Chapter 2: He's a man!
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He's a man!
Four hundred years ago? Hangzhou was gone? Why can't I understand what they're saying?
I was beginning to think the driver was a bit odd. Are they inexperienced or are they joking? Was it a joke that only they could understand?
In any case, it looked like they didn't know where Hangzhou was.
"Then how about this, you guys can find a random station for me to stop at." After that I'll call my family and ask them to come and pick me up. " After some thought, I decided not to trouble them.
"Oh, that's fine too. We'll be entering the city soon anyway." Hearing my words, Female Driver nodded his head and did not ask for my address anymore, "However, this is the 'Xia Shan Village'. There is still two hours distance between here and the city. It may be a little more crowded on the way. "
Female Driver indifferently told me, reminding me that it was a long distance.
Xia Shan Village? Where, why haven't I heard of it? How did I get here? Since I was a child, I have lived in Hangzhou, I did not know that there is such a village near Hangzhou.
I thanked the Female Driver and leaned as close to the door as I could to give the other beauties a seat.
However, it was probably because my physique was' huge 'that I took up two-fifths of the space as I sat there. The other beauties didn't have any space to retreat, so they could only stick close to me with their bodies tightly pressed together and their butts and butts sticking together.
My arm was pressed tightly against the girl with glasses. She was the second most petite of the five girls in the car, and my body was a full size bigger than hers. When I was next to her, the short-haired girl's body was squeezed to the point where she could barely move.
I also felt that my butt was pressed against the Short hair sister's elastic and petite buttocks. My arm was pressed against her perfectly round shoulders, as we had suffered for a long time and couldn't breathe, my clothes and hers were both sweating a little. I could even feel the Short hair sister's smooth and exquisite skin through the wet clothes … …
However, other than the Short hair sister, the other beauties were not relaxed either. Because I was in too much of a position, their bodies were all pressed tightly together. Today was a hot summer day, and even though there was an air conditioner in the car, the beauties were still sweating.
I'm a bit embarrassed too.
So I quickly changed the subject, or at least the conversation wasn't too painful. "Uh, are you guys out on an outing?"
"Hur hur, that's right. The five of us sisters went camping together during the summer vacation. " Female Driver laughed and said.
"You're still in college, right?"
"Yeah. We're all in the same class. "Oh right, I haven't asked my friend which university you are from."
"I …" I couldn't bring myself to say that I was going to that unfamous university, but since the other party had asked, I could only say, "I'm from Zhejiang S University."
"Zhejiang S University? I've never heard of it. " Female Driver shook his head. Is the school's reputation really that small? I felt a little helpless. However, this Female Driver gave me a good impression. I thought that even beauties would be hard to communicate with, but I didn't expect her to be so easy to talk to.
While talking, Female Driver suddenly asked me:
"Friend, what's your name?"
"Ah, my name is Wang Yong." I stammered out the name of my crappy street.
"Wang Yong?" Which brave one? "
"Brave." "No," I said.
"Brave courage? "Hehe, it's rare to see someone with that name now!" Female Driver laughed and said.
Rarely? Isn't my name supposed to be a rotten street?
I smiled and asked hesitantly, "May I ask your name? And the names of so many beauties here? "
"Beauty? "What kind of beauty is there to call me that?" The Female Driver laughed at my words. Was the title of 'beautiful woman' funny? I don't understand.
"My name is Mo Zi, and they are …" Female Driver smiled as she introduced the beauties in the carriage. The Little Tai-mei was called Li Qing, the Ice Beauty was called Xu Xianghan, the dark skinned one was called Ye Jiannan, the large-eyed one was called Zhang Jiajia, and the one wearing glasses was called Liu Yuxi.
Pity this undeveloped brain of mine, although they are all beauties, but there are many beauties that I can't figure out in an instant. In the end, all he could do was pretend to say hello.
The beauties looked at me strangely one by one. I guess it's because of my body size and appearance.
"Hehe, Wang Yong, can I ask you a question?" Just when I didn't know what to say to the beauties, Little Tai-mei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, spoke up.
"Uh, what's the problem?"
"Your voice is very strange. It seems very thick. Did you have some sort of illness in your throat? "
My voice is rough? I was stunned for a moment. Although I was a fatty and my voice was louder than most people, it shouldn't be that rough, right? However, my voice is indeed not pleasant to hear. Previously, when I was forced to sing at KTV by my classmates, I was ridiculed for being tongue-tied.
"Uh, I have a cold, so my throat isn't too good."
"Oh, is that so?"
I can only come up with any excuse. It was a very embarrassing thing to make a girl say that her voice was unpleasant to hear. Even though I didn't understand what the other person really meant at the time.
On the way, I chatted with Mo Zi and Li Qing. The two of them had the most cheerful natures here, while the other beauties, one was optician, one was a Ice Beauty, one was a timid macroophthalmia, and the other was a black chick of unknown nationality, so I couldn't say much. And they didn't seem to like me much, either. They looked at me strangely all the way, which made me uncomfortable.
Was it my imagination? Why do I feel like the beauties beside me are secretly sizing me up? And his gaze was indescribably strange? It was as if he was looking at an AIDS patient.
The car made a sudden 90-degree turn at a corner, so fast that my body tilted from inertia, and I felt as if my shoulders were pressing down on something soft.
"Ah!" I heard a burst of delicate breath that made my scalp go numb. I was shocked and only when I came back to my senses did I discover that my shoulder was pressed against the chest of the short-haired girl sitting beside me. My entire body was leaning on her body …
Short hair sister snorted. Her body trembled and her face quickly flushed red.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
I straightened up in panic and apologized. The softness on my shoulder still left me lingering. Furthermore, from the collision just now, I could smell the faint fragrance coming from Short hair sister's body. My nose was filled with the fragrance of her hair, causing my heartbeat to quicken.
"It doesn't matter." The optician lowered her head and looked at me. She sat up straight and coughed, but she didn't seem to mind.
I scratched my head in embarrassment, but Short hair sister's expression seemed to be a little pained, her face always red.
"What's wrong with you? Nothing will happen to you, right? "
Short hair sister glanced at me, then suddenly raised her head and said to the Mo Zi driving the carriage:
"Mo Zi Sis, I want to pee."
Piss? In the middle of the road?
"Can you wait a little longer?" Hearing Short hair sister's request, the Mo Zi said with difficulty. Indeed, there were no public places nearby. Where could she go to pee?
"I-I can't hold it anymore! Just a moment ago, I was squeezed, and it seems like it's starting to leak out!" Short hair sister said, embarrassed.
It flowed out?! No way!
I looked down in astonishment and saw that the Short hair sister's blue jeans were wet.
What the hell, it really came out. Even the jeans were stained with water, but I quickly realized the cause of the problem. I just bumped into her, was it because I squeezed it out?
F * ck, now I have to take responsibility.
"It's out? Then wait a moment! "Sigh!" The Mo Zi exclaimed in surprise and sighed. In the end, she slowed down and leaned towards the side of the road, stopping beside a relatively thick bush.
As soon as I stopped the car, I hastily opened the door and got out, while Short hair sister took out a stack of papers from her bag and ran out. After that, she suddenly took off her jeans and revealed her white buttocks less than a meter away from me.
"What are you!" I was shocked at that time, it seems like this Short hair sister was really desperate, she actually peed in front of me, a man. I had no choice, I quickly turned around and covered my eyes to not peek, but Short hair sister's loud booing still reached my ears, making my ears itch.
Short hair sister stood on the spot and peed for a long time. Her booing sounded like a song for a long time without stopping. The beauties in the car came out as well.
Leading the group was Mo Zi, who was wearing sunglasses and had a helpless look on her face.
"We might as well stay here for a while. There's still a long way to go, we'll be in trouble if we can't find a place to stay!"
F * * k me! At that time, I was dumbfounded. Did you think that I, a man, didn't exist?
To my surprise, these beauties were also more daring and open-minded. They all walked into the grass near me and gracefully took off their multicolored dresses and jeans, revealing their smooth and round buttocks. They squatted down one by one and started firing! And each sound was louder than the last!
My God, am I dreaming or something? I wanted to slap myself awake. Aren't these girls ashamed? Or did you think I didn't have the courage to attack them?
I hurried to the other side of the car so I wouldn't see them urinating!
But I didn't expect that the Mo Zi would actually walk up to me with a smile, greeting me.
"Wang Yong, you should go take a look. There's still a long way to go to get to the city center. After you settle it all at once, you won't need to park any more."
When I saw that Mo Zi didn't mind at all when girls urinated, I started to sweat profusely. She was standing right next to me just now and obviously saw the butt of those beauties, but why does it look like she didn't have any intention of letting me leave? Are they all women who do nightclub business, so they don't care?
Thinking of this, my heart trembled.
"I don't have any intention of peeing."
"Even if you don't, you should go and solve it. If you want to pee, you can just come over. If you get on the car later, you might just come over. That would be troublesome."
"…" I looked at Mo Zi in silence. To be honest, I was a bit of a piss. I had been on the road bumpy for quite a while, and I had to hold in a lot of piss.
I thought about it and decided to follow Mo Zi's instructions to find a distant place to pee. But just as I was about to turn around, Mo Zi called me:
"Right, do you want some paper?" The Mo Zi even kindly took out a packet of tissue from his waist area and gave it to me.
"Why did you give me a piece of paper?"
"Piss. Don't you use paper to pee? "
Damn, I've never heard of a boy asking for paper when he piss. After seeing the Mo Zi, I really don't understand a man's physique.
"No need for that."
"No need? What if it gets dirty? "
"This one won't get dirty." I stammered in reply. Holy shit, do you want me to tell her that if I shake my hand, I can shake it clean?
"You brought paper?" Mo Zi did not misunderstand at all that I had brought paper.
"More or less …" I didn't want to explain anymore, so I turned around and walked towards the bush on the other side of the road. There was a car between us, so those girls wouldn't be able to see me peeing.
"Hey, Wang Yong, where are you going? Why walk so far? " Mo Zi's voice sounded again, almost causing me to stagger and fall down. What did she mean? Shall I urinate near them? I really don't know what Mo Zi is trying to say. Could it be that she is indirectly luring me to peek at the beauties' postures while they piss? The thought was scattered by me as soon as it took shape in my mind.
"I'll go over to the other side and pee!" I vaguely answered the Mo Zi's question and ran across the street. Then, I unzipped my zipper and took out my little brother to solve his problem.
So cool. He had been holding it in for a while, and the pressure from touching his bladder in an instant was even better than pulling off a pipe.
But what I didn't expect was that right after I shot out, Mo Zi's voice sounded again:
"Wang Yong!" Why are you standing and urinating! "
The sudden voice behind me scared me to the point that my lower body suddenly jerked up. I didn't know if anyone had experienced the feeling of being scared to the point of wetting my pants, but if they hadn't, I could tell them that it was definitely extremely painful, and I couldn't go back and forth. It was enough to make people go crazy!
I turned my head in shock, only to see Mo Zi covering her mouth as she looked at me in shock.
"Mo Zi, don't come over!" In a moment of desperation, I couldn't only advise Mo Zi. What the hell is she doing? Had she never seen a man pee in her life?
At this time, other than Mo Zi, the rest of the beauties had also finished urinating. Ice Beauty, macroophthalmia, Little Tai-mei and the others all stood up, and under the Mo Zi's call, they all looked over at me in unison.
Damn it, this time I'm really embarrassed. How can I pee in front of a group of beauties? However, the pressure on his bladder was still incomparably great, as if he would have the urge to empty it at any time.
Being yelled at like this, the Mo Zi seemed to think that something had happened to me, and she even took a few steps towards me, causing me to run to the side before I could even hide the Second Junior Brother in my pants. But just as I ran to the side, my feet suddenly trembled, and my disobedient thing unexpectedly gushed out like a geyser, a beautiful transparent rainbow painting in front of me.
I was dumbfounded.
Mo Zi, who was a few meters behind me, was also dumbfounded.
Some of the beauties behind Mo Zi also saw what I did, and they were all dumbfounded.
"Wang Yong, why do you have so many strange things in your pants?" Is that a tumor? " The Mo Zi stood there in a daze looking at the thing beneath me, her eyes glazed over.
My head, Mo Zi has never been to any physiology class before? In this era, had there ever been a woman in the area of a man?
I turned around in a fluster and tried to hold in my pee. I didn't care about that much. All I knew was that I was going to lose my character this time.
But then, even more surprising, it happened.
What happened next was the beginning of the legend I wanted to tell you about.
"He's a man! Wang Yong is a man! " I think it was the golden-haired Little Tai-mei, but I couldn't recognize her because her voice had changed.
However, I only saw the Little Tai-mei pointing at me with a pale face, while the surrounding beauties, including the Mo Zi, were all looking at me with a complicated expression.
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He's a man!
Four hundred years ago? Hangzhou was gone? Why can't I understand what they're saying?
I was beginning to think the driver was a bit odd. Are they inexperienced or are they joking? Was it a joke that only they could understand?
In any case, it looked like they didn't know where Hangzhou was.
"Then how about this, you guys can find a random station for me to stop at." After that I'll call my family and ask them to come and pick me up. " After some thought, I decided not to trouble them.
"Oh, that's fine too. We'll be entering the city soon anyway." Hearing my words, Female Driver nodded his head and did not ask for my address anymore, "However, this is the 'Xia Shan Village'. There is still two hours distance between here and the city. It may be a little more crowded on the way. "
Female Driver indifferently told me, reminding me that it was a long distance.
Xia Shan Village? Where, why haven't I heard of it? How did I get here? Since I was a child, I have lived in Hangzhou, I did not know that there is such a village near Hangzhou.
I thanked the Female Driver and leaned as close to the door as I could to give the other beauties a seat.
However, it was probably because my physique was' huge 'that I took up two-fifths of the space as I sat there. The other beauties didn't have any space to retreat, so they could only stick close to me with their bodies tightly pressed together and their butts and butts sticking together.
My arm was pressed tightly against the girl with glasses. She was the second most petite of the five girls in the car, and my body was a full size bigger than hers. When I was next to her, the short-haired girl's body was squeezed to the point where she could barely move.
I also felt that my butt was pressed against the Short hair sister's elastic and petite buttocks. My arm was pressed against her perfectly round shoulders, as we had suffered for a long time and couldn't breathe, my clothes and hers were both sweating a little. I could even feel the Short hair sister's smooth and exquisite skin through the wet clothes … …
However, other than the Short hair sister, the other beauties were not relaxed either. Because I was in too much of a position, their bodies were all pressed tightly together. Today was a hot summer day, and even though there was an air conditioner in the car, the beauties were still sweating.
I'm a bit embarrassed too.
So I quickly changed the subject, or at least the conversation wasn't too painful. "Uh, are you guys out on an outing?"
"Hur hur, that's right. The five of us sisters went camping together during the summer vacation. " Female Driver laughed and said.
"You're still in college, right?"
"Yeah. We're all in the same class. "Oh right, I haven't asked my friend which university you are from."
"I …" I couldn't bring myself to say that I was going to that unfamous university, but since the other party had asked, I could only say, "I'm from Zhejiang S University."
"Zhejiang S University? I've never heard of it. " Female Driver shook his head. Is the school's reputation really that small? I felt a little helpless. However, this Female Driver gave me a good impression. I thought that even beauties would be hard to communicate with, but I didn't expect her to be so easy to talk to.
While talking, Female Driver suddenly asked me:
"Friend, what's your name?"
"Ah, my name is Wang Yong." I stammered out the name of my crappy street.
"Wang Yong?" Which brave one? "
"Brave." "No," I said.
"Brave courage? "Hehe, it's rare to see someone with that name now!" Female Driver laughed and said.
Rarely? Isn't my name supposed to be a rotten street?
I smiled and asked hesitantly, "May I ask your name? And the names of so many beauties here? "
"Beauty? "What kind of beauty is there to call me that?" The Female Driver laughed at my words. Was the title of 'beautiful woman' funny? I don't understand.
"My name is Mo Zi, and they are …" Female Driver smiled as she introduced the beauties in the carriage. The Little Tai-mei was called Li Qing, the Ice Beauty was called Xu Xianghan, the dark skinned one was called Ye Jiannan, the large-eyed one was called Zhang Jiajia, and the one wearing glasses was called Liu Yuxi.
Pity this undeveloped brain of mine, although they are all beauties, but there are many beauties that I can't figure out in an instant. In the end, all he could do was pretend to say hello.
The beauties looked at me strangely one by one. I guess it's because of my body size and appearance.
"Hehe, Wang Yong, can I ask you a question?" Just when I didn't know what to say to the beauties, Little Tai-mei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, spoke up.
"Uh, what's the problem?"
"Your voice is very strange. It seems very thick. Did you have some sort of illness in your throat? "
My voice is rough? I was stunned for a moment. Although I was a fatty and my voice was louder than most people, it shouldn't be that rough, right? However, my voice is indeed not pleasant to hear. Previously, when I was forced to sing at KTV by my classmates, I was ridiculed for being tongue-tied.
"Uh, I have a cold, so my throat isn't too good."
"Oh, is that so?"
I can only come up with any excuse. It was a very embarrassing thing to make a girl say that her voice was unpleasant to hear. Even though I didn't understand what the other person really meant at the time.
On the way, I chatted with Mo Zi and Li Qing. The two of them had the most cheerful natures here, while the other beauties, one was optician, one was a Ice Beauty, one was a timid macroophthalmia, and the other was a black chick of unknown nationality, so I couldn't say much. And they didn't seem to like me much, either. They looked at me strangely all the way, which made me uncomfortable.
Was it my imagination? Why do I feel like the beauties beside me are secretly sizing me up? And his gaze was indescribably strange? It was as if he was looking at an AIDS patient.
The car made a sudden 90-degree turn at a corner, so fast that my body tilted from inertia, and I felt as if my shoulders were pressing down on something soft.
"Ah!" I heard a burst of delicate breath that made my scalp go numb. I was shocked and only when I came back to my senses did I discover that my shoulder was pressed against the chest of the short-haired girl sitting beside me. My entire body was leaning on her body …
Short hair sister snorted. Her body trembled and her face quickly flushed red.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
I straightened up in panic and apologized. The softness on my shoulder still left me lingering. Furthermore, from the collision just now, I could smell the faint fragrance coming from Short hair sister's body. My nose was filled with the fragrance of her hair, causing my heartbeat to quicken.
"It doesn't matter." The optician lowered her head and looked at me. She sat up straight and coughed, but she didn't seem to mind.
I scratched my head in embarrassment, but Short hair sister's expression seemed to be a little pained, her face always red.
"What's wrong with you? Nothing will happen to you, right? "
Short hair sister glanced at me, then suddenly raised her head and said to the Mo Zi driving the carriage:
"Mo Zi Sis, I want to pee."
Piss? In the middle of the road?
"Can you wait a little longer?" Hearing Short hair sister's request, the Mo Zi said with difficulty. Indeed, there were no public places nearby. Where could she go to pee?
"I-I can't hold it anymore! Just a moment ago, I was squeezed, and it seems like it's starting to leak out!" Short hair sister said, embarrassed.
It flowed out?! No way!
I looked down in astonishment and saw that the Short hair sister's blue jeans were wet.
What the hell, it really came out. Even the jeans were stained with water, but I quickly realized the cause of the problem. I just bumped into her, was it because I squeezed it out?
F * ck, now I have to take responsibility.
"It's out? Then wait a moment! "Sigh!" The Mo Zi exclaimed in surprise and sighed. In the end, she slowed down and leaned towards the side of the road, stopping beside a relatively thick bush.
As soon as I stopped the car, I hastily opened the door and got out, while Short hair sister took out a stack of papers from her bag and ran out. After that, she suddenly took off her jeans and revealed her white buttocks less than a meter away from me.
"What are you!" I was shocked at that time, it seems like this Short hair sister was really desperate, she actually peed in front of me, a man. I had no choice, I quickly turned around and covered my eyes to not peek, but Short hair sister's loud booing still reached my ears, making my ears itch.
Short hair sister stood on the spot and peed for a long time. Her booing sounded like a song for a long time without stopping. The beauties in the car came out as well.
Leading the group was Mo Zi, who was wearing sunglasses and had a helpless look on her face.
"We might as well stay here for a while. There's still a long way to go, we'll be in trouble if we can't find a place to stay!"
F * * k me! At that time, I was dumbfounded. Did you think that I, a man, didn't exist?
To my surprise, these beauties were also more daring and open-minded. They all walked into the grass near me and gracefully took off their multicolored dresses and jeans, revealing their smooth and round buttocks. They squatted down one by one and started firing! And each sound was louder than the last!
My God, am I dreaming or something? I wanted to slap myself awake. Aren't these girls ashamed? Or did you think I didn't have the courage to attack them?
I hurried to the other side of the car so I wouldn't see them urinating!
But I didn't expect that the Mo Zi would actually walk up to me with a smile, greeting me.
"Wang Yong, you should go take a look. There's still a long way to go to get to the city center. After you settle it all at once, you won't need to park any more."
When I saw that Mo Zi didn't mind at all when girls urinated, I started to sweat profusely. She was standing right next to me just now and obviously saw the butt of those beauties, but why does it look like she didn't have any intention of letting me leave? Are they all women who do nightclub business, so they don't care?
Thinking of this, my heart trembled.
"I don't have any intention of peeing."
"Even if you don't, you should go and solve it. If you want to pee, you can just come over. If you get on the car later, you might just come over. That would be troublesome."
"…" I looked at Mo Zi in silence. To be honest, I was a bit of a piss. I had been on the road bumpy for quite a while, and I had to hold in a lot of piss.
I thought about it and decided to follow Mo Zi's instructions to find a distant place to pee. But just as I was about to turn around, Mo Zi called me:
"Right, do you want some paper?" The Mo Zi even kindly took out a packet of tissue from his waist area and gave it to me.
"Why did you give me a piece of paper?"
"Piss. Don't you use paper to pee? "
Damn, I've never heard of a boy asking for paper when he piss. After seeing the Mo Zi, I really don't understand a man's physique.
"No need for that."
"No need? What if it gets dirty? "
"This one won't get dirty." I stammered in reply. Holy shit, do you want me to tell her that if I shake my hand, I can shake it clean?
"You brought paper?" Mo Zi did not misunderstand at all that I had brought paper.
"More or less …" I didn't want to explain anymore, so I turned around and walked towards the bush on the other side of the road. There was a car between us, so those girls wouldn't be able to see me peeing.
"Hey, Wang Yong, where are you going? Why walk so far? " Mo Zi's voice sounded again, almost causing me to stagger and fall down. What did she mean? Shall I urinate near them? I really don't know what Mo Zi is trying to say. Could it be that she is indirectly luring me to peek at the beauties' postures while they piss? The thought was scattered by me as soon as it took shape in my mind.
"I'll go over to the other side and pee!" I vaguely answered the Mo Zi's question and ran across the street. Then, I unzipped my zipper and took out my little brother to solve his problem.
So cool. He had been holding it in for a while, and the pressure from touching his bladder in an instant was even better than pulling off a pipe.
But what I didn't expect was that right after I shot out, Mo Zi's voice sounded again:
"Wang Yong!" Why are you standing and urinating! "
The sudden voice behind me scared me to the point that my lower body suddenly jerked up. I didn't know if anyone had experienced the feeling of being scared to the point of wetting my pants, but if they hadn't, I could tell them that it was definitely extremely painful, and I couldn't go back and forth. It was enough to make people go crazy!
I turned my head in shock, only to see Mo Zi covering her mouth as she looked at me in shock.
"Mo Zi, don't come over!" In a moment of desperation, I couldn't only advise Mo Zi. What the hell is she doing? Had she never seen a man pee in her life?
At this time, other than Mo Zi, the rest of the beauties had also finished urinating. Ice Beauty, macroophthalmia, Little Tai-mei and the others all stood up, and under the Mo Zi's call, they all looked over at me in unison.
Damn it, this time I'm really embarrassed. How can I pee in front of a group of beauties? However, the pressure on his bladder was still incomparably great, as if he would have the urge to empty it at any time.
Being yelled at like this, the Mo Zi seemed to think that something had happened to me, and she even took a few steps towards me, causing me to run to the side before I could even hide the Second Junior Brother in my pants. But just as I ran to the side, my feet suddenly trembled, and my disobedient thing unexpectedly gushed out like a geyser, a beautiful transparent rainbow painting in front of me.
I was dumbfounded.
Mo Zi, who was a few meters behind me, was also dumbfounded.
Some of the beauties behind Mo Zi also saw what I did, and they were all dumbfounded.
"Wang Yong, why do you have so many strange things in your pants?" Is that a tumor? " The Mo Zi stood there in a daze looking at the thing beneath me, her eyes glazed over.
My head, Mo Zi has never been to any physiology class before? In this era, had there ever been a woman in the area of a man?
I turned around in a fluster and tried to hold in my pee. I didn't care about that much. All I knew was that I was going to lose my character this time.
But then, even more surprising, it happened.
What happened next was the beginning of the legend I wanted to tell you about.
"He's a man! Wang Yong is a man! " I think it was the golden-haired Little Tai-mei, but I couldn't recognize her because her voice had changed.
However, I only saw the Little Tai-mei pointing at me with a pale face, while the surrounding beauties, including the Mo Zi, were all looking at me with a complicated expression.
He's a man!Four hundred years ago? Hangzhou was gone? Why can't I understand what they're saying?I was beginning to think the driver was a bit odd. Are they inexperienced or are they joking? Was it a joke that only they could understand?In any case, it looked like they didn't know where Hangzhou was."Then how about this, you guys can find a random station for me to stop at." After that I'll call my family and ask them to come and pick me up. " After some thought, I decided not to trouble them."Oh, that's fine too. We'll be entering the city soon anyway." Hearing my words, Female Driver nodded his head and did not ask for my address anymore, "However, this is the 'Xia Shan Village'. There is still two hours distance between here and the city. It may be a little more crowded on the way. "Female Driver indifferently told me, reminding me that it was a long distance.Xia Shan Village? Where, why haven't I heard of it? How did I get here? Since I was a child, I have lived in Hangzhou, I did not know that there is such a village near Hangzhou.I thanked the Female Driver and leaned as close to the door as I could to give the other beauties a seat.However, it was probably because my physique was' huge 'that I took up two-fifths of the space as I sat there. The other beauties didn't have any space to retreat, so they could only stick close to me with their bodies tightly pressed together and their butts and butts sticking together.My arm was pressed tightly against the girl with glasses. She was the second most petite of the five girls in the car, and my body was a full size bigger than hers. When I was next to her, the short-haired girl's body was squeezed to the point where she could barely move.I also felt that my butt was pressed against the Short hair sister's elastic and petite buttocks. My arm was pressed against her perfectly round shoulders, as we had suffered for a long time and couldn't breathe, my clothes and hers were both sweating a little. I could even feel the Short hair sister's smooth and exquisite skin through the wet clothes However, other than the Short hair sister, the other beauties were not relaxed either. Because I was in too much of a position, their bodies were all pressed tightly together. Today was a hot summer day, and even though there was an air conditioner in the car, the beauties were still sweating.I'm a bit embarrassed too.So I quickly changed the subject, or at least the conversation wasn't too painful. "Uh, are you guys out on an outing?""Hur hur, that's right. The five of us sisters went camping together during the summer vacation. " Female Driver laughed and said."You're still in college, right?""Yeah. We're all in the same class. "Oh right, I haven't asked my friend which university you are from.""I " I couldn't bring myself to say that I was going to that unfamous university, but since the other party had asked, I could only say, "I'm from Zhejiang S University.""Zhejiang S University? I've never heard of it. " Female Driver shook his head. Is the school's reputation really that small? I felt a little helpless. However, this Female Driver gave me a good impression. I thought that even beauties would be hard to communicate with, but I didn't expect her to be so easy to talk to.While talking, Female Driver suddenly asked me:"Friend, what's your name?""Ah, my name is Wang Yong." I stammered out the name of my crappy street."Wang Yong?" Which brave one? ""Brave." "No," I said."Brave courage? "Hehe, it's rare to see someone with that name now!" Female Driver laughed and said.Rarely? Isn't my name supposed to be a rotten street?I smiled and asked hesitantly, "May I ask your name? And the names of so many beauties here? ""Beauty? "What kind of beauty is there to call me that?" The Female Driver laughed at my words. Was the title of 'beautiful woman' funny? I don't understand."My name is Mo Zi, and they are " Female Driver smiled as she introduced the beauties in the carriage. The Little Tai-mei was called Li Qing, the Ice Beauty was called Xu Xianghan, the dark skinned one was called Ye Jiannan, the large-eyed one was called Zhang Jiajia, and the one wearing glasses was called Liu Yuxi.Pity this undeveloped brain of mine, although they are all beauties, but there are many beauties that I can't figure out in an instant. In the end, all he could do was pretend to say hello.The beauties looked at me strangely one by one. I guess it's because of my body size and appearance."Hehe, Wang Yong, can I ask you a question?" Just when I didn't know what to say to the beauties, Little Tai-mei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, spoke up."Uh, what's the problem?""Your voice is very strange. It seems very thick. Did you have some sort of illness in your throat? "My voice is rough? I was stunned for a moment. Although I was a fatty and my voice was louder than most people, it shouldn't be that rough, right? However, my voice is indeed not pleasant to hear. Previously, when I was forced to sing at KTV by my classmates, I was ridiculed for being tongue-tied."Uh, I have a cold, so my throat isn't too good.""Oh, is that so?"I can only come up with any excuse. It was a very embarrassing thing to make a girl say that her voice was unpleasant to hear. Even though I didn't understand what the other person really meant at the time.On the way, I chatted with Mo Zi and Li Qing. The two of them had the most cheerful natures here, while the other beauties, one was optician, one was a Ice Beauty, one was a timid macroophthalmia, and the other was a black chick of unknown nationality, so I couldn't say much. And they didn't seem to like me much, either. They looked at me strangely all the way, which made me uncomfortable.Was it my imagination? Why do I feel like the beauties beside me are secretly sizing me up? And his gaze was indescribably strange? It was as if he was looking at an AIDS patient.The car made a sudden 90-degree turn at a corner, so fast that my body tilted from inertia, and I felt as if my shoulders were pressing down on something soft."Ah!" I heard a burst of delicate breath that made my scalp go numb. I was shocked and only when I came back to my senses did I discover that my shoulder was pressed against the chest of the short-haired girl sitting beside me. My entire body was leaning on her body Short hair sister snorted. Her body trembled and her face quickly flushed red."I'm sorry, I'm sorry."I straightened up in panic and apologized. The softness on my shoulder still left me lingering. Furthermore, from the collision just now, I could smell the faint fragrance coming from Short hair sister's body. My nose was filled with the fragrance of her hair, causing my heartbeat to quicken."It doesn't matter." The optician lowered her head and looked at me. She sat up straight and coughed, but she didn't seem to mind.I scratched my head in embarrassment, but Short hair sister's expression seemed to be a little pained, her face always red."What's wrong with you? Nothing will happen to you, right? "Short hair sister glanced at me, then suddenly raised her head and said to the Mo Zi driving the carriage:"Mo Zi Sis, I want to pee."Piss? In the middle of the road?"Can you wait a little longer?" Hearing Short hair sister's request, the Mo Zi said with difficulty. Indeed, there were no public places nearby. Where could she go to pee?"I-I can't hold it anymore! Just a moment ago, I was squeezed, and it seems like it's starting to leak out!" Short hair sister said, embarrassed.It flowed out?! No way!I looked down in astonishment and saw that the Short hair sister's blue jeans were wet.What the hell, it really came out. Even the jeans were stained with water, but I quickly realized the cause of the problem. I just bumped into her, was it because I squeezed it out?F * ck, now I have to take responsibility."It's out? Then wait a moment! "Sigh!" The Mo Zi exclaimed in surprise and sighed. In the end, she slowed down and leaned towards the side of the road, stopping beside a relatively thick bush.As soon as I stopped the car, I hastily opened the door and got out, while Short hair sister took out a stack of papers from her bag and ran out. After that, she suddenly took off her jeans and revealed her white buttocks less than a meter away from me."What are you!" I was shocked at that time, it seems like this Short hair sister was really desperate, she actually peed in front of me, a man. I had no choice, I quickly turned around and covered my eyes to not peek, but Short hair sister's loud booing still reached my ears, making my ears itch.Short hair sister stood on the spot and peed for a long time. Her booing sounded like a song for a long time without stopping. The beauties in the car came out as well.Leading the group was Mo Zi, who was wearing sunglasses and had a helpless look on her face."We might as well stay here for a while. There's still a long way to go, we'll be in trouble if we can't find a place to stay!"F * * k me! At that time, I was dumbfounded. Did you think that I, a man, didn't exist?To my surprise, these beauties were also more daring and open-minded. They all walked into the grass near me and gracefully took off their multicolored dresses and jeans, revealing their smooth and round buttocks. They squatted down one by one and started firing! And each sound was louder than the last!My God, am I dreaming or something? I wanted to slap myself awake. Aren't these girls ashamed? Or did you think I didn't have the courage to attack them?I hurried to the other side of the car so I wouldn't see them urinating!But I didn't expect that the Mo Zi would actually walk up to me with a smile, greeting me."Wang Yong, you should go take a look. There's still a long way to go to get to the city center. After you settle it all at once, you won't need to park any more."When I saw that Mo Zi didn't mind at all when girls urinated, I started to sweat profusely. She was standing right next to me just now and obviously saw the butt of those beauties, but why does it look like she didn't have any intention of letting me leave? Are they all women who do nightclub business, so they don't care?Thinking of this, my heart trembled."I don't have any intention of peeing.""Even if you don't, you should go and solve it. If you want to pee, you can just come over. If you get on the car later, you might just come over. That would be troublesome.""" I looked at Mo Zi in silence. To be honest, I was a bit of a piss. I had been on the road bumpy for quite a while, and I had to hold in a lot of piss.I thought about it and decided to follow Mo Zi's instructions to find a distant place to pee. But just as I was about to turn around, Mo Zi called me:"Right, do you want some paper?" The Mo Zi even kindly took out a packet of tissue from his waist area and gave it to me."Why did you give me a piece of paper?""Piss. Don't you use paper to pee? "Damn, I've never heard of a boy asking for paper when he piss. After seeing the Mo Zi, I really don't understand a man's physique."No need for that.""No need? What if it gets dirty? ""This one won't get dirty." I stammered in reply. Holy shit, do you want me to tell her that if I shake my hand, I can shake it clean?"You brought paper?" Mo Zi did not misunderstand at all that I had brought paper."More or less " I didn't want to explain anymore, so I turned around and walked towards the bush on the other side of the road. There was a car between us, so those girls wouldn't be able to see me peeing."Hey, Wang Yong, where are you going? Why walk so far? " Mo Zi's voice sounded again, almost causing me to stagger and fall down. What did she mean? Shall I urinate near them? I really don't know what Mo Zi is trying to say. Could it be that she is indirectly luring me to peek at the beauties' postures while they piss? The thought was scattered by me as soon as it took shape in my mind."I'll go over to the other side and pee!" I vaguely answered the Mo Zi's question and ran across the street. Then, I unzipped my zipper and took out my little brother to solve his problem.So cool. He had been holding it in for a while, and the pressure from touching his bladder in an instant was even better than pulling off a pipe.But what I didn't expect was that right after I shot out, Mo Zi's voice sounded again:"Wang Yong!" Why are you standing and urinating! "The sudden voice behind me scared me to the point that my lower body suddenly jerked up. I didn't know if anyone had experienced the feeling of being scared to the point of wetting my pants, but if they hadn't, I could tell them that it was definitely extremely painful, and I couldn't go back and forth. It was enough to make people go crazy!I turned my head in shock, only to see Mo Zi covering her mouth as she looked at me in shock."Mo Zi, don't come over!" In a moment of desperation, I couldn't only advise Mo Zi. What the hell is she doing? Had she never seen a man pee in her life?At this time, other than Mo Zi, the rest of the beauties had also finished urinating. Ice Beauty, macroophthalmia, Little Tai-mei and the others all stood up, and under the Mo Zi's call, they all looked over at me in unison.Damn it, this time I'm really embarrassed. How can I pee in front of a group of beauties? However, the pressure on his bladder was still incomparably great, as if he would have the urge to empty it at any time.Being yelled at like this, the Mo Zi seemed to think that something had happened to me, and she even took a few steps towards me, causing me to run to the side before I could even hide the Second Junior Brother in my pants. But just as I ran to the side, my feet suddenly trembled, and my disobedient thing unexpectedly gushed out like a geyser, a beautiful transparent rainbow painting in front of me.I was dumbfounded.Mo Zi, who was a few meters behind me, was also dumbfounded.Some of the beauties behind Mo Zi also saw what I did, and they were all dumbfounded."Wang Yong, why do you have so many strange things in your pants?" Is that a tumor? " The Mo Zi stood there in a daze looking at the thing beneath me, her eyes glazed over.My head, Mo Zi has never been to any physiology class before? In this era, had there ever been a woman in the area of a man?I turned around in a fluster and tried to hold in my pee. I didn't care about that much. All I knew was that I was going to lose my character this time.But then, even more surprising, it happened.What happened next was the beginning of the legend I wanted to tell you about."He's a man! Wang Yong is a man! " I think it was the golden-haired Little Tai-mei, but I couldn't recognize her because her voice had changed.However, I only saw the Little Tai-mei pointing at me with a pale face, while the surrounding beauties, including the Mo Zi, were all looking at me with a complicated expression.
