"
"Don't you know? I also searched for this before!" Ji Ji brought up the topic page and showed him, "#华益工作餐#, that's it, 128 yuan green pasta with pan-fried salmon ."
Qiu Jin was dumb: "... so expensive?"
"But everyone who has eaten said it was delicious!" Ji Ji didn't make it to him. He smiled and pulled the topic back. "So why did you purposely borrow the kitchen to help him cook?"
Qiu Jin: "There is no reason, so I went to Ji Shenxiao to see that he did not eat, and helped him by the way."
"Can't you help him buy it?"
"I thought, but he liked to eat what I made."
Gigi: "..."
Audience: "..."
Is this dog food? This is definitely dog food!
"Is this such a good meal?" Ji Ji looked at Ji Shenxiao with envy. "Can you let me join you?"
"No," Ji Shenxiao refused even if he didn't want to, and emphasized specifically, "Qiu Jin only gave me a small stove."
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Although Qiu Jin had discussed with Ji Shenxiao before, he wanted to vaccinate fans on this show. But he never imagined that Ji Shenxiao was so fierce, and if such a straightforward sentence came, he would blush for a while.
He only felt that the audience's eyes were on him, as if to make him burn, but the hottest thing was still watching him Ji Shenxiao.
Qiu Jin gave Ji Shenxiao an angry look and complained: "Don't talk nonsense, okay!"
"Good," Ji Shenxiao nodded his temper, "I will listen to you in the future."
Qiu Jin: "..."
This man really took advantage of being cheap and selling well.
Gigi exaggerated, "Wow": "Did I hear something I shouldn't hear?"
Qiu Jin smiled and waved his hand: "We have a better relationship, so we can talk more freely, just kidding."
"Good relationship?"
Ji Shenxiao glanced at Qiu Jin and nodded: "Well, we just have a good relationship."
Ji Ji: "Then you must be looking forward to the next link."
Qiu Jin instantly had a bad hunch.
Gigi brought up a screenshot and smiled: "This is the two paragraphs of our fandom text we found on the Internet. I hope you can read it aloud."
Although this is also the content of the previous outline, Qiu Jin has already suffered a loss and has become a lot of vigilance.
He glanced at Ji Ji and didn't answer the question: "Isn't it like the picture that just needs to be coded?"
"Don't let it go, just pass it in one stroke," Ji Ji waved his hand. "We are going in a fairytale style this time."
Fairy style?
Qiu Jin questioned the letter and remembered the passage on the screen.
"Waking up this morning, Qiu Jin found that everything around him became extremely huge, as if he had entered the giant country. No, it wasn't that the surroundings became larger, but that he became smaller! Deep..."
Seeing this title, Qiu Jin knocked for a moment, and then continued: "Shen Xiao, Shen Xiao, you wake up soon, what's wrong with me?"
"‘Huh? What's wrong?' Ji Shenxiao heard Qiu Jin calling him, and habitually wanted to give each other a good morning kiss, but unexpectedly fell out. Ah! Qiu Jin became a slap-sized look!"
"Ji Shenxiao blinked, and found that Xiao Qiu Jin was helplessly sitting on the pillow, his eyes were red, and there were red stripes all over his body, like a small pink ball.'God, this is too cute!' Ji Shenxiao sighed in his head."
"'How did you become like this?' he asked Qiu Jin."
"‘I don’t know.’” Xiao Qiu Jin rubbed his eyes in disapproval and said, ‘It’s changed like this when I wake up.’”
"How can I recover?"
"do not know."
"The two have big eyes to small eyes, Ji Shenxiao took the lead in accepting this change. He carefully held Qiu Jin in his palm and said, "Then I have to be more careful not to step on you."
"Qiu Jin is still unhappy, Ji Shenxiao pokes his face gently with his finger again, appeases: "Don't be nervous, it will change back.""
"'What if I don't come back?' Qiu Jin is not as optimistic as he is."
"'What else can I do? I can only keep it.' Ji Shenxiao smiled, poked the small buds on Qiu Jin's body, and said in an intimate tone,'And I have to customize this little **** for you What about clothes.'"
Qiu Jin: "..."
Hey, is that little bud the place he thinks about?
Sure enough, it's a fairy tale style, ghs is written so implicitly, Qiu Jin eased his breath and continued to say: "'Baby, good morning kiss.' Ji Shenxiao pointed to his lips before leaving home to work. This is what they will do every day Some fixed behaviors. Qiu Jin hesitated for a while, put up his little tiptoe and put himself to the lips of Ji Shenxiao."
"It was a good morning kiss, but as Qiu Jin became smaller, it became Ji Shenxiao's unilateral licking of Qiu Jin. The wet tongue traversed the whole body, and Qiu Jin's small body trembled... "Woo, Don't touch there...'"
"Looking at Qiu Jin who was flushed all over, Ji Shenxiao's vision dimmed a little bit..."
Seeing the following lines of text, Qiu Jin exploded with a buzz in his head.
He couldn't read it anymore.
"You guys are too big...can't pass the trial!"
Gigi: "Don't be afraid, we will silence you later, just come."
Qiu Jin was silent for a while, and suddenly said, "Since you want to mute the sound, wouldn't it be better for me to solve it from the source?"
Gigi: Hmm?
What do you mean? ?
Before Ji Ji responded, Qiu Jin gave out a beep-beep sound. There are more than one hundred words left, and he just beeps more than one hundred times with his mouth.
Who is I? Where am i? The blank expression of what I'm doing.
The audience was stunned for a while, and then all laughed crazy.
"I depend, why is he so strong?"
"What is this strange brain circuit?"
"66666 This is the first time I saw a guest who stopped Ji Ji from coming to Taiwan!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, does he see himself as a force machine?"
Ji Shenxiao also couldn't help but feel a little bit distressed and patted Qiu Jin on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, okay."
Qiu Jin was very stubborn, and stopped talking after the last few beeps.
What is more terrifying is that Qiu Jin has a clear pronunciation and full of breath throughout, and he hasn't pouted once. Even if the audience rolls over with laughter, he has no expression on the whole journey, and he can be used as an announcer's material.
After he finished beeping, no one else laughed at him, and all the audience immediately awed in awe, with fierce applause and cheers.
"so amazing!"
"Really, he can get full marks if he doesn't laugh."
"I don't even change my breath, this is the real man!"
"To tell the truth, I learned broadcasting, and I can't do it to him!"
"How many of you counted how many times did he beep?"
"No! Who knew he could beep so badly! Fuck, is this a plug-in?"
...
The director on the side looked at this scene in the camera and was shaking with excitement: "We will definitely explode this issue."
Director's assistant: "What? Need more bonuses?"
Director: "...Go away."
Gigi hasn't met such a strong opponent for a long time, and after he smiled, he actively threw an olive branch: "Will you come as my partner?"
Qiu Jin: "..."
Gigi: "I've thought about the combination name, so I called "Beep Serge"."
God **** beep machine, the audience all laughed crazy.
Qiu Jin was also laughing. When he was about to refuse, he heard Ji Shenxiao beside him.
"Digging people in front of me?" Ji Shenxiao glanced at Jiji and said lightly, "Have you asked my opinion?"
Gigi just reacted, yo, President Ji is jealous!
But without fear of power, it is a good host who can dig countless stalks! Ji Ji was not afraid of him and continued: "It's not like digging people. I just formed CP with Qiu Jin, but I didn't want to dig him to come to our company."
Ji Shenxiao glanced over Jiji and said lightly: "How do you know he has no CP?"
"Huh? He has a CP?" Ji Ji really didn't expect to dig out this material and blinked, "Who does Chou Jin want to form a combination with? Is this decided by the company?"
Ji Shenxiao pointed to himself.
Qiu Jin, Ji Ji, the audience: "?"
Gigi: "You decided?"
Ji Shenxiao shook his head and said, "It's CP with me."
Qiu Jin, Ji Ji, the audience: "?"
"The combination name is autumn," Ji Shenxiao glanced at Ji Ji, and the contempt was obvious. "It's much more elegant and charming than your beep machine."
Audience: "???
By the way, the official stamped autumn CP? ? !
So is this publicly acknowledged? ! !
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! The official is too good to play! !
Gigi: "..."
Yes, he is convinced in this wave.
It wasn't until Ji Ji gave up the proposal that Ji Shenxiao was satisfied, slowly leaning his back on the chair, a formal palace.
Qiu Jin: "..."
This ability to draw more and more dark, might as well not open.
Okay, Ji Ji quickly turned the subject away. Qiu Jin finished reading the same humanities, and then Ji Shenxiao's.
Unlike Qiu Jin, Ji Shenxiao got a little dark and a little strange.
Looking at the text on the screen, Ji Shenxiao's low magnetic voice sounded in the studio.
"This is twenty-eight years of Ji Shenxiao's consciousness. He doesn't know where he comes from or where he is going. He just wanders aimlessly in the sea, wandering powerfully and alone. "
"Until a young man broke into his world. It was a man with silver hair and honey-colored skin. He walked naked on the beach like an incarnation of sunlight."
"A week ago, a cruise ship crashed on the sea, and only this young man survived on the island."
"At this point, Ji Shenxiao has never been anywhere else. He watched the hard life of the young man, ran in the sun, beckoned to the sky, and cried to the dark sea..."
"Ji Shenxiao didn't know what was going on, but he understood one thing, he didn't want the youth to cry. The next day, when the youth entered the sea again, he evoked a stream of water and gently touched the other person's body ."
"'Who?' The youth turned back vigilantly. At the next moment, a wave of seawater like tentacles climbed up on the young man's body without letting him go anywhere. Let the warm sea water caress the skin, and the young man giggled Get up."
"Since then, Qiu Jin has regarded this indescribable creature as his friend. He told his counterpart about his past, why he came here, about the civilized world outside, that he missed home... whenever this time , There will be heavy sadness in the eyes of young people..."
"Ji Shenxiao couldn't understand each other's feelings, but he knew that as soon as he touched the young man's body, the other party would giggle. He did it this time, but Qiu Jin cried with a smile, Bean’s tears slipped from his face like short-line pearls."
"Ji Shenxiao has never seen such a fragile Qiu Jin. He wants to lick the tears from the other person's face. Unfortunately, Ji Shenxiao has only one tentacle of sea water. Although he is very gentle, he only makes the youth wet. ..."
Reading this, Ji Shenxiao's throat rolled and paused for a moment.
The audience's hearts all mentioned their throats.
"Finally one day, Ji Shenxiao transformed his limbs and torso according to the appearance of a youth. At this time, Qiu Jin was lying on the beach unguardedly and sleeping, and the sunlight fell on his honey-colored skin, as if it could come out with a light touch. Sweet juice..."
Qiu Jin can no longer listen. Although he tried hard to make a careless expression, the increasingly large-scale text still made him blush, especially those words spoken through Ji Shenxiao...
I don't know how the other party is so calm.
Qiu Jin looked up at Ji Shenxiao, and the moment he gazed at him, Qiu Jin seemed to be unscrewed the soda from the bottle cap and exploded with a bang.
Ji Shenxiao stopped at this moment.
"Okay."
"Eh?" Ji Ji didn't hear enough, dissatisfied, "But you haven't finished reading, this is just entering the high tide part."
"Okay," Ji Shenxiao repeated, with a faint expression, but with pressure that could not be ignored, "Go on, I will kneel on the keyboard when I return home tonight."
Qiu Jin: "???
"!!!"
Ji Shenxiao, what are you talking about! !
Qiu Jin frantically hinted at him to shut up. Although they plan to reveal a little relationship, they don’t have to be so energetic? Isn't this the same as announcing romance directly?
Ji Shenxiao just looked back at him, his eyes tolerant and gentle.
"..."
Like a pierced balloon, Qiu Jin lost his temper instantly.
The audience was still disappointed the moment before, but when they heard this, they were immediately excited and screamed.
"Reliance! Kneeling keyboard! Have you lived together!"
"And Ji Ji, who is so powerful, is actually a wife in strict control? Is this too cute?"
"There are new materials for the same humanities!"
"Let's go!"
"Ah, I'm going crazy! Come on together! The Civil Affairs Bureau has moved to you! Get married to me!"
...
Ji Ji will naturally not miss such a good opportunity, immediately asked: "You have lived together?"
"Almost," Ji Shenxiao said, "we live next door."
"Ah, no wonder someone photographed you in a community before," Ji Ji suddenly realized, "but this plot is too dreamy? How did you live together? Is it by accident or who has been plotting for a long time?"
"I've been planning for a long time," Ji Shenxiao glanced a smile across his eyes, "I invited him to live next door to me so that I could eat and drink."
"That's it," Ji Ji asked Qiu Jin again, "Will you help him cook?"
Qiu Jin nodded: "Yes, there will be time."
"What is the most complicated dish you have helped him make?"
"Buddha jumps the wall."
"You still do Buddha jumping the wall?!!!" Ji Ji was surprised for a moment, could not help sighing, "It's so complicated, this must be the true love level?"
Qiu Jin smiled: "It's actually not that difficult, but it takes a long time to prepare."
"What is the opportunity? Why did you make such a troublesome dish?"
"Um..." Qiu Jin thought about it and replied, "He helped me a lot, I can't think of it, only the Buddha jumped the wall."
Ji Ji laughed: "Since there is no way to repay, why not just promise yourself?"
Qiu Jin blinked his eyes and asked, "How do you know that I didn't promise?"
Rely on! When will Qiu Jin drive this way! The audience croaked again, and some people were dumb.
Qiu Jin is very satisfied with his performance. After so many rounds, he can understand that this show compares who is shameless and who is shameless.
Sure enough, Ji Ji was choked by him, and a few black lines fell on his forehead. But he obviously had other materials in his hand, and he asked: "I heard that Ji Shenxiao got angry at the company and didn't eat. Do you still go out and borrow the kitchen to help him cook?"
"Huh? This was dug by you too?" Qiu Jin was a little surprised. "Who did you hear?"
"Don't you know? I also searched for this before!" Ji Ji brought up the topic page and showed him, "#华益工作餐#, that's it, 128 yuan green pasta with pan-fried salmon ."
Qiu Jin was dumb: "... so expensive?"
"But everyone who has eaten said it was delicious!" Ji Ji didn't make it to him. He smiled and pulled the topic back. "So why did you purposely borrow the kitchen to help him cook?"
Qiu Jin: "There is no reason, so I went to Ji Shenxiao to see that he did not eat, and helped him by the way."
"Can't you help him buy it?"
"I thought, but he liked to eat what I made."
Gigi: "..."
Audience: "..."
Is this dog food? This is definitely dog food!
"Is this such a good meal?" Ji Ji looked at Ji Shenxiao with envy. "Can you let me join you?"
"No," Ji Shenxiao refused even if he didn't want to, and emphasized specifically, "Qiu Jin only gave me a small stove."
The author has something to say: Ji Shenxiao: Want to green me? Oh, dream!
Although Qiu Jin had discussed with Ji Shenxiao before, he wanted to vaccinate fans on this show. But he never imagined that Ji Shenxiao was so fierce, and if such a straightforward sentence came, he would blush for a while.He only felt that the audience's eyes were on him, as if to make him burn, but the hottest thing was still watching him Ji Shenxiao.Qiu Jin gave Ji Shenxiao an angry look and complained: "Don't talk nonsense, okay!""Good," Ji Shenxiao nodded his temper, "I will listen to you in the future."Qiu Jin: "..."This man really took advantage of being cheap and selling well.Gigi exaggerated, "Wow": "Did I hear something I shouldn't hear?"Qiu Jin smiled and waved his hand: "We have a better relationship, so we can talk more freely, just kidding.""Good relationship?"Ji Shenxiao glanced at Qiu Jin and nodded: "Well, we just have a good relationship."Ji Ji: "Then you must be looking forward to the next link."Qiu Jin instantly had a bad hunch.Gigi brought up a screenshot and smiled: "This is the two paragraphs of our fandom text we found on the Internet. I hope you can read it aloud."Although this is also the content of the previous outline, Qiu Jin has already suffered a loss and has become a lot of vigilance.He glanced at Ji Ji and didn't answer the question: "Isn't it like the picture that just needs to be coded?""Don't let it go, just pass it in one stroke," Ji Ji waved his hand. "We are going in a fairytale style this time."Fairy style?Qiu Jin questioned the letter and remembered the passage on the screen."Waking up this morning, Qiu Jin found that everything around him became extremely huge, as if he had entered the giant country. No, it wasn't that the surroundings became larger, but that he became smaller! Deep..."Seeing this title, Qiu Jin knocked for a moment, and then continued: "Shen Xiao, Shen Xiao, you wake up soon, what's wrong with me?""Huh? What's wrong?' Ji Shenxiao heard Qiu Jin calling him, and habitually wanted to give each other a good morning kiss, but unexpectedly fell out. Ah! Qiu Jin became a slap-sized look!""Ji Shenxiao blinked, and found that Xiao Qiu Jin was helplessly sitting on the pillow, his eyes were red, and there were red stripes all over his body, like a small pink ball.'God, this is too cute!' Ji Shenxiao sighed in his head.""'How did you become like this?' he asked Qiu Jin.""I don't know.' Xiao Qiu Jin rubbed his eyes in disapproval and said, It's changed like this when I wake up.'"How can I recover?""do not know.""The two have big eyes to small eyes, Ji Shenxiao took the lead in accepting this change. He carefully held Qiu Jin in his palm and said, "Then I have to be more careful not to step on you.""Qiu Jin is still unhappy, Ji Shenxiao pokes his face gently with his finger again, appeases: "Don't be nervous, it will change back."""'What if I don't come back?' Qiu Jin is not as optimistic as he is.""'What else can I do? I can only keep it.' Ji Shenxiao smiled, poked the small buds on Qiu Jin's body, and said in an intimate tone,'And I have to customize this little **** for you What about clothes.'"Qiu Jin: "..."Hey, is that little bud the place he thinks about?Sure enough, it's a fairy tale style, ghs is written so implicitly, Qiu Jin eased his breath and continued to say: "'Baby, good morning kiss.' Ji Shenxiao pointed to his lips before leaving home to work. This is what they will do every day Some fixed behaviors. Qiu Jin hesitated for a while, put up his little tiptoe and put himself to the lips of Ji Shenxiao.""It was a good morning kiss, but as Qiu Jin became smaller, it became Ji Shenxiao's unilateral licking of Qiu Jin. The wet tongue traversed the whole body, and Qiu Jin's small body trembled... "Woo, Don't touch there...'""Looking at Qiu Jin who was flushed all over, Ji Shenxiao's vision dimmed a little bit..."Seeing the following lines of text, Qiu Jin exploded with a buzz in his head.He couldn't read it anymore."You guys are too big...can't pass the trial!"Gigi: "Don't be afraid, we will silence you later, just come."Qiu Jin was silent for a while, and suddenly said, "Since you want to mute the sound, wouldn't it be better for me to solve it from the source?"Gigi: Hmm?What do you mean? ?Before Ji Ji responded, Qiu Jin gave out a beep-beep sound. There are more than one hundred words left, and he just beeps more than one hundred times with his mouth.Who is I? Where am i? The blank expression of what I'm doing.The audience was stunned for a while, and then all laughed crazy."I depend, why is he so strong?""What is this strange brain circuit?""66666 This is the first time I saw a guest who stopped Ji Ji from coming to Taiwan!""Ha ha ha ha ha ha, does he see himself as a force machine?"Ji Shenxiao also couldn't help but feel a little bit distressed and patted Qiu Jin on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, okay."Qiu Jin was very stubborn, and stopped talking after the last few beeps.What is more terrifying is that Qiu Jin has a clear pronunciation and full of breath throughout, and he hasn't pouted once. Even if the audience rolls over with laughter, he has no expression on the whole journey, and he can be used as an announcer's material.After he finished beeping, no one else laughed at him, and all the audience immediately awed in awe, with fierce applause and cheers."so amazing!""Really, he can get full marks if he doesn't laugh.""I don't even change my breath, this is the real man!""To tell the truth, I learned broadcasting, and I can't do it to him!""How many of you counted how many times did he beep?""No! Who knew he could beep so badly! Fuck, is this a plug-in?"...The director on the side looked at this scene in the camera and was shaking with excitement: "We will definitely explode this issue."Director's assistant: "What? Need more bonuses?"Director: "...Go away."Gigi hasn't met such a strong opponent for a long time, and after he smiled, he actively threw an olive branch: "Will you come as my partner?"Qiu Jin: "..."Gigi: "I've thought about the combination name, so I called "Beep Serge"."God **** beep machine, the audience all laughed crazy.Qiu Jin was also laughing. When he was about to refuse, he heard Ji Shenxiao beside him."Digging people in front of me?" Ji Shenxiao glanced at Jiji and said lightly, "Have you asked my opinion?"Gigi just reacted, yo, President Ji is jealous!But without fear of power, it is a good host who can dig countless stalks! Ji Ji was not afraid of him and continued: "It's not like digging people. I just formed CP with Qiu Jin, but I didn't want to dig him to come to our company."Ji Shenxiao glanced over Jiji and said lightly: "How do you know he has no CP?""Huh? He has a CP?" Ji Ji really didn't expect to dig out this material and blinked, "Who does Chou Jin want to form a combination with? Is this decided by the company?"Ji Shenxiao pointed to himself.Qiu Jin, Ji Ji, the audience: "?"Gigi: "You decided?"Ji Shenxiao shook his head and said, "It's CP with me."Qiu Jin, Ji Ji, the audience: "?""The combination name is autumn," Ji Shenxiao glanced at Ji Ji, and the contempt was obvious. "It's much more elegant and charming than your beep machine."Audience: "???By the way, the official stamped autumn CP? ? !So is this publicly acknowledged? ! !Ah ah ah ah ah! ! The official is too good to play! !Gigi: "..."Yes, he is convinced in this wave.It wasn't until Ji Ji gave up the proposal that Ji Shenxiao was satisfied, slowly leaning his back on the chair, a formal palace.Qiu Jin: "..."This ability to draw more and more dark, might as well not open.Okay, Ji Ji quickly turned the subject away. Qiu Jin finished reading the same humanities, and then Ji Shenxiao's.Unlike Qiu Jin, Ji Shenxiao got a little dark and a little strange.Looking at the text on the screen, Ji Shenxiao's low magnetic voice sounded in the studio."This is twenty-eight years of Ji Shenxiao's consciousness. He doesn't know where he comes from or where he is going. He just wanders aimlessly in the sea, wandering powerfully and alone. ""Until a young man broke into his world. It was a man with silver hair and honey-colored skin. He walked naked on the beach like an incarnation of sunlight.""A week ago, a cruise ship crashed on the sea, and only this young man survived on the island.""At this point, Ji Shenxiao has never been anywhere else. He watched the hard life of the young man, ran in the sun, beckoned to the sky, and cried to the dark sea...""Ji Shenxiao didn't know what was going on, but he understood one thing, he didn't want the youth to cry. The next day, when the youth entered the sea again, he evoked a stream of water and gently touched the other person's body .""'Who?' The youth turned back vigilantly. At the next moment, a wave of seawater like tentacles climbed up on the young man's body without letting him go anywhere. Let the warm sea water caress the skin, and the young man giggled Get up.""Since then, Qiu Jin has regarded this indescribable creature as his friend. He told his counterpart about his past, why he came here, about the civilized world outside, that he missed home... whenever this time , There will be heavy sadness in the eyes of young people...""Ji Shenxiao couldn't understand each other's feelings, but he knew that as soon as he touched the young man's body, the other party would giggle. He did it this time, but Qiu Jin cried with a smile, Bean's tears slipped from his face like short-line pearls.""Ji Shenxiao has never seen such a fragile Qiu Jin. He wants to lick the tears from the other person's face. Unfortunately, Ji Shenxiao has only one tentacle of sea water. Although he is very gentle, he only makes the youth wet. ..."Reading this, Ji Shenxiao's throat rolled and paused for a moment.The audience's hearts all mentioned their throats."Finally one day, Ji Shenxiao transformed his limbs and torso according to the appearance of a youth. At this time, Qiu Jin was lying on the beach unguardedly and sleeping, and the sunlight fell on his honey-colored skin, as if it could come out with a light touch. Sweet juice..."Qiu Jin can no longer listen. Although he tried hard to make a careless expression, the increasingly large-scale text still made him blush, especially those words spoken through Ji Shenxiao...I don't know how the other party is so calm.Qiu Jin looked up at Ji Shenxiao, and the moment he gazed at him, Qiu Jin seemed to be unscrewed the soda from the bottle cap and exploded with a bang.Ji Shenxiao stopped at this moment."Okay.""Eh?" Ji Ji didn't hear enough, dissatisfied, "But you haven't finished reading, this is just entering the high tide part.""Okay," Ji Shenxiao repeated, with a faint expression, but with pressure that could not be ignored, "Go on, I will kneel on the keyboard when I return home tonight."Qiu Jin: "???"!!!"Ji Shenxiao, what are you talking about! !Qiu Jin frantically hinted at him to shut up. Although they plan to reveal a little relationship, they don't have to be so energetic? Isn't this the same as announcing romance directly?Ji Shenxiao just looked back at him, his eyes tolerant and gentle."..."Like a pierced balloon, Qiu Jin lost his temper instantly.The audience was still disappointed the moment before, but when they heard this, they were immediately excited and screamed."Reliance! Kneeling keyboard! Have you lived together!""And Ji Ji, who is so powerful, is actually a wife in strict control? Is this too cute?""There are new materials for the same humanities!""Let's go!""Ah, I'm going crazy! Come on together! The Civil Affairs Bureau has moved to you! Get married to me!"...Ji Ji will naturally not miss such a good opportunity, immediately asked: "You have lived together?""Almost," Ji Shenxiao said, "we live next door.""Ah, no wonder someone photographed you in a community before," Ji Ji suddenly realized, "but this plot is too dreamy? How did you live together? Is it by accident or who has been plotting for a long time?""I've been planning for a long time," Ji Shenxiao glanced a smile across his eyes, "I invited him to live next door to me so that I could eat and drink.""That's it," Ji Ji asked Qiu Jin again, "Will you help him cook?"Qiu Jin nodded: "Yes, there will be time.""What is the most complicated dish you have helped him make?""Buddha jumps the wall.""You still do Buddha jumping the wall?!!!" Ji Ji was surprised for a moment, could not help sighing, "It's so complicated, this must be the true love level?"Qiu Jin smiled: "It's actually not that difficult, but it takes a long time to prepare.""What is the opportunity? Why did you make such a troublesome dish?""Um..." Qiu Jin thought about it and replied, "He helped me a lot, I can't think of it, only the Buddha jumped the wall."Ji Ji laughed: "Since there is no way to repay, why not just promise yourself?"Qiu Jin blinked his eyes and asked, "How do you know that I didn't promise?"Rely on! When will Qiu Jin drive this way! The audience croaked again, and some people were dumb.Qiu Jin is very satisfied with his performance. After so many rounds, he can understand that this show compares who is shameless and who is shameless.Sure enough, Ji Ji was choked by him, and a few black lines fell on his forehead. But he obviously had other materials in his hand, and he asked: "I heard that Ji Shenxiao got angry at the company and didn't eat. Do you still go out and borrow the kitchen to help him cook?""Huh? This was dug by you too?" Qiu Jin was a little surprised. "Who did you hear?""Don't you know? I also searched for this before!" Ji Ji brought up the topic page and showed him, "##, that's it, 128 yuan green pasta with pan-fried salmon ."Qiu Jin was dumb: "... so expensive?""But everyone who has eaten said it was delicious!" Ji Ji didn't make it to him. He smiled and pulled the topic back. "So why did you purposely borrow the kitchen to help him cook?"Qiu Jin: "There is no reason, so I went to Ji Shenxiao to see that he did not eat, and helped him by the way.""Can't you help him buy it?""I thought, but he liked to eat what I made."Gigi: "..."Audience: "..."Is this dog food? This is definitely dog food!"Is this such a good meal?" Ji Ji looked at Ji Shenxiao with envy. "Can you let me join you?""No," Ji Shenxiao refused even if he didn't want to, and emphasized specifically, "Qiu Jin only gave me a small stove."The author has something to say: Ji Shenxiao: Want to green me? Oh, dream!
