A magical place?" c 32
"Fio, you have disgusted me. Why don't you understand the significance of passing on the secret of the meteor?"
The village chief. He is a big, muscular man, about two meters tall, now old and thin, but with a roaring beard that he can grow as long as he likes. He is the ruler of the village of Mikual, the powerhouse of this village.
In ancient times, the chief of a village was called a chief and was supposed to rule over the clans of Mikual. Now, however, the ratio is about 50/50 between the Mik'al clan and immigrants. One reason is that the blood of the village has grown too thick, and the other reason is that the village has begun to accept fierce warriors from outside the village to improve itself. The village grew and grew until it could be called a village.
The village ruler, who used to be called the chief, changed his name to the village chief, as he was the one who ruled the village, and only the custom that all the people in the village were family members remained to this day.
When the village head dies, the person who was nominated by the previous head takes over the position. However, the nomination is not absolute, and if the person is judged to be unable to demonstrate his abilities as a village chief, he or she is sometimes reelected by a vote of the people of the village. Since the chief of Mikual is an important position for the human race, the selection of the chief is done carefully.
"Now that you have returned to your village, you must relearn the secret arts. Now that you are back in your village, you need to relearn the secret arts. Now, come to the Shrine of Inheritance, and I'll spend all night tonight beating your guts out."
And there is only one reason why this man was chosen as the village chief. This man was chosen as the village chief for one reason alone: his overwhelming combat power, which enables him to deal with crises in the village by himself. As a child, this man took me flying in all directions, and I was well aware of his skill.
Why had I been carried around by this man since I was a child?
In fact, before I was even old enough, I was nominated as the next village chief because I had a great sense of restorative magic and was regarded as the best magician in the village, and I was receiving gifted education. I don't think he's going to die easily, but as the next village chief, I have to go back to my village and act as the chief to bring everyone together if something should happen.
I don't think I can hold this village together. If we end up getting married, I'll be able to force Artoo into it.
While I was escaping from reality like that, the village head mercilessly struck me with lightning.
What's your answer?
"...Ugh. That's disgusting."
He yelled at me and I looked directly at the man.
The steel body of the village chief, glistening with sweat and full of life. The man who raised his voice and glared at me as if he was going to shoot me dead was dressed in a red-and-white, frilly miko outfit that reached only to his knees and was not supposed to be worn by men.
The muscular macho man in the unusually short shrine maiden's uniform was righteously abusive and verbally abusive to me. Naturally, nothing entered my mind. The destructive power of the scene in front of me makes me feel like my head is going to explode.
"All right, let's review. First! Save your strength like this ... Funuuhhhh!"
The pervert in the shrine maiden's uniform growled and his advanced muscles began to rise. At the same time, I could see my eyes going dead.
Yes, I remember now. That's why I didn't remember anything about the meteor miko.
Pang!
The sweat-soaked abs of the village head appear in front of me.
The village chief's well-trained thickness caused the frilly priestess uniform to flap wide, and the cord around the waist popped off. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I'm sure it'll be fine.
Like this! Gather the rising magic power! Gather it all together!
Don't do it... Don't do it..."
And the bulge between my unholy legs dangled and swayed in front of my face.
That's right. Finally, my hakama, which had lost its waistband, slipped down, exposing my thighs, which were thicker than my torso, and my slightly dirty red loincloth. My proud blue eyes, which Artoo had praised me for, turned muddy black and seemed to be rotting away.
"With all my might! Say your prayers!
Chittering.
...naked.
He may or may not have been aware of my feelings. His muscles were building up all over his body, and eventually even the red loincloth he was wearing was ripped off. The old macho man, now without a stitch on his body, held up his hands in front of him and bent one leg in a glico-like pose.
This is it! A sacred ritual passed down from generation to generation! That is, the meteor prayer!
"...Higg. ...Higgghhh. I can't take it anymore!”
My consciousness is fading away.
Eventually, I heard an unpleasant popping sound in my head and my brain shut down. I guess my body's defensive instincts refused to recognize and remember the scene in front of me.
Immediately after that, I fell asleep, blew bubbles, and passed out.
Fio was very tired, wasn't she? She fell asleep right after we started the lecture. I guess she'll have to take make-up tomorrow."
"... Just put some clothes on, please."
It's funny.
The destination that I, another person, was aiming for. The hero who followed his back and shaped the person I am today. The end of my childhood longing.
For some reason, the hero appeared wearing a miko outfit and took Fio to a deserted shrine. The next thing he knew, he was completely naked, holding the unconscious Fio in his arms as he walked out of the shrine.
What the hell did this guy do to Fio in such a short time?
"I..."
The girl named Mel, who had been abusing Fio so much, turned red and covered her face with her hands. Her reaction was surprisingly unconcerned, and I felt a little relieved. It seems that Mikual's village is not full of crazy, eccentric people like Fio and this old man.
"Oh, that's disrespectful. Mel, show these three gentlemen to my house. I'll get changed and be on my way."
"Yes..."
She blushed and grabbed the sleeve of my dress and tugged. She seemed to be trying to tell me to follow her.
I turned away from the naked man who was laughing with his arms crossed and I followed her. I didn't want my fantasy to be destroyed any further.
The world has always been full of things that were not supposed to be.
"I'm sorry, boys. What kind of thing is the village chief showing to his guests?"
A small girl carrying Fio on her back let out a sigh. We followed her, and soon we saw the biggest house of all. In the garden, there was a naked macho stone statue in an unpleasant pose. It was no doubt the house of the grandfather we had just met.
"Master Mel. I'd like to confirm, is that really the head of this village of Mikual? If that's the case, we might want to revise our perception of this village."
"Wait, stop. No, it's just that he and Fio are insane as hell, and this is a peaceful, ordinary village."
Even the quintessential Kuriha-san was dumbfounded, her eyes half-closed. It's no wonder, to a sensible person like her, this village must look like a demon world.
To tell you the truth, I too am filled with distrust of this village.
I tried to convince myself that they were the only ones who were crazy.
Something flying at ──── high speed grazed my cheek.
"Isn't there a little girl?
Go away.
A flash.
Without warning, "something" suddenly flew at her, and in what could be called a reflexive reaction, she struck it. It flew at her, and with a scream of desperation, it plunged into the rocks, buried itself in the sand, and disappeared from sight.
"... What was that?"
"It's probably the Demon Lord's army. It's a gutsy demon tribe to attack this far in 1person."
"No, it looked like a person. He looked like he was wearing a solemn monk's uniform."
It must be a faithful demon tribe."
You're lying. He's definitely a danger to this village or something. The fact that Mel's eyes clouded over and he suddenly became respectful was proof of that.
No, you're not . You're not the priest of the kingdom who says he's staying in Mikual, are you? That was just a pervert in a monk's uniform, right?
This is the chief's house, and as long as we stay inside, I think we'll be safe. Don't worry, I'll make sure my brothers in the village know what to do."
Is... is it bad to walk around outside?"
Did you say... "Root"? I mean, what the hell. If you want to go for a walk, I won't stop you, but you're on your own if anything happens to me."
Is this a danger zone or something?"
I was going to take the opportunity to look around Mikual's village, but. It seems that just taking a walk in this village is somehow dangerous.
"Birdie, it's time for you to come to your senses. I can handle most things when you're here."
"...Is that warrior strong? You've been mumbling a lot of nonsense."
"Yeah. Human nature aside, he's the reliable vanguard of our party."
"Hmm. I'd like to know how many party members Fio has. I want to see how good Fio's party members are. If you want to go out so much, I'll show you around. I don't want you to die walking around on your own."
"Is there even a possibility of death? What is this village?"
After all the years I've spent admiring you, and after I've grown up.1 I had decided that I would come to Mikual's village to thank him.
In reality, it seems to be a place like a magical world shrouded in deep darkness.
I felt like I had become an adult again.
Fio fainted and Mel put him to bed, while Birdie, I, and the Kriha 3people, who had managed to come to our senses, were guided by Mel around the village of Mikual.
At first glance, this village was indeed as peaceful and tranquil as Mel had described. The roads are well paved with stones and have advanced facilities for this world, such as a drainage system.
The sound of the windmills swaying in the breeze and the weathervane on the side was pleasant. The river that crosses the center of the village has been reinforced to resemble a Japanese river bank. The scenery of the village reminded me of my previous life, and I felt a little sad. It's a nice place, this place.
The only problem is.
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Don't mess with me, kid! I'll give you a fake beating!
Dueling on the side of the road, onlookers drinking happily, yada yada yada.
"Mmmm, playing doctor!"
"Don't, that's a game he can play, and you can't copy him..."
A young girl blows the intestines of a boy her age with her bare hands, and then gets teary-eyed when an adult rushes over to her.
...tranquil?
"Yes. Yeah, now it's more peaceful than usual..."
"What the...?"
I see. Growing up in a place like this, it's no wonder Fio grew up to be so eccentric. It wasn't her natural human nature that was the problem, but rather the environmental factors that had distorted her personality in the process of growing up.
Maybe Fio was a victim, too.
"You know, Mel. In this village, do you have to take responsibility if you fuck a woman?"
"Shut up and die. I'm not old enough to know any better. But if it's common knowledge out there, I guess it is. I've heard there's a lot of insanity in this village."
"Hmm? That's a pretty accurate answer for someone who doesn't know much about color, young lady. You're a real whore, aren't you? That's a shame, you sexy little girl."
"Hey Root, isn't this guy a total jerk? I'm really regretting having this conversation with him right now."
I told you I'd leave humanity out of this. Birdie is the kind of guy who goes to the sex trade with Fio. As a person, he's as twisted as Fio."
"What...? What, what, what? Fyi, my sister and I are on the streets! Huh?
Oh, shoot. Maybe I didn't say it right, or maybe I gave Mel the wrong idea.
"Don't get me wrong, Mel. Fio and I don't get along like that, okay?"
"Then why are you going to that place with my sister?
"Oh, just for fun? Anyway, I'm fine with Fio, so don't worry."
Immediately, Birdie intervened to correct the misunderstanding. Hey, the way you say it...
"S..."
"What?"
I'll kill you!
"Whoa! What the hell are you doing, you little bitch? Get some bigger breasts and come back. You look pretty promising. ────"
"Give me back my sister! You bastard!
"Wow, he's pissed. "Wow, he's pissed off. You're moving pretty fast for a pre-breast-expanding kid."
...Apparently, she missed Fio more than she thought she would. Her face was flushed red, and she was glaring at Birdie like she was going to shoot her. Was she hiding her embarrassment by talking badly about Fio?
"Oh, that's unusual. Hey guys, Mel's having a fight with a face he hasn't seen before!"
I'm serious, aren't I? Hola, hola, hola, hola!"
Then, a gaggle of people gather around. No one tries to stop the killing that has suddenly broken out in front of them. I wondered if this level of fighting was an everyday occurrence.
"Ugh, I'm playing! My sister is a sensitive and maiden in spite of her looks! You can't treat her like that just because she's masculine. ────!
"Oh, yeah. Fio's girlie side? If there really is such a thing, I'd like to know, tell me, girl."
It's true! I'm pretty sure that's when Brother Runt told my sister.
Stop it! Mel, I've told you many times to forget about that story. ──── Moga Moga!"
"Shut up, Runt! Shut up! Okay, that's good, Mel! Keep going!
Aha, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Alas, the story of the first love of a young man from the village called Lant was exposed by a stray bullet from the fight between Mel and Birdie, and the fight ended with Fio suffering a subtle damage when he was told of a very feminine reaction to his first confession in life.
...I didn't know that Fio also had the common sense to avoid people with a red face. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I think it's a good idea.
Hmmm. I'll keep that in mind the next time Fio tries to force me to wear women's clothes. I'll keep that in mind.
The fight between Birdie and Mel went on for a while, and eventually ended with an inhumane act of aggression in which Birdie turned his buttocks and farted in Mel's face as she collapsed to the ground, gasping for air.
It was such a cruel ending that I decided to impose my own personal sanctions on Birdie.
A magical place?" c 32
"Fio, you have disgusted me. Why don't you understand the significance of passing on the secret of the meteor?"
The village chief. He is a big, muscular man, about two meters tall, now old and thin, but with a roaring beard that he can grow as long as he likes. He is the ruler of the village of Mikual, the powerhouse of this village.
In ancient times, the chief of a village was called a chief and was supposed to rule over the clans of Mikual. Now, however, the ratio is about 50/50 between the Mik'al clan and immigrants. One reason is that the blood of the village has grown too thick, and the other reason is that the village has begun to accept fierce warriors from outside the village to improve itself. The village grew and grew until it could be called a village.
The village ruler, who used to be called the chief, changed his name to the village chief, as he was the one who ruled the village, and only the custom that all the people in the village were family members remained to this day.
When the village head dies, the person who was nominated by the previous head takes over the position. However, the nomination is not absolute, and if the person is judged to be unable to demonstrate his abilities as a village chief, he or she is sometimes reelected by a vote of the people of the village. Since the chief of Mikual is an important position for the human race, the selection of the chief is done carefully.
"Now that you have returned to your village, you must relearn the secret arts. Now that you are back in your village, you need to relearn the secret arts. Now, come to the Shrine of Inheritance, and I'll spend all night tonight beating your guts out."
And there is only one reason why this man was chosen as the village chief. This man was chosen as the village chief for one reason alone: his overwhelming combat power, which enables him to deal with crises in the village by himself. As a child, this man took me flying in all directions, and I was well aware of his skill.
Why had I been carried around by this man since I was a child?
In fact, before I was even old enough, I was nominated as the next village chief because I had a great sense of restorative magic and was regarded as the best magician in the village, and I was receiving gifted education. I don't think he's going to die easily, but as the next village chief, I have to go back to my village and act as the chief to bring everyone together if something should happen.
I don't think I can hold this village together. If we end up getting married, I'll be able to force Artoo into it.
While I was escaping from reality like that, the village head mercilessly struck me with lightning.
What's your answer?
"...Ugh. That's disgusting."
He yelled at me and I looked directly at the man.
The steel body of the village chief, glistening with sweat and full of life. The man who raised his voice and glared at me as if he was going to shoot me dead was dressed in a red-and-white, frilly miko outfit that reached only to his knees and was not supposed to be worn by men.
The muscular macho man in the unusually short shrine maiden's uniform was righteously abusive and verbally abusive to me. Naturally, nothing entered my mind. The destructive power of the scene in front of me makes me feel like my head is going to explode.
"All right, let's review. First! Save your strength like this ... Funuuhhhh!"
The pervert in the shrine maiden's uniform growled and his advanced muscles began to rise. At the same time, I could see my eyes going dead.
Yes, I remember now. That's why I didn't remember anything about the meteor miko.
Pang!
The sweat-soaked abs of the village head appear in front of me.
The village chief's well-trained thickness caused the frilly priestess uniform to flap wide, and the cord around the waist popped off. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I'm sure it'll be fine.
Like this! Gather the rising magic power! Gather it all together!
Don't do it... Don't do it..."
And the bulge between my unholy legs dangled and swayed in front of my face.
That's right. Finally, my hakama, which had lost its waistband, slipped down, exposing my thighs, which were thicker than my torso, and my slightly dirty red loincloth. My proud blue eyes, which Artoo had praised me for, turned muddy black and seemed to be rotting away.
"With all my might! Say your prayers!
Chittering.
...naked.
He may or may not have been aware of my feelings. His muscles were building up all over his body, and eventually even the red loincloth he was wearing was ripped off. The old macho man, now without a stitch on his body, held up his hands in front of him and bent one leg in a glico-like pose.
This is it! A sacred ritual passed down from generation to generation! That is, the meteor prayer!
"...Higg. ...Higgghhh. I can't take it anymore!”
My consciousness is fading away.
Eventually, I heard an unpleasant popping sound in my head and my brain shut down. I guess my body's defensive instincts refused to recognize and remember the scene in front of me.
Immediately after that, I fell asleep, blew bubbles, and passed out.
Fio was very tired, wasn't she? She fell asleep right after we started the lecture. I guess she'll have to take make-up tomorrow."
"... Just put some clothes on, please."
It's funny.
The destination that I, another person, was aiming for. The hero who followed his back and shaped the person I am today. The end of my childhood longing.
For some reason, the hero appeared wearing a miko outfit and took Fio to a deserted shrine. The next thing he knew, he was completely naked, holding the unconscious Fio in his arms as he walked out of the shrine.
What the hell did this guy do to Fio in such a short time?
"I..."
The girl named Mel, who had been abusing Fio so much, turned red and covered her face with her hands. Her reaction was surprisingly unconcerned, and I felt a little relieved. It seems that Mikual's village is not full of crazy, eccentric people like Fio and this old man.
"Oh, that's disrespectful. Mel, show these three gentlemen to my house. I'll get changed and be on my way."
"Yes..."
She blushed and grabbed the sleeve of my dress and tugged. She seemed to be trying to tell me to follow her.
I turned away from the naked man who was laughing with his arms crossed and I followed her. I didn't want my fantasy to be destroyed any further.
The world has always been full of things that were not supposed to be.
"I'm sorry, boys. What kind of thing is the village chief showing to his guests?"
A small girl carrying Fio on her back let out a sigh. We followed her, and soon we saw the biggest house of all. In the garden, there was a naked macho stone statue in an unpleasant pose. It was no doubt the house of the grandfather we had just met.
"Master Mel. I'd like to confirm, is that really the head of this village of Mikual? If that's the case, we might want to revise our perception of this village."
"Wait, stop. No, it's just that he and Fio are insane as hell, and this is a peaceful, ordinary village."
Even the quintessential Kuriha-san was dumbfounded, her eyes half-closed. It's no wonder, to a sensible person like her, this village must look like a demon world.
To tell you the truth, I too am filled with distrust of this village.
I tried to convince myself that they were the only ones who were crazy.
Something flying at ──── high speed grazed my cheek.
"Isn't there a little girl?
Go away.
A flash.
Without warning, "something" suddenly flew at her, and in what could be called a reflexive reaction, she struck it. It flew at her, and with a scream of desperation, it plunged into the rocks, buried itself in the sand, and disappeared from sight.
"... What was that?"
"It's probably the Demon Lord's army. It's a gutsy demon tribe to attack this far in 1person."
"No, it looked like a person. He looked like he was wearing a solemn monk's uniform."
It must be a faithful demon tribe."
You're lying. He's definitely a danger to this village or something. The fact that Mel's eyes clouded over and he suddenly became respectful was proof of that.
No, you're not . You're not the priest of the kingdom who says he's staying in Mikual, are you? That was just a pervert in a monk's uniform, right?
This is the chief's house, and as long as we stay inside, I think we'll be safe. Don't worry, I'll make sure my brothers in the village know what to do."
Is... is it bad to walk around outside?"
Did you say... "Root"? I mean, what the hell. If you want to go for a walk, I won't stop you, but you're on your own if anything happens to me."
Is this a danger zone or something?"
I was going to take the opportunity to look around Mikual's village, but. It seems that just taking a walk in this village is somehow dangerous.
"Birdie, it's time for you to come to your senses. I can handle most things when you're here."
"...Is that warrior strong? You've been mumbling a lot of nonsense."
"Yeah. Human nature aside, he's the reliable vanguard of our party."
"Hmm. I'd like to know how many party members Fio has. I want to see how good Fio's party members are. If you want to go out so much, I'll show you around. I don't want you to die walking around on your own."
"Is there even a possibility of death? What is this village?"
After all the years I've spent admiring you, and after I've grown up.1 I had decided that I would come to Mikual's village to thank him.
In reality, it seems to be a place like a magical world shrouded in deep darkness.
I felt like I had become an adult again.
Fio fainted and Mel put him to bed, while Birdie, I, and the Kriha 3people, who had managed to come to our senses, were guided by Mel around the village of Mikual.
At first glance, this village was indeed as peaceful and tranquil as Mel had described. The roads are well paved with stones and have advanced facilities for this world, such as a drainage system.
The sound of the windmills swaying in the breeze and the weathervane on the side was pleasant. The river that crosses the center of the village has been reinforced to resemble a Japanese river bank. The scenery of the village reminded me of my previous life, and I felt a little sad. It's a nice place, this place.
The only problem is.
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Don't mess with me, kid! I'll give you a fake beating!
Dueling on the side of the road, onlookers drinking happily, yada yada yada.
"Mmmm, playing doctor!"
"Don't, that's a game he can play, and you can't copy him..."
A young girl blows the intestines of a boy her age with her bare hands, and then gets teary-eyed when an adult rushes over to her.
...tranquil?
"Yes. Yeah, now it's more peaceful than usual..."
"What the...?"
I see. Growing up in a place like this, it's no wonder Fio grew up to be so eccentric. It wasn't her natural human nature that was the problem, but rather the environmental factors that had distorted her personality in the process of growing up.
Maybe Fio was a victim, too.
"You know, Mel. In this village, do you have to take responsibility if you fuck a woman?"
"Shut up and die. I'm not old enough to know any better. But if it's common knowledge out there, I guess it is. I've heard there's a lot of insanity in this village."
"Hmm? That's a pretty accurate answer for someone who doesn't know much about color, young lady. You're a real whore, aren't you? That's a shame, you sexy little girl."
"Hey Root, isn't this guy a total jerk? I'm really regretting having this conversation with him right now."
I told you I'd leave humanity out of this. Birdie is the kind of guy who goes to the sex trade with Fio. As a person, he's as twisted as Fio."
"What...? What, what, what? Fyi, my sister and I are on the streets! Huh?
Oh, shoot. Maybe I didn't say it right, or maybe I gave Mel the wrong idea.
"Don't get me wrong, Mel. Fio and I don't get along like that, okay?"
"Then why are you going to that place with my sister?
"Oh, just for fun? Anyway, I'm fine with Fio, so don't worry."
Immediately, Birdie intervened to correct the misunderstanding. Hey, the way you say it...
"S..."
"What?"
I'll kill you!
"Whoa! What the hell are you doing, you little bitch? Get some bigger breasts and come back. You look pretty promising. ────"
"Give me back my sister! You bastard!
"Wow, he's pissed. "Wow, he's pissed off. You're moving pretty fast for a pre-breast-expanding kid."
...Apparently, she missed Fio more than she thought she would. Her face was flushed red, and she was glaring at Birdie like she was going to shoot her. Was she hiding her embarrassment by talking badly about Fio?
"Oh, that's unusual. Hey guys, Mel's having a fight with a face he hasn't seen before!"
I'm serious, aren't I? Hola, hola, hola, hola!"
Then, a gaggle of people gather around. No one tries to stop the killing that has suddenly broken out in front of them. I wondered if this level of fighting was an everyday occurrence.
"Ugh, I'm playing! My sister is a sensitive and maiden in spite of her looks! You can't treat her like that just because she's masculine. ────!
"Oh, yeah. Fio's girlie side? If there really is such a thing, I'd like to know, tell me, girl."
It's true! I'm pretty sure that's when Brother Runt told my sister.
Stop it! Mel, I've told you many times to forget about that story. ──── Moga Moga!"
"Shut up, Runt! Shut up! Okay, that's good, Mel! Keep going!
Aha, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Alas, the story of the first love of a young man from the village called Lant was exposed by a stray bullet from the fight between Mel and Birdie, and the fight ended with Fio suffering a subtle damage when he was told of a very feminine reaction to his first confession in life.
...I didn't know that Fio also had the common sense to avoid people with a red face. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I think it's a good idea.
Hmmm. I'll keep that in mind the next time Fio tries to force me to wear women's clothes. I'll keep that in mind.
The fight between Birdie and Mel went on for a while, and eventually ended with an inhumane act of aggression in which Birdie turned his buttocks and farted in Mel's face as she collapsed to the ground, gasping for air.
It was such a cruel ending that I decided to impose my own personal sanctions on Birdie.
